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Title: Gay penguins? say it aint so!
Post by: xrtoronto on November 18, 2006, 12:52:54 PM
link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6066606.stm)

I don't want my children around gay animals...that's just sick. We have a responsibility to protect our kids from such disgusting behavoir that is revealed in nature. This is not the world that god wanted us to live in...

I don't know what to do about it. If my pet displayed gay inclinations I'd have it put down, just as I would my son or daughter.

Gay is not normal...it is a sickness. (ask mosgood cuz he's a qualified expert with years of university education to support his deeply rightious condemnation)

Maybe we can start with bombing all the zoos? banishing all animals to the areas away from civilization too? All these animals will burn in hell.

Next time you are with your children and you see an animal, just turn your heads quickly away so you are not turned gay...Hail Gerry Falwell and Freddy Phelps and the president of Iran who just had a 15 and 16 year old put to death for being gay...after all, this is who we want to be like, correct?
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Post by: VOR on November 18, 2006, 12:58:13 PM
Stinky.
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Post by: Nilsen on November 18, 2006, 12:58:47 PM
My right hand must be gay, or atleast bi-sensual
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Post by: xrtoronto on November 18, 2006, 01:03:07 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
My right hand must be gay, or atleast bi-sensual


well....you did score 45 in the Gay quiz a while ago;)

(that must be the right hand?)
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Post by: Nilsen on November 18, 2006, 01:06:43 PM
Im flattered and abit worried that you remembered that, but we can discuss it over a bottle O scotch.
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Post by: Kermit de frog on November 18, 2006, 01:07:18 PM
<------chomp


Gayness is a disease.  It helps with population control.
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Post by: Nilsen on November 18, 2006, 01:14:06 PM
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Originally posted by Kermit de frog
<------chomp


Gayness is a disease.  It helps with population control.


Gay is good. Less competition for the rest of us. The lady gay girls are _usually_ not of the attractive kind anyway.

Everytime i see a gay person i clap and salute him.
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Post by: xrtoronto on November 18, 2006, 01:14:44 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Im flattered and abit worried that you remembered that, but we can discuss it over a bottle O scotch.


Nils I have this really funky memory...it's gotta be something like a photographic memory...I can remember stuff in detail even from decades ago

My memory for numbers is nothing short of amazing (which helped greatly in studies) but isn't it strange that I am very likely to forget someone's name within 30 seconds after being introduced? (true)

btw: the scotch sounds like a great idea:)
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Post by: Nilsen on November 18, 2006, 01:18:44 PM
Why the need for a DSLRELEHELJKKKKK¤¤¤¤¤ whatever camera with that freaky memory?

Perhaps we can have that drink some time in the future, but i will keep a healthy distance just incase its not the memory but desires that caused you to remember that figure.

;)
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Post by: xrtoronto on November 18, 2006, 01:26:17 PM
no need....just wear your white belt!:eek:
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Post by: Nilsen on November 18, 2006, 01:30:16 PM
That belt is a chick magnet!.... atleast if you didnt grow up in the sticks.
:D
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Post by: Chairboy on November 18, 2006, 01:43:59 PM
The answer is obvious, Penguins are either artificial or spawn of the "satan", what with their wicked ways.  Because one thing is for sure, homosexuality is _not_ natural, and that book that says we all need beards and can't eat shellfish says the gays are teh wicked.
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Post by: dmf on November 18, 2006, 02:04:58 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
That belt is a chick magnet!.... atleast if you didnt grow up in the sticks.
:D


NOT
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Post by: moot on November 18, 2006, 02:07:14 PM
Nay, you're all reaching, Penguins are deviant and perfidious creatures, by principle: They don't give a **** about human spirituality, and take earthly pleasures for what they are. It's an obvious consequence of Science that they've forsaken Faith when they both swim efficiently (Mastery of Intelligently Designed principles such as Bernouilly's), and yet feel no remorse in drilling each other.
SCIENSE is to blame, and all scientists will repent ONLY TOO LATE when their offspring turn penguish.
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Post by: Nilsen on November 18, 2006, 02:09:57 PM
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Originally posted by dmf
NOT



Dont be shy
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Post by: evenhaim on November 18, 2006, 05:38:03 PM
hehe penguins
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Post by: Maverick on November 18, 2006, 05:52:39 PM
No!! Say it ain't so!!!!!! :furious

Petter Bockman, a zoologist who helped put the show together, admitted that "there is a political motive".















































:p
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Post by: xrtoronto on November 18, 2006, 06:00:12 PM
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Originally posted by Maverick
Petter Bockman, a zoologist who helped put the show together, admitted that "there is a political motive".


let me guess: a 'Gay Pet Pride Parade'?:)
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Post by: dmf on November 18, 2006, 06:02:27 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Dont be shy


I'm not that shy, I can just imagine a 3" wide white belt with a pink 70's long sleeved shirt tusked in and white nylon slacks, with lt brn Loafers, with the wearer standing on a dance floor making a complete idiot out of him self
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Post by: xrtoronto on November 18, 2006, 06:04:21 PM
ouch
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Post by: evenhaim on November 18, 2006, 06:08:01 PM
BURNED!
lol
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Post by: Dinger on November 18, 2006, 06:13:18 PM
political motive doesn't make it less true, just less likely to be true. That's a crucial distinction for anyone who's had a gay pet.
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Post by: Maverick on November 18, 2006, 06:13:18 PM
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
let me guess: a 'Gay Pet Pride Parade'?:)

I don't know. You'd just have to ask him. I just quoted a part of the article. It could be.......
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Post by: Booz on November 18, 2006, 06:52:17 PM
It is well know that penguins are the best birds
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Post by: Nilsen on November 19, 2006, 12:37:49 AM
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Originally posted by dmf
I'm not that shy, I can just imagine a 3" wide white belt with a pink 70's long sleeved shirt tusked in and white nylon slacks, with lt brn Loafers, with the wearer standing on a dance floor making a complete idiot out of him self


I would look like and idiot on a dancefloor, but you have to admit that i am rather attractive and my pics are on rotation on your desktop.
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Post by: xrtoronto on November 19, 2006, 01:21:22 AM
zzzzing

:)
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Post by: ByeBye on November 19, 2006, 06:07:41 AM
Animals kill each other, crap in public, steal food from each other, and sometimes eat their own babies too. I guess that makes these things okay for humans to do as well.

Trying to equate animal behavior to human behavior is kinda funny though, I'll give yo that.
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Post by: storch on November 19, 2006, 06:35:15 AM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Gay is good. Less competition for the rest of us. The lady gay girls are _usually_ not of the attractive kind anyway.

Everytime i see a gay person i clap and salute him.
:rofl
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Post by: FBplmmr on November 19, 2006, 07:05:21 AM
zomg .. all those gay penguins rubbing on each other..think of the friction heat that causes !  

I think the harp seals drove them to this madness in an effort to speed up global warming!

KILL THEM... KILL THEM ALL!!!!

OYE VEY:rolleyes:
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Post by: FBplmmr on November 19, 2006, 07:53:27 AM
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
let me guess: a 'Gay Pet Pride Parade'?:)


oh nooooooooo ..its too late!!!

 (http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000BI5KV0.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_V54611045_.jpg)
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Post by: Nilsen on November 19, 2006, 08:07:35 AM
:lol
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Post by: Irwink! on November 19, 2006, 11:11:03 AM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Gay is good. Less competition for the rest of us. The lady gay girls are _usually_ not of the attractive kind anyway.  


I don't know about that. I've seen news clips of rallies and such and often thought, "Wow! What a waste"!
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Post by: Nilsen on November 19, 2006, 11:15:47 AM
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Originally posted by Irwink!
I don't know about that. I've seen news clips of rallies and such and often thought, "Wow! What a waste"!


Ill give you that, but the movies they make and the inspiration they give us men are priceless... Im willing to accept loosing a few wimmin to that. :)
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Post by: Irwink! on November 19, 2006, 11:18:36 AM
Maybe some select few should be forced into re-education camps.
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Post by: Nilsen on November 19, 2006, 11:23:28 AM
Yeah..

Spank them straight with the bible with one hand, and a pron mag with the other.

Oh no.. that would make them go catholic.  :D