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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Guppy35 on December 13, 2006, 12:54:26 AM
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....that the changes in AH are all my fault and the fault of a secret plan cooked up by the Aces High P38 Pilot's Association.
I was informed, while reading a thread that I hadn't even replied to, that along with AKAK, I needed to take off my biased glasses and to stop being so high and mighty.
I was humbled to realize that the word had slipped out that it was us that caused Hitech and company to modify the game.
With that in mind, I called an emergency meeting of the Aces High P38 Pilot's Association, where the decision was made to call off the plan for the sake of the AH Community.
To that end I have asked AKAK to unlock all of HTC's assests that he'd frozen through some brilliant computer trickery. You are free to go about your business without our interference.
Hitech, you will be glad to know that your relatives have been released. Silat, who was in charge of the kidnapping part of the plan stated that they were all in good health and on thier way home. He did say that Murdr was a bit disappointed though.
Skuzzy, you will be glad to know that Raptor and Soulyss have returned your computer and will say nothing to anyone about the 'images' stored on said machine. The cash you sent will be returned to you as well and we'll say nothing more.
Pyro, I'd like to apologize for ever suggesting a clipped wing Spitfire and using the LFXVIe designation instead of the LFIXe. I know you've taken an extraordinary amount of grief for this, and for that I am sorry.
From this point forward, the 38 pilots of AH intend to be very serious about the game. We will practice bombing and shooting rockets and will only allow ourselves 2 turns after the merge.
We will HO on every opportunity as well as carry full fuel and 2 drop tanks. We also promise to never fly over 5K. Any missions flown can call for us at anytime to escort them or to take on the flak guns for them.
Winning the war will be our only goal.
I again apologize for taking control of Aces High and sending it down the wrong path. I hope Hitech, that you can undo the damage that the 38 pilots of Aces High have caused.
Excuse me now, while I go sit in the corner..........
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I know the rest of the sordid story, being a part of the small little junta of auto bots with their office visits and phone calls, but I'm curious about the images on Skuzzy's machine. They're of the fatter Olsen twin, aren't they?
I fear they might be of furball, but he looks just like the fatter one anyway.
Reason the BK's nearly broke up. Whole thing's kind of creepy to begin with. I hope they all rot in a central american prison.
Oh, and you're a fun nazi, guppy. Ruined a perfectly good internet chat room with airplanes. Hope you're pleased.
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Originally posted by hubsonfire
I know the rest of the sordid story, being a part of the small little junta of auto bots with their office visits and phone calls, but I'm curious about the images on Skuzzy's machine. They're of the fatter Olsen twin, aren't they?
I fear they might be of furball, but he looks just like the fatter one anyway.
Reason the BK's nearly broke up. Whole thing's kind of creepy to begin with. I hope they all rot in a central american prison.
Oh, and you're a fun nazi, guppy. Ruined a perfectly good internet chat room with airplanes. Hope you're pleased.
you said it not me.
i just clarified the perception of your rather idiotic statement.
(notice i called the statement idiotic as opposed to the idiot who wrote it)
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:rofl
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Looks like he came to his senses just in time!!
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38 pilots should be ashamed of them selves.............. dispicable behaviour!
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Ummmm I didnt get the message to release the hostages...............
I received a note that said:
+Silut this is Corkie. Dunt wrelis the hustajes. Kept thim bellybutton lung as ewe wawnt..
Corkie
I suspected it might be from Dale but need your verification that you didnt send it..............
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Great, now that Guppy's cover is blown I'll have to go back in hiding.
Know any good places to avoid being hunted by hordemonger agents?
ps) Zounds, Silat!
That message is even more difficult to decipher than the Enigma code.
Only one man on this Earth uses such complicated cryptography - the
message MUST be from Hitech.
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Frankly Gup, I'm getting tired of this. Next time this happens I am reducing your octane by 50%.....yeah, now try to fly them twin tailed thingies.:mad:
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Originally posted by Guppy35
....We also promise to never fly over 5K.
Thats much too high Dan, bring it down to 1k so we can just shoot ya from the ack guns
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Excuse me now, while I go sit in the corner.......
We shall not forgive and not forget!
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Guppy ... I think that it is time for you and your P-38 ilk to pack up your tents and leave ... you guys are ruining the game for me and thousands of others.
I dislike the game so much now, and with my drop in hours online, I am forced to spend my time with my friends, wife, children, and grand-children and deal with real life.
My daughter was visiting the other day and was carrying a child ... I said ... who is that? She told me that he was my grandson, Gordon, and that he was 2 years old ... DOH !!! ... now I have to deal with him and everyone else in my life cause you made AH suxxor !!!
Thanks a lot ... you P-38 BASTAGES !!!!!!!!!!!
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and what about all the scotch blockade in grapvine? do you still want me on that?
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Originally posted by SlapShot
Guppy ... I think that it is time for you and your P-38 ilk to pack up your tents and leave ... you guys are ruining the game for me and thousands of others.
I dislike the game so much now, and with my drop in hours online, I am forced to spend my time with my friends, wife, children, and grand-children and deal with real life.
My daughter was visiting the other day and was carrying a child ... I said ... who is that? She told me that he was my grandson, Gordon, and that he was 2 years old ... DOH !!! ... now I have to deal with him and everyone else in my life cause you made AH suxxor !!!
Thanks a lot ... you P-38 BASTAGES !!!!!!!!!!!
You're right Slappy, I was so bored with the game the other day, I got up from my computer with disgust after another ruined night because of Guppy and his P-38 buddies. Walked into the living room and theres a Christmas Tree. Where the heck did that come from??! :furious Now I gotta go buy christmas presents, again, I just did that last year :mad:
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umm I just want to reiterate... I had nothing to do with this.
Can I keep my high octane fuel :cry
Lew don't forget I need that rope back, you can keep all the purple Barney dew rags. Thanks
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Originally posted by pluck
and what about all the scotch blockade in grapvine? do you still want me on that?
SON-OF-A *BLEEEEP*
Your plan has backfired Dan. I was wondering why the bribe scotch had not reached HT. I was informed that it could not be delivered and would be shipped to me instead. Do you have any idea how long it's going to take me to drink 200 bottles of scotch? That and you have ruined plans to bring the Mk XII to AH.
I now formally ask to be informed on such plans in advanced so i can plan accordingly.
*Sitting surrounded in Scotch bottles*
Bronk
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Hub, please pass the word to end the crank phone calls to Skuzzy. I forgot to mention that. I can't comment on the images, suffice to say you are on the right track.
Vast, yes we do have to release the Scotch blockade. I'm sorry about that. I know what it meant to the guys to have to hold the line on that. Maybe the 38 drivers will fly a little less crooked now.
Phan, can you please put away the Hitech and Pyro Voodoo dolls.
Bronk, hang on to those 200 bottles. I'm working on the other 200. We'll have to lay low for a while though.
Btw Skuzzy? You no longer have to say you tripped over the cord, when the arenas go down. I will stop that practice as well as part of my new found enlightenment.
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No way, I'm having fun. Skuzzy thinks he's got an Olsen twin holding on line 2.
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The curse of Operation Candy Mountain I guess.
OK hub, I'm sure hitech won't mind if you torture Skuzzy a bit longer.
We'll have to give Pyro his kidney back however :)
Charlieeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
Shun the disbelievers!!!!!!!!!
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.....and all along I thought RESmith was fessing up.....
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
.....and all along I thought RESmith was fessing up.....
Nah. Yukon had him hypnotized. We were just using him for a distraction. Figured that folks would get so bent out of shape about his K/D they wouldn't see what we were up to.
Curses! Foiled again!
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Originally posted by Guppy35
Nah. Yukon had him hypnotized. We were just using him for a distraction. Figured that folks would get so bent out of shape about his K/D they wouldn't see what we were up to.
Curses! Foiled again!
:rofl
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Originally posted by Silat
Ummmm I didnt get the message to release the hostages...............
I received a note that said:
+Silut this is Corkie. Dunt wrelis the hustajes. Kept thim bellybutton lung as ewe wawnt..
Corkie
I suspected it might be from Dale but need your verification that you didnt send it..............
:rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by hubsonfire
No way, I'm having fun. Skuzzy thinks he's got an Olsen twin holding on line 2.
Actually, I know it is you Hub, but you sound soooo cute. I just want to be careful so as not to upset Stang or Furby,...or was it Grits? Maybe all three from the way you are talking to me. :)
I just want to know why there are fingerprints all over my images now? Especially the one of Bertha the Sheep. She was the model for one of the CON missions. Now she has fingerprints all over her. Buncha pervs! :D
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Actually, I know it is you Hub, but you sound soooo cute. I just want to be careful so as not to upset Stang or Furby,...or was it Grits? Maybe all three from the way you are talking to me. :)
I just want to know why there are fingerprints all over my images now? Especially the one of Bertha the Sheep. She was the model for one of the CON missions. Now she has fingerprints all over her. Buncha pervs! :D
Points at --------> Raptor
He can't help himself :)
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hmmmm, well unfortunate thing about the scotch.....i knew about the 200 that got back to bronk, it's in my report. what isn't in my report is that there was a tragic accident, and somehow all the bottles went from full to empty. oddly many people in the area have glassy eyes and slurred speech, and are making "cheers" like motions toward me......just can't figure it out, please send more of the 80th to investigate, and more scotch. maybe we can flush out the people who may have done this!
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Originally posted by Silat
+Silut this is Corkie. Dunt wrelis the hustajes. Kept thim bellybutton lung as ewe wawnt..
Corkie
I suspected it might be from Dale but need your verification that you didnt send it..............
I think I just coughed up a lung from that laugh.
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Originally posted by pluck
hmmmm, well unfortunate thing about the scotch.....i knew about the 200 that got back to bronk, it's in my report. what isn't in my report is that there was a tragic accident, and somehow all the bottles went from full to empty. oddly many people in the area have glassy eyes and slurred speech, and are making "cheers" like motions toward me......just can't figure it out, please send more of the 80th to investigate, and more scotch. maybe we can flush out the people who may have done this!
I think some adjusting of the inventory is in order. Shouldn't be a problem :)
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It was a brilliant plan Corky and we almost pulled it off. It would have made the BK's MOAT look like rank amature stuff.
And the part of the plan that had Murdr and Silat posting as RESmith and President was brilliant! They had everyone looking the other way, definitely a master stroke of genius.
Ummm...there is a slight problem with HT's assets though. He seems to have less money now than what he had when I seized them.
Well I'm off, going to take a ride in my brand new Porsche and drive by my new house. Think I'll go to Hawaii tomorrow now that I've recently came into a lot of money.
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Airscrew
Thats much too high Dan, bring it down to 1k so we can just shoot ya from the ack guns
We also vow to fly with full flaps and gear extended. Also anyone flying the L model will find their dive flaps have been welded in the down position.
As for the fingerprints all over skuzzy's original pictures, I do not know where those came from. I copied the images from skuzzy's hard drive and saved them in the 80th database for.. future references.
I assure all of you, the 80th Headhunters are currently investigating any and all empty scotch bottles. There is insufficient data at the moment to have any real leads. Our best hope is to track the next case of scotch sent to HTC. PM me if you plan on sending any alcoholic substances to HTC, I will secure a tracking device in the crate for efficient interception... tracking.
Operation Candy Mountain will continue as scheduled, prepare the "Leoploradon"
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Not that! Anything but that! The consequences could be catastrophic!
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shhhhh! keep it on the squad forum!
:noid
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The Alamo shall never fall, even if it is all we have left!!!!!
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Actually, I know it is you Hub, but you sound soooo cute. I just want to be careful so as not to upset Stang or Furby,...or was it Grits? Maybe all three from the way you are talking to me. :)
He's all used up now, he has been passed down to Superdud.
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I'm not touchin' this with a ten foot pole............
Have a nice day
:noid