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Title: Taxes
Post by: Gunslinger on November 11, 2006, 06:39:31 PM
Not sure if this needs commentary, just thought it was a funny email my dad sent me.

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
To my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License At x
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years
ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the
world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the
largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home
to raise the kids.
What happened?
And don't forget to "press 1" for English.
Title: Taxes
Post by: Sandman on November 11, 2006, 06:46:22 PM
The first federal income tax was imposed by Congress in 1862.
Title: Taxes
Post by: lukster on November 11, 2006, 10:16:05 PM
When the muslims rule the world I hope they'll go easy on the taxes. Bowing to meca 5 times daily might not be so cumbersome as the taxes we face today.
Title: Taxes
Post by: AquaShrimp on November 11, 2006, 10:25:00 PM
We need all the taxes to support our huge military.
Title: Taxes
Post by: lukster on November 11, 2006, 10:26:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AquaShrimp
We need all the taxes to support our huge military.


More money goes to human services than the military. Don't make me break out the graphs. ;)
Title: Taxes
Post by: bj229r on November 11, 2006, 10:27:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AquaShrimp
We need all the taxes to support our huge military.


We HAD a military to pay for 100 years ago, and our current military is MUCH smaller than it has even been since before WW2
Title: Taxes
Post by: Debonair on November 11, 2006, 10:38:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by lukster
When the muslims rule the world I hope they'll go easy on the taxes. Bowing to meca 5 times daily might not be so cumbersome as the taxes we face today.


they have a tithe also.
everone wants your $.
how about you send me a sawbuck for that wisdom?
Title: Taxes
Post by: AquaShrimp on November 11, 2006, 10:52:03 PM
Quote
Originally posted by bj229r
We HAD a military to pay for 100 years ago, and our current military is MUCH smaller than it has even been since before WW2


Our military is not the same composition as it was 100 years ago.  I'll stop right there, as you obviously get confused very easily.

(http://www.warresisters.org/images/pieFY07.jpg)

"Current military” includes Dept. of Defense ($449 billion), the military portion from other departments ($114 billion), and an unbudgetted estimate of supplemental appropriations ($100 billion). “Past military” represents veterans’ benefits plus 80% of the interest on the debt.*

Military spending= 30% + 19%= 49%
Title: Taxes
Post by: FBplmmr on November 11, 2006, 11:03:27 PM
dude .. you cant put past and current on the same chart..doh


it just looks stupid ... do you know why?
Title: Taxes
Post by: AquaShrimp on November 11, 2006, 11:19:08 PM
Because it goes against your uneducated view that the U.S. doesn't spend alot of money on its military?
Title: Taxes
Post by: DYNAMITE on November 11, 2006, 11:54:55 PM
Well... according to the Washington Post, the 2006 Budget proposal includes 419.3 Billion on Defense, plus about another 30 Billion if you want to throw in Homeland security... (And you can add another 34 Billion for the Department of Veterans Affairs if you like... which by the way, is grossly underfunded IMHO...)

Compare that if you will to the  642 Billion on Health and Human Services...(keeping in mind that that accounts for all the research funding at the NIH, Medicare, Medicaid, the CDC, and TANF (aka Welfare - though this is by far the lowest portion of the HHS budget accounting for less than 10% with Medicare taking more than 50% as I recall... but i may be off on that)

You can read this for yourself at http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/interactives/budget06/budget06Agencies.html

The fact of the matter is that it's not cheap to provide the services required to keep America going... Blaming Taxes on the expenses associated with the military is disingenuous... blaming it them on welfare is an even bigger joke (IMHO).    

Keep in mind we're all still paying less than people in Europe...  so get a job...pay your taxes... and STFU!!! j/k

:lol :D
Title: Taxes
Post by: rpm on November 12, 2006, 01:21:45 AM
A lot of those taxes did exist 100 years ago. Did you know the current tax on telephones was invented to pay for the Spanish-American War? That must have been one expensive war.
Title: Taxes
Post by: lasersailor184 on November 12, 2006, 08:18:12 AM
Taxes are theft.
Title: Taxes
Post by: FBplmmr on November 12, 2006, 09:03:47 AM
Quote
Originally posted by AquaShrimp
Because it goes against your uneducated view that the U.S. doesn't spend alot of money on its military?


we do spend alot of money on our military... and it shows:D

and i'm damn glad that we do:cool:

I just think you need to work on your spiffy widdle pie chart.
Title: Taxes
Post by: Gunslinger on November 12, 2006, 09:04:41 AM
Quote
Originally posted by AquaShrimp
Because it goes against your uneducated view that the U.S. doesn't spend alot of money on its military?


Wouldn't "past military" be considered social spending.  That's VA benifits, retirments, ect.?

And I agree we DO NOT have a huge military.
Title: Taxes
Post by: Gunslinger on November 12, 2006, 09:10:43 AM
Oh and RPM you are somewhat correct but there was no income taxes 100 years ago.

Quote

The first federal income tax was imposed by Congress in 1862, to finance the Union's waging of the Civil War. It levied a 3% tax on incomes above $600, rising to 5% for incomes above $10,000. Rates were raised in 1864. The Civil War income tax was repealed in 1872, but a new income tax was enacted as part of the 1894 Tariff Act (see Tariff Act, Ch. 349, 28 Stat. 509 (Aug. 15, 1894)). However, the Supreme Court struck down the income tax in 1895. It ruled that the portion of the income tax that applied to income on property was a direct tax that, under the United States Constitution, could not be levied without apportioning the tax by population.



It wasn't until the ratification of the 16th amendment that made it possible to tax citizen's income in 1913

2006 - 100 years = 1906 = no income taxes

Yes the spanish american war was expensive:

Quote
The general excise tax (telephone tax) has so far cost consumers about $300 billion, says the Congressional Research Service. The entire Spanish-American War cost only about $6 billion, adjusted for inflation

;)
Title: Taxes
Post by: lasersailor184 on November 12, 2006, 09:15:39 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Gunslinger
It wasn't until the ratification of the 16th amendment that made it possible to tax citizen's income in 1913


Wrong.  It wasn't until the 16th amendment that the government could spend on the states how it saw fit.

The 16th amendment had nothing to do with the taxes, but the spending of taxes.

Until the 16th amendment, if the government gave money to any state, they would have to give money to every other state as well, in proportion to their population and the amount originally given.




Still doesn't mean that taxes aren't theft.
Title: Taxes
Post by: Gunslinger on November 12, 2006, 09:20:00 AM
I'm just going off of Wikipedia here:

Quote

In 1913, however, the states ratified the Sixteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, which made possible modern income taxes. That same year, the first Form 1040 appeared after Congress levied a 1% tax on net personal incomes above $3,000 with a 6% surtax on incomes of more than $500,000. By 1918, the top rate of the income tax was increased to 77% (on income over $1,000,000) to finance World War I. In 1922 the top marginal tax rate was reduced to 58% and then to 25% in 1925 and eventually to 24% in 1929. In 1932 the top marginal tax rate was increased to 63% during the Great Depression and steadily increased to 94% marginal tax rates on all income over $200,000 in 1945. Top marginal tax rates stayed near or above 90% until 1964 when the top marginal tax rate was lowered to 70%. The top marginal tax rate was lowered to 50% in 1982 and eventually to 28% in 1988. During World War II, Congress introduced payroll withholding and quarterly tax payments.

At first the income tax was incrementally expanded by the Congress of the United States, and then inflation automatically raised most persons into tax brackets formerly reserved for the wealthy until income tax brackets were adjusted for inflation. Income tax now applies to almost ¨ø of the population [2]. The lowest earning workers ($20,000 in 2000) pay no income taxes as a group and actually get a small subsidy from the federal government because of child credits and the Earned Income Tax Credit.
Title: Taxes
Post by: lasersailor184 on November 12, 2006, 09:28:10 AM
You reference wikipedia, but don't even bother to read what the constitution says?

Quote
Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons.


Art 1, Sect 2, Par 3.

Quote
The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises,


Art 1, Sect 8, Par 1.

Quote
AMENDMENT XVI

Passed by Congress July 2, 1909. Ratified February 3, 1913.

Note: Article I, section 9, of the Constitution was modified by amendment 16.

The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration.
Title: Taxes
Post by: Gunslinger on November 12, 2006, 09:30:34 AM
sure, but that doesnt say there was or was not a federal income tax prior to the ratification.
Title: Taxes
Post by: lasersailor184 on November 12, 2006, 09:34:42 AM
There was an federal income tax before ratification.  It was enacted by Lincoln.  


But for the most part the federal government never had an income tax.  That's because they weren't the bellybutton munching power hungry socialists that ALL POLITICIANS ARE TODAY.

Don't misinterpret that as them not having the power to tax income.
Title: Taxes
Post by: DYNAMITE on November 12, 2006, 11:14:24 AM
Quote
Wouldn't "past military" be considered social spending. That's VA benefits, retirements, ect.?


Not quite... while they are benefits payed out during civilian life... they come from a different pot of money than other social benefits (i.e., Medicare, Medicaid, TANF etc).

Basically what I'm saying is that VA benefits are not included in the 642 Billion on social spending that I noted in an earlier post... rather they come out of the approximately 34 Billion spent on the Department of Veteran's Affairs (Which is technically separate from Defense spending as well).

See the link in my earlier post for details...


But like i said before... it costs a lot of money to provide the services needed to keep America going... that's why we have taxes.  We don't have to like them... but unless you would like to see our social fabric fall apart at the seems, then we need to pay them.
Title: Taxes
Post by: Gunslinger on November 12, 2006, 11:15:15 AM
Quote
Originally posted by lasersailor184
There was an federal income tax before ratification.  It was enacted by Lincoln.  


But for the most part the federal government never had an income tax.  That's because they weren't the bellybutton munching power hungry socialists that ALL POLITICIANS ARE TODAY.

Don't misinterpret that as them not having the power to tax income.


Just goin by what wiki says that the tax from the civil war was repealed in 1872....came back as a "tarrif tax" in 1874 and then struck down as unconstitutional by the SC in 1875
Title: Taxes
Post by: LePaul on November 12, 2006, 11:38:12 AM
If only we could get those illegals to pay taxes.  The Dems have it almost right, they've given them driver's licenses and help them vote.
Title: Taxes
Post by: bj229r on November 12, 2006, 12:13:32 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AquaShrimp
Our military is not the same composition as it was 100 years ago.  I'll stop right there, as you obviously get confused very easily.

(http://www.warresisters.org/images/pieFY07.jpg)

"Current military” includes Dept. of Defense ($449 billion), the military portion from other departments ($114 billion), and an unbudgetted estimate of supplemental appropriations ($100 billion). “Past military” represents veterans’ benefits plus 80% of the interest on the debt.*

Military spending= 30% + 19%= 49%


LMAO... THIs is where that chart came from? http://www.warresisters.org/piechart.htm

This give a more accurate picture--notice that debt service comes in a close #3 to defense and, the big winner,  the welfare state
http://www.federalbudget.com/

THIS gives a view of discretionary spending (that is somewhats less than 50% of our entire budget outlays for any year--the welfare state eats the larger amount, and it can't be negotiated)
http://nationalpriorities.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=81&Itemid=107
Title: Taxes
Post by: lasersailor184 on November 12, 2006, 12:32:13 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Gunslinger
Just goin by what wiki says that the tax from the civil war was repealed in 1872....came back as a "tarrif tax" in 1874 and then struck down as unconstitutional by the SC in 1875


Guns!  You're not even reading what the wiki says!

The reason why the tax was repealed from the civil war was because they didn't need it anymore!  Back then they didn't have a enormous welfare state to support.  They only had to pay for the war.  Once it was payed off, it was repealed.


The reason the second one was struck down because it was unconstitutional.  Not because it was a direct tax, but because it was being distributed disproportionally.
Title: Taxes
Post by: Gunslinger on November 12, 2006, 12:35:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by lasersailor184
Guns!  You're not even reading what the wiki says!

The reason why the tax was repealed from the civil war was because they didn't need it anymore!  Back then they didn't have a enormous welfare state to support.  They only had to pay for the war.  Once it was payed off, it was repealed.


The reason the second one was struck down because it was unconstitutional.  Not because it was a direct tax, but because it was being distributed disproportionally.


The whole point of this conversation is to determine if there was in fact a federal income tax in 1906.  According to Wiki their was not.  I'm not arguing the whys and hows I'm asking the ifs.

:)
Title: Taxes
Post by: bj229r on November 12, 2006, 12:49:10 PM
I believe it was started in WWI, and was sposed to be temporary
Title: Taxes
Post by: RedDg on November 12, 2006, 01:08:58 PM
It's always supposed to be "temporary"
Title: Taxes
Post by: lasersailor184 on November 12, 2006, 01:26:42 PM
Don't fool yourselves.  Real taxes started with the birth of socialist nations.  It was never even meant to be temporary.
Title: Taxes
Post by: lukster on November 12, 2006, 06:33:38 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Debonair
they have a tithe also.
everone wants your $.
how about you send me a sawbuck for that wisdom?


10% sounds pretty good. May have to try on one of those head wrap towels. ;)
Title: Re: Taxes
Post by: Red Tail 444 on November 13, 2006, 10:22:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Gunslinger
Not sure if this needs commentary, just thought it was a funny email my dad sent me.

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
To my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License At x
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years
ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the
world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the
largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home
to raise the kids.
What happened?
And don't forget to "press 1" for English.


Ah yes, 1906...the heady years, you're not really trying to compare like 100 years ago to life today, are you?
Title: Re: Re: Taxes
Post by: lukster on November 13, 2006, 10:27:51 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Red Tail 444
Ah yes, 1906...the heady years, you're not really trying to compare like 100 years ago to life today, are you?


What's your point? It wouldn't suprise me to learn that folks 100 years ago enjoyed their lives as much, if not more than we do today. I don't recall reading in the history books about kids going into schools and murdering their classmates.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Taxes
Post by: JB88 on November 13, 2006, 11:17:56 AM
Quote
Originally posted by lukster
What's your point? It wouldn't suprise me to learn that folks 100 years ago enjoyed their lives as much, if not more than we do today. I don't recall reading in the history books about kids going into schools and murdering their classmates.


well, in our defense, they are very few sheep in the big city to occupy the average nutjob.

just sayin.

ahem.
Title: Taxes
Post by: Suave on November 13, 2006, 12:09:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by FBplmmr
dude .. you cant put past and current on the same chart..doh


it just looks stupid ... do you know why?


FBplmmr is right. That **** is not cool.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Taxes
Post by: JB88 on November 13, 2006, 01:20:56 PM
Quote
Originally posted by lukster
What's your point? It wouldn't suprise me to learn that folks 100 years ago enjoyed their lives as much, if not more than we do today. I don't recall reading in the history books about kids going into schools and murdering their classmates.


it's also fair to note that in the old days, there were no automated telephone systems that brought you into a technological black hole from which there was no escape.

oh.  and we dont burn witches anymore.

i'd say the rage has just been transferred.