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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: cav58d on December 19, 2006, 10:13:23 AM
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Miss USA is going to rehab...lmfao. Great choice! It's the Presidents fault!
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why?
seems to be an accurate representation of todays youth and their values/morals ...
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Grew up in a small town in KY and had been competing in pageants since age 4. Is it any wonder that someone that had been paraded around by parents since childhood would get a little crazy when turned loose in NY city?
My question is when did the state of NY lower their drinking age? Seems that most of the people seen partying there is under 21. (Don't get me wrong, I think the 21 drinking age is stupid.)
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Is it lonely up there in your tower, Eagler?
There are plenty of idiots in all age and culture groups. The 'Miss America' farce is hardly alone in this.
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I think the whole miss usa/america thing is quit trivial to be honest....I just posted this for its comical value
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I think the whole miss usa/america thing is quit trivial to be honest....I just posted this for its comical value
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Miss USA means nothing... doesn't represent the USA of any part of it. The only thing represented by this person is a competition , just like an ice skater.... no importance what so ever. Not even based on looks or intelligence!
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Originally posted by cav58d
I think the whole miss usa/america thing is quit trivial to be honest....I just posted this for its comical value
Don't think it's comical enough for 2 posts but hey, theres an bellybutton for every seat.
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I'm sorry you have no sense of humor aztec. You're going to have to work on that. :aok
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She did some males and perhaps some females in NY a favor. Sluts are valuable in the social world. As a hot, bisexual slut, she is even more valuable.
She should surrender her crown so she can pursue her desire for debauchery and promiscuity. Without knowing her personally, it seems this is what she is very well suited for. Single guys and gals in NY, no need to thank me.
:)
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She could organize the community service portion of her reign via craiglist personals or adultfriendfinder. Problem solved!
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lmao chairboy.
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(http://maverick2001.free.fr/img/missusa6.jpg)
(http://english.people.com.cn/200604/24/images/042404.jpg)
Screw ya'lls sense of moral wrong...
I'd hit it! :aok
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Originally posted by Bodhi
Screw ya'lls sense of moral wrong...
I'd hit it! :aok
Damn straight.
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For a just turned 21 year old, she looks 30. Either she smokes a lot, or she has on 2 inches of makeup.
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061219/capt.nyrm11112191901.trump_miss_usa_nyrm111.jpg)
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My step sister looks exactly like her!:cry
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(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/Masherbrum/SurveyHitIt.jpg)
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if thats the best you yanks can produce i'll stick with the regular english slappers.
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
if thats the best you yanks can produce i'll stick with the regular english slappers.
If you are saying you wouldn't hit that, you're gay or a liar.
Maybe... dead. :)
Heck I think I'd get out of my grave for that... never mind the dead part.
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
if thats the best you yanks can produce i'll stick with the regular english slappers.
We all know the story of British women...
(http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/8684.jpg)
:)
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Originally posted by SteveBailey
If you are saying you wouldn't hit that, you're gay or a liar.
Maybe... dead. :)
Heck I think I'd get out of my grave for that... never mind the dead part.
lol im not gay, dont think im dead.
i just have a serious aversion to any potato that pastes that much make up on.
my girlfriend never wears any makeup, or earrings, jewelry, any of that crap. shes plain and natural and she looks the hottest thing ive ever seen even in the mornings.
that wench there has more make-up on her lips alone thanmy girl has worn in the 9 years ive known her (been with her 4 of those years....woooot!)
honestly, if 'miss america' was spread eagled and naked on a huge double bed and beckoning me towards her i would laugh and throw her a towel.
now...if i was suddenly single, and hadnt got laid in a few months......hell yeah she'd get it.....but i would sneak out when she was asleep and give her a fake name.
i bet she is a whine filled bag of social manipulatory dogchit.
and being brittish i would instantly give her gingervitus anyhow.
maybe she could swap me some herpes, which i hear at least 50% of americans are contaminated with either oraly or on the privates.
now thats teeth shatteringly worrying.
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Please let it be known that Batfink does not speak for the rest of the UK male population.
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
and being brittish i would instantly give her gingervitus anyhow..
God help us. You can't even spell British.
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"i just have a serious aversion to any potato that pastes that much make up on."
It's a glamour shot, of course she's going to have some make up on.
"honestly, if 'miss america' was spread eagled and naked on a huge double bed and beckoning me towards her i would laugh and throw her a towel."
Liar
"maybe she could swap me some herpes, which i hear at least 50% of americans are contaminated with either oraly or on the privates."
Are you dumb enough to believe that?
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Originally posted by cav58d
I'm sorry you have no sense of humor aztec. You're going to have to work on that. :aok
Actually my response was in humor...I'll try to remember to use the appropriate gaycon next time.;)
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It's a glamour shot, of course she's going to have some make up on.
sure, and all glamour girls are make up plastered potatos. I think the 'first world' is a sickening display of this kind of thing. From consumer madness to ugly 'done up' trash potatos like that one, i feel sick just thinking about becoming part of the flock of sheep that feels attracted to women like this.
Liar
says you. i have carnal relations with the same girl on average 5 times a week. I'm not so desperate that just because she is 'miss america' i would sleep with her.
I hearby swear on my mothers grave that i would not sleep with that potato even if she paid me.
Are you dumb enough to believe that?
are you all really dumb enough to think we dont have private dentistry in england?
"originaly posted by ball"
no i dont speak for the general UK male population, who dont get laid more than once a month, and then only with half human slappers from the local meat market.
put it on permanant record: "whilst in my current relationship, I would not hit that if it paid me."
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are you all really dumb enough to think we dont have private dentistry in england?
Will you please refer me to my quote where I discuss this in any manner whatsoever? Even if it's in the slightest way hinted at would be OK, just point it out to me where I discuss dentistry in England.
I hearby swear on my mothers grave that i would not sleep with that potato even if she paid me.
I imagine your mother was a kind and honest person. I'm going to continue to call you liar! LIAR!
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The only question I have for batfink, is why he thinks anyone here gives a rodent posterior what he would hit or not. His opinion of any young lady, particularly one he has not met or have any personal knowledge of or even if he can spell British. :rolleyes:
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LOL mav, it wasnt me that forced my opinions on anyone, but should i be able to defend my opions if im called 'lair?'
if you had any real argument you wouldnt need to pick me up about a typo :lol
Steve:
you're entitled to your opinion :D
and im afraid you take the flak from soda's joke :)
relax dude, you seem so eager to prove that i would hit miss america? why?
seriously, if you can set it up i will walk into the room, laugh at her naked body, then walk out.
would that help you believe me?
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Originally posted by Eagler
why?
seems to be an accurate representation of todays youth and their values/morals ...
Yup... While the youth of your generation was known as the epitome of human morality and good old American Values.
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I think there are better looking women to be found all over this country, but she ain't bad.
And yes, I would hit her. I dunno. I have no trouble with her partying and enjoying herself. It's her life to lead, not mine. She does not seem to be hurting anyone but herself and then only due to the media exposure.
Makes me glad the media does not cover all the good looking women who like to indulge.
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
And yes, I would hit her.
That was mook, right?
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I would prefer to hit her before the other mooks did. Better? :)
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
I would prefer to hit her before the other mooks did. Better? :)
I have a feeling that that ship has sailed, Skuzzy.
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she lives in an apartment owned by the donald and she shares it with miss teen USA and miss universe. she may be very well mooked by now.
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She's pornstar material... that's about it.
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
lol im not gay, dont think im dead.
i just have a serious aversion to any potato that pastes that much make up on.
my girlfriend never wears any makeup, or earrings, jewelry, any of that crap. shes plain and natural and she looks the hottest thing ive ever seen even in the mornings.
that wench there has more make-up on her lips alone thanmy girl has worn in the 9 years ive known her (been with her 4 of those years....woooot!)
honestly, if 'miss america' was spread eagled and naked on a huge double bed and beckoning me towards her i would laugh and throw her a towel.
now...if i was suddenly single, and hadnt got laid in a few months......hell yeah she'd get it.....but i would sneak out when she was asleep and give her a fake name.
i bet she is a whine filled bag of social manipulatory dogchit.
and being brittish i would instantly give her gingervitus anyhow.
maybe she could swap me some herpes, which i hear at least 50% of americans are contaminated with either oraly or on the privates.
now thats teeth shatteringly worrying.
By girlfirend you mean a chap in chaps?
Come on tell the truth, its Dowding right?
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(http://webpages.charter.net/cavemanj/SThitseal.gif)
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Originally posted by CavemanJ
(http://webpages.charter.net/cavemanj/SThitseal.gif)
:lol :rofl :lol :rofl :aok
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Id lick her makeup off, then lick her herpes infested privates while drinking "piss and flies" beer until I puked beer and peanuts up all over my red clowny shoes.
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Originally posted by ByeBye
Id lick her makeup off, then lick her herpes infested privates while drinking "piss and flies" beer until I puked beer and peanuts up all over my red clowny shoes.
Wow...i'd have to vote for this as sig material.
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
lol im not gay, dont think im dead.
my girlfriend never wears any makeup, or earrings, jewelry, any of that crap. shes plain and natural and she looks the hottest thing ive ever seen even in the mornings.
You know, people will laugh, but I've always respected the 'beauty is on the inside' philosophy. Hell, the pretty girls got nothing on the 'plain and natural' ones when it comes to gratitude and willingness to do the dishes.
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Well kudos to The Donald for being all about second chances.
She's gorgeous, no doubt.
I think what people are missing is that she violated all of the values and terms she *signed on to* by being a part of the pageant.
Making her go hit therapy/rehab and giving her a second chance seems pretty gracious.....tho I bet the runner up must be pretty peeved.
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right on Neubob! dont let the flash wannabe type guys realise this and they will keep chasing and spending vast sums of money on the wrong ones ;)
i bet some people didnt notice that i did infact say i would maybe like to bed her if i was single, only of course in the spirit of this sad male pasttime of claiming 'I would hit that' about women that live in an alternate reality.
not that it matters these days, our world as we know it will be alot changed in the next 50 years.
why worry about anything today that tommorow might blow up?
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Not that it matters much in this case, but i've seen more hot 6 foot + women in Louisville who hoe it out with class then any other boarderline southern city in the country.
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Originally posted by Neubob
You know, people will laugh, but I've always respected the 'beauty is on the inside' philosophy. Hell, the pretty girls got nothing on the 'plain and natural' ones when it comes to gratitude and willingness to do the dishes.
what a lovely thought. just to be on the safe side marry one who's inner beauty matches her external good looks and nice form, then you can't go wrong.
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Originally posted by storch
what a lovely thought. just to be on the safe side marry one who's inner beauty matches her external good looks and nice form, then you can't go wrong.
Actually, it was more facetious than lovely. I'd rather be with a beautiful demon than an average-looking angel. External beauty, you see, provides a crutch for me and my total lack of self-esteem and vaccuous personality. It puts air, if you will, into the empty tires that are my soul, and makes me feel good about myself through how other people look at me. The price I pay for this, whatever it is, can never overwhelm the cost of being seen as average and normal, or not being seen at all, and if I die young because of this decision, and accomplish less by sinking more and more energy into this increasingly vain state of being, then it will still all be worth it.... When I'm in hell, burning as I brag to the other ****ing losers, it will all be worth it.
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Originally posted by LePaul
Well kudos to The Donald for being all about second chances.
She's gorgeous, no doubt.
I think what people are missing is that she violated all of the values and terms she *signed on to* by being a part of the pageant.
Making her go hit therapy/rehab and giving her a second chance seems pretty gracious.....tho I bet the runner up must be pretty peeved.
What you are missing is that THE DONALD is the pageant. He is not just a hyped up leader like say the SG of the UN. Donald actually has the power to make decisions.
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one other thing, i didnt say my type of girl is not good looking. far from it. she is pretty enough not to wear makeup, and she can appreciate the patheticly materialist world we live in.
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Guys, cut Batfink some slack. His girl's obviously standing over his shoulder :D
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
one other thing, i didnt say my type of girl is not good looking. far from it. she is pretty enough not to wear makeup, and she can appreciate the patheticly materialist world we live in.
Fair enough... Just remember. There's no girl on this planet that's pretty enough to not trim her pubis.
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heh, that we agree about.
although totaly shaved is too far for me.
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Originally posted by Vudak
His girl's obviously standing over his shoulder :D
It must be HIS TURN to have his back shaved then! :D
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Rehab..HA!
How very oprah...
Tronsky
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/Masherbrum/SurveyHitIt.jpg)
:lol
Laughed out loud at this pic....good one!
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Originally posted by Neubob
Actually, it was more facetious than lovely. I'd rather be with a beautiful demon than an average-looking angel. External beauty, you see, provides a crutch for me and my total lack of self-esteem and vaccuous personality. It puts air, if you will, into the empty tires that are my soul, and makes me feel good about myself through how other people look at me. The price I pay for this, whatever it is, can never overwhelm the cost of being seen as average and normal, or not being seen at all, and if I die young because of this decision, and accomplish less by sinking more and more energy into this increasingly vain state of being, then it will still all be worth it.... When I'm in hell, burning as I brag to the other ****ing losers, it will all be worth it.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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I wasn't going to post here but I can't resist. All I can say is she doesn't deserve all the hype and grandeur shes getting, I say take her crown, and title and send her packing to work at McDonald's.
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Originally posted by dmf
I wasn't going to post here but I can't resist. All I can say is she doesn't deserve all the hype and grandeur shes getting, I say take her crown, and title and send her packing to work at McDonald's.
Then turn the lights off, use a couple burlap sacs, a few black jacks, and poke her in the pooper with Mc Nuggets till monday.
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Originally posted by storch
what a lovely thought. just to be on the safe side marry one who's inner beauty matches her external good looks and nice form, then you can't go wrong.
I saw a documentary that stated we dont actually "love" other people... we become addicted to the "feel good high" drugs (peptides) our brain produces.
Also every now and then, no matter what our 'relationship status' is, we meet someone who invokes that specific chemical response we have labeled as "love", or "crush" whatever.... but we've trained ourselves through social conditioning either not to act, or suppress the natural instinctive urges the rush of peptides produces. Like when you meet you buddies hot GF who ends up getting along better with / liking you.. but both pretend its not there. Sometime people do act though, but we've labeled that as "cheating" and un cool.
Being "broken hearted" is little more than peptide withdraws, the emotional roller coaster is the 'suffering'... which is why gettin trim on the re-bound is that much more satisfying, the rush of peptides comes back.
It was called "What the oscar# do we know" or somesuch on Sundance ch I think.
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Originally posted by dmf
I wasn't going to post here but I can't resist. All I can say is she doesn't deserve all the hype and grandeur shes getting, I say take her crown, and title and send her packing to work at McDonald's.
Vanessa Williams didn't do too bad after her crown was snatched away.
If they took her crown away, she would just turn into a trashy sexxx symbol like Carmen Electra
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Vanessa Williams has always been able to convey a sense of class.
This girl is a whiney-snot-nosed-brat. About as classless as they come. I'd still hit her though. :D
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
This girl is a whiney-snot-nosed-brat. About as classless as they come. I'd still hit her though. :D
Now that is sig material. :aok
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Hell Sandman, I was just saying what you are thinking. :)
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Vanessa Williams has always been able to convey a sense of class.
This girl is a whiney-snot-nosed-brat. About as classless as they come. I'd still hit her though. :D
Totally true. I don't think she would be able to pull off the same type of impression Vanessa does.. but I dont think Vanessa is a Carmen Electra either... not trashy enough
BUT this current little girl... based on her adventures so far... COULD be a Trashy little sexxx symbol like Carmen.
Vanessa is (was) a classy sex symbol.. not trashy sexxx symbol.
Class dismissed.
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Hell Sandman, I was just saying what you are thinking. :)
Dude... I'm thinking about Miss Nevada. ;)
http://savemanny.blogspot.com/2006/12/miss-usa-has-nothing-on-miss-nevada.html
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I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers....
In fact... I'd probably help her imbibe in some of those beverages and partying ways.... :)
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Originally posted by Sandman
Dude... I'm thinking about Miss Nevada. ;)
How to end a pageant career 101.
Did you read the statement from her lawyer about how all those pics were taken when she was 17 and that it was all just a childish mistake? Then today they had to release another statement that they were wrong and that she was 19. :rofl
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Not bad Sandman. I think Miss USA is prettier. But I would hit Miss x-Nevada too.
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In the words of the Poet Laureate Cindy Lauper "Girls just want to have fun"
Don't hate her for being beautiful, nor for the realization you dweebs wouldn't have a chance with her, but I would. :)
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this is nothing compared to what miss nevada did in front of the camera to get dethroned. google is your friend at this point.
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Originally posted by Wolfala
Then turn the lights off, use a couple burlap sacs, a few black jacks, and poke her in the pooper with Mc Nuggets till monday.
Want an easier way? Take off all that makeup and watch the ugly come through, trust me I can tell when a woman has WAY too much makeup on. My boyfriend calls her a Trump sultbag
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The only thing better for a woman's entertainment career than being miss usa is being a dethroned miss usa.
What nefariousness is this bride of satan accused of btw?
Shes a 10 btw, she just needs some tattoos and a boob job. Oh yeah and some tongue jewelry, gotta love a woman who is willing to turn her mouth into a sex toy.
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Originally posted by SFRT - Frenchy
She's pornstar material... that's about it.
Is there a catagory of woman higher than pornsar material?
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Originally posted by Suave
Is there a catagory of woman higher than pornsar material?
Well, in the Marines we had Cumdumpster - but i'm sure pornstar is more highly ranked.
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(http://english.people.com.cn/200604/24/images/042404.jpg)
(http://bestweekever.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/rosie_odonnell.jpg)
I think Donald Trump has it right.
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Wow!!! she does look a bit worse without makeup.
shamus
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The bottom one is Rosie, the top one is a artificial human :)
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Originally posted by dmf
The bottom one is Rosie, the top one is a artificial human :)
? Why not say both shots are of artificial humans?
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Cause nobody would make a android that looks like Rosie, not even as a military weapon.
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I dunno. I think an android of Rosie would be a weapon of mass nausea....... :eek:
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You have a point there, but would her girlfriend let her robot double go to war?
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I would say that the mere construction of a Rosie robot, a weapon of mass nausea, is in fact a declaration of war. You wouldn't need to make such a terrible device if you did not have the intent to use said weapon of terror.
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Quick we need a preemptive strike on the possibility that somebody might build a Rosie robot! CALL THE MARINES!!!!