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Post by: JB88 on December 11, 2006, 03:46:42 PM
post a knock knock joke if ya got one.  nephews comin, need some new material.
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Post by: Ball on December 11, 2006, 03:49:39 PM
http://www.ahajokes.com/knock_knock_jokes.html
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Post by: lasersailor184 on December 11, 2006, 04:44:43 PM
The other day there was a Paranormal convention by me.  The keynote speaker saw that most people were nervous about being in such a setting, because to them, only wierdos really believed in that stuff.  So he decides to ease the mood with a joke before his speech.

He says over the microphone, "So, who here believes in ghosts?"  Pretty much everyone raises their hand.

He then says, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?"  About half the people raise their hand.

He then says, "Who here has ever touched a ghost?"  Maybe about 10 or 15 people raise their hands.

He then says with a laugh, "Ok!  Who here has ever had sex with a ghost?"  The crowd laughs, but one single guy way in the back of the room has his hand raised.  The keynote speaker is astonished and asks the guy to come up to the podium.

He says to him, "Sir, you've really had sex with a ghost?"

The man says, "Oh, GHOST!  I thought you said goat."
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Post by: Debonair on December 11, 2006, 06:02:30 PM
i'd hire a drummer & a laugh track if you're planning to work with knock knock joeks
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Post by: nirvana on December 11, 2006, 06:49:48 PM
:lol Laser
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Post by: Sandman on December 11, 2006, 11:45:52 PM
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Originally posted by JB88
post a knock knock joke if ya got one.  nephews comin, need some new material.


Okay... you start first. ;)
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Post by: ByeBye on December 11, 2006, 11:49:37 PM
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Originally posted by JB88
post a knock knock joke if ya got one.  nephews comin, need some new material.


Have your nephews knock on your door. It's like a really good joke when you open the door!


:lol Christ, I'm good.
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Post by: FiLtH on December 11, 2006, 11:51:53 PM
Knock knock


Who's there?


Death













Knock knock
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Post by: Blank on December 12, 2006, 03:07:04 AM
Best one is this:

you say to your nephew:

you: you wanna here a knock knock joke?

nephew: ok

you: ok you start:

nephew: err ok, Knock knock

you:  Who's there

nephew: ?


confuses the little fellas and you get to laugh at them to :-)
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Post by: DiabloTX on December 12, 2006, 03:34:19 AM
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Originally posted by Blank
Best one is this:

you say to your nephew:

you: you wanna here a knock knock joke?

nephew: ok

you: ok you start:

nephew: err ok, Knock knock

you:  Who's there

nephew: ?


confuses the little fellas and you get to laugh at them to :-)


:rofl   Good one!
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Post by: JB88 on December 12, 2006, 09:47:44 AM
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Originally posted by Blank
Best one is this:

you say to your nephew:

you: you wanna here a knock knock joke?

nephew: ok

you: ok you start:

nephew: err ok, Knock knock

you:  Who's there

nephew: ?


confuses the little fellas and you get to laugh at them to :-)


oh yah, that my favorite of all time...

cept i just go "say knock knock" and they'll go "knock knock"  and i'll say "who's there"

and then we laugh and i beat them within an inch of their little lives.  (beating  is = to serious tickling)  i love being the cool uncle who gets to live vicariously through them.

last time they came my sister almost came unglued when she found out that i let them drive the car down a dirt road on idle.  they are 5 and 7. thats when that begins i tell her.
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Post by: FiLtH on December 12, 2006, 09:51:49 AM
Aint it great being an Uncle? I have no kids but lots of nieces and a couple of nephews. I love to spoil em rotten and wind em up. Then they leave or I go home.
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Post by: Holden McGroin on December 12, 2006, 06:15:12 PM
So the bar owner says to the bartender, "you screwing the waitress?"

"No sir."

"OK then... You fire her."



(Yeah, I know its not a knock knock...how old is your nephew?)
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Post by: JB88 on December 12, 2006, 06:20:46 PM
:lol


5 and 7...er i think the oldest just turned 8...i'll have to save it for later.
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Post by: Debonair on December 12, 2006, 06:30:24 PM
knock knock

whos there?

the .gov

the .gov who?

the .gov whos gonna kick in ur door & shoot u if you dont give us all ur $$$s

this is my political protest knock knock joek:furious :furious :furious :furious :furious :noid :noid
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Post by: nickf620 on December 12, 2006, 06:44:41 PM
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Originally posted by JB88


cept i just go "say knock knock" and they'll go "knock knock"  and i'll say "who's there"

and then we laugh and i beat them within an inch of their little lives.  (beating  is = to serious tickling)  i love being the cool uncle who gets to live vicariously through them.

last time they came my sister almost came unglued when she found out that i let them drive the car down a dirt road on idle.  they are 5 and 7. thats when that begins i tell her.

omg
laughed so hard

didnt see that coming

bravo
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Post by: cav58d on December 12, 2006, 07:30:21 PM
What do you say to your jewish friend?????????

How VAAAAAAAA YA
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Post by: Angus on December 13, 2006, 01:58:12 AM
I used to think I was a Werewolf, but I'm okay Nooooouuuuuwwww :D
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Post by: JB88 on December 13, 2006, 02:09:00 AM
:lol

they'll love that one
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Post by: Ball on December 13, 2006, 02:18:50 AM
knock knock...

whos there...

Isabella...

Isabella who?

Isabella needed on this bike?
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Post by: Masherbrum on December 13, 2006, 12:20:27 PM
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Originally posted by cav58d
What do you say to your jewish friend?????????

How VAAAAAAAA YA


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