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Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: Bodhi on December 17, 2006, 01:43:26 PM
LEFT AND RIGHT

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.  The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.  The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you ; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.  The next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.  The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right.
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: Sandman on December 17, 2006, 02:37:26 PM
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Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: lasersailor184 on December 17, 2006, 02:42:08 PM
That's a classic joke.  I love it.
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: Debonair on December 17, 2006, 03:15:55 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman
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lol, in the original version of this joke the democart is Neubob & the bunch that show of for the freebie are rabbis.
Bodhi, u r PCifying all teh old jokes:furious :furious :furious :mad: :mad: :mad: :noid, new world order, etc
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: cpxxx on December 17, 2006, 05:34:43 PM
But it isn't funny????
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: Bodhi on December 17, 2006, 07:48:46 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman
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lol, you afraid you'll bite Sandy?  :D
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: Thrawn on December 17, 2006, 08:37:34 PM
That's doesn't make any sense.  The Republicans are just as leftist as the Democrats and are responsible for the lion's share of US federal debt.
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: storch on December 17, 2006, 11:55:47 PM
^^^^^ typical liberal type response, amazing.  :D
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: DEMONSLAYER on December 18, 2006, 02:08:29 AM
ohh boy thats funny lol thats a good 1 right there.
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: TimRas on December 18, 2006, 03:12:50 AM
(http://www.heritage.org/research/features/BudgetChartBook/images/charts_S/s-1.gif)
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: Leslie on December 18, 2006, 04:03:29 AM
Well, if we're going to analyze Bodhi's joke instead of laugh at it.  The barber performed a great community service giving the Democrats haircuts, so they wouldn't look so rag tag, disheveled and down in the dumps.  I bet they felt and looked better after a fresh haircut also.  You've heard the old adage, if you feel good you look good. So I don't blame the Democrats at all.   I mean, anyone willing to get a free haircut must be interested in looking presentable at least.  And that's a start.





Les
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: Maverick on December 18, 2006, 11:13:12 AM
Here is the true difference between left and right.




<--------------------Left                                             Right--------------------->


This is of course from the perspective of facing the monitor. If you want to see it from the perspective of someone looking at you, turn the monitor around.
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: Toad on December 18, 2006, 11:44:32 AM
The above graph is proof that the American people cannot grasp the truth of TANSTAAFL.

PORK! (http://www.heritage.org/Research/Budget/upload/pork_projects.html)
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: Mickey1992 on December 18, 2006, 12:08:45 PM
A better graph would be to look at spending vs. revenue (in millions).

(http://www.marktaw.com/culture_and_media/TheNationalDebtImages/ReceiptsOutlaysFY2000.gif)
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: Sixpence on December 18, 2006, 12:25:03 PM
Then Rush Limbaugh walks in...and the next day blames the libruls cause he got off with community service:D
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: Neubob on December 18, 2006, 12:26:34 PM
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Originally posted by Debonair
lol, in the original version of this joke the democart is Neubob & the bunch that show of for the freebie are rabbis.


For your information, I haven't had a haircut in 3 months. I also don't know any rabbis who use foodstamps.

:furious :furious :O :O :noid :noid
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: Phaser11 on December 18, 2006, 01:23:42 PM
A dozen donuts !

Now I know this is not true, a real cop would not leave all the donuts!
:aok :aok :aok
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: Shamus on December 18, 2006, 02:20:59 PM
And if the cop had been a Democrat, the next morning a dozen cops would have been at the door waiting for their free donuts and haircuts.

shamus
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: 68Hawk on December 18, 2006, 02:40:42 PM
Funny, but not realistic in any way to the true difference between left and right.  Too bad that the left and right of this country have been so skewed.  

The truth of the matter is that the 'left' and the 'right' of American politics are beholden to the same interests, and there is really no difference between them.  A vote for one is not a vote against the other.  The sooner we all realize this, the sooner America can move on from the muckrucking bantha-pudu that our political system has become.

Remember, liberalism is not the left, it is the center.  The Democratic party is full of corruption to be sure, but they as a whole do not stand for a free lunch, or haircut.  The Republican party is just as corrupt, though is more cohesively organized.  I would personally hold the example of what the Republican does in this just as sinister as what the Democrats do.  

The more we assign things like this to the right and left, the more we put words in their mouths.  The more we see the left and right as fighting each other, the more we ignore what they're really doing to us.  The only way out of this impass is to reject them all, as they are all hurting this country.  

Vote independent for a true democracy!!!  Both parties want to control you!!!
Title: Re: The difference between left and right
Post by: Shamus on December 18, 2006, 02:45:40 PM
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Originally posted by Bodhi



Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you ; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.  The next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

right.


And the books would say in a nutshell "don't give away free haircuts".

Sorry couldn't help myself:rofl

shamus
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: cav58d on December 18, 2006, 02:48:21 PM
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Originally posted by 68Hawk
Vote independent for a true democracy!!!  Both parties want to control you!!!


Silly me.  I didn't think you had any agenda in the previous four paragraphs of your response =):rolleyes:
Title: The difference between left and right
Post by: Red Tail 444 on December 18, 2006, 03:36:36 PM
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Originally posted by Phaser11
A dozen donuts !

Now I know this is not true, a real cop would not leave all the donuts!
:aok :aok :aok


And the florist must be Libertarian. Bet he specializes in pollinating pansies.