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Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: VOR on November 15, 2006, 06:43:01 PM
This is a great new children's book. You can order it here and begin the indoctrination of your own children, or simply do nothing and let the public school system do it for you!
http://littledemocrats.net/index.html

Some sample pages:
(http://littledemocrats.net/sitebuilder/images/share_our_toys-585x417.jpg)
While the squirrel family shares and shares alike, the mean rich people walk right past the poor man on the park bench with his hat out. Someone should do something!
(http://littledemocrats.net/sitebuilder/images/always_safe2-585x421.jpg)
Oh no! Look out Mr. Park Bench Guy! It's teh rampaging elephant, and he's trying to kill you again! Someone should do something!
(http://littledemocrats.net/sitebuilder/images/school-585x439.jpg)
Everyone deserves an Ivy-League education, not just the  rich people who can afford it. Those rich people should pay for us to go, too. Someone should do something!
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: Sandman on November 15, 2006, 06:49:16 PM
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Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: DiabloTX on November 15, 2006, 06:49:22 PM
OHh NOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHZZzzzzzz!!!!!111!1!11!

TeH biG eephal elufant!1!!!!1111


:D






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Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: john9001 on November 15, 2006, 06:57:28 PM
the big rich elephant that steals all the peanuts from the poor little monkeys.
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: cav58d on November 15, 2006, 07:01:50 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman
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HAHAHA..thats great sandman
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: VOR on November 15, 2006, 07:09:47 PM
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Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: Ripsnort on November 15, 2006, 07:51:36 PM
Nice! Lefties are brainwashing children with politics at an early age, while the lefties on the board just say "troll".  Personally, if this was republicans doing it, I'd be outraged.
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: Booz on November 15, 2006, 08:20:19 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Nice! Lefties are brainwashing children with politics at an early age, while the lefties on the board just say "troll".  Personally, if this was republicans doing it, I'd be outraged.


 You missed that whole church thing eh?
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: midnight Target on November 15, 2006, 08:22:50 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Nice! Lefties are brainwashing children with politics at an early age, while the lefties on the board just say "troll".  Personally, if this was republicans doing it, I'd be outraged.


Go for it...

http://www.republicangifts.com/products/rg1043.htm
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: sluggish on November 15, 2006, 08:26:20 PM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Go for it...

http://www.republicangifts.com/products/rg1043.htm


There is absolutely no relation between a future President t shirt and that socialist propaganda in the other thread.
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: DiabloTX on November 15, 2006, 08:28:12 PM
Russell the Republican cat is a t-shirt?


Where do I get one???





(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/txflood77598/david_woodersonSMALL.jpg)
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: midnight Target on November 15, 2006, 08:30:46 PM
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A charming book about the day-to-day world of a cat named Russell who has republican values.


I guess it takes a pinko lib to follow a link.
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: sluggish on November 15, 2006, 08:31:19 PM
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
Russell the Republican cat is a t-shirt?


Where do I get one???





(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/txflood77598/david_woodersonSMALL.jpg)


Wierd.  the first time I hit the link I got this-

http://www.republicangifts.com/kidsgifts.php

I stand corrected.   OH! THE OUTRAGE!!
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: Shamus on November 15, 2006, 08:40:01 PM
Keep in mind, only one side is propaganda the other is valuable information for formative young minds, just depends on the flavor of kool aid you like.

And if you dont buy into any of it you are a cowardly fence sitter.

shamus
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: ByeBye on November 15, 2006, 08:41:35 PM
I think the Dems kiddie book is interesting in that it depicts pretty much helpless little squirls that are unable to defend themselves.

They should show a family of them all working to gather food, with one little guy who is able to help gather food, but does nothing but sleep all day as the other's work hard to  gather it. Then, the mommy comes and takes a little food from all the others and gives it to the worthless bum who refuses to work. Everybody is happy to work for the bum.

Then at night a cat comes into their tree and starts to eat one of the kids. Mommy comes out to try to become friends with the cat and gets killed next. Then daddy comes home and searches for his gun in order to save the others. He looks in his gun safe and, instead of his gun finds a helpful note. "Did you know that Guns are dangerous?"


Russel is a republican. He is self sufficient and can fend for himself. If you try to screw with Russel, he has the means and the will to mess you up pretty bad! :D
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: Charon on November 15, 2006, 08:43:17 PM
LOL Nuke.

Though, I wonder which set of Republican values the cat book promotes -- the ones from the 1950s or the ones from the current neocon crowd, which are hard to recognize as being conservative?

If it's traditional Republican values, then perhaps the current crop of die hard Bush dead-enders should read it to see the difference :)


Charon
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: VOR on November 15, 2006, 08:48:45 PM
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Originally posted by Charon
If it's traditional Republican values, then perhaps the current crop of die hard Bush dead-enders should read it to see the difference :)
Charon


:aok
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: Ripsnort on November 15, 2006, 09:35:30 PM
Here is the kicker:
Democrats whine about partisanship when they're left out in the cold, yet when they teach partisanship in books to children no less! its okay....that's what I'm reading from replies in this thread.  Unbelieveable...no, actually...believeable. :(
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: lasersailor184 on November 15, 2006, 10:16:38 PM
Both parties are ****ed.
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: lukster on November 15, 2006, 11:22:20 PM
Liberals are winning. Who will pay for all of the bread and circuses when we all have our hands out?
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 16, 2006, 12:32:36 AM
Hey.
There is a place to send comments to on that site.

Anyone up for a little PITA type raid?:D

I already dropped em a line on what I thought about the brainwashing tactics.
I used my usual charm ;)

Do the right wingers have a similar book out?

I might as well strike at them too
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 16, 2006, 01:30:58 AM
Heyyyyy!
And they respond to the comments too!!

LMAO
This is gonna be fun!
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 16, 2006, 01:37:03 AM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Nice! Lefties are brainwashing children with politics at an early age, while the lefties on the board just say "troll".  Personally, if this was republicans doing it, I'd be outraged.


No.
According to his Email replay to me.
the is only Trying to tell his kids "why he supports his party"

Uh huh

And radical Islam only tells their kids why they hate the jews too

(I compaired his methods to theirs)

Actually what I said was

"Your not teaching kids to think for themselves with  this book. You ate teaching them WHAT to think
 You are teaching them to hate or dislike a party just because its that party through rhetoric.
 
You are brainwashing them how to think at a very early age. To follow only party lines.
 
You are as I have said. using the exact same methods radical Islam uses to indoctrinate its children to hate Jews and westerners
The exact same methods the Nazis used in WWII
The exact same methods the communists used in Soviet Russia"

Like I said.

this is gonna be fun :)
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: Debonair on November 16, 2006, 01:59:50 AM
i wonder if nambla makes kids books?
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: Warspawn on November 16, 2006, 02:43:25 AM
Looks like the site is down for me.  Welfare check may be a little late or something...

Wait..isn't there free internet for unemployed lefties so they can surf porn?  Of course it's a job search, if asked...
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: Eagler on November 16, 2006, 05:48:19 AM
I would be pissed if I were a squirrel
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: midnight Target on November 16, 2006, 10:37:24 AM
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Originally posted by Eagler
I would be pissed if I were a squirrel


Now that was funny.


Still waiting fo the outrage Rip... you must be so mad at those republicans that you can hardly type.
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: Gunslinger on November 16, 2006, 11:32:29 AM
Here's the funny part.   The following image is on the site itself in the upper left hand corner.

(http://littledemocrats.net/sitebuilder/images/index.html-50.png)
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: sluggish on November 16, 2006, 11:43:52 AM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Here's the funny part.   The following image is on the site itself in the upper left hand corner.

(http://littledemocrats.net/sitebuilder/images/index.html-50.png)


This one's great too-

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c80/skilless/index_html-46.png)

Because you know if Rush hates it it's got to be an awesome piece of literature...
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: VOR on November 16, 2006, 11:52:14 AM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Go for it...

http://www.republicangifts.com/products/rg1043.htm


More on Russell:

Quote
And what would Russell think of all the controversy? Splayed out across an American flag, Russell delivers a message to his detractors: "Some call Russell a ‘fat cat.’ That is because they are jealous." N.H. Democratic Party’s VanOstern disagrees. "We’re not jealous," he said. "We’re disgusted. Towing the party line for 6-year-olds is pathetic, frankly."


I couldn't agree more, Mr. VanOstern. ;)
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: AWMac on November 16, 2006, 01:56:12 PM
This just in.......

  All Squirrels across America have their nutts in an outrage and have filed a PETAtition against the Democratic National Comedy to stop the slandering of FUB's *Furry United Rodents*.

  Details at 11:00.....

  Mac
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: Gunslinger on November 16, 2006, 06:09:00 PM
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Originally posted by sluggish
This one's great too-

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c80/skilless/index_html-46.png)

Because you know if Rush hates it it's got to be an awesome piece of literature...


cause you know if rush hates "why mommy is a racist Nazi" it must be "awsome" as well huh.  Can  you think for yourself?
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: Shamus on November 16, 2006, 07:54:20 PM
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Originally posted by lukster
Liberals are winning. Who will pay for all of the bread and circuses when we all have our hands out?


The producers, the non government types that always pay so the government employees can survive and prosper, as they always do.

shamus
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: sluggish on November 16, 2006, 09:39:58 PM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
cause you know if rush hates "why mommy is a racist Nazi" it must be "awsome" as well huh.  Can  you think for yourself?


Really don't understand the hostility here.  I believe we're on the same side.  Have you been drinking tonight?
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: Gunslinger on November 16, 2006, 10:21:55 PM
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Originally posted by sluggish
Really don't understand the hostility here.  I believe we're on the same side.  Have you been drinking tonight?


I dislike generalizations and sutble humor  

and don't call me shirly. ;)
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: FT_Animal on November 17, 2006, 05:59:46 AM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Hey.
There is a place to send comments to on that site.

Anyone up for a little PITA type raid?:D

I already dropped em a line on what I thought about the brainwashing tactics.
I used my usual charm ;)

Do the right wingers have a similar book out?

I might as well strike at them too


Lynn Cheney wrote one .
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: Gunslinger on November 17, 2006, 08:04:56 AM
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Originally posted by FT_Animal
Lynn Cheney wrote one .


Wow,

you dazzle us with this stunning revelation! :eek:
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: lazs2 on November 17, 2006, 08:10:20 AM
I think that the book should be titled...

"Why Mommy Shouldn't be Allowed to Vote"

You spend your first decade and a half or so trying to get away from mommy and then you go and vote democrat?  Might have just as well stayed in your old room in mommies house.

lazs
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: lukster on November 17, 2006, 08:36:02 AM
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Originally posted by Shamus
The producers, the non government types that always pay so the government employees can survive and prosper, as they always do.

shamus


The producers may take their companies and move to countries where the labor is cheap and the government isn't so heavy handed with the taxes. China isn't doing too badly under the yoke of communist slavery but I think the US would/will more likely follow in the foot steps of the Soviet Union.
Title: Why mommy is a Democrat
Post by: FT_Animal on November 17, 2006, 06:08:09 PM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Wow,

you dazzle us with this stunning revelation! :eek:


Fish ON!!!