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Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 13, 2006, 10:43:46 PM
I'm starting this thread so as not to Hijack jb88's Culero thread anymore.

Dave Pro is a worthless human being, and uses his status as a grounds manager at a wildlife reserve to score chicks. I hope he falls off his mountain bike(with its aftermarket rear and front shocks) and breaks his ankle, or worse.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Mark Luper on December 13, 2006, 10:46:18 PM
Did he steal a girlfriend from you?

Just wondering what caused all the hatred.

Mark
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 13, 2006, 10:51:29 PM
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Originally posted by Mark Luper
Did he steal a girlfriend from you?

Just wondering what caused all the hatred.

Mark


No. He made me work in the rain and lift many bags of birdseed, and always rounded down the number of hours I worked. One time, while using a hydraulic log-splitter, he almost cost me my hand. He was also generally unpleasant to be around.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Mark Luper on December 13, 2006, 11:03:18 PM
I can see that, I would probably have reacted the same way.

Mark
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 13, 2006, 11:08:36 PM
Well then, perhaps you will add a Dave Pro quote to your sig-line ?
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: JB88 on December 13, 2006, 11:09:55 PM
aren't you are only giving him more power by doing so.


:confused:
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 13, 2006, 11:15:41 PM
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Originally posted by JB88
aren't you are only giving him more power by doing so.


:confused:



Well, as his nemesis, I believe that it is my mythologically-mandated moral imparative to periodically put him up on a pedestal, wait as the hubris builds, and then, just as he starts to think that his dominance is assured, vanquish him yet again... It is a vicious cycle.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: JB88 on December 13, 2006, 11:17:03 PM
now see...THAT is sig material  

:lol
Title: Re: Dave Pro
Post by: rpm on December 13, 2006, 11:21:14 PM
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Originally posted by Neubob
I'm starting this thread so as not to Hijack jb88's Culero thread anymore.

Dave Pro is a worthless human being, and uses his status as a grounds manager at a wildlife reserve to score chicks.
Jeebus, what caliber of chicks can he score as "grounds manager" at a wildlife reserve? PETA wannabees with fuzzy legs? You need to recalibrate your sights.
Title: Re: Re: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 13, 2006, 11:22:21 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
Jeebus, what caliber of chicks can he score as "grounds manager"? PETA wannabees with fuzzy legs? You need to recalibrate your sights.


Centerville Delaware isn't much of a metropolis.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: rpm on December 13, 2006, 11:24:31 PM
Just beacuse the local lake is contaminated does'nt mean I'm goin skinny dipping.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 13, 2006, 11:28:29 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
Just beacuse the local lake is contaminated does'nt mean I'm goin skinny dipping.


I'm not sure that makes sense.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Dave Pro
Post by: rpm on December 13, 2006, 11:38:56 PM
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Originally posted by Neubob
Centerville Delaware isn't much of a metropolis.
Rephrased. Just because I'm in Centerville, Delaware doesn't mean I'm screwing an ugly chick from there.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 13, 2006, 11:40:04 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
Rephrased. Just because I'm in Centerville, Delaware means I'm screwing an ugly chick from there.


ah
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dave Pro
Post by: rpm on December 13, 2006, 11:41:20 PM
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Originally posted by Neubob
ah
Give the edit a chance...
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 13, 2006, 11:42:15 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
Give the edit a chance...


No, I got the gist, I think. Wasn't being sarcastic.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: rpm on December 14, 2006, 12:11:26 AM
Hell, depending on the hour and BAC, I'm subject to violate any standard wherever I am.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Mark Luper on December 14, 2006, 12:13:17 AM
Neubob,

I won't add Dave Pro to my sig line because I have just got tired of fighting windmills.

I need a better objective ;)

Mark
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 14, 2006, 12:16:05 AM
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Originally posted by Mark Luper
Neubob,

I won't add Dave Pro to my sig line because I have just got tired of fighting windmills.

I need a better objective ;)

Mark


I see... BTW, I always wanted to know, where did you get your screenname?
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: rpm on December 14, 2006, 12:18:04 AM
Alex, I'll take Obvious for $1000
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 14, 2006, 12:20:25 AM
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Originally posted by rpm
Alex, I'll take Obvious for $1000


I also wanted to know about the avatar.

PS: how did you know my name was Alex?
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Debonair on December 14, 2006, 12:44:59 AM
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1054_1166078625_neufloats.gif) <---- lol i just made that
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: JB88 on December 14, 2006, 12:48:15 AM
(whistles dixie)
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Debonair on December 14, 2006, 12:57:11 AM
well, i maybe not b all pro & own@photoshops liek u r, but ti is a pretty go0d try i thinks

im more of an idea man

u like music?
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: rpm on December 14, 2006, 12:58:33 AM
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Originally posted by Neubob
I also wanted to know about the avatar.

PS: how did you know my name was Alex?


Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?  He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

P.S. Baby Jesus told me.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: JB88 on December 14, 2006, 01:05:15 AM
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Originally posted by Debonair
well, i maybe not b all pro & own@photoshops liek u r, but ti is a pretty go0d try i thinks

im more of an idea man

u like music?


oh. i wasnt doing that for you, i was doing it because i had nothing to add.

i like music yes, but there is no way in hell that u or anyone else is gonna get me to listen to bye bye.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Mark Luper on December 14, 2006, 02:00:08 AM
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Originally posted by Neubob
I see... BTW, I always wanted to know, where did you get your screenname?


Neubob,

I was one of the second wave of alpha testers for this game. When it went beta most of the alpha testers added AT to the end of their call sign to signify they could answer questions on how to play the game. My call sign was Mark, my middle name.  It all stands for Mark, Alpha Tester.

I remember answering a lot of questions back then:)

It was good though, I enjoyed seeing everybody having fun with it.

Mark
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 14, 2006, 02:08:31 AM
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Originally posted by rpm
Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?  He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

P.S. Baby Jesus told me.


Dr. Strangelove

PS: Debonair, you've lost it. I'm really telling, this time.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: DiabloTX on December 14, 2006, 04:57:24 AM
Look up.

Wayyyy up.

See that jet at about 35k?

That this thread to me.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Airscrew on December 14, 2006, 08:52:10 AM
I started reading this thread and thought I had something to add to it, something meaningful, or perhaps a humorous and witty anecdote.    But now I've reached the end and ... its just blank, like a vacuum... I seem to have lost my way... I mean, I'm reading along and all of a sudden RPM is playing Jeopardy, JB88 is whistling old southern tunes, Diablo is on a plane trip somewhere, and I'm learning to stay way from Centerville Delaware because it has ugly chicks with hairy legs.    I blame this Dave Pro guy,  Neubob,  maybe you have a voodoo doll of this guy I'll help stick pins in it...
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Ripsnort on December 14, 2006, 09:32:42 AM
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Originally posted by Neubob
Well then, perhaps you will add a Dave Pro quote to your sig-line ?


Done! :D
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 14, 2006, 11:23:46 AM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Done! :D


Good sir, I do believe that that is a misquote!
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 14, 2006, 03:01:05 PM
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Originally posted by Airscrew
I started reading this thread and thought I had something to add to it, something meaningful, or perhaps a humorous and witty anecdote.    But now I've reached the end and ... its just blank, like a vacuum... I seem to have lost my way... I mean, I'm reading along and all of a sudden RPM is playing Jeopardy, JB88 is whistling old southern tunes, Diablo is on a plane trip somewhere, and I'm learning to stay way from Centerville Delaware because it has ugly chicks with hairy legs.    I blame this Dave Pro guy,  Neubob,  maybe you have a voodoo doll of this guy I'll help stick pins in it...


I appreciate the offer, but I don't think that simple VooDoo will stop Dave Pro. He has his kryptonite, of this I am sure. I just haven't found it yet.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: JB88 on December 14, 2006, 03:45:42 PM
dave pro quo.

;)
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 14, 2006, 04:17:40 PM
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Originally posted by JB88
dave pro quo.

;)


Dave Pro-Zac  :O
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: JB88 on December 14, 2006, 04:18:33 PM
dave high pro-glow even.

:cool:
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 14, 2006, 04:21:16 PM
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Originally posted by JB88
dave high pro-glow even.

:cool:


Nuclear Dave Pro-liferation :noid
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Shuffler on December 14, 2006, 04:35:32 PM
never heard of'em
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Estes on December 14, 2006, 05:56:12 PM
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Originally posted by Shuffler
never heard of'em
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: ByeBye on December 14, 2006, 06:35:54 PM
I would just like to say that I have no idea who Dave Pro is, but I think he's probably a great guy and worthy of fame and fortune.

Long live Dave Pro.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: Neubob on December 14, 2006, 06:42:06 PM
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Originally posted by ByeBye
I would just like to say that I have no idea who Dave Pro is, but I think he's probably a great guy and worthy of fame and fortune.

Long live Dave Pro.


It would be ironic if he died as you wrote that, shortly prior to your own gruesome demise but after the even more gruesome demise of the ironic and esoteric Rolex.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: ByeBye on December 14, 2006, 06:50:01 PM
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Originally posted by Neubob
It would be ironic if he died as you wrote that, shortly prior to your own gruesome demise but after the even more gruesome demise of the ironic and esoteric Rolex.


That would be esoterical.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: JB88 on December 14, 2006, 06:54:08 PM
not really.
Title: Dave Pro
Post by: ByeBye on December 14, 2006, 06:55:11 PM
esoterically funny. Get it?

nevermind.