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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Murdr on December 13, 2006, 06:10:07 PM
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mussie and I had a pretty good thread going last year. So I'll kick this off by posting some classics, and see if any of you creative people have anything to add this year.
Originally posted 12-24-2003 09:36 PM
T'was the night before christmas, In HTC's house
Not a stick was stiring, not even a mouse.
The GV's were guarding the VH with care
In the hopes that pork-augerdweebs soon would be there.
The La-dweebs where nestled all snug in their beds.
While fluffers dreamed visions of bombing tool sheds.
With Raiders in vulch mode, and I at High cap.
Had just settled into reseting the map.
When on channel 2 arose such a chatter,
we brought up our clipboards to see what was the matter.
Red dots were approching HQ as it flashed.
No doubt we should head there before it gets smashed.
We vectored our flight to intercept course.
While Komets were scrambled to strenghthen our force.
On radar green met with the cluster of red.
No doubt when we get there they all will be dead.
Range channel got active as we moved in to vis.
"The icon says sleigh? What's that mean? What gives?"
"I got E Im moving to shoot"
"He rammed me the dweeb"
"Whats a R-S?"
"Reindeer Chute"
We moved into con range, only to learn.
Hes, dropping not bombs, but supplies fell astern.
He fired not a shot, but went on with his work,
Released all supplies; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up to 30k he rose;
But I heard him exclaim, ere he warped out of sight,
"Merry Christmas you dweebs...Oh, and learn how to fight"
Merry Christmas from the 479th Raiders!
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Originally posted by Murdr
Jinking too and fro
In a one prop 38
Through the ack we go
Dodging all the way
Hurri starts to roll
I aim a little right
Oh what fun it is to vulch
With rockets everynight
Rocket rails, rocket rails
Launching all the way
Oh what fun it is to vulch
In a crippled thirty-eight
:D
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Originally posted by Murdr
On my first nightly login, the MA gave to me
Tweleve Lockvins Ho'ing
Eleven stangs a running
Ten Wulfs a picking
Nine BKs vulching
Eight Lancs a diving
Seven porked airfields
Six "niki's" warping
Five..........auger dweebs
Four puffy acks
Three head - ons
Two gang bangs
And a bill from Aehhch-Tee-Seee
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hehe
Murdr you old dog... I was just thinking of last years thread the other day... found my self singing AH Xmas songs... got some strange looks too..
let me see what I can dig up
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Awaiting in the que ,
no place for a flightttttt
The lil lord HT
made changes he likedddddddddd
The squaddies are flying
In tower Im tiedddddddd
The balance means nothing
its just about the fightssssss
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Originally posted by mussie Dec 2005
Twas the night before Christmas, when through the MA.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a BK.
Nik’s were hung by the there props in mid air.
In hopes that HT soon would be there.
The drunks were nestled all snug in their beds,
As visions of map rooms danced in their heads.
While Doobs in his Dora and I in my Yak were Flying at A1 providing a CAP.
When out of the hanger there arose such a clatter.
I dove from up Hi to see what was the matter.
Down to the deck I flew like a flash.
Tore open the throttle threw up the flaps.
When out of the hanger what should appear,
But a miniature Slay, and eight tinny reindeer.
Yes I tried to vulch, I tried to shoot, but he must have had Ratos to take off that quick.
I was all out of E and in a flat spin.
I heard a check six and lost my left wing.
As I bailed from my yak and yanked on the cord.
I heard him on vox giving his ords....
"Now Pyro! now, Rosie! now, Super and Nate!
Quick, Skuzzy! and Sudz, before its to late….
As I look down from my silken life vest.
My eyes grew wide and my heart it did raced
For on the runways North South and West.
They spawned in things from HT toy chest.
An Armoured sheep with guns on its back,
An Octopus with eight puffy acks,
Godzilla was there, but he needed no guns.
His roar was so loud I dirtied my buns…
Then at Co-Alt, a flying PT and that was enough for poor old me…
I reached for the keyboard, I typed “slash dot e f”
I tired to hit enter, tried to escape, but someone got me perhaps it was Nate.
The last thing I saw was the back of the slay, as HT chased Doobs, into the fray.
I was lucky to see it as HT flew by a small label that said
“Yo Daddy Superfly”
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Originally posted by mussie Dec 2005
Sung To The Tune Of Oh Xmas Tree
Oh 163 Oh 163.
You make short work of lancs for me.
Flying high up in the sky.
To raid our HQ they do fly.
By Your 30 mils they die.
To their wings they kiss goodbye.
Oh 163 Oh 163.
I whish you were perk point free.
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LOL Those are good.
I will see if I can get my wife to sing a some of these. She did a few years ago for something someone posted. Can't recall what it was. :)
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Anything for the cause :)
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:lol those are pretty good.
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Originally posted by RedTop
Awaiting in the que ,
no place for a flightttttt
The lil lord HT
made changes he likedddddddddd
The squaddies are flying
In tower Im tiedddddddd
The balance means nothing
its just about the fightssssss
Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
RedTops a whiner lacking a clue.
He hijacks a thread full of christmas cheer,
to spout more crap none want to hear.
:noid
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Zeros blowing in the open skyyyyyyy
LaLa's zipping past your nose
Spit16's being flown by the dweebs
and Niki's dressed up in big red O's
Everybody knowssssssssssss
A Pony and some altitudeeeeee
Makes a picking as they flyyyyyyy
Big ole jugs with thier wings loded up
begging to be shot by 109'ssssss
And soooooo We fly in the virtual skiesssssss
Shooting everything we seeeeee
All tho its been said....
Many times many ways.....
LEARN some ACM......you dweeeeeeeeebbbbbbbbbb
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"Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
RedTops a whiner lacking a clue.
He hijacks a thread full of christmas cheer,
to spout more crap none want to hear."
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by RedTop
Zeros blowing in the open skyyyyyyy
LaLa's zipping past your nose
Spit16's being flown by the dweebs
and Niki's dressed up in big red O's
Everybody knowssssssssssss
A Pony and some altitudeeeeee
Makes a picking as they flyyyyyyy
Big ole jugs with thier wings loded up
begging to be shot by 109'ssssss
And soooooo We fly in the virtual skiesssssss
Shooting everything we seeeeee
All tho its been said....
Many times many ways.....
LEARN some ACM......you dweeeeeeeeebbbbbbbbbb
REDTOP... WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SING THAT TO....
Its not silent NIGHTHAWK
Its not KRUSTY the snowman
So which tune should I use.....
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Sing to the tune of "Little Drummer Boy"
Tool shedders come and fly with me and
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
To kill the furballers game we
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
We'll fly to the enemy's HQ and
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
Because that is just what we do
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, BOMB
You want to take a base you
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
Make sure you hit the VH
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
Kill that GV at the spawn place go
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
Shoot the fighters in the face while you
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
High altitude is the place to
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
Be sure to calibrate when you
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
I hate getting shot when I'm trying to
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
HiTech rocks for giving us a place to
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
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Originally posted by Dr1337
Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
RedTops a whiner lacking a clue.
He hijacks a thread full of christmas cheer,
to spout more crap none want to hear.
:noid
so ironic,
seeing as his song was actaully a christmas song and not a personal attack.
:furious :aok
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Originally posted by Dr1337
Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
RedTops a whiner lacking a clue.
He hijacks a thread full of christmas cheer,
to spout more crap none want to hear.
:noid
:mad:,
behave or santa won't come.
:rolleyes:
to tune of 'silent night'
'Roook 'o' naught,
'Roook 'o' naught,
'come down here to my typhh- ie'
'stop h-u-ugging all of that alt'
'Ho-o-ing dweeb,
'Ho-o-ing dweeb,
'learn to turn that 'e-lgayy'
'ouch ouch, down i gooo'
Le-a-arn to turn,
Le-a-arn to turn,
'please stop cherry pickiiiing
Use the 'e-e-xxxxxx' axis for once.
not very good,
just made up now,
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Originally posted by mussie
REDTOP... WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SING THAT TO....
Its not silent NIGHTHAWK
Its not KRUSTY the snowman
So which tune should I use.....
Mussie:
I think it's "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"
(BTW, it just occurred to me...that title ought to make most guys vaguely uncomfortable, and most feminists pretty satisfied)
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You are all mooks, just to clarify.
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Originally posted by Laurie
so ironic,
seeing as his song was actaully a christmas song and not a personal attack.
:furious :aok
Oh really? LOL did you read it? It sounded like a rant about current events in AH. Must have been MY mistake. I cant imagine how I ever could have mistaken that for a whine.
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Redtops song is chestnuts roasting on an open rudolph the rednosed reindeer.
It goes from the xmas song right into rudolph...WeIrD or wEiRd.
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Originally posted by Dr1337
Oh really? LOL did you read it? It sounded like a rant about current events in AH. Must have been MY mistake. I cant imagine how I ever could have mistaken that for a whine.
everyone is allowed to have opinoin a game.
making personal attacks is a different matter my friend.
you took it up a level, he just criticised a game, not you.
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The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
Hitech did code for me:
A Pony with bubble canopy.
On the second day of Christmas
Hitech did code for me:
Two Midwar Spits
And a Pony with bubble canopy.
On the third day of Christmas
Hitech did code for me:
Three 109's,
Two Midwar Spits
And a Pony with bubble canopy.
On the fourth day of Christmas
Hitech did code for me:
Four Corsairs,
Three 109's,
Two Midwar Spits
And a Pony with bubble canopy.
On the fifth day of Christmas
Hitech did code for me:
Five Butcher Birds,
Four Corsairs,
Three 109's,
Two Midwar Spits
And a Pony with bubble canopy.
On the sixth day of Christmas
Hitech did code for me:
Six buff formations,
Five Butcher Birds,
Four Corsairs,
Three 109's,
Two Midwar Spits
And a Pony with bubble canopy.
On the seventh day of Christmas
Hitech did code for me:
Seven fleets out cruising,
Six buff formations,
Five Butcher Birds,
Four Corsairs,
Three 109's,
Two Midwar Spits
And a Pony with bubble canopy.
On the eighth day of Christmas
Hitech did code for me:
Eight spawns for milking,
Seven fleets out cruising,
Six buff formations,
Five Butcher Birds,
Four Corsairs,
Three 109's,
Two Midwar Spits
And a Pony with bubble canopy.
On the ninth day of Christmas
Hitech did code for me:
Nine LA-7s,
Eight spawns for milking,
Seven fleets out cruising,
Six buff formations,
Five Butcher Birds,
Four Corsairs,
Three 109's,
Two Midwar Spits
And a Pony with bubble canopy.
On the tenth day of Christmas
Hitech did code for me:
Ten troops a jumping,
Nine LA-7s,
Eight spawns for milking,
Seven fleets out cruising,
Six buff formations,
Five Butcher Birds,
Four Corsairs,
Three 109's,
Two Midwar Spits
And a Pony with bubble canopy.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Hitech did code for me:
Eleven Fork-tailed Devils,
Ten troops a jumping,
Nine LA-7s,
Eight spawns for milking,
Seven fleets out cruising,
Six buff formations,
Five Butcher Birds,
Four Corsairs,
Three 109's,
Two Midwar Spits
And a Pony with bubble canopy.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Hitech did code for me:
Twelve Hurricanes,
Eleven Fork-tailed Devils,
Ten troops a jumping,
Nine LA-7s,
Eight spawns for milking,
Seven fleets out cruising,
Six buff formations,
Five Butcher Birds,
Four Corsairs,
Three 109's,
Two Midwar Spits
And a Pony with bubble canopy.
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Originally posted by Guppy35
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:aok
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Originally posted by Laurie
everyone is allowed to have opinoin a game.
making personal attacks is a different matter my friend.
you took it up a level, he just criticised a game, not you.
Lets see..he refers to HT as a lord doing what he wants with no regard for what anyone else thinks. Thats pretty personal IMO. So he was OFF TOPIC and he was making personal attacks. Anyway, I will stop because i don't wanna hijack this thread any more.
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RIGHT EVERYONE LISTEN....
THIS IS A XMAS THREAD....
CAN WE ALL BE CIVIL...
IF WE CANT PLAY NICE I AM GOING TO KNOCK SANTA OFF AND NO ONE WILL GET ANYTHING PERIOD...
Golly-geeIT I THOUGHT MY KIDS WERE BAD...
NO MORE FLAMES IN THIS THREAD PLEASE...
ok rant over lets get back to the spirit of xmas preferably 100 proof....
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Oh and FLS...
I aint read through it yet but that look like a dam good post