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Title: Sweet Shop
Post by: B@tfinkV on November 18, 2006, 12:30:54 PM: hello, may i help you? may i recomend the pineapple chunks?

i say, please don't help yourself there young man, bring the jar to the counter.
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Post by: BlueJ1 on November 18, 2006, 12:33:14 PM: Mmm York Peppermint Patties.
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Post by: B@tfinkV on November 18, 2006, 02:28:10 PM: hey you, that'll be 75p a 1/4 thank you.

dont forget to brush you teeth
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Post by: BlueJ1 on November 18, 2006, 02:33:17 PM: I dont have 1/4 of a penny... :p
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Post by: Meatwad on November 18, 2006, 02:37:09 PM: I'll sell you a 1/4th of a penny for a quarter
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Post by: B@tfinkV on November 18, 2006, 03:10:42 PM: listen here you young hooligans, 75p per 1/4, now buy something or leave!
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Post by: BlueJ1 on November 18, 2006, 03:57:13 PM: I dont understand what your saying! Go back to where you came from!
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Post by: Meatwad on November 18, 2006, 04:23:35 PM: Oi, you have any Wonka bars?
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Post by: Sandman on November 18, 2006, 04:40:24 PM: I can't remember the last time I ate a Big Hunk candy bar.
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Post by: B@tfinkV on November 18, 2006, 04:43:28 PM: wonka bars were taken off the market they were found to contain mild traces of crack cocain.

Big Hunk candy sir? ive just had a special delivery from an exclusive seller.

yours for 50pence.
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Post by: Meatwad on November 18, 2006, 04:57:50 PM: What can I buy for a shilling?
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Post by: Mark Luper on November 18, 2006, 05:07:51 PM: What is a shilling? :D
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Post by: Meatwad on November 18, 2006, 05:44:46 PM: Beats me, but it is all shiny :)
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Post by: BlueJ1 on November 18, 2006, 06:05:48 PM: Dont go in the loo. I left a babyruth on the toilet seat.
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Post by: Maverick on November 18, 2006, 06:26:35 PM: Quote
Originally posted by BlueJ1
Dont go in the loo. I left a babyruth on the toilet seat.

Don't worry, Meatwad already got it.
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Post by: Meatwad on November 18, 2006, 07:13:36 PM: "Baby Ruth......AHAHAHAHAHAH"

*grabs BlueJ with a bear hug and picks him up*

"FRIEND!!!"

*Puts BlueJ down and goes off looking for Rocky Road ice cream*
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Post by: Maverick on November 18, 2006, 07:15:11 PM: Told ya so! Now uh Bluej, you might want to go wash up now.........
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Post by: BlueJ1 on November 18, 2006, 07:34:37 PM: Whys my leg all wet? Bat you need a sign that signs enter at own risk, Meatwad inside.
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Post by: Meatwad on November 18, 2006, 07:48:37 PM: Sorry, when someone offers me a Baby Ruth I have these "urges".......
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Post by: Meatwad on November 18, 2006, 11:01:25 PM: :cry

Meatwad scare friend away

:cry
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 18, 2006, 11:38:59 PM: you got a soda fountain there?
A large Chocolate Eggcream please
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Post by: VOR on November 18, 2006, 11:54:00 PM: I would like to register a complaint. I bought this parrot not two hours ago...oh, wrong shop.
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Post by: Meatwad on November 19, 2006, 12:02:53 AM: Meatsloth no like parrots

they give me stinky poo poo gas
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Post by: JB88 on November 19, 2006, 03:32:40 AM: :huh

<----- lights match.

have you any crunchy frog?

:confused:
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Post by: B@tfinkV on November 19, 2006, 04:19:18 AM: Soda fountains on the shelf by the big man harrasing that young man in the corner there! chocolate eggs are behind the counter, i have to see some ID if youre wanting to buy one of them

dead parrot? go see my brother in bolton! hes not dead hes resting.

crunchy frog?

yes sir, we use only the most fine speceimens of garden frog, caught free range, lightly killed and smothered in a rich caramel coating!
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Post by: Meatwad on November 19, 2006, 09:40:21 AM: MMMMM.........crunchy........ frog
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 19, 2006, 09:50:13 AM: Quote
Originally posted by B@tfinkV
Soda fountains on the shelf by the big man harrasing that young man in the corner there! chocolate eggs are behind the counter, i have to see some ID if youre wanting to buy one of them

dead parrot? go see my brother in bolton! hes not dead hes resting.

crunchy frog?

yes sir, we use only the most fine speceimens of garden frog, caught free range, lightly killed and smothered in a rich caramel coating!

Man oh man. More ond more of these modern so called "Sweet Shops" have no idea even what an egg cream is.
you need to hire an old lady who knows what shes doing so I dont have to keep teaching everyone.

Chocolate Egg Cream-
1 tall glass
Chocolate Syrup like you were making chocolate milk
Litte bit of milk
Soda Water (Coca Cola works too in a pinch)

Fill glass a little less then 25% full with milk
Mix in chocolate syrup

Fill the glass with soda water or coke if you dont have soda water
Stir

The result.
Pure heaven known as a Chocolate Egg Cream

Drink and enjoy

Learn it
Live it
Love it
;)
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Post by: Meatwad on November 19, 2006, 09:55:37 AM: That sounds pretty tasty, I want one too
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Post by: B@tfinkV on November 19, 2006, 10:04:26 AM: I am an old lady. and you're still both going to need to show some ID
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Post by: BlueJ1 on November 19, 2006, 10:18:30 AM: Id like to buy some more of those frogs. Feeding the Meatwad is fun.
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Post by: B@tfinkV on November 19, 2006, 10:20:23 AM: certainly sir, i could lower the price to include the 5th frog in every 5 for free but remember a meatwad is for life not just for christmas.
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Post by: Meatwad on November 19, 2006, 10:50:28 AM: *MUNCH SCARF GOBBLE*
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 19, 2006, 11:34:49 AM: Quote
Originally posted by B@tfinkV
I am an old lady. and you're still both going to need to show some ID

If you dont know what an eggcream is.
You obviously aint old enough LMAO ;)
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Post by: Maverick on November 19, 2006, 12:17:01 PM: Please someone do NOT ask the "old lady" to prove she's an old lady, ID or not. EEEEEEEWWWWWEEEEEE

On the other hand if someone were to spill chocolate syrup on the "old lady" even Meatwad couldn't resist her..........

Go Meatwad go.

<-----------runs out of store very very fast
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Post by: BlueJ1 on November 19, 2006, 12:32:17 PM: Gross.
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Post by: Meatwad on November 19, 2006, 12:49:05 PM: This make Meatwad have strange urges again
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Post by: Maverick on November 19, 2006, 01:22:03 PM: Since when does Meatwad have any other kind of urges??????
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 19, 2006, 01:50:45 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Maverick

On the other hand if someone were to spill chocolate syrup on the "old lady" even Meatwad couldn't resist her..........

You do make a valid point there ;)
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Post by: Meatwad on November 19, 2006, 07:56:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Maverick
On the other hand if someone were to spill chocolate syrup on the "old lady" even Meatwad couldn't resist her..........

Rocky Road ice cream work too
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 19, 2006, 08:13:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Rocky Road ice cream work too

all you would need is the ice cream.
all the warts ansd growths would provide the rocky road for ya :D
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Post by: Meatwad on November 19, 2006, 08:14:55 PM: :)
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Post by: DiabloTX on November 19, 2006, 08:35:07 PM: Cherry Mash's 'n' Chick-o-sticks!!!

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Post by: FBplmmr on November 19, 2006, 08:43:58 PM: :huh
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Post by: B@tfinkV on November 20, 2006, 01:24:10 PM: try our new range of sherbet fountains! 2 for the price of 1!

HEY you there, if you lick it you pay for it.
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Post by: JB88 on November 20, 2006, 01:34:53 PM: oh. you again.

when is your sister scheduled?

:cool:
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Post by: B@tfinkV on November 20, 2006, 01:44:45 PM: awww such a charmer as ever 88!! thats my granddaughter and shes on in 3 hours.

you want to help tidy the backroom with grandma? i got false teeth and i can take them right out if need be.....
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Post by: JB88 on November 20, 2006, 01:52:56 PM: ewww.

that makes me want to wash for a verrrrrry long time.

(88 goes home to cry in the fetal position)
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Post by: B@tfinkV on November 20, 2006, 02:02:14 PM: nice try sunny jim, i saw you put those wagon wheels in your pocket. put them back or pay for them or i will write a harsh letter to your parents.
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Post by: JB88 on November 20, 2006, 02:33:17 PM: this thread has gotten entirely too silly. i command you to cease this hullaballo immediately or you will all face court martials. mp3, please make a note of those who have participated and place them on notice immediately.

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Post by: xrtoronto on November 20, 2006, 02:44:38 PM: Good afternoon.

Do you have salty nuts?
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Post by: B@tfinkV on November 20, 2006, 04:43:27 PM: speak to captain 88, he will hook you up with the quarter master who has very salty nuts.
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Post by: JB88 on November 20, 2006, 05:04:03 PM: actually, it's a buck and a quarter master, but my pimpin dayz is ovah!
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Post by: B@tfinkV on November 20, 2006, 05:05:50 PM: there there lad, calm down, we'll get you a ghetto hat and some hoes when the shop closes.
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Post by: JB88 on November 20, 2006, 05:07:37 PM: sigh...where is MP3 when you need her?

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Post by: Meatwad on November 20, 2006, 05:38:00 PM: She is visiting granny and swapping false teeth
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Post by: JB88 on November 20, 2006, 05:47:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
She is visiting granny and swapping false teeth

well that's not very sanitary now is it?! i'm afraid that i am going to have to ask all of you to leave while inspector meatwad investigates the matter.

hurry on then...chop chop.

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Post by: Meatwad on November 23, 2006, 08:16:46 PM: Wheres my Chocolate Eggcream, boy