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Title: Bidets
Post by: eskimo2 on November 19, 2006, 04:46:52 PM

Seriously, I don’t understand how the French have gotten the smelly reputation thing after inventing such a fantastic device.  Bidets kick butt and are way better than TP.  They’re also great for little kids who don’t quite yet have the finesse to work TP without making an awful mess.  I bought a cheapo for about $125 with shipping.  It came with everything needed for installation and was about as difficult to install as changing a faucet.  Most cost $400+, but I can’t imagine what they do that my cheap one doesn’t.  Being a typical American I never really thought about using or installing one until recently.  Now that I have one I’m sure I’ll never live anywhere without one.  If interested here’s the one that I bought (no, I don’t get a commission):

http://www.bidetservices.com/C02.html

Title: Bidets
Post by: Vulcan on November 19, 2006, 05:18:56 PM

You know the Yellow Pages are free dude?

Title: Bidets
Post by: Shamus on November 19, 2006, 09:09:28 PM

Why would you want a drinking fountain in your bathroom?

shamus

Title: Bidets
Post by: lasersailor184 on November 19, 2006, 09:10:44 PM

The french needed a reason to go in there in the first place.



ZING!

Title: Bidets
Post by: moot on November 19, 2006, 09:30:56 PM

"Another annoyingly good French idea"

Title: Bidets
Post by: evenhaim on November 19, 2006, 09:34:38 PM

eww check out that bidet (bootay)
lol thats groos cant u wipe ur own but god everyone is getting so lazy soon were gonna have anal extraction machines that take a dump for u shees lol
if i were ever to buy one id get one with heating and cooling option and a massager

Title: Bidets
Post by: VOR on November 19, 2006, 09:42:07 PM

(http://www.bidetservices.com/images/header.jpg)

I thought these things were a little silly until I saw the pic of all these happy, happy couples on the web page. Now I'm beginning to suspect there's more to it than I thought.

Title: Bidets
Post by: moot on November 19, 2006, 10:12:45 PM

:lol

Evenheim, why don't you reduce your showering to just wiping up with towels?

Title: Bidets
Post by: evenhaim on November 19, 2006, 10:21:59 PM

lol:lol

Title: Bidets
Post by: RightF00T on November 19, 2006, 11:11:03 PM

Quote

but I can’t imagine what they do that my cheap one doesn’t.

Oh you'll see...right around the time your arse is stricken with gangrene....

Title: Bidets
Post by: FiLtH on November 20, 2006, 12:12:46 AM

They are great for hermoroids

Title: Bidets
Post by: Halo on November 20, 2006, 12:31:30 AM

Good idea; a less expensive interim solution (especially considering the additional water cost) is Cottonelle Fresh Flushable Moist Wipes and similar wet wipes.

Don't try flushing many at once though or you'll have a (w)hole new problem.

Apparently some aqua-aware societies consider people who only dry wipe as heathens.  After all, they contend, you wouldn't consider your hands clean if you only blotted them and didn't wash them.

To quote Bugs Bunny:  "A-bidet-a-bidet-a-bidet, that's all, folks!"

Title: Bidets
Post by: Suave on November 20, 2006, 06:45:24 AM

French have nothing on the japanese.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/83/Wireless_toilet_control_panel_w._open_lid.jpg)

Title: Bidets
Post by: VOR on November 20, 2006, 06:59:26 AM

The Japanese should make bigger buttons on their bidets so that the Japanese word for whatever that button does is easier to see. Or they need a smaller language.

Title: Bidets
Post by: takeda on November 20, 2006, 07:08:50 AM

Bidets come by default in Spanish bathrooms. I guess the French might have started  installing them back when they invaded, but we are a bunch of ungrateful stingy unwashed brutes, and mounted an insurgency that drove them off (well, with some help from the brits, those old-fashioned bathroom people that have yet to embrace single handle faucets).

Title: Bidets
Post by: Nilsen on November 20, 2006, 07:16:40 AM

Why not just install one of these and hand it some toilet paper?

(http://www-lms.univ-poitiers.fr/robot/images/main1.gif)

Just make sure you set it right or it may grab something you really dont want it to play with.