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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Big Mickey on December 24, 2006, 01:29:46 AM
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Yes more news from the front kids. Whilst flying my trusty 38 in the MW this evening I encountered a neighborly enemy spit driver that was upping from the CV cruising just off the coast. I had a touch of alt on him so I dove in and POP! he was shy a wing and heading for the drink.
"You shot down **** " The text bar said. (The names have been censored to protect the not so innocent)
"Why that was easy" I said.
Again I noticed a dot out on the horizon and thought... What the heck, I'll see if I can pop another and get my name on the marquee for all to see. Stick over to the left and head his direction. Hey what do you know another spit!
Merge...rope....merge again....rope a few more times....POP #2.
Again the text bar read "You shot down ****" (Same name just for the record)
About this time a countryman of mine ups a flight of JU88's to hit the CV. I figure I might as well escort.
Well whaddayaknow, it's a Spit heading in my direction. I then realise that apparently someone (probably Platan0 or Husky) has replaced my 38 with that invisible Wonder Woman plane because this guy acts like he don't even see me and turns right in front of me to go for the JU88's. I am so flabbergasted by this move that I overshoot him and have to take a couple runs at him to finally pop **** for the third time. At this point in my adventure the official results came in on channel 200...
"Big Mickey, you suck at life!!!"
So for those of you waiting for the jury to come in... well it did...and the verdict has been recorded.
Truth be told... what I really suck at is stall fighting in a 38. For right after Mr. **** informed me of sukedness at living.... Reloaded beat me worse than any irate babysitter ever caught on a nanny cam in his Spit. I never did get to land the kills.
Move along citizens, nothing more to see here.
Big Mickey
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I don't ever want to condone reading masher's posts, but I'm afraid I have to second his emoticon... :lol
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:lol :lol :lol :lol
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Shoulda told em to.........
"Lighten up Francis"
:D
S!
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Anyone calls me Francis and i'll kill um.
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:rofl
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You touch me.... or anything that belongs to me.... I'll kill ya!
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Platan0 Mics on to us now!!!! RUN!!!:lol
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Inquiring minds want to know who we should call francis on 200 :D
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Inquiring minds want to know who we should call francis on 200 :D
Originally posted by jon
Anyone calls me Francis and i'll kill um.
:p
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Mash, Krusty...
Sorry I forgot to subtitle for the comically impaired...here's the the Big Mickey's Digest condensed version...
- Shot down same guy 3 time in a row.
- Same guy tells me on 200 that I "Suck at life"
- Reloaded kills me in another spit.
Sorry for my insensitive nature where the two of you are concerned. I have taken note of the situation and hope that this will bring you up to speed on the current developments in my crusade for BBS fun and frivolity.
Sincerely,
Big Mickey
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Whenever I see Big mouse post I grab some popcorn and soda jump on my couch turn the lights down and prepare to laugh. For the record it could have been that wabbit dude hes easy to rope.:D
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Rope a Bunny :p
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Originally posted by Big Mickey
Mash, Krusty...
Sorry I forgot to subtitle for the comically impaired...here's the the Big Mickey's Digest condensed version...
- Shot down same guy 3 time in a row.
- Same guy tells me on 200 that I "Suck at life"
- Reloaded kills me in another spit.
Sorry for my insensitive nature where the two of you are concerned. I have taken note of the situation and hope that this will bring you up to speed on the current developments in my crusade for BBS fun and frivolity.
Sincerely,
Big Mickey
"Big Mickey's Digest Condensed Version"
:lol
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when I get popped by the same guy 3 or 4 times in a row I generally ask him if it's a personal thing followed buy a ;) or a
or both. I thought this game was supposed to be fun ... well last time I checked it was supposed to be.. is there a new rule somewhere?
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I remember reading that last night, don't remember who it was though.
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lol, i remember that :rofl
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Big Mickey,
:rofl I saw u in the MA and watched the dogfight before that rather rude comment on channel 200. (I was either flying a TBM or P38 enroute to the carrier) I didn't know school was in session:D. He should have typed "You suck at Life, Master"
Cheers,
gusman44
Merry Christmas
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Oh, Big Mickey, I understood the basic content supplied in the text, but the way it was presented made me stop and think "Why was this posted?" :D :t
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Originally posted by Krusty
Oh, Big Mickey, I understood the basic content supplied in the text, but the way it was presented made me stop and think "Why was this posted?" :D :t
Hey Krusty,
Maybe I should explain a bit. You see I was a part of the AH community about 2 years back and really enjoyed coming to the forums. Why you ask? Because back then it was a fun place to be. Plenty of interesting AAR's and some really funny stuff being posted. I returned to the community a month or so back and was a bit disappointed in the forums that, in my opinion, had turned into a gigantic whine fest. So I took it upon myself to bring a little humor and fun back into this place. Hence the few attempts at comedy I have posted.
Look maybe this post just wasn't your cup if tea. Try the one I posted yesterday. I think it may have gotten a little lost in the Christmas shuffle. It's titled "An AAR with a Christmas Wish" See if that one gets a chuckle.
Big Mickey
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How dare you bring humor to a whine fest !
You and the like of you, with your positive attitudes and jolly ways are the bane of this game.
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Originally posted by bozon
How dare you bring humor to a whine fest !
You and the like of you, with your positive attitudes and jolly ways are the bane of this game.
Hey....leave JOLLY out of this !!! :D
Big Mickey