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Title: Can a fart ground a plane?
Post by: scottydawg on December 06, 2006, 12:06:08 PM

http://www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE&fn=/2006/12/06/535499.html&cvqh=itn_flatulence

Apparently yes, if you light a match to try to cover the smell.


:lol :lol

Title: Can a fart ground a plane?
Post by: Sandman on December 06, 2006, 12:26:12 PM

I've farted many times on a plane.

I can only assume that I lack that certain special something necessary to ground a plane.

Title: Can a fart ground a plane?
Post by: Ripsnort on December 06, 2006, 12:27:18 PM

Sandy,
Try Guiness and raw eggs the night before the flight.:aok

Title: Can a fart ground a plane?
Post by: Sandman on December 06, 2006, 12:29:55 PM

You must know that I will do just that.

Title: Can a fart ground a plane?
Post by: scottydawg on December 06, 2006, 12:36:18 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort
Sandy,
Try Guiness and raw eggs the night before the flight.:aok

And cauliflower.

Title: Can a fart ground a plane?
Post by: Ack-Ack on December 06, 2006, 12:38:42 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort
Sandy,
Try Guiness and raw eggs the night before the flight.:aok

This is what the fart would look like the next morning.


 What a fart looks like (http://www.break.com/index/fart_caught_on_infrared_camera.html)



ack-ack

Title: Can a fart ground a plane?
Post by: Halo on December 06, 2006, 02:05:05 PM

Funny, but didn't have to Snopes it to see the comments on the same site disparaging it as fake.

Title: Can a fart ground a plane?
Post by: john9001 on December 06, 2006, 03:16:52 PM

farting is a art, you have to be able to fart in a crowd and make it look like someone else did it.:D

Title: Can a fart ground a plane?
Post by: Octavius on December 06, 2006, 03:27:54 PM

The night before we flew from Munich back to O'hare int'l, we had a long night at the famous Hofbrauhaus.  Viel, kraut, sausage, and massive amounts of beer.  

nine hour flight + 8 satisfied colons = rofl

Title: Can a fart ground a plane?
Post by: Debonair on December 06, 2006, 06:17:24 PM

with jets, farting is pretty much all that gets them off the ground

Title: Can a fart ground a plane?
Post by: Pooh21 on December 07, 2006, 01:17:03 AM

If I am in the aisle and need to cut some cheese I usually wait til the guy next to me gets out and let loose with a silent but deadly so he gets the blame.


From the news about this I read seems this woman was a hippopotamus shaped flatulance factory.