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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Major Biggles on November 06, 2006, 02:48:58 PM
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so that HT doesn't pwn us all for taking the delete thread by force :D
cool people only please. that excludes you hammy, you aren't very cool :p J/K :D
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Originally posted by Major Biggles
so that HT doesn't pwn us all for taking the delete thread by force :D
cool people only please. that excludes you hammy, you aren't very cool :p J/K :D
IN anyway :p
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Originally posted by Hammy
IN anyway :p
oh :(
where is my bouncer megadud? he was supposed to be guarding the door!
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:cool:
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Question for you Brits or English or whatever you call yourselves.
In the other thread Hammy made fun of Biggles for being a Southerner. Now in the US, we do this too. From the North, you're a Yankee. From the South, you might be called a red-neck.
What are the appropriate epithets for persons from another region in Great Britain?
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Originally posted by kamilyun
Question for you Brits or English or whatever you call yourselves.
In the other thread Hammy made fun of Biggles for being a Southerner. Now in the US, we do this too. From the North, you're a Yankee. From the South, you might be called a red-neck.
What are the appropriate epithets for persons from another region in Great Britain?
i don't know if hammy would count as a chav or not :p
where in leeds are you from hammy?
here though, we don't have things much like that, although in london we don't need to name third world countries like yorkshire. hammy might not like londoners because he's jealous of our running water:D
edit:
i found a picture of hammy on google:
(http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8c/Chav.jpg/300px-Chav.jpg&usg=__AQEB2YgNE_WJ1oNPtUsBqNiQthI=)
:p
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Originally posted by kamilyun
Question for you Brits or English or whatever you call yourselves.
In the other thread Hammy made fun of Biggles for being a Southerner. Now in the US, we do this too. From the North, you're a Yankee. From the South, you might be called a red-neck.
What are the appropriate epithets for persons from another region in Great Britain?
I'm from Texas but not a red-neck. I R TEH COOLZ!!:t
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Originally posted by Major Biggles
i don't know if hammy would count as a chav or not :p
where in leeds are you from hammy?
here though, we don't have things much like that, although in london we don't need to name third world countries like yorkshire. hammy might not like londoners because he's jealous of our running water:D
edit:
i found a picture of hammy on google:
(http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8c/Chav.jpg/300px-Chav.jpg&usg=__AQEB2YgNE_WJ1oNPtUsBqNiQthI=)
:p
ROFLMAO :aok :rofl
brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
Errr kamilyun, in answer to your question, southerners would otherwise be known as..........................."bananas" :p
biggles, i'm not from leeds originally, living in a place called Armely (Not the jail) :p
I'm a scotsman really hehehe
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Originally posted by kamilyun
Question for you Brits or English or whatever you call yourselves.
In the other thread Hammy made fun of Biggles for being a Southerner. Now in the US, we do this too. From the North, you're a Yankee. From the South, you might be called a red-neck.
What are the appropriate epithets for persons from another region in Great Britain?
lemons and limeys?
:confused:
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Southerners are healthier and richer.
Northerners like gravy.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/946638.stm
http://www.itv.com/news/index_840f3a64c0652d0852f801e70c92e375.html
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Originally posted by SkyChimp03
I'm from Texas but not a red-neck. I R TEH COOLZ!!:t
I'm reminded of a famous line from "Full Metal Jacket" regarding persons from Texas. :D
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Originally posted by Hammy
ROFLMAO :aok :rofl
brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
Errr kamilyun, in answer to your question, southerners would otherwise be known as..........................."bananas" :p
LOL
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Northerners would call us southern softies
us southerners however are better educated and tend to refrain from name calling (much).
Great Britain is nowhere near the size of america but you would be amazed at the diversity of accents.
Wurzels from summmmersett
cockney nutjob geezers
everywhere near the middle sound weird brummies, leeds, yorkshire,
welsh have their own bloody language
scousers liverpool
geordies newcastle champion like
scots etc
pikey irishmen
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Originally posted by Bruv119
Northerners would call us southern softies
us southerners however are better educated and tend to refrain from name calling (much).
Great Britain is nowhere near the size of america but you would be amazed at the diversity of accents.
Wurzels from summmmersett
cockney nutjob geezers
everywhere near the middle sound weird brummies, leeds, yorkshire,
welsh have their own bloody language
scousers liverpool
geordies newcastle champion like
scots etc
pikey irishmen
don't forget the posh gits <---- :lol
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Generally we Texans think of Yankees (northerners) as being like hemroids...
They come down and go back up they are ok
They come down and stay down and they are a pain in the aXX
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I just wanted to see what cool people look like.
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Originally posted by RUMBLEBee
I just wanted to see what cool people look like.
ooh ooh, look at me! i'm cool, megadud told me i was!
oh rumble, you moved to ireland? cool! how are you? :)
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If I have ice in my veins does that make me cool enough to post in this thread?
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Originally posted by Major Biggles
ooh ooh, look at me! i'm cool, megadud told me i was!
oh rumble, you moved to ireland? cool! how are you? :)
hah, yea but that's so 5 years ago. You are truly uncool!!!:p
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Originally posted by hitech
If I have ice in my veins does that make me cool enough to post in this thread?
no
now bugger off
j/k :aok
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Originally posted by hitech
If I have ice in my veins does that make me cool enough to post in this thread?
HT, you're the king of cool :cool:
you should make megadud kiss your hand, but i'd advise against it, you might catch something nasty:D
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Originally posted by RUMBLEBee
hah, yea but that's so 5 years ago. You are truly uncool!!!:p
ohh :(
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well us down south call them up north
TOSSERS
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Originally posted by rogerdee
well us down south call them up north
TOSSERS
That my friends is jealousy, coz up north we are complete salamanders so therefore we "can" be tossers.
southerners are limp wristed, thats why they get lots of toys for xmas :p
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Originally posted by Hammy
That my friends is jealousy, coz up north we are complete salamanders so therefore we "can" be tossers.
southerners are limp wristed, thats why they get lots of toys for xmas :p
LOL
We do atleast get to buy our women hot lingerie to compliment their looks. Up north they sell bags to men so they can cover their girl's face :p
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Originally posted by hitech
If I have ice in my veins does that make me cool enough to post in this thread?
I think that makes you insanely dead! We all know being dead is unCOOL (it smells)
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Originally posted by Major Biggles
LOL
We do atleast get to buy our women hot lingerie to compliment their looks. Up north they sell bags to men so they can cover their girl's face :p
get it right........................ .....
a pair of bags in case one comes off :aok
women down south?
only rubber ones my friend :p
oh and they are all mainly blonde too so i rest my case.
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what if he has been cryogenically frozen and is typing to us from his tube?
wow, profits must have been good this year! very cool HT, i think you can be promoted from king to god of cool.
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Originally posted by Hammy
get it right........................ .....
a pair of bags in case one comes off :aok
women down south?
only rubber ones my friend :p
oh and they are all mainly blonde too so i rest my case.
i met your girlfriend doris last week hammy...
(this is why hammy's life consists mainly of running to the bag shop every few hours)
(http://desencyclopedie.wikia.com/images/thumb/e/e2/Pig-ugly-woman-fat-face.jpeg/180px-Pig-ugly-woman-fat-face.jpeg)
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Originally posted by Major Biggles
i met your girlfriend doris last week hammy...
(this is why hammy's life consists mainly of running to the bag shop every few hours)
(http://desencyclopedie.wikia.com/images/thumb/e/e2/Pig-ugly-woman-fat-face.jpeg/180px-Pig-ugly-woman-fat-face.jpeg)
LOL
good one
banana :aok
by the way, where on earth did you find the picture of our lass?
was she an ex of yours?
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Originally posted by Hammy
LOL
good one
banana :aok
:D
somedays i wonder how you got so lucky (furball's girlfriend is technically inhuman due to the level of mutation)
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Originally posted by Hammy
by the way, where on earth did you find the picture of our lass?
was she an ex of yours?
just searched on google for ugly woman. i hope doris isn't insulted by those internet geeks calling her ugly :(
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Originally posted by Major Biggles
just searched on google for ugly woman. i hope doris isn't insulted by those internet geeks calling her ugly :(
shes says shes ok with it
by the way she sends her love :aok
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Us in the middle call them up north "Northern Tossers"
Us in the middle call them from down south "Poncey Southerns"
An a Scotsman is just a Gordie with his brains kicked out :D
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Originally posted by Hammy
shes says shes ok with it
by the way she sends her love :aok
tell her I'm very flattered, but not interested. you need to control your girls hammy, what kind of pimp daddy from leeds lets his beauties fall in love with the dark handsome stranger from london. perhaps she wants a bath?
lol, this is a great thread :D, Hammy :)
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Originally posted by LYNX
Us in the middle call them up north "Northern Tossers"
Us in the middle call them from down south "Poncey Southerns"
An a Scotsman is just a Gordie with his brains kicked out :D
wouldnt want to test that theory:huh
you lot in the middle are just undecided, cant figure out which way to run :rofl
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Originally posted by LYNX
Us in the middle call them up north "Northern Tossers"
Us in the middle call them from down south "Poncey Southerns"
An a Scotsman is just a Gordie with his brains kicked out :D
here london we call you guys peasants :D :p
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Originally posted by LYNX
Us in the middle call them up north "Northern Tossers"
Us in the middle call them from down south "Poncey Southerns"
An a Scotsman is just a Gordie with his brains kicked out :D
But you all like corn, have bad teeth and are football hooligans!
then again so am I :D
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Originally posted by Major Biggles
here london we call you guys peasants :D :p
That i can't deny ........at least we don't smoke Horse watermelon like the northern tosser. And we ain't afraid of a days work like you blaggin southern ponces:rofl
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Originally posted by LYNX
That i can't deny ........at least we don't smoke Horse watermelon like the northern tosser. And we ain't afraid of a days work like you blaggin southern ponces:rofl
:D
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im a essex boy racer..... but not a chav....
Londoners are posh *******'s ;) oh hi biggles:p
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i passed out from repetative chest thumping. :eek:
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Originally posted by Overlag
im a essex boy racer..... but not a chav....
Londoners are posh *******'s ;) oh hi biggles:p
cor, i should have guessed!
and megadweeb, you need to keep the chest thumping to a minimum, we have uncool muppets to kick out of here, like that hammy kid :furious
and lol @ blue
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Originally posted by Major Biggles
cor, i should have guessed!
and megadweeb, you need to keep the chest thumping to a minimum, we have uncool muppets to kick out of here, like that hammy kid :furious
and lol @ blue
i bet you cant guess what car make i drive..... being a essex boy :o
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Originally posted by Overlag
i bet you cant guess what car make i drive..... being a essex boy :o
i hope to high heaven that it isn't a modded ford escort or vauxhall cavalier, those are the ultimate peasant cars...
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Tossers I understand, Geordies (Gordies?) I looked up...
but for the life of me, I don't get "Poncey Southerners" What is poncey? A play on prancy?
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
phew.
okay, he's gone now, we can talk about him again.
:cool:
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Best thread EVAR! You Brits r teh funnay!
<---From the US but drives a Ford Sierra Cosworth 3dr replica (Merkur XR4Ti) with a real Cosworth YB 2.0L engine imported from the UK.
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Originally posted by kamilyun
Tossers I understand, Geordies (Gordies?) I looked up...
but for the life of me, I don't get "Poncey Southerners" What is poncey? A play on prancy?
geordies are from glasgow. the geordie accent is so over the top that many glaswiegan films have english subtitles so that outsiders can understand what they're saying...
and poncey i guess is kinda like prancy. poncey is being kind of aristocratic i guess
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me=733t
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Originally posted by JB88
phew.
okay, he's gone now, we can talk about him again.
:cool:
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Originally posted by Grits
<---From the US but drives a Ford Sierra Cosworth 3dr replica (Merkur XR4Ti) with a real Cosworth YB 2.0L engine imported from the UK.
Is that like a golf cart?
Originally posted by megadud
i passed out from repetative mule thumping. :eek:
sicko:mad:
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
boy that sun sure is bright. better draw the shades.
beep bop bip beep beep bip bop....
ring....
ring...
"yes, hello, BBS MP's? yes... this is JB88 over at the BBS...fine thank you, yourself? ... good...i hate to be a bother but im afraid that we have a prowler outside of the cool people thread and i was hoping that you and your buddies could come by and smack him around a little bit with your batons...you can?! great!! thanks alot offic...yes you too sir...uh huh...yep...thanks again...bye."
click.
:cool:
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:lol
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:huh
(mutters under breath) damned canadians.
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:mad: Now you've gone to far.
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:D
welcome aboard!
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But what about wanky yankees and pufters? And I thought all scots were named Jock. (looks at the cool people, realizes he entered wrong thread, and leaves.)
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Originally posted by Slash27
Is that like a golf cart?
Yeah, with a HUGE whale tail wing too.
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Originally posted by Grits
Yeah, with a HUGH whale tail wing too.
Thats hot.
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Originally posted by Grits
Best thread EVAR! You Brits r teh funnay!
<---From the US but drives a Ford Sierra Cosworth 3dr replica (Merkur XR4Ti) with a real Cosworth YB 2.0L engine imported from the UK.
wow, the Cosworth YB engine!!!!!! :D my dream engine.
biggles...... ford fiesta.... lol
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I knew i wouldn't find Hajo in here.
shamus
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I'm so cool they call me "culero" :)
culero
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(http://www.germania-boerboel.de/images/d010.gif)
If only I was "cool".
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If peeing your pants is cool consider me megatard!
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So, now that we have a cool dudes thread, exactly when are any going to show up! Been waiting quite a while now. So far only some limeys with bad teeth, and a Braveheart-wannabe have shown up. :D
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uhhhh am i cool? ;) :)
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Originally posted by Ball
Northerners like gravy.
Richer and with better taste?
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Originally posted by ujustdied
uhhhh am i cool? ;) :)
If u have to ask then....no:t
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LOL
been to bed, awoke and this thread still going!!!
hehehe all specially that poncey, girlified, limp wristed, thinks geordies are jocks, cool guy Biggles :aok
Now........................wh o's next? :p
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Originally posted by Overlag
i bet you cant guess what car make i drive..... being a essex boy :o
It's gotta be 100%, without a shadow of a doubt a Ford Clitoris because every C***s got one down your way. :D
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Originally posted by Overlag
wow, the Cosworth YB engine!!!!!! :D my dream engine.
biggles...... ford fiesta.... lol
Uh that doesnt give you bragging rights :lol
Me? I drive a Ford Focus 1.6 16v LX but getting a brand spanking new Peugeot 307 in January. :)
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Originally posted by LYNX
It's gotta be 100%, without a shadow of a doubt a Ford Clitoris because every C***s got one down your way. :D
you dont know how close you really are with that statement :lol
Oh, Morning LYNX :aok
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Originally posted by kamilyun
Tossers I understand, Geordies (Gordies?) I looked up...
but for the life of me, I don't get "Poncey Southerners" What is poncey? A play on prancy?
It's kinda like ruffled shirts sleeves. Big quiffy hair doo's. Big gold watches. With a "I can't do that I might get dirty" attitude. You know... a bit E-fem. Pen pushing nancy boys. Would rather live of their wives earnings than actually do a "hard days work"
Now ya Northern Tosser doesn't know what a pen is so he'll drag a coal wagon across 15 miles O tut hill's. Na brake a sweat and sign his name wit just 1 peice O coal....... "X". Proud int knowledge he'd dragged tut wagon 15 mile over dails. Eye lad !
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trust all is well on the river bank Hammy ;)
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Getting better every day sir thanks
:aok
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I think rule #16 applies to the last 7 posts made in this thread.
;)
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I like this thread.
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< Cockney banana !
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Originally posted by Kazaa
< Cockney banana !
<<< AGREES ;) :p
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Hammy you know the trouble with the lot in the middle.
They go BOTH WAYS
Southerners are bisexual we have to pay for it
Northerners are trisexual theyll try anything BAAAAAA BAAAAA
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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MOOOOOO...
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hey biggles you know this thread has proberly confused all them yanks
i mean they cant even speak proper so how they gona understand this
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I believe being from Chicago is cool. Great music, gorgeous women, great food and great sports teams. Yep I am cool!:p
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Originally posted by rogerdee
hey biggles you know this thread has proberly confused all them yanks
i mean they cant even speak proper so how they gona understand this
:huh
I cant understand what you just said. I think he was talking about pwnage.
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Originally posted by rogerdee
hey biggles you know this thread has proberly confused all them yanks
i mean they cant even speak proper so how they gona understand this
who did we kick to the curb again? somebody please remind me...
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Originally posted by rogerdee
hey biggles you know this thread has proberly confused all them yanks
i mean they cant even speak proper so how they gona understand this
perhaps we should do an austin powers and start talking in cockney rhyme :D
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Originally posted by Major Biggles
perhaps we should do an austin powers and start talking in cockney rhyme :D
You shat on a turtle?
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
You shat on a turtle?
:eek:
must be a middle england peasant :aok
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
You shat on a turtle?
what can i say, i had to go to yorkshire one weekend and i desperately needed to lay a brick, but couldn't face the toilets up there. i chose to deface a turtle's shell rather than donate my poop to the local school as their luxury christmas dinner...
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:huh
:lol
Hammy, you're still from Leeds.
:lol
:D
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Originally posted by Stang
:huh
:lol
Hammy, you're still from Leeds.
:lol
:D
go away stang, you are not cool :furious
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wtf i know i em kol wehn i typa liek thes omg(http://ganjataz.com/01smileys/images/smileys/geek-speakinleet.gif)
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Originally posted by duh
wtf i know i em kol wehn i typa liek thes omg(http://ganjataz.com/01smileys/images/smileys/geek-speakinleet.gif)
:huh
lol
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is it just me or is this thread getting a bit geeky?
:huh
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For the love of God rule 16!!!
88's the only one I can understand in this thread. The rest of you, it's like trying to understand what Brad Pitt is saying in "Snatch."
:p
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"is it just me or is this thread getting a bit geeky?"
I lost valuable IQ points reading it.
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"nobody brings a fella tha size-o-you withaw tryin teh say sommit wivout talkin, am ay right boiy? " " duh ya like dags?"
you guys think you got it bad?
my father and his parents are scottish, of the highland clans (hardest people on earth) my mother's father was pure Irish, dumbest sneakiest on earth. nd my mother's mother was pure welsh, most sheep shaggin on earth.
which kinda makes me a hard, stupid, sheep shagger.
what more i was born in England, so i get to call my self a peasant and look down on my heritage with pride.
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:furious
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Originally posted by Mr No Name
"is it just me or is this thread getting a bit geeky?"
I lost valuable IQ points reading it.
so you went from 50 to 30 or so?
i'm sorry, we brits seem to have that effect :D
and stang, stop posting, you are not allowed! if megatard has passed out from chest thumping again, i will fire his a**. never hire a BK to be a bouncer, they lack the brain power :(
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Originally posted by Major Biggles
so you went from 50 to 30 or so?
i'm sorry, we brits seem to have that effect :D
and stang, stop posting, you are not allowed! if megatard has passed out from chest thumping again, i will fire his a**. never hire a BK to be a bouncer, they lack the brain power :(
IQ of 50 - 30?
must be an american :) :aok
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Originally posted by duh
wtf i know i em kol wehn i typa liek thes omg(http://ganjataz.com/01smileys/images/smileys/geek-speakinleet.gif)
Try this: http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
A lot more authentic ;).
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A Jock or sweaty sock as they say is a Scottish person.
A Taff or sheep shagger is a Welsh person
Would mention the Irish but I'm still upset with them for trying to kill me for two years whilst based in N Ireland.
..............and the English are colonizing bananas who have had the **** kicked out of them where ever they have been.
I myself am Very Proud to be Welsh and live in a land where English people are still shot after dark if found in our village!
The English should sleep with one eye open...the day will come when we Celts (Welsh/Scotish/Irish) will come for them gutting everyone of them like fish..............get out of our countries!!!
I am of course only joking we love the English, they have done so much for us...Schools, roads, sanitation.......er......no that was the Romans.
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when I was in england I noticed that the language ranged from an indecipherable braying using some nonsensical slang every other word to...
Very sophisticated..
the problem was, you couldn't understand the former and the latter was right on the edge of being effeminate... in fact, mostly over that edge.
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
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^
well, now i know this thread has gone to the geeks.
:cool:
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Originally posted by Major Biggles
so you went from 50 to 30 or so?
i'm sorry, we brits seem to have that effect :D
and stang, stop posting, you are not allowed! if megatard has passed out from chest thumping again, i will fire his a**. never hire a BK to be a bouncer, they lack the brain power :(
HOW R U INSULT MEGATARD!!!1!11!11!1!1!111!! zOMG WHO DO U THINK U AER!???!!!?!!!1!111111! zOMFG WTF???11!!!!11
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Southerners are called poofters, supposedly weaker than they're Norhthern, eeyup lad sok em won - friends defined by living geograhically north of Watford. :)
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
HOW R U INSULT MEGATARD!!!1!11!11!1!1!111!! zOMG WHO DO U THINK U AER!???!!!?!!!1!111111! zOMFG WTF???11!!!!11
i am megadud's daddy, i am allowed to tell him he's an idiot
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Whats a scouser and Batman got in common?
Both can't go out without robbin...
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lmao hawko :aok
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Originally posted by Hawco
Whats a scouser and Batman got in common?
Both can't go out without robbin...
What do you call a scouser in a suit...."GUILTY"
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Originally posted by LYNX
What do you call a scouser in a suit...."GUILTY"
ROFL !!!:D
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ok all put on your best British accent and read this Queen to Prince Charles
Queen "where are you going today Charles?"
Charles "Oh, opening a new town hall in Bedworth"
Queen "wear the fox hat"
Charles "It's near Coventry"!
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Queen "wear the fox hat"
nice one.
:lol :lol
Another scouser sentance
Dey do dough dont dey!!
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why wasnt Jesus born in England.....................?
Because they couldnt find three wise men and a virgin
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Originally posted by pondo22
Because they couldnt find three wise men and a virgin
:rofl
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Brought Beer and chips can i stay ?????:D :cool:
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Am I cool enough for this?? :D
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Originally posted by pondo22
why wasnt Jesus born in England.....................?
Because they couldnt find three wise men and a virgin
LOL :aok
An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says, "An English girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked?
"The one I asked for- the English girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said, "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl !!!"
:p
(EDIT....Sorry couldn't resist)
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their
hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception . A girl named Elizabeth has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different. "Because I am not an American." replied Elizabeth.
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Brit," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She
asks Elizabeth why she is a Brit. "Well, my mom and dad are Brit's,
so I'm a Brit too." The teacher is now angry . "That's no
reason", she says loudly "if your mom was an idiot, and
your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?" A pause, and a
smile . "Then" says Elizabeth, "I'd be an American."
:rofl
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:rofl :aok ....:noid
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Originally posted by Hammy
LOL :aok
An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says, "An English girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked?
"The one I asked for- the English girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said, "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl !!!"
:p
(EDIT....Sorry couldn't resist)
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their
hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception . A girl named Elizabeth has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different. "Because I am not an American." replied Elizabeth.
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Brit," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She
asks Elizabeth why she is a Brit. "Well, my mom and dad are Brit's,
so I'm a Brit too." The teacher is now angry . "That's no
reason", she says loudly "if your mom was an idiot, and
your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?" A pause, and a
smile . "Then" says Elizabeth, "I'd be an American."
:rofl
:lol NICE!
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Originally posted by jetb123
Am I cool enough for this?? :D
No i r teh bouncer and i says no!
::THUMPS CHEST::
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lol hammy
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Originally posted by megadud
No i r teh bouncer and i says no!
::THUMPS CHEST::
megadud's word is final :furious
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Originally posted by megadud
No i r teh bouncer and i says no!
::THUMPS CHEST::
But he has a VIP Dumbtruck pass.