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Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Halo on November 30, 2006, 10:42:43 PM: If a real honest to goodness alien from outer space landed and came up to you and being super brilliant could translate its advanced knowledge into understanding and speaking your language ...

what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?
Title: Re: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: ByeBye on November 30, 2006, 10:46:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Halo
If a real honest to goodness alien from outer space landed and came up to you and being super brilliant could translate its advanced knowledge into understanding and speaking your language ...

what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?

"Hi"
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: lasersailor184 on November 30, 2006, 10:46:23 PM: "We'll do whatever you want, as long as you don't attack us with Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum. The secret to life is Pi. The very last digit of Pi (it is finite) isn't actually a number, but the secret to life."
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Post by: FiLtH on November 30, 2006, 11:13:14 PM: Bend over.
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Post by: lukster on November 30, 2006, 11:14:34 PM: 42?
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Post by: storch on November 30, 2006, 11:19:11 PM: I'd report it to INS and wave buhbuy as they deported it to mexico.
Title: Re: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: cav58d on November 30, 2006, 11:22:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Halo
what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?

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Title: Re: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Slash27 on November 30, 2006, 11:22:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Halo
If a real honest to goodness alien from outer space landed and came up to you and being super brilliant could translate its advanced knowledge into understanding and speaking your language ...

what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?

Wherethephuckarewe?
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: sluggish on November 30, 2006, 11:24:31 PM: re - mi - do - do - so
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Halo on November 30, 2006, 11:27:37 PM: Interesting thoughts, but remember, this alien understands and speaks in your language.
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Halo on November 30, 2006, 11:32:44 PM: Maybe we should dispense with prevailng wisdom, e.g.,

Do you know the way to San Jose?
Take me to your leader
Greetings Earthling
Hi, I'm Bob
I come for Earth women
Hello Jung lover
Keep your hands where I can see them
Freeze right there
Don't make any sudden moves

Seriously, what do you think an alien fluent in your language would say?
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: RightF00T on November 30, 2006, 11:34:29 PM: Na-nu Na-Nu?
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Tac on November 30, 2006, 11:50:26 PM: 'dissapointing'
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Post by: Leslie on November 30, 2006, 11:56:10 PM: Alien in its natural form, or looks like us? Probably would ask directions if they looked like us. May have a map in hand. A real alien would be so unlike us it would not be a situation where we would stay there to communicate with it by choice.

Les
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Post by: Debonair on December 01, 2006, 12:22:12 AM: is the alien a chick?
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Post by: Waffle on December 01, 2006, 12:24:45 AM: damn you're tall.....
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Post by: Leslie on December 01, 2006, 12:38:15 AM: Yeah...but what if the alien looks like a jellyfish hovering in the air, or looks like a cloud with sparks flying out of it? Would YOU stick around to talk?:)

An alien ain't gonna look like us...lol. At least one from outer space ain't. It'd be the worst thing that ever happened.

Les
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Post by: Neubob on December 01, 2006, 12:48:47 AM: If an alien came up to me, able to feel and understand everything about me, I would definitely try to kill it. Preferably with a shovel.

That way, the likelyhood of an invasion would increase, and I've always wanted to see exactly what that looked like.

If the alien killed me, I would at least die knowing that I tried.
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: GRUNHERZ on December 01, 2006, 12:58:14 AM: "Hello Welcome To McDonalds"
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Billy Joe Bob on December 01, 2006, 01:10:26 AM: "All your base are belong to us"
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: -tronski- on December 01, 2006, 02:43:49 AM: Where are those transmissions you intercepted?
What have you done with those plans?

Tronsky
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Post by: Angus on December 01, 2006, 02:49:00 AM: Where's the nearest pub?
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Post by: Blank on December 01, 2006, 03:02:28 AM: he'd point at you and turn to his mate and say:

"see I told you Aliens existed, you owe me a pint"

(oh the irony) ;-)
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Post by: eagl on December 01, 2006, 03:58:29 AM: It would be a variation on the nonsense we babble to the more advanced mammals on Earth before we kill them in the name of science.

Oh how cute.
This hurts us more than it hurts you.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Hold still, this won't hurt (much).
Come with me and there won't be any trouble.

First contact is for chumps. Second contact is where you'll make the real money.
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Post by: Debonair on December 01, 2006, 04:06:59 AM: "please dont put that in my arnold"
Title: Re: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Nilsen on December 01, 2006, 04:26:41 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Halo

what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?

"hello God"
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: croduh on December 01, 2006, 06:00:21 AM: "dam, where's the toilet?"
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: dmf on December 01, 2006, 06:19:56 AM: I'd tell it to go away fast before the govt's on this planet found it and killed it for sport or Research, and then ask if me and my daughter could go with it.

The aliens first words to any of us would probably be something like

"OMG not here again!.
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: JB88 on December 01, 2006, 06:24:54 AM: pardon me, but would you have any grey poupon?
Title: Re: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Eagler on December 01, 2006, 06:29:17 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Halo
what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?

"where's Daffy these days?"
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Post by: deSelys on December 01, 2006, 06:49:11 AM: WTF n00b ur world is teh suxx0r!
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Vudak on December 01, 2006, 06:52:07 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
"Hello Welcome To McDonalds"

:rofl
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: vorticon on December 01, 2006, 10:16:34 AM: probably something along the lines of

OH, ****!

and leslie...floating jellyfish can manipulate tools well enough to build a spaceship?
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Post by: Pooh21 on December 01, 2006, 10:21:30 AM: I would hit him with a stick, hard. first

"Take that Mr. I am a Superior Being!"

then I would steal his raygun and wallet
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Post by: john9001 on December 01, 2006, 10:29:36 AM: can i use your restroom?
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Post by: Angus on December 01, 2006, 10:42:53 AM: Who ordered an alien Pizza?
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Post by: JB88 on December 01, 2006, 10:45:21 AM: hey man, me and my wife galoobula are tryin to make our way to alpha centauri but we are a little down on our luck and need some change to get a few gallons of hydrothermalplasmidia...can you spare a few metothorcorkiphans to help a brother out?
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Post by: BlueJ1 on December 01, 2006, 10:45:41 AM: "Your finally here to take Tom Cruise away. Thankyou so much."
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Post by: Phaser11 on December 01, 2006, 11:08:33 AM: Shoot him.
Maybe he is a super uber Alien and can put an end to all this crap.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: porkfrog on December 01, 2006, 11:13:39 AM: "This place is F*%$#D up."

really, thats what i think they would say. theres a qoute that goes roughly somthing like this...

"The greatest proof that intelligent life exists in space, is that they haven't come here to visit." [SIC]

on a lighter note, they might say...

"We've come to fly the RV8, we hurd its teh l337!"
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Post by: -dead- on December 01, 2006, 11:18:23 PM: Hi there I'm the reverend Xghyfllthwip. Have you let Xonathlxzywym into to your life? Eternal damnation awaits those who haven't. For only 50 Qathric you too can be saved.
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Post by: MrBill on December 01, 2006, 11:54:21 PM: Just so it ain't

We are here to help you, this book "To Serve Man" explains everything.
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Post by: B@tfinkV on December 02, 2006, 12:31:04 AM: "our ships are one thing Zarg, but Golly-geen that la7 is a UFO"

"i know, Pzerg and have you seen the BS with that spit16?? ridiculous!"
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Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on December 02, 2006, 12:52:43 AM: "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here."
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Post by: Sixpence on December 02, 2006, 01:20:40 AM: "Hand over your Sam Adams Winter Lager or it's abduction and an anal probe"
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Post by: Rolex on December 02, 2006, 09:50:15 AM: This has actually happened to me. Here's what he said:

"My name is _______ . I'm running for Congress and would appreciate your support..."
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Post by: Donzo on December 02, 2006, 09:56:27 AM: "All your base are belong to us"
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Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on December 02, 2006, 10:23:09 AM: "Here boy!"
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Post by: CAF51 on December 02, 2006, 10:49:14 AM: "Am I too late for that Heaven's Gate meeting? I told them I might be a little late, so they shouldn't do anything rash." :p
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Post by: TheBug on December 02, 2006, 12:32:16 PM: "I'm lost."
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Post by: Vulcan on December 02, 2006, 02:35:39 PM: "I bet these apes taste great bbq'd!"
Title: Re: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: DREDIOCK on December 02, 2006, 04:16:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Halo
If a real honest to goodness alien from outer space landed and came up to you and being super brilliant could translate its advanced knowledge into understanding and speaking your language ...

what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?

"We have heard your pleas
and are here to rescue you
We do not have a "Scotty" among us
But the transporter is standing by to beam you up
We have studied your world for a very long time.
And are in full agreement with you.

But. We must hurry as our Transporter devise is due for a software change which may take up to "Two Weeks" to complete as the last of your kind we rescued we let talk us into writing the new software for it.
In the process it seems he has managed to upset the time space continuum. So that hours may become days and weeks, months.

He left us notes to go by but so far our best linguists despite their best efforts have been unable to determine what language he had written them in.

While you are with us perhaps you can help.
What exactly is "Coad"?"

:D
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: dmf on December 02, 2006, 04:21:06 PM: Two weeks for a software change? My god I had no idea Microsoft's totalitarian style control went into space to other planets too.
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: DREDIOCK on December 02, 2006, 06:35:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
Two weeks for a software change? My god I had no idea Microsoft's totalitarian style control went into space to other planets too.

hmmmm

Thought you said you were tired of Blond jokes ;)
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Angus on December 03, 2006, 06:08:53 AM: Or maybe they'd say:
Hey, we have come to join the HTC crew :D
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Post by: macleod01 on December 03, 2006, 08:43:54 AM: What Aliens are we talking about? If its the Aliens from the Sigourney Weaver films, I dont think theyd talk. Just kill. In which case, Id simply die!
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Post by: lukster on December 03, 2006, 11:29:43 AM: War of the Worlds, Independence Day, etc..., make for fun movies but it seems to me that any alien race sufficiently advanced to travel between the stars would be cable of engineering a virus that could wipe out all humans in a day or three. Would make for a much shorter and less fun movie though.
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Post by: john9001 on December 03, 2006, 11:51:50 AM: if Sigourney Weaver came up to you, what would she say?
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: crowMAW on December 03, 2006, 12:00:10 PM: AT AT, AT! AT...AT AT, at at.

"Mr. President, my policy is to shoot first and ask questions later."

"The only good alien, is a dead alien."
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Post by: Meatwad on December 03, 2006, 12:07:33 PM: If you meet someone named Zaphod, you best be fiding a way to get off the planet very soon
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Post by: DYNAMITE on December 03, 2006, 12:26:17 PM: Boom! HEAD SHOT!
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Post by: Widewing on December 03, 2006, 12:40:57 PM: "I hope your sister stayed home...."

My regards,

Widewing
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: dmf on December 03, 2006, 12:47:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
hmmmm

Thought you said you were tired of Blond jokes ;)

DON"T
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: dmf on December 03, 2006, 12:47:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by john9001
if Sigourney Weaver came up to you, what would she say?

Its been 7 hours and 15 days, since they took my ship away?
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Post by: Neubob on December 03, 2006, 01:11:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by john9001
if Sigourney Weaver came up to you, what would she say?

Where did my youthful good looks and girlish pout run off to?!?!
Title: Re: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: WilldCrd on December 03, 2006, 01:47:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Halo
If a real honest to goodness alien from outer space landed and came up to you and being super brilliant could translate its advanced knowledge into understanding and speaking your language ...

what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?

three words
BAR-B-QUE!!
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: mosgood on December 03, 2006, 10:55:39 PM: (Martian)
"I've come to share my ideals on freedom and the martian way. No, it's ok... you don't have to ask for it... we just know that you'll love it and are willing to kill you all to give it to you"

(Me)

"This is all Bushes fault"
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Post by: dmf on December 04, 2006, 07:23:58 PM: (Alien) Hello, my people and I are here to take a hand full of people back with us to live a life of peace and happiness

(me) BYE EARTH
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: JB88 on December 04, 2006, 07:28:05 PM: something about an eludium 36 explosive space modulator.
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Post by: Neubob on December 04, 2006, 08:35:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
(Alien) Hello, my people and I are here to take a hand full of people back with us to live a life of peace and happiness

(me) BYE EARTH

That's pretty cool, but here's a question:

After realizing that 10 hits of acid really didn't transform a 1972 VW van into a gateway to the 4th dimension, would you have enough cash on you for the cab-ride back to your house?
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Post by: ByeBye on December 04, 2006, 08:40:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Halo
If a real honest to goodness alien from outer space landed and came up to you and being super brilliant could translate its advanced knowledge into understanding and speaking your language ...

what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?

He'd say to me:

"You are super intelligent, great looking, super modest, sing great, write great songs, make great models, take great pictures, and everybody loves you and wants to be just like you."

Or, something close to that, I'd bet.
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Post by: WilldCrd on December 05, 2006, 12:10:40 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ByeBye
He'd say to me:

"You are super intelligent, great looking, super modest, sing great, write great songs, make great models, take great pictures, and everybody loves you and wants to be just like you."

Or, something close to that, I'd bet.

See I KNEW the aliens got high!!!:noid
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Post by: JB88 on December 05, 2006, 12:13:29 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ByeBye
He'd say to me:

"You are super intelligent, great looking, super modest, sing great, write great songs, make great models, take great pictures, and everybody loves you and wants to be just like you."

Or, something close to that, I'd bet.

define: "close"
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: tedrbr on December 05, 2006, 12:27:20 AM: "What are YOU looking at, Monkey-boyyy?!"

or the always pithy;

"Give me MY OVERTHRUSTER!"
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: RightF00T on December 05, 2006, 03:55:38 AM: Alien: I want to submit this to the Oprah Book Club, can you help me?
Me: Hey whats this about "To Serve Man?"
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Post by: DREDIOCK on December 05, 2006, 07:33:25 AM: Quote
Originally posted by WilldCrd
See I KNEW the aliens got high!!!:noid

Only high?

I'd say downright wasted lmao
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: dmf on December 05, 2006, 05:47:42 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Neubob
That's pretty cool, but here's a question:

After realizing that 10 hits of acid really didn't transform a 1972 VW van into a gateway to the 4th dimension, would you have enough cash on you for the cab-ride back to your house?

well I don't care how much acid you use a VW van will always be a VW van, and never even be bale to go to another dimension, but who said I'd even want to come back here? It might be better out there in Alien land
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Shifty on December 05, 2006, 07:40:31 PM: " My that's a BIG one!"
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Neubob on December 05, 2006, 07:44:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
well I don't care how much acid you use a VW van will always be a VW van, and never even be bale to go to another dimension

Even if it smells like crappy weed, stale cigarettes and sweaty socks?
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: vorticon on December 05, 2006, 07:45:59 PM: dont escape, the boys will NEVER beleive this one.
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: AWMac on December 05, 2006, 08:17:43 PM: "Get er done"

:huh

Mac
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Post by: DLfrmHLL on December 06, 2006, 04:17:40 AM: I am here to replace your deffective implant.
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Post by: NATEDOG on December 06, 2006, 10:07:03 AM: "Take me to your dealer."
Title: Re: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Ripsnort on December 06, 2006, 10:30:36 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Halo
what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?

(http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL767/2726312/8668097/211213462.jpg)
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: evenhaim on December 06, 2006, 01:26:24 PM: do you have a phone my fingers broken
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Post by: AWMac on December 06, 2006, 08:01:39 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
(http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL767/2726312/8668097/211213462.jpg)

I'd HIT IT!!!

Mac

:D
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Post by: dmf on December 06, 2006, 08:22:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Neubob
Even if it smells like crappy weed, stale cigarettes and sweaty socks?

In that case it'd never be driven anywhere at all, so it wouldn't matter.
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Mace2004 on December 07, 2006, 10:03:49 AM: Hi, my name is Al Gore.
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: lukster on December 07, 2006, 10:11:19 AM: "Klaatu barada nikto" of course
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Mace2004 on December 07, 2006, 10:16:21 AM: Quote
Originally posted by lukster
"Klaatu barada nikto" of course

No, that's what you're supposed to say to Al
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: lukster on December 07, 2006, 10:21:49 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Mace2004
No, that's what you're supposed to say to Al

I dunno, you'd think if Al Gore was an alien from an advanced civilization he could have done a better job stealing the 2000 election. ;) The again, his plan to suck us all into his prontrix is proceeding quite well.
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Post by: Mace2004 on December 07, 2006, 10:52:08 AM: Quote
Originally posted by lukster
I dunno, you'd think if Al Gore was an alien from an advanced civilization he could have done a better job stealing the 2000 election. ;) The again, his plan to suck us all into his prontrix is proceeding quite well.

Oh, he's obviously an alien...he's just not very good at it:rofl
Title: Re: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: scottydawg on December 18, 2006, 10:35:29 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Halo
If a real honest to goodness alien from outer space landed and came up to you and being super brilliant could translate its advanced knowledge into understanding and speaking your language ...

what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?

Pull my finger.
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Red Tail 444 on December 18, 2006, 01:08:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by B@tfinkV
"our ships are one thing Zarg, but Golly-geen that la7 is a UFO"

"i know, Pzerg and have you seen the BS with that spit16?? ridiculous!"

:D

We have a winner.
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: Shuffler on December 18, 2006, 02:03:50 PM: if the aliens were real short they might go up to a good looking gal and say " Take me to your ladder, see your leader latter"!
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Post by: EzzyDuzIt on December 18, 2006, 07:36:20 PM: :O OMG it talks!!!
Title: If an Alien Came Up To You
Post by: VermGhost on December 19, 2006, 05:07:45 AM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
hey man, me and my wife galoobula are tryin to make our way to alpha centauri but we are a little down on our luck and need some change to get a few gallons of hydrothermalplasmidia...can you spare a few metothorcorkiphans to help a brother out?

SPACE ALIEN HIPPIES! DIE YOU DRAIN ON THE GALACTIC ECONOMY!

"Where the hell are my pants? Have you seen my pants?"