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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: 1Boner on December 23, 2006, 09:06:09 AM
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fact or fantasy?
is there really a santa that flys around the arenas on christmas eve?
can i really shoot him down??
mega perkies? or lose perkies for flaming the jolly fellow??
if he is on, when and where?? does he show up on radar??
and most importantly-----if i flame santa----will there still be a christmas??
with visions of sugarplums dancing in my head,
Boner
extra perks for nailing rudolf??
official "member" of the AH BB s
public relations officer for Boner
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:noid
Bob/CHECKERS
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(http://479th.jasminemarie.com/images/santa1.jpg)
(http://479th.jasminemarie.com/images/santa2.jpg)
T'was the night before christmas, In HTC's house
Not a stick was stiring, not even a mouse.
The GV's were guarding the VH with care
In the hopes that pork-augerdweebs soon would be there.
The La-dweebs where nestled all snug in their beds.
While fluffers dreamed visions of bombing tool sheds.
With Raiders in vulch mode, and I at High cap.
Had just settled into reseting the map.
When on channel 2 arose such a chatter,
we brought up our clipboards to see what was the matter.
Red dots were approching HQ as it flashed.
No doubt we should head there before it gets smashed.
We vectored our flight to intercept course.
While Komets were scrambled to strenghthen our force.
On radar green met with the cluster of red.
No doubt when we get there they all will be dead.
Range channel got active as we moved in to vis.
"The icon says sleigh? What's that mean? What gives?"
"I got E Im moving to shoot"
"He rammed me the dweeb"
"Whats a R-S?"
"Reindeer Chute"
We moved into con range, only to learn.
Hes, dropping not bombs, but supplies fell astern.
He fired not a shot, but went on with his work,
Released all supplies; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up to 30k he rose;
But I heard him exclaim, ere he warped out of sight,
"Merry Christmas you dweebs...Oh, and learn how to fight"
Merry Christmas from the 479th Raiders!
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Who knows if he does?
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
Who knows if he does?
Does what?
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Originally posted by Donzo
Does what?
who?
perplexed,
Boner
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Frankly I don't care if he comes or not this year.
I tried in vain to hitch a ride with him last year and he didn't even acknowledge me!
(http://www.donzo.com/bops/santa.jpg)
Bad Santa!
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Murdr, That was really good man!
How long did that take ya?
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Well done. :aok
Happy Holidays all.
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A True Story about Santa Claus in the 21st Century
This is a true story written on 21.6.2003 by the official helper of Santa Claus, Risto Huhtala, of the Santa Claus Greeting Center.
Korvatunturi (“Ear Fell”)
(http://www.santagreeting.net/images/20040927094612.gif)
As we are all aware, the genuine Santa Claus has always lived far, far away at Korvatunturi in Finnish Lapland. There he has his secretive home and workshops as well as the gift storehouse and many, many other buildings.
The extraordinary thing about this is that the road to Korvatunturi is only known by Santa Claus himself, his elves and of course his trusted reindeer. When looking on a map one can easily find the location of Korvatunturi (483 metres high).
Korvatunturi is a mysterious place where the elves can listen to the children as well as the adults to hear whether they are being good or bad. The elves listen carefully to everyone’s undertakings and write their observations into the huge notebooks. Generally they record only positive observations in the books, but if necessary they will also note down tantrums, grumbling and spiteful behaviour, which from time to time can accidentally happen. Especially before Christmas, the elves are known to move about the homes and in the neighbourhoods of children making close observations about the children’s behaviour and their kindness.
Just before Christmas Santa Claus examines all the comments in the huge notebooks and carefully chooses delightful gifts for all the kind and good children. In the case there is a note of naughtiness, Santa Claus may also arrive with his disapproval. Happily in the past few years there have been fewer and fewer of these incidents because everyone has been so good.
Are you aware that in Finland, Santa’s home country, he personally delivers all the gifts to the kind children? As he arrives in the home he always asks the confirming question: “Ho, Ho, Ho, are there any nice children here?” The children often sing a short song to Santa and also promise to be good the following year. Then Santa, with the help of the children to read the labels, deals out the gifts. In many other countries Santa Claus delivers the gifts to the children’s homes while they are asleep. In the morning the parents give the gifts to their children, at that time Santa Claus is well on his way back to Korvatunturi.
(http://www.santagreeting.net/images/20040927102215.gif)
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<< has to stay up till 4 am tyo see him lol, it sucks., in uk
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For once I finally caught up with santa.
(http://479th.jasminemarie.com/images/santa3.jpg)
On my first nightly login, the MA gave to me
Tweleve Lockvins Ho'ing
Eleven stangs a running
Ten Wulfs a picking
Nine BKs vulching
Eight Lancs a diving
Seven porked airfields
Six "niki's" warping
Five..........auger dweebs
Four puffy acks
Three head - ons
Two gang bangs
And a bill from Aehhch-Tee-Seee
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A fine poet indeed!!
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Jinking too and fro
In a one prop 38
Through the ack we go
Dodging all the way
Hurri starts to roll
I aim a little right
Oh what fun it is to vulch
With rockets everynight
Rocket rails, rocket rails
Launching all the way
Oh what fun it is to vulch
In a crippled thirty-eight
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Hangers roasting on an open fire
Typhoons shooting at your nose
Hordetide gaggles dodging field ack fire
and fokes just spraying hispanios
Everybody knows perkies and some vulches low,
Help to make the season bright.
Enemies with their bunkers all aglow,
Will find it hard to up and fight.
They know that Santa's on his way;
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh.
And every teener dweeb is going to spy,
To see if HiTech really knows how to fly.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To alts from one to thirty-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Christmas to you
acompanyment music (http://www.catholic.net/RCC/music/midi/christmas/chestnut.mid)
;)
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:aok Mudr!