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Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: Saintaw on November 27, 2006, 03:51:06 AM
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/19_1164621027_pimpupmygrill.jpg)
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: DiabloTX on November 27, 2006, 03:57:55 AM
All that for hotdogs??????


:furious
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: Ripsnort on November 27, 2006, 07:09:05 AM
Wow!:rofl

But I think I already beat it with my "natural gas" BBQ picture that was environmentally friendly. ;) Don't force me to post that picture again! Those white butt cheeks were blinding white!
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Post by: Nilsen on November 27, 2006, 07:12:50 AM
Whatthefrack is wrong with a few sticks of wood, some gasoline, and a bag of hotdogs!

jeebuz.. da world hassa gonna mad!
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: Ripsnort on November 27, 2006, 07:30:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
Whatthefrack is wrong with a few sticks of wood, some gasoline, and a bag of hotdogs!

jeebuz.. da world hassa gonna mad!

The picture looks like 1 stick of wood, definately gasoline in that V8 and there is a hotdog in his hand. :)
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 27, 2006, 07:45:36 AM
First of all Gas grills arent grills. they are Stoves.
If I want to cook on a stove I have a perfectly good one in my kitchen

The only thing more Gay then a gas grill.
Is a Stainless steel gas grill.
That. is the ultimate gay gas grill.
Probably from San Fran
And owned by someone named Manny who talkth with a pronounthed lithp


Real men use a Brinkmann
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: Ripsnort on November 27, 2006, 08:16:35 AM
Brinkmann....for those who can't afford a good Webber or Vermont Casting. :rofl
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: Twist on November 27, 2006, 08:51:44 AM
One more vote for Brinkmann, gas grills are indeed a declaration of gayness.
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: eskimo2 on November 27, 2006, 05:01:05 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
First of all Gas grills arent grills. they are Stoves.
If I want to cook on a stove I have a perfectly good one in my kitchen

The only thing more Gay then a gas grill.
Is a Stainless steel gas grill.
That. is the ultimate gay gas grill.
Probably from San Fran
And owned by someone named Manny who talkth with a pronounthed lithp


Real men use a Brinkmann


LOL, that was gooD
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: Gooss on November 27, 2006, 06:46:22 PM
Uh, Vermont Castings shows only gas grills and one gas smoker on their web site.

Is there a decent smoker/bbq that's not a bullet and doesn't come with a mortgage?

I'd like to cook a couple of racks of spare ribs or a few baby back rib racks flat.  

If Brinkmann is the answer, which model?

Hmm, time to barbecue a turkey.

Thanks,
Gooss
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Post by: Ripsnort on November 27, 2006, 07:00:44 PM
Vermont Casting smoker:
1 burner at low, with my stainless steel bowl of wood chips resting next to it.
Place the racks of ribs on the warming rack. :aok

Close for 12 hours. (Check chips after 6 hours, reload with damp chips if necessary)

(FWIW, I only paid $375 for my BBQ, and it will do 6 racks of ribs stacked on the warming rack, has a rotisserie too)
(http://www.vermontcastings.com/catalog/elements/images/gallery/photo/353.jpg)
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Post by: Ripsnort on November 27, 2006, 07:16:19 PM
Oh,the grill I have? Ffor medium sized grills, its rated #1 by Consumer Reports. (VM400xbp Home Depot) which is an exclusive model sold to HD by Vermont Castings (see picture above.)

Brinkmann? is rated 18th. :rofl

I shouldn't laugh, never owned anything but Webbers and Vermont casting. I'm sure people that own Brinkmann are happy and especially happy that they can verify their manliness by having "mann" in the name. :rofl
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 27, 2006, 07:19:52 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Oh,the grill I have? Ffor medium sized grills, its rated #1 by Consumer Reports. (VM400xbp Home Depot) which is an exclusive model sold to HD by Vermont Castings (see picture above.)

Brinkmann? is rated 18th. :rofl

I shouldn't laugh, never owned anything but Webbers and Vermont casting.


Never trust anything consumer reports has to say.

they also rate Glidden and Behr paint as being as good as Ben Moores Regal line.
Which I positively know  to be a load of crap

I am convinced they are paid off

Not a question in my mind

Like the saying goes. "anything that can be currupted. will be"

And no matter what way you slice it. Gas grills are gay.

Like I said If I want to cook on a stove I have a perfectly good one in my kitchen

And it has nothing to do with having Mann in the name.

I'ds still rather have a 55 gallon drum cut in half then a gas grill
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Post by: Mark Luper on November 27, 2006, 07:21:46 PM
If having to go through the hassel of lighting wood or charcoal and letting it settle down to a good cooking heat ( that won't last that long ) before cooking, then having to dispose of ashes and all other byproducts of using said fuel, constituts manliness then I am not as manly as some of you.

I like being able to light a gas fire and use it immediately, determine the cooking heat I want to use with a knob ( not black magic ) and be able to turn the dang thing off when I'm through.

I use a gas grill and a gas smoker. They both cook the way I want to cook because I can control the manner in which it cooks. I also use my grill and smoker much more than I would if I had to go through all that it takes to use charcoal or wood.

Before you ask, I have used charcoal and wood for years and poo-pooed the gas grills and smokers. Now that I have tried and used gas ( and electric ) I will never, ever, ever go back to using wood and charcoal unless it is the only thing available to me at the time.

Mark
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Post by: LePaul on November 27, 2006, 07:29:49 PM
You know, it wont win any awards but my 21" Webber grill and some nice charcoal won me over from gas grills easily!

I can't wait til DREDIOCK sees the fnie carpeting in Rip's garage then edits his list of Gheyness Qualifications  :p
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 27, 2006, 07:31:30 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Mark Luper
If having to go through the hassel of lighting wood or charcoal and letting it settle down to a good cooking heat ( that won't last that long ) before cooking, then having to dispose of ashes and all other byproducts of using said fuel, constituts manliness then I am not as manly as some of you.

I like being able to light a gas fire and use it immediately, determine the cooking heat I want to use with a knob ( not black magic ) and be able to turn the dang thing off when I'm through.



Mark


and those things are called a "Stove" and an "Oven"

Most kitchens outside of the mountains of West Virginia or the backwoods of Alabami  have em ;)

Setting up the wood/charcoal etc is all part of it.

Its like using a Winnebago and calling it camping.

It just isnt
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Post by: ByeBye on November 27, 2006, 07:32:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by LePaul
You know, it wont win any awards but my 21" Webber grill and some nice charcoal won me over from gas grills easily!

I can't wait til DREDIOCK sees the fnie carpeting in Rip's garage then edits his list of Gheyness Qualifications  :p



Same here. My gas grill never gets used anymore.
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: dmf on November 27, 2006, 07:34:18 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
First of all Gas grills arent grills. they are Stoves.
If I want to cook on a stove I have a perfectly good one in my kitchen

The only thing more Gay then a gas grill.
Is a Stainless steel gas grill.
That. is the ultimate gay gas grill.
Probably from San Fran
And owned by someone named Manny who talkth with a pronounthed lithp


Real men use a Brinkmann


Thank you !!!

My gas stove is in the kitchen, Outside is charcoal, I'd rather eat out of a trashcan than off a gas grill.
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: Mark Luper on November 27, 2006, 07:35:03 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
and those things are called a "Stove" and an "Oven"

Most kitchens outside of the mountains of West Virginia or the backwoods of Alabami  have em ;)

Setting up the wood/charcoal etc is all part of it.

Its like using a Winnebago and calling it camping.

It just isnt


Well I suppose you can call it whatever you wish DREDIOCK but it doesnt change the fact that they are a grill and a smoker. I would not use either of them in the house and my stove and oven work a lot different.

Mark
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 27, 2006, 07:38:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by LePaul
You know, it wont win any awards but my 21" Webber grill and some nice charcoal won me over from gas grills easily!

I can't wait til DREDIOCK sees the fnie carpeting in Rip's garage then edits his list of Gheyness Qualifications  :p


I've seen the pics already.
I reserved comment at the time

But lets just say his Demasculinisation is complete.

Quint would hate him :D
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Post by: Mark Luper on November 27, 2006, 09:05:55 PM
Quote
Originally posted by dmf
Thank you !!!

My gas stove is in the kitchen, Outside is charcoal, I'd rather eat out of a trashcan than off a gas grill.


I suppose you have never eaten food prepared on a gas grill or smoker or perhaps you are just young enough to  be buying in to DRED's elitism :)

Either way, I have enjoyed camping in tents, cooking on an open fire and doing the whole nature thing but for week in week out use, or use more than once a week, the gas grills and smokers are hard to beat.

Never tried camping in a Winnebago though I did pull a 25' camping trailer around for a couple of years. It was great and it was real camping.

Just remember that not everyone likes to do things the same way. Different strokes for different folks :)
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: MrBill on November 27, 2006, 09:51:47 PM
Gas is for the lazy and unknowledgeable, charcoal is for taste.

No matter how good you THINK yours is, if its gas you'll get laughed out of any taste contest.

There is no comparison ... electric is better than gas to smoke meat.

Your sop is to enhance the meats flavor, not to cover up the gas residue.

"Whitey sho lik Q, sho nuf dono how to do it." ;)
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Post by: Mark Luper on November 27, 2006, 10:06:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by MrBill
Gas is for the lazy and unknowledgeable, charcoal is for taste.

No matter how good you THINK yours is, if its gas you'll get laughed out of any taste contest.

There is no comparison ... electric is better than gas to smoke meat.

Your sop is to enhance the meats flavor, not to cover up the gas residue.

"Whitey sho lik Q, sho nuf dono how to do it." ;)


Unknowledgeable? I always had good results with charcoal and wood. Big difference in taste? I don't think so. I can always add wood chips to arrive at any flavor I want. Gas residue? Never get it but have gotten lighter fluid taste using charcoal before. My gas smoker cooks rings around the electric one I had.

It is the way I like to cook outdoors. It may not be your way to cook outdoors but that's ok too. I wouldn't want to be elitist enough to think that if it wasn't done my way then it isn't any good.

I'm also intelligent enough to know one does not change how others think by dissing thier way of doing things.

If you will only cook outdoors using the methods you wish to or are acustomed to then who am I to try to change your mind? You should cook as you feel best about it and what gives you the most pleasure.

Let me do the same :)

Mark
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Post by: LePaul on November 27, 2006, 11:15:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK

Quint would hate him :D


Bwahahahahha!  Having just seen Jaws on AMC a few weeks ago, that's funny!

  LOL
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 27, 2006, 11:22:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Mark Luper

Never tried camping in a Winnebago though I did pull a 25' camping trailer around for a couple of years. It was great and it was real camping.

 


Just as bad. and no it aint
Might as well rent a cabin or motel ;)

Actually Im not as much a purist about camping as I used to be.
Used to be I didnt consider it camping unless you had to backpack in all your gear a couple miles to the campsite.
Usually up hill

My knees aint always what they used to be ;)
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Post by: Mark Luper on November 27, 2006, 11:35:41 PM
Just as bad. and no it aint

Nothing bad about it and yes it is real camping. It just isn't the way YOU like to camp and that's cool, don't diss the way I like to camp.


Might as well rent a cabin or motel ;)

That wouldn't be any fun. There is a big difference between renting a cabin or a motel vrs. using a camping trailer. Again, it may not be how YOU would like to camp but many others, myself included, like it very much.

Mark
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Post by: dmf on November 27, 2006, 11:47:49 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Mark Luper
I suppose you have never eaten food prepared on a gas grill or smoker or perhaps you are just young enough to  be buying in to DRED's elitism :)

Either way, I have enjoyed camping in tents, cooking on an open fire and doing the whole nature thing but for week in week out use, or use more than once a week, the gas grills and smokers are hard to beat.

Never tried camping in a Winnebago though I did pull a 25' camping trailer around for a couple of years. It was great and it was real camping.

Just remember that not everyone likes to do things the same way. Different strokes for different folks :)


Ok first off I'm a 24 year old single mother so I think I know a little about cooking, since I can cook anything on the face of the earth and you'd eat it and want more. Now listen carefully cause I' not typing this more than once. A Charcoal grill will add a certain flavor to your meats and veggies. Its a flavor that you just can't get even with the fake wood chips using a gas grill, now granted men say  " well with gas I can melt butter and not burn the paper plate " what you guys want a cookie? I've been cooking since I was 10, trust me butter melts way before paper lights up, so I can melt butter on a paper plate on an electric range.

I don't "buy into " anything, I learned that from my ex, but I can school ANY man on how to cook when ever and wherever you want, camping or at home, Yes I camp too, And I know how to build a fire, I have to cause theres not enough room in a back pack for a gas grill, therefor wood is used, which tastes even better than charcoal.

I'll cook it, just don't ask me to shoot it.

The moral? Gas grills aren't even worth their weight in scrap steel
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: Mark Luper on November 28, 2006, 12:15:09 AM
dmf,

Surprize! I have been cooking since I was 10 also. I am 60 years old and a single father. Granted, my "brood" has left the nest so fortunately I normaly only have to please myself, my fiancee' and my guests. I have cooked for a lot of people and often cook for 12 or more. My cooking is requested by many and enjoyed by all. I rarely have much in the way of left-overs. In my opinion a charcoal grill doesn't add anything that I cant add by adding "real" wood chips to the cooking process. I don't use fake wood chips, actually didn't know they existed. I use Hickory the most because I like it's flavor.

If you are a great cook that is good to hear. I am happy for you.

Taste is subjective. What I may like or dislike may not agree with what you like or dislike or with what any panel of judges may like or dislike.

For you gas isn't worth the scrap metal, for me not only is it worth every penny I paid for it, but it also helps me cook well in large quantities.

Still, to each thier own and like I said before: Different strokes for different folks.

Mark
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Post by: Masherbrum on November 28, 2006, 01:01:24 AM
Quote
Originally posted by dmf
Thank you !!!

My gas stove is in the kitchen, Outside is charcoal, I'd rather eat out of a trashcan than off a gas grill.


You had to edit this?
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: Masherbrum on November 28, 2006, 01:09:57 AM
Quote
Originally posted by dmf
Ok first off I'm a 24 year old single mother so I think I know a little about cooking, since I can cook anything on the face of the earth and you'd eat it and want more. Now listen carefully cause I' not typing this more than once. A Charcoal grill will add a certain flavor to your meats and veggies. Its a flavor that you just can't get even with the fake wood chips using a gas grill, now granted men say  " well with gas I can melt butter and not burn the paper plate " what you guys want a cookie? I've been cooking since I was 10, trust me butter melts way before paper lights up, so I can melt butter on a paper plate on an electric range.

I don't "buy into " anything, I learned that from my ex, but I can school ANY man on how to cook when ever and wherever you want, camping or at home, Yes I camp too, And I know how to build a fire, I have to cause theres not enough room in a back pack for a gas grill, therefor wood is used, which tastes even better than charcoal.

I'll cook it, just don't ask me to shoot it.

The moral? Gas grills aren't even worth their weight in scrap steel


Sure, your age explains it all:  The hate, fervor, that certain "know it all, been there done that" element.   What you fail to realize, you still do not know much.   When you hit 30, you'll realize it.      

The moral?  I have a natural gas grill.   It came brand new with the house I bought.   I don't worry about running out of propane, charcoal, fluid, etc.   Also, since I actually throw large parties, people aren't waiting around for food.   People come over to watch a football to eat and drink.  

My marinated chicken would make you eat your words.   But then again, I've learned more in life than you have.   Keep up the lunacy, it makes people like me sleep at night knowing your generation will screw up this Country after I die and my son is stuck with this generation.  

I wouldn't dare look into your trashcan.
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: Masherbrum on November 28, 2006, 01:15:26 AM
Quote
Originally posted by MrBill
Gas is for the lazy and unknowledgeable, charcoal is for taste.

No matter how good you THINK yours is, if its gas you'll get laughed out of any taste contest.

There is no comparison ... electric is better than gas to smoke meat.

Your sop is to enhance the meats flavor, not to cover up the gas residue.

"Whitey sho lik Q, sho nuf dono how to do it." ;)


Sorry, I hate tasting lighting fluid, I taste it no matter "how little" is used.    I've been to Lenexa and had their BBQ.   I doubt you could BBQ on their scale.  

I won an award using my Natural Gas grill.   Folks I competed against, tasted my marinated chicken and asked what charcoal I used.   I told them, natural gas, chicken and the marinade and their jaws dropped.  I guess, you have no clue on how to BBQ properly.  

"Gas residue", yer so full of it, yer grilling it on your charcoal grill.   Please save your reply, you are wrong on all accounts.   LMFAO, rookies.
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Post by: Saintaw on November 28, 2006, 03:51:14 AM
this is the only BBS where I get folks tearing themselves apart when I post a silly picture.

Little yellow bus and all that...  

:rolleyes:
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Post by: Nilsen on November 28, 2006, 07:07:29 AM
Arguing about personal tastes is rather silly.

I dont really care about gas vs charcoal as both have their positives and negatives. What i do care about is WHO cooks on them. As long as it is the missus and not me, then i really could care less :D


Oh and I do the dishes when she cooks so its not about beeing lazy... she is just a better cook and more interested in cooking than i am.
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Post by: Ripsnort on November 28, 2006, 07:33:46 AM
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Never trust anything consumer reports has to say.

they also rate Glidden and Behr paint as being as good as Ben Moores Regal line.
Which I positively know  to be a load of crap

I am convinced they are paid off

Not a question in my mind

Like the saying goes. "anything that can be currupted. will be"

And no matter what way you slice it. Gas grills are gay.

Like I said If I want to cook on a stove I have a perfectly good one in my kitchen

And it has nothing to do with having Mann in the name.

I'ds still rather have a 55 gallon drum cut in half then a gas grill


You talking to a die-hard charcoal guy...I finally turned "Gas Gay" last summer, convenience won out over my charcoal webber, but then I discovered that I can still get the smokey flavor with wood chips in the gas grill.  I admit, I'm getting lazy in my old age. :)  I still have the webber when I need to get my charcoal fix.

(Oh, and Consumer Reports has always been rock-solid on the purchases I've made using them as a rough guide for what to buy, except for that Yugo back in 1980.....:D )
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Post by: Shamus on November 28, 2006, 09:31:15 AM
Some of you guys sound like Hank Hill bragging about his lawn tractor. :rofl

shamus
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Post by: Ripsnort on November 28, 2006, 09:55:50 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Shamus
Some of you guys sound like Hank Hill bragging about his lawn tractor. :rofl

shamus


I have the strangest feeling... (http://wilstar.com/midi/kickhisass.wav)
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 28, 2006, 04:09:32 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Saintaw
this is the only BBS where I get folks tearing themselves apart when I post a silly picture.

Little yellow bus and all that...  

:rolleyes:


thats what happens when people insecure in their masculinity have to defend their masculinity and respond to a silly post made in a silly thread of a silly picture ;)

Rip handled it about the best.

Even for a........ guy, with carpet in his garage :lol
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Post by: Ripsnort on November 28, 2006, 05:26:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
thats what happens when people insecure in their masculinity have to defend their masculinity and respond to a silly post made in a silly thread of a silly picture ;)

Rip handled it about the best.

Even for a........ guy, with carpet in his garage :lol

No carpet on my head! :p  Of course, being bald means I have more testosterone.  Which implies that if you have hair, you're GAY! :p
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Post by: LePaul on November 28, 2006, 05:28:19 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
No carpet on my head! :p  Of course, being bald means I have more testosterone.  Which implies that if you have hair, you're GAY! :p


Umm, I think your carpet vapors are tweaking your noggin

:)
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Post by: dmf on November 28, 2006, 05:29:19 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Masherbrum
You had to edit this?


Yea I had to take out the other 2 paragraphs I typed.
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: dmf on November 28, 2006, 05:33:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Mark Luper
dmf,

Surprize! I have been cooking since I was 10 also. I am 60 years old and a single father. Granted, my "brood" has left the nest so fortunately I normaly only have to please myself, my fiancee' and my guests. I have cooked for a lot of people and often cook for 12 or more. My cooking is requested by many and enjoyed by all. I rarely have much in the way of left-overs. In my opinion a charcoal grill doesn't add anything that I cant add by adding "real" wood chips to the cooking process. I don't use fake wood chips, actually didn't know they existed. I use Hickory the most because I like it's flavor.

If you are a great cook that is good to hear. I am happy for you.

Taste is subjective. What I may like or dislike may not agree with what you like or dislike or with what any panel of judges may like or dislike.

For you gas isn't worth the scrap metal, for me not only is it worth every penny I paid for it, but it also helps me cook well in large quantities.

Still, to each thier own and like I said before: Different strokes for different folks.

Mark


ok I can deal with that. But I gotta have my charcoal grill :)
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Post by: dmf on November 28, 2006, 05:37:56 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Masherbrum
Sure, your age explains it all:  The hate, fervor, that certain "know it all, been there done that" element.   What you fail to realize, you still do not know much.   When you hit 30, you'll realize it.      

The moral?  I have a natural gas grill.   It came brand new with the house I bought.   I don't worry about running out of propane, charcoal, fluid, etc.   Also, since I actually throw large parties, people aren't waiting around for food.   People come over to watch a football to eat and drink.  

My marinated chicken would make you eat your words.   But then again, I've learned more in life than you have.   Keep up the lunacy, it makes people like me sleep at night knowing your generation will screw up this Country after I die and my son is stuck with this generation.  

I wouldn't dare look into your trashcan.


I don't know much?
And what happens when I turn 30? does the Queen come all the way here an knight me? Or do I just go straight to being a God?

football explains it all.

I rarely eat my words. Food can taste good on a gas grill if you paint enough flavoring on it.
 
And as for my trash can, which one the one in the house? Or the one outside? either way look all you want I'm not too lazy to wash them out each week.
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Post by: midnight Target on November 28, 2006, 06:16:20 PM
Are you guys having a noodle measuring contest with a girl?


lol
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Post by: Mark Luper on November 28, 2006, 07:50:50 PM
Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Are you guys having a noodle measuring contest with a girl?


lol


Hmmm, where did that come from MT? The girls I associate with normally are built like girls, not boys. I would assume dmf is a standard issue girl. What kind of girls do you associate with?

Mark
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Post by: ByeBye on November 28, 2006, 07:52:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Mark Luper
Hmmm, where did that come from MT? The girls I associate with normally are built like girls, not boys. I would assume dmf is a standard issue girl. What kind of girls do you associate with?

Mark


dead man flying is a girl?
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Post by: Mark Luper on November 28, 2006, 07:55:20 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ByeBye
dead man flying is a girl?


If you read the entire thread she mentions she is a mother. Would be hard to be one without being a girl :D
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Post by: ByeBye on November 28, 2006, 07:57:33 PM
Quote
Originally posted by dmf
Ok first off I'm a 24 year old single mother so I think I know a little about cooking, since I can cook anything on the face of the earth and you'd eat it and want more.  



Okay, I'm in love.
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Post by: ByeBye on November 28, 2006, 07:58:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Mark Luper
If you read the entire thread she mentions she is a mother. Would be hard to be one without being a girl :D


Damn!
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Post by: Angus on November 29, 2006, 04:28:14 AM
tsk tsk.
If you want to GRILL, you use wood or coal, - or both and a SCWENKER!!!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Schwenker1.jpg)

Link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwenker
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Post by: dmf on November 29, 2006, 04:47:05 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ByeBye
dead man flying is a girl?


Ok lets get this straightened out right now, Yes I'm a woman, standard issue I have all the parts I'm supposed to have except a couple of wisdom teath ( shut up DERD :) )

And I am, I am NOT Dead Man Flying!
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: dmf on November 29, 2006, 04:47:39 PM
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Originally posted by ByeBye
Okay, I'm in love.


No your not
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: dmf on November 29, 2006, 04:49:18 PM
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Originally posted by Angus
tsk tsk.
If you want to GRILL, you use wood or coal, - or both and a SCWENKER!!!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Schwenker1.jpg)

Link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwenker

Will that hold a Cauldron?
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: midnight Target on November 29, 2006, 05:24:06 PM
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Originally posted by Mark Luper
Hmmm, where did that come from MT? The girls I associate with normally are built like girls, not boys. I would assume dmf is a standard issue girl. What kind of girls do you associate with?

Mark


Where I come from the comment I made is called a "figure of speech". It is normally used as lighthearted description of something else entirely.


In this case a description of a purse fight.
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 29, 2006, 05:42:31 PM
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Originally posted by dmf
Ok lets get this straightened out right now, Yes I'm a woman, standard issue I have all the parts I'm supposed to have except a couple of wisdom teath ( shut up DERD :) )

And I am, I am NOT Dead Man Flying!


Who's DERD?
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: Red Tail 444 on November 29, 2006, 06:10:23 PM
If you can't light a fire, you shouldn't be cooking outdoors.
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: dmf on November 29, 2006, 06:18:01 PM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Who's DERD?


Well when I take off my glasses its you :) Your the one that said I'm blind without them.
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 29, 2006, 06:37:26 PM
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Originally posted by dmf
Well when I take off my glasses its you :) Your the one that said I'm blind without them.



::Edited ahead of time for probable violation of Rule 7::  :D

Damn these family friendly forums LOL

Hey Skuzzy.

Would ya mind going on Vacation for a few days till this thread dissapears and taking the MPs with ya so I can respond to this :D
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: dmf on November 29, 2006, 08:10:10 PM
Oh you are not trying to get rid of him so you can go there, I will soooooo put you on a charcoal grill, not gas charcoal.
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 29, 2006, 08:46:18 PM
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Originally posted by dmf
Oh you are not trying to get rid of him so you can go there, I will soooooo put you on a charcoal grill, not gas charcoal.


:rofl
Ya will huh
:rofl
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Post by: MrCoffee on November 29, 2006, 11:34:10 PM
I smell barbecue...

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Schwenker1.jpg)
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: dmf on November 30, 2006, 08:22:58 PM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
:rofl
Ya will huh
:rofl


I got a webber :)
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 30, 2006, 08:32:27 PM
LMAO
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Post by: dmf on December 01, 2006, 11:35:35 AM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
LMAO


So......................you coming over so I can cook you? I have some neighbors that might want a leg or arm :)
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: DREDIOCK on December 01, 2006, 05:47:43 PM
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Originally posted by dmf
So......................you coming over so I can cook you? I have some neighbors that might want a leg or arm :)


LMAO. Your just dying for me to say it arent you?

Gotta give you an "A" for effort though ;)
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Post by: Ripsnort on December 01, 2006, 06:25:36 PM
dmf, if you're as cute as your avatar...I may be willing to give up a leg or arm for a BBQ. :D:O :cool:
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: lukster on December 02, 2006, 01:12:34 PM
Some must have grill accessories.

(http://sidesconsulting.com/misc/grill.JPG)
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: dmf on December 02, 2006, 03:13:48 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
dmf, if you're as cute as your avatar...I may be willing to give up a leg or arm for a BBQ. :D:O :cool:


If I was as cute as my avatar, ten I'd be a Japanese animae catroon
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: dmf on December 02, 2006, 03:15:00 PM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
LMAO. Your just dying for me to say it arent you?

Gotta give you an "A" for effort though ;)


Yep:)
Title: Toad, Rip... beat this!
Post by: dmf on December 02, 2006, 03:16:30 PM
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Originally posted by lukster
Some must have grill accessories.

(http://sidesconsulting.com/misc/grill.JPG)


Ok I can't pass this up LOL
I might get edited with a rule # but wth here goes.

WOW! that gives new meaning to stick men :)
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Post by: T0J0 on December 02, 2006, 03:20:30 PM
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Originally posted by Mark Luper
If having to go through the hassel of lighting wood or charcoal and letting it settle down to a good cooking heat ( that won't last that long ) before cooking, then having to dispose of ashes and all other byproducts of using said fuel, constituts manliness then I am not as manly as some of you.

I like being able to light a gas fire and use it immediately, determine the cooking heat I want to use with a knob ( not black magic ) and be able to turn the dang thing off when I'm through.

I use a gas grill and a gas smoker. They both cook the way I want to cook because I can control the manner in which it cooks. I also use my grill and smoker much more than I would if I had to go through all that it takes to use charcoal or wood.

Before you ask, I have used charcoal and wood for years and poo-pooed the gas grills and smokers. Now that I have tried and used gas ( and electric ) I will never, ever, ever go back to using wood and charcoal unless it is the only thing available to me at the time.

Mark



Ditto..... The charcoal crowd are the ones that marinate the food in
 lighterfluid and expect praise for fuel tasting dinner fare...
 Usually called southern barbecue, the lighter fluid meal reminds these cretons of charcoal chest thumping nascar tailgating....
 I will give them this, with charcoal every meal is a surprise on a weber...
I have a great picture of the weber falling over in the middle of 4th of july cookout... Never again!

Tojo