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Title: Dead Cat
Post by: ByeBye on November 20, 2006, 10:32:55 PM: I came home today and found that one of my cats was dead. It was laying in the yard, all dead and stuff.

It choked on some chicken bones that it dug out of the trash.
Title: Dead Cat
Post by: xrtoronto on November 20, 2006, 10:37:27 PM: it committed suicide
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Post by: VOR on November 20, 2006, 10:45:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xrtoronto
it committed suicide

:rofl

Dude...that's wrong.

:rofl
Title: Dead Cat
Post by: evenhaim on November 20, 2006, 10:46:08 PM: kittycide

sorry bud seems u dont mind too much thats good cause cats suck
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Post by: RAIDER14 on November 20, 2006, 10:50:49 PM: Cats are cleaner and smarter than dogs
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Post by: mosgood on November 20, 2006, 10:53:29 PM: Sorry to hear that.

Bummer:(
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Post by: Yknurd on November 20, 2006, 11:06:32 PM: Did the cat hear you singing?
Title: Dead Cat
Post by: rpm on November 20, 2006, 11:33:52 PM: Get your pocketknife out, cut a hole in the grass and bury it.
Title: Dead Cat
Post by: JB88 on November 20, 2006, 11:38:30 PM: (resisting urge to suggest 101 uses for...nevermind.)

bummer nuke.

:(

what rpm said.
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Post by: DiabloTX on November 20, 2006, 11:46:06 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm
Get your pocketknife out, cut a hole in the grass and bury it.

Doesn't your store have a "Vietnamese" aisle and meat section?

(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/txflood77598/david_woodersonSMALL.jpg)
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Post by: Billy Joe Bob on November 20, 2006, 11:48:18 PM: :( that SUCKS!
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Post by: bsdaddict on November 21, 2006, 07:16:58 AM: sux man, sorry for your loss.

(on a sillier note...)
(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/freecat.jpg)
Title: Dead Cat
Post by: ByeBye on November 21, 2006, 07:23:07 AM: Quote
Originally posted by xrtoronto
it committed suicide

Maybe it was gay.
Title: Dead Cat
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 21, 2006, 08:16:26 AM: Quote
Originally posted by bsdaddict
sux man, sorry for your loss.

(on a sillier note...)
(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/freecat.jpg)

LMAO How can something be so wrong. Yet so right both at the same time :rofl

Reminds me of a bumper sticker my sister in law used to have

"You cat missing? Check under my tires" LOL
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Post by: FiLtH on November 21, 2006, 10:39:02 AM: Thats very common. You have to be very careful with disposing of chicken bones. Same goes for dogs I hear. Sorry about your cat. I love mine and would be heart-broken.
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Post by: scottydawg on November 21, 2006, 12:40:27 PM: Sorry about your cat, man.

(http://home.comcast.net/~sbrawner/pics/bike.jpg)
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Post by: Slash27 on November 21, 2006, 02:06:47 PM: What kind of cat cant eat chicken safely?:huh
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 21, 2006, 02:26:01 PM: BTW

Didnt mean to sound insensitive

sorry bout the cat
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Post by: Dinger on November 21, 2006, 03:16:36 PM: A. Sorry about your losing your *****. That sucks... They often go quite young.

B.
Quote
Cats are cleaner and smarter than dogs
Such a statement is patently false. I gotta say, I like both Cats and Dogs, and cats have some advantages. For example, a cat you haven't bathed recently doesn't smell like prettythang. That doesn't mean a cat is "cleaner", though. Cats have and communicate (through their incessant and indiscriminate licking) all kinds of human ailments. Dogs, on the other hand, don't generally get chlamydia.

On the other hand, you can't scruff a dog and drag it across the floor without protest.
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Post by: eskimo2 on November 21, 2006, 03:42:19 PM: Good Cat.

Did I really say that?
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 21, 2006, 03:49:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Dinger

On the other hand, you can't scruff a dog and drag it across the floor without protest.

Hey yanoo whats really funny

Get one of those metalic foild type he4lium balloons. with about 2 1/2 feet of string ttached and tie it to the cats tail and let him go outside and watch him try to run away from it :D

Almost as funny as tossing em in a swimming pool
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Post by: Ball on November 21, 2006, 06:06:35 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Yknurd
Did the cat hear you singing?

:rofl
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Post by: Gh0stFT on November 21, 2006, 06:49:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm
Get your pocketknife out, cut a hole in the grass and bury it.

imagine the smell after 2 weeks buried below plastic.

btw. sorry for your cat Byebye, i have two cats and i know about
that danger, but my cats have very strong jaws, i'm sure they can
eat dog bones with easy.
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Post by: Slash27 on November 21, 2006, 06:54:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Gh0stFT
imagine the smell after 2 weeks buried below plastic.

btw. sorry for your cat Byebye, i have two cats and i know about
that danger, but my cats have very strong jaws, i'm sure they can
eat dog bones with easy.

Proud leopard owner?
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Post by: Pooh21 on November 21, 2006, 07:07:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Slash27
Proud leopard owner?

GhostFT=Siegfried :rofl
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Post by: Pooh21 on November 21, 2006, 07:07:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Slash27
Proud leopard owner?

tiger

GhostFT=Siegfried :rofl
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Post by: evenhaim on November 21, 2006, 07:08:17 PM: lol i know quite a fewcats who know how to take a bone
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Post by: ByeBye on November 21, 2006, 07:16:32 PM: I do feel sorry that the cat suffered what was probably a horrible death, but I was not really very attached to the cat that much....so it's not like Im heart broken.

If it had been my dog, it would have hurt pretty bad.
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Post by: Vulcan on November 21, 2006, 08:21:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by RAIDER14
Cats are cleaner and smarter than dogs

and they make great dogfood.
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Post by: eskimo2 on November 21, 2006, 09:19:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ByeBye
I do feel sorry that the cat suffered what was probably a horrible death, but I was not really very attached to the cat that much....so it's not like Im heart broken.

If it had been my dog, it would have hurt pretty bad.

I don't think folks would be joking around as much if this happened to a dog. Cats are a lot more expendable.
Title: Dead Cat
Post by: ByeBye on November 21, 2006, 09:22:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
I don't think folks would be joking around as much if this happened to a dog. Cats are a lot more expendable.

I agree.

I have a big soft spot in my heart for animals, especially pets.

Dogs just seem to have a connection with us that not many other animals can come close too.
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Post by: Mark Luper on November 21, 2006, 09:23:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
I don't think folks would be joking around as much if this happened to a dog. Cats are a lot more expendable.

Interesting, I always considered dogs a lot more expendable.

Mark
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Post by: VOR on November 21, 2006, 09:26:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ByeBye
Dogs just seem to have a connection with us that not many other animals can come close too.

It's because they have eyebrows.
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Post by: eskimo2 on November 21, 2006, 09:45:46 PM: Except for this one:

(http://images.quizilla.com/J/JE/JEM/JemimaCat/1148233358_imajemima2.jpg)
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Post by: evenhaim on November 21, 2006, 10:54:41 PM: u silly DOGS RULE WHUFF WHuFF LOL besides that thats a kitty kat lady not a doggy lady
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 21, 2006, 10:58:50 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
I don't think folks would be joking around as much if this happened to a dog. Cats are a lot more expendable.

I prefer to refer to them as
Disposable commodities ;)
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Post by: JB88 on November 21, 2006, 10:59:42 PM: Quote
Originally posted by evenhaim
LOL besides that thats a kitty kat lady not a doggy lady [/B]

and there i was, concerned for the future...
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 21, 2006, 11:00:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mark Luper
Interesting, I always considered dogs a lot more expendable.

Mark

INFIDEL!
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Post by: Slash27 on November 21, 2006, 11:01:17 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
I don't think folks would be joking around as much if this happened to a dog. Cats are a lot more expendable.

I like my cats. I love my dog.
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Post by: Thrawn on November 21, 2006, 11:30:01 PM: Nuke, one day your dog is going to have an upset stomach. Then that poor dog will die of plastic grass poisoning.
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Post by: Billy Joe Bob on November 22, 2006, 12:18:47 AM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
Except for this one:

(http://images.quizilla.com/J/JE/JEM/JemimaCat/1148233358_imajemima2.jpg)

OMG FURRY!! :O
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Post by: Sandman on November 22, 2006, 12:25:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Billy Joe Bob
OMG FURRY!! :O

Furries are ****ing bizarre. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fursuit)
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Post by: scottydawg on November 22, 2006, 07:08:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
Furries are ****ing bizarre. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fursuit)

Whoa. Now that's weird. People have fantasies about being sports team mascots?
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Post by: SunKing on November 22, 2006, 09:49:19 AM: (http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270913941_ac7a6a1fb6.jpg)
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Post by: Saintaw on November 22, 2006, 10:27:30 AM: lol @ Liz's
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Post by: eskimo2 on November 22, 2006, 11:21:15 AM: That's Jemima from Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical "Cats".