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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: ByeBye on December 12, 2006, 10:42:34 PM
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Okay, so Im ripping off Howard Stern.
Name a celebrity who you feel will soon die. The winnner will get a custom Ford baseball cap.
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are you a celebrity?
:confused:
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I'll start this off. I think Evel Kneival will die very soon. It's off the wall and totally a guess.......but chit, that guy is old and has used up all his perks long ago.
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Jimmy Carter Maybe? Hugh Hephner? That guy who does the New Years Eve shows?
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Keith Richards
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My guess is Evel Knieval. That guy is older than dirt.
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Originally posted by CLW81Z
Jimmy Carter Maybe? Hugh Hephner? That guy who does the New Years Eve shows?
Both very dieable :D
Good choices.
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havent you already covered that one nuke?
:huh
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Liz Taylor
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how old is george herbert walker?
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I retract my first answer.
I'm going 180 degrees.
Paris Hilton.
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Hes old. Probably on up there with Carter.
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
I retract my first answer.
I'm going 180 degrees.
Paris Hilton.
nice move.
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I'm gonna guess Evel Knieval, and if not him, then I'll go with Evel Knievel as my second choice.... Unless that's already been taken. In that case, I'm thinking Evel Knieval is as good a candidate as any.
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Originally posted by Neubob
I'm gonna guess Evel Knieval, and if not him, then I'll go with Evel Knievel as my second choice.... Unless that's already been taken. In that case, I'm thinking Evel Knieval is as good a candidate as any.
he aint got nothin on evil kneivel though...that guys nearly toast already.
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
I retract my first answer.
I'm going 180 degrees.
Paris Hilton.
The other half of the dynamic duo is a better pick. (http://www.wmcstations.com/Global/story.asp?S=5799335)
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Originally posted by JB88
he aint got nothin on evil kneivel though...that guys nearly toast already.
I'll have to amend my answer then, to reflect this new information. My new answer is now........
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but wait...
lets say evil kneivel was in a cage fight against evil kneivel?
:confused:
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Originally posted by rpm
The other half of the dynamic duo is a better pick. (http://www.wmcstations.com/Global/story.asp?S=5799335)
Paris is burning.
On September 7, 2006 Hilton was arrested for investigation of driving under the influence, even though she claimed that she had just one margarita, and the high alcohol content in her blood was a result of having no time to eat during a long day while making a music video. Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m. in Hollywood. "The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was driving under the influence," Officer Isabella. Hilton's blood alcohol content was .08, California's limit. Hilton was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor DUI and released almost immediately due to the flood of photographers outside.
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Originally posted by JB88
but wait...
lets say evil kneivel was in a cage fight against evil kneivel?
:confused:
Depends, where is the cage located?
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Richie was set free on $15,000 bail. She was listed in her police report as being 5-foot-1 and 85 pounds.
:huh
Ok, I go with Richie now.
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Originally posted by Neubob
Depends, where is the cage located?
excellent question.
okay, lets up the ante here.
not only are they in a cage, but they are in a cage with richie and hilton. each of them posseses a tiny puppy with a diamond collar that the girls must capture before the party starts at madonna's house.
evil knievel one is wearing a blue jumpsuit, evil kneivel number two is in a red jumpsuit.
sigfried and roy are the commentators.
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Nuke would win.
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Richie was set free on $15,000 bail. She was listed in her police report as being 5-foot-1 and 85 pounds.
its pretty unusual for a usa potato to charge in pounds, so i guess she much noe sumthing about teh currency markets
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(http://pop.wizbangblog.com/images/2006/03/eddie-van-halen.jpg)
But teh chick iz hawt!1!1!!!
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Have to be at the fountains at Ceasar's Palace.
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Originally posted by Neubob
Nuke would win.
ah. yes. i hadnt considered that he might be doing the pre-game entertainment.
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Originally posted by JB88
ah. yes. i hadnt considered that he might be doing the pre-game entertainment.
Would he be allowed to install the astroturf between Paris Hilton's legs?
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Originally posted by Neubob
Would he be allowed to install the astroturf between Paris Hilton's legs?
Only if he video's it.
Man, think of the $$$$$$$.
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
Only if he video's it.
Man, think of the $$$$$$$.
We're talking a Nuke triple threat here... Director, Soundtrack and astroturf.
I, of course, will be collecting my 12.5%
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Originally posted by Neubob
Would he be allowed to install the astroturf between Paris Hilton's legs?
(http://augustbach.com/turf.jpg)
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According to the video, she prefers the "Brazilian".
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After decades of hamburgers, Michael Moore is surely due for a fatal heart attack. (or atleast I hope so)
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Ron Howard, George Lucas, Sophia Loren and Courtney Love.
(Cancer) (Heart Attack) (Natural Causes) (Overdose)
and Ted Kennedy.
(Family Reunion)
Tossed in Kennedy cuz everyone loves a dead Kennedy.
:D
Mac
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Ed McMahon
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Mickey Rooney
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Saw somewhere recently that Dick Clark was auctioning off a bunch of memorabilia, A sure sign of cashing in then cashing out.
So, my vote is for a dead Dick!!
Big Mickey
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larry king
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http://www.stiffs.com suggests that LBJ's old lady is a good bet if she lives out 2006
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Rotten Dead Pool Top Ten List;
1 Billy Graham
2 Jerry Lewis
3 Albert Hofmann
4 Osama bin Laden
5 Saddam Hussein
6 Abe Vigoda
7 Kirk Douglas
8 Fidel Castro
9 Gerald Ford
10 Courtney Love
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Saddam is a good candidate, cause he has been given a death sentence.
However, People with ropes around their necks don't always hang.
If he can string out his appeal until his 70th birthday (4/28/07) then iraqi law forbids his execution.
In iraq there are two types of people: those with a rope around their neck & septugenarians.
two mediocre candiates
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/MrsReaganMrT.jpg)
happy St. Lucia Day
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Charlton Heston
(mortally hit by a blind gunner) :D
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Originally posted by Debonair
Saddam is a good candidate, cause he has been given a death sentence.
However, People with ropes around their necks don't always hang.
If he can string out his appeal until his 70th birthday (4/28/07) then iraqi law forbids his execution.
In iraq there are two types of people: those with a rope around their neck & septugenarians.
two mediocre candiates
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/MrsReaganMrT.jpg)
happy St. Lucia Day
no kidding on the saddam thing? wow.
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Come on, have you ever known Deb to be a kidder?
He's serious, yo!
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
Come on, have you ever known Deb to be a kidder?
He's serious, yo!
true. hes an awfully solemn fellow isn't he...i just wish somtimes that he would spice up his posts with one or two emoticons from time to time...if only to show us that he hasnt died.
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Originally posted by JB88
true. hes an awfully solemn fellow isn't he...i just wish somtimes that he would spice up his posts with one or two emoticons from time to time...if only to show us that he hasnt DIED.
Well, he DOES qualify as a AH Celebrity, right?
"The Official AH Celebrity Death Poll"
:noid :O :noid :O :confused:
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Lindsay Lohan
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Andy Kaufman
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Originally posted by ByeBye
My guess is Evel Knieval. That guy is older than dirt.
Yeah but he's montanawegian. Those people eat venison and live to 100 or untill a tree falls on them.
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Elvis Presley, hes what about 75 now?
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Danny Bonaduce, his head will explode like that guy in the movie Scanners.
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1. George Bush.
2. George W Bush.
3. Jeb Bush.
The Bush family finally becomes the new Kennedy´s and goes extinct by the end of 2007.
Tex
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Peter Boyle
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i heard they brought him back to life
(http://videodetective.com/photos/006/000264_14.jpg)
:O :O :O :O :noid :noid :noid :aok :aok
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Evel Knievel
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Originally posted by RedDg
Peter Boyle
:noid
CHEATER!!
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Originally posted by Neubob
Evel Knievel
Kanye West is going to have him knocked off.
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in almost the form of a clue solution. Andy Dick, OD, smutty public restroom.
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Originally posted by Pooh21
in almost the form of a clue solution. Andy Dick, OD, smutty public restroom.
Evel Knievel, Evel Knieval, smutty public Evel Knieval.
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its not like evil kneivel wont just get up and walk away from death with a few fractures on his soul bob, i think you underestimate him.
;)
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After a lot of thought, I'm gonna go with Evel Knievel :aok
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why do i get this feeling that nuke has a cousin who works in a hospital?
:confused:
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Ex-president Ford would be my guess
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Keith Richards
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I think it would be great irony to see one of you guys kick the bucket before any of your "candidates." The more gruesome the demise, the better the irony.
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ALF
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
I retract my first answer.
I'm going 180 degrees.
Paris Hilton.
Geesh now you made it a wish list, if she died no one would care but her drug supplier.
BTW you need to get off the ferris wheel and go get some shrimp at Joe's..... watch for the train :rofl
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Dave Pro
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Originally posted by Rolex
I think it would be great irony to see one of you guys kick the bucket before any of your "candidates." The more gruesome the demise, the better the irony.
Why would that be ironic? We are not celebrites and most of us are aware that we could die at any time.
maybe you just meant that you think it would be funny. I don't see what would be ironic about it.
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Rolex wishes to see us all dead :confused: :( :cry
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The definition of irony is not that esoteric. It's an unexpected circumstance connected to an event. Do I have to spell out the event and the unexpected circumstance, or do you think you can figure that part out for yourself?
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Originally posted by Rolex
The definition of irony is not that esoteric. It's an unexpected circumstance connected to an event. Do I have to spell out the event and the unexpected circumstance, or do you think you can figure that part out for yourself?
Like I said, everybody here knows that he or she could die at any moment... not so unexpected a circumstance or event.
And the definition of irony is not limited to an unexpected circumstance connected to an event.
There are many definitions and uses of irony. Verbal, dramatic, sarcasim. None of which would fit your attempted use of it.
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Originally posted by Rolex
The definition of irony is not that esoteric. It's an unexpected circumstance connected to an event. Do I have to spell out the event and the unexpected circumstance, or do you think you can figure that part out for yourself?
It would be even more ironic if you died, quite gruesomely, while explaining the definition of irony in regards to our dying, gruesomely, prior to and more gruesomely than our respective candidate(s). Where do we go from here?
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Has Rolex bailed from this thread.... kind of like the glass CD embarrassment?
How esoterical!
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Your puerile ways don't affect me, Nuke. ;)
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How childish.
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I think Rolex has been listening to too much Alanis Morrissette...
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Originally posted by sluggish
I think Rolex has been listening to too much Alanis Morrissette...
I don't listen to her, sluggish, so I don't understand. You don't need to explain, though. I sense it was intended as a demeaning or insulting remark. Thanks! :)
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Originally posted by Rolex
I don't listen to her, sluggish, so I don't understand. You don't need to explain, though. I sense it was intended as a demeaning or insulting remark. Thanks! :)
Not really. She just sings a song called 'Ironic'.
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Originally posted by uptown
Ex-president Ford would be my guess
we have a winner.
:(
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Originally posted by cav58d
After decades of hamburgers, Michael Moore is surely due for a fatal heart attack. (or atleast I hope so)
everyone hopes
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I see he was PNGed, but how was this NOT skuzzified???
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At long last, watching Fox News channel has paid off!!!! Do I get any perk points?:huh
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the deep satisfaction that comes from participating in the thread of a dead guy.
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Good grief,
How many times can nuke get banned from the bbs??? Don't tell me he's trying to be the American counterpart to beetle........:huh
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Wow the Ford one was good guess................
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Originally posted by JB88
are you a celebrity?
:confused:
No, he's been PNG'd. :rofl
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Needed corrections to this thread:
"Ripping off Howard Stern" ByeBye? I think not. Death Pools have been around a lot longer than he has.
Keith Richards died in 1972, DiabloTX. He's just the result of "better living through chemistry".
Paris Hilton? What's the "half life" on plastics anyway these days?
Dick Clark.... think there was a FarSide cartoon years ago about Dick Clark suddenly aging 50 years over a few moments of time while hosting New Years celebrations. That, or someone will walk up to him, carrying a sword, and saying something about "There can be only one!"
Lady Bird has been on my Brother's Death Pool list for 5 years now. Every year is her last it seems. She was last seen publicly in October.
Saddam Hussein ... not sure if someone given a death sentence and 30 days to live (or less) can be put on a Dead Pool.
Sixpence..."Andy Kaufman".... just a little late with that pick......22 years or so.....
But a moot point..... uptown, as far as I can tell, takes the pool with his bet of President Ford.
Good thing the thread did not specify a celeb to die in 2007.
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Originally posted by Neubob
I'm gonna guess Evel Knieval, and if not him, then I'll go with Evel Knievel as my second choice.... Unless that's already been taken. In that case, I'm thinking Evel Knieval is as good a candidate as any.
About 14 years ago we shot an infomercial with Evil in it. At 8 o'clock in the morning, the man had to throw down 4 beers before he would be coherent.
He was also in constant pain from all his injuries.
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No doubt in MY mind
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Originally posted by Rolex
I don't listen to her, sluggish, so I don't understand. You don't need to explain, though. I sense it was intended as a demeaning or insulting remark. Thanks! :)
Rolex,how did you come up with the name?or choose the name?
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Im going for Saddam Huessain, and Bin Laden.
Put me down for Nicole Richi, and one of the olson twins!!
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Chuck Yeager..yes Mr. invincible should be augerin in the big sky of life here soon. But we can carry on his legacy with....Chuck Yeager Facts...a spin off of the popular Chuck Norris Facts....hmmmmm
1) Chuck Yeager doesn't need a plane to Boom n Zoom.
2) Chuck Yeager doesn't check 6...6 checks Chuck Yeager.
3) Chuck Yeager eats 50 cals for breakfast.....craps A- bombs.
4) Chuck Yeager doesn't die...he goes to heaven to regroup.
5) Chuck Yeagers Alt restrictions are set by god..."stop buzzin the pearly gates Chuck"....wakes god up in the A.M.
6) Chuck Yeager is god.
etc.etc.etc.
May This never come true, but what do i win if it does?
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) Chuck Yeager doesn't check 6...6 checks Chuck Yeager.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Castro
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
Keith Richards
he died in 1978 that is his corpse that they did the zombie thing on and now the band manager controlls him from offstage.
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Saddam by 10 pm EST tonight.Happy new year :aok
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Originally posted by DrDea
Saddam by 10 pm EST tonight.Happy new year :aok
AMF, have a nice trip.
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Man, those Muslums getter done quick!!!
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lol Ford and Saddam in the Same Week? Unreal!