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Title: 7 Reasons to shout, "oh my, I am terrified!!"
Post by: B@tfinkV on November 30, 2006, 01:18:47 PM
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i said it for each of them except the giant anaconda, to which i just shuddered and started searching for my diving knife.
Title: 7 Reasons to shout "oh my, I am terrified!!"
Post by: Ball on November 30, 2006, 01:42:37 PM
i dont smoke da reefa!
Title: 7 Reasons to shout "oh my, I am terrified!!"
Post by: FiLtH on November 30, 2006, 03:13:04 PM
The pic of that plane engine is enough to make me say it, and seeing the ground below. My luck the engine would rip off and take the wing with it, and you'd have all that time to say oh sht over and over until splat.  I think thats what turns me off from air travel. Car wrecks happen in the blink of an eye..most air wrecks you have time to think about it.
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Post by: Maverick on November 30, 2006, 05:14:41 PM
That last one is the result of gremlins. I know because I saw it on a Twilight Zone episode. No one wanted to believe it but there is the proof. Gremlins!!!!!
Title: 7 Reasons to shout "oh my, I am terrified!!"
Post by: FBplmmr on November 30, 2006, 06:52:20 PM
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Originally posted by Maverick
That last one is the result of gremlins. I know because I saw it on a Twilight Zone episode. No one wanted to believe it but there is the proof. Gremlins!!!!!

:huh
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Post by: Leslie on November 30, 2006, 08:31:43 PM
That one was on last night.  Good one too.  




Les
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Post by: rabbidrabbit on November 30, 2006, 08:39:09 PM
(http://www.gamefishin.com/gfboard/uploads/20061129_114149_Big_fish2.JPG)

This Sturgeon was caught on the Willamette River just below Oregon City
two weeks ago.
   It weighed out at over 1,000 lbs and measured out at 11'1". It was 56"
around the girth and took over 6 and a half hours
   And 4 dozen beers for the 4 guys taking turns reeling
Title: 7 Reasons to shout "oh my, I am terrified!!"
Post by: MrCoffee on November 30, 2006, 11:17:29 PM
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Post by: OOZ662 on November 30, 2006, 11:47:06 PM
(http://www.wonderquest.com/images/2006-03-21-tiny-fish.jpg)

Rawr.
Title: Re: 7 Reasons to shout HOLY SH******T!!
Post by: lukster on November 30, 2006, 11:49:42 PM
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
i said it for each of them except the giant anaconda, to which i just shuddered and started searching for my diving knife.


My diving instructor told me the only thing my dive knife was good for was to cut my buddy so i could swim away from the shark.
Title: 7 Reasons to shout "oh my, I am terrified!!"
Post by: Tac on November 30, 2006, 11:59:07 PM
Well the knife certainly wont do much vs a shark.

I was taught to use the knife to bang the metal blade against the metal of my scuba tank and that WILL drive the sharks away.

Never used that trick against a feeding-frenzied shark, but I have used it when I start noticing more than 2 of them having a strange interest in me. The metallic clanging hurts them and makes them lose interest in you.

I guess if the shark is really going after me... well... id try to make him swallow the scuba tank first ;)
Title: 7 Reasons to shout "oh my, I am terrified!!"
Post by: FiLtH on December 01, 2006, 12:15:13 AM
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Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
(http://www.gamefishin.com/gfboard/uploads/20061129_114149_Big_fish2.JPG)

This Sturgeon was caught on the Willamette River just below Oregon City
two weeks ago.
   It weighed out at over 1,000 lbs and measured out at 11'1". It was 56"
around the girth and took over 6 and a half hours
   And 4 dozen beers for the 4 guys taking turns reeling



   I think Ive seen this pic a few months back.
Title: 7 Reasons to shout "oh my, I am terrified!!"
Post by: rabbidrabbit on December 01, 2006, 08:23:05 AM
ya... its a bit older than the title...  I kept it since the beer reference was fitting.
Title: 7 Reasons to shout "oh my, I am terrified!!"
Post by: Angus on December 01, 2006, 10:23:19 AM
What do they eat?
Title: 7 Reasons to shout "oh my, I am terrified!!"
Post by: Saintaw on December 01, 2006, 10:30:27 AM
Beef, Angus beef.
Title: 7 Reasons to shout "oh my, I am terrified!!"
Post by: Red Tail 444 on December 01, 2006, 11:43:43 AM
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Originally posted by Tac
Well the knife certainly wont do much vs a shark.

I was taught to use the knife to bang the metal blade against the metal of my scuba tank and that WILL drive the sharks away.

Never used that trick against a feeding-frenzied shark, but I have used it when I start noticing more than 2 of them having a strange interest in me. The metallic clanging hurts them and makes them lose interest in you.

I guess if the shark is really going after me... well... id try to make him swallow the scuba tank first ;)


Yeah they are opportunists at best. Once they realize you;re not part of their diet, they usually find an easier catch, but if they are already agitated, or frenzied, not much you can do about it.
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Post by: macleod01 on December 01, 2006, 12:23:15 PM
Bat, Number 4: My friend at a party!
       Number 5: My single table's order
       Number 6: Its my Lima-Iquitos flight in Peru!
Title: 7 Reasons to shout "oh my, I am terrified!!"
Post by: B@tfinkV on December 01, 2006, 07:18:49 PM
lol funny replies. my favorite is cutting your partner to make the sharks eats him instead haha brilliant
Title: 7 Reasons to shout "oh my, I am terrified!!"
Post by: rabbidrabbit on December 01, 2006, 07:38:10 PM
You don't have to outswim the shark, just the slowest one in your group.
Title: 7 Reasons to shout "oh my, I am terrified!!"
Post by: B@tfinkV on December 01, 2006, 08:09:45 PM
thats like this joke, two guys on safari in africa when a mighty lion starts prowling towards them. quickly the first guy get some running shoes out of his backpack and puts them on. " you think those shoes will make you run faster than a lion??" laughs his petrified friend. "I dont need to run faster than the lion...." comes the reply.