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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: DREDIOCK on December 11, 2006, 04:24:31 PM
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My Greetings from me to all of the O'club
The tree is decorated politically correct. As is the greeting so as not to offend anyone.
Happy...whatever ;)
Dred & Family
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Politically Correct Christmas Card
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishers.
This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).
Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of it.
This greeting is void where prohibited by law.
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Did you kill a live tree for your holiday pleasures? The tree in your picture looks live.
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Did you kill a live tree for your holiday pleasures? The tree in your picture looks live.
C'mon now!
Do I seem like the type of person that would kill?
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A thank you for your greeting will be forthcoming pending review by my attorneys.
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lmao Yup
there..Fixed
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
lmao Yup
there..Fixed
Listen Dre... Um, uh, yeah... Is it the onset of 2006?
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I'm offended by political correctness.
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I'm Politically Offended by Correctness... err wait I'm I'm Correctly Offended by Politics... wait that can't be right I'm running for Office...I was against it before I decided I was for it then I was against it.
There! I correctly offended a Politician!
Kerry Missed Us... err... Merry Christmas.
:D
Mac
opps almost forgot the purpose of my reply...
Merry and Happy Whatever to you Dred & Family also.
Mac & Family.
:)
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Originally posted by sluggish
Listen Dre... Um, uh, yeah... Is it the onset of 2006?
Damn!
Well Its too late to edit it anymore so y'all are just going to have to live with it
LOL
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Damn!
Well Its too late to edit it anymore so y'all are just going to have to live with it
LOL
Just gotta love them O'Club Bloopers!!!!
:rofl
Mac
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Damn!
Well Its too late to edit it anymore so y'all are just going to have to live with it
LOL
I am truly sorry that I have to admit that I derived pleasure from you mishap. It's still a great statement.
Merry Christmas.