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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: JB88 on November 16, 2006, 05:54:19 PM

Title: cow abductions
Post by: JB88 on November 16, 2006, 05:54:19 PM

cowabduction.com (http://www.cowabduction.com/)

stumbled into this one...the eyewitness accounts are great.

Title: cow abductions
Post by: john9001 on November 16, 2006, 06:06:23 PM

back in the day, we called that cattle rustling, and we hung the rustlers unless we shot them first.

Title: cow abductions
Post by: Meatwad on November 16, 2006, 06:19:24 PM

:noid

Title: cow abductions
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 16, 2006, 06:45:11 PM

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Originally posted by john9001
back in the day, we called that cattle rustling, and we hung the rustlers unless we shot them first.

Well if you watched the video you would know its now called "Cattle Terrorism" LMAO

Title: cow abductions
Post by: dmf on November 16, 2006, 07:14:55 PM

Must be redneck cows, everybody know only rednecks get abducted :)

Guess thats what happens when you try to "git er dun"

Title: cow abductions
Post by: AWMac on November 17, 2006, 02:07:57 AM

Here in Oklahoma we teach cattle at a young age *calves fer you city slickers* the art of....


Cow Fu...



*singin* "All dem was Cow Fu Fightin, Hooves as fast as Lightning..."





:D

Mac

Title: cow abductions
Post by: Saintaw on November 17, 2006, 04:17:14 AM

"cattle terrorism" ....

I take it some of your diners must already have some "'terrorist sauce", "fries a la osama" or "bagdhad kebab" :rolleyes:

Title: cow abductions
Post by: Bodhi on November 17, 2006, 11:51:37 AM

Aliens like steak too!

Title: cow abductions
Post by: dmf on November 17, 2006, 07:14:34 PM

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Originally posted by Bodhi
Aliens like steak too!

And who told you this?

Title: cow abductions
Post by: Yoshimbo on November 17, 2006, 07:29:33 PM

:rofl :rofl :rofl

WTF!?