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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Platano on December 24, 2006, 08:21:38 PM
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I just finished Chippin my tooth during a fight in the AvA.. and it hurts :(
I was in a 1v1 fight with Kong and I was eating Cheesenips during the fight...
I was in a 47 him in a k4...at one point we almost collided so I cringed and bit hard on my tongue Ring and CRunCH.... part of my molar gone :(
I know its my fault for wearin my sex tool during a sorty in AH (:lol )
but ummmm... I fought through the pain and came out victorious :aok
So umm do I get a purple Heart or somthing?
Which brings me to the Question...has anybody ever gotten hurt in anyway while flying? :D
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i knocked a beer off my desk once. was a sad day as the bottle broke and beer went all over the place. i feel your pain buddy
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ive gotten migranes from this game does that count?
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I've chipped a tooth eating pretzel nuggets, burned myself, spilled beers in my lap, spilled bourbon in my keyboard, had a chair buckle and throw me out, fallen after getting tangled up in cables, cracked my head on the desk trying to grab something I'd knocked off, and fallen down during a beer run(running in a darkened apartment after rearranging the furniture is dangerous), but that's about it.
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Originally posted by hubsonfire
fallen down during a beer run(running in a darkened apartment after rearranging the furniture is dangerous), but that's about it.
:rofl :rofl
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I fell asleep on a long bomber climbout and fell out of my chair, landed on and broke the trassh can next to it. Of course, since I'm living on pain-killers that might have had soemthing to d with it . . . :(
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I kicked my desk one time barefoot and peeled a toe nail back after getting killed by somebody I absolutely loath. Had blood running all over the place cause I had to hop to the bathroom. I couldnt put any weight on my foot.
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Once, I punched someone.
He PAWNched me back, and I got a black eye.
Boy did that hurt.
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Well, I did actually end up with a few physical problems as a result of too much AH. Due to my poor desk set-up, I had to look kinda down at my monitor, and also I didn't have anywhere to prop my joystick arm while playing, so the full weight of my arm was on my shoulder. The combination didn't seem that bad, but after about a year I ended up with some serious neck/shoulder/upper back pain that wouldn't go away. My entire right arm hurt too, so bad I could hardly lift it. I actually attributed it to sleeping wrong. After about a week of agony, I ended up going to the doctor. He asked a few questions about my behavior that might have resulted in my pain, that made me suspicious of my computer set-up.
Of course, too embarrased to admit my addiction, I told the doctor I had no clue as to what I had done wrong. He prescribed pain killers and muscle relaxers, and I went home and made a new computer desk, with a pedestal to get my monitor up to eye level.
Problem solved! I've now continued my addiction with no more pain for about 4 more years!
Now I have developed a rash in my ears, that goes away if I am unable to play AH for awhile. It is a nasty bleeding, itching thing. I'm guessing it is something to do with an allergy to the foam on my headset. Doc called it "contact dermititis" and gave me a lotion that keeps it away for a week or two at a time.
Eventually I need to come up with a better headset/mic combo to eliminate this. The problem is that everytime I have time to woek on it, I end up logged into AH instead...
MtnMan
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lol I just stub my toes...a lot...especially when i get hoed by hurris
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Originally posted by Wolf14
I kicked my desk one time barefoot and peeled a toe nail back after getting killed by somebody I absolutely loath. Had blood running all over the place cause I had to hop to the bathroom. I couldnt put any weight on my foot.
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW:cry :cry :cry
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Welp, I did fall out of a chair once when I ducked a headon pass. The only injury was to my pride though. :)
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Originally posted by mtnman
Well, I did actually end up with a few physical problems as a result of too much AH. Due to my poor desk set-up, I had to look kinda down at my monitor, and also I didn't have anywhere to prop my joystick arm while playing, so the full weight of my arm was on my shoulder. The combination didn't seem that bad, but after about a year I ended up with some serious neck/shoulder/upper back pain that wouldn't go away. My entire right arm hurt too, so bad I could hardly lift it. I actually attributed it to sleeping wrong. After about a week of agony, I ended up going to the doctor. He asked a few questions about my behavior that might have resulted in my pain, that made me suspicious of my computer set-up.
Of course, too embarrased to admit my addiction, I told the doctor I had no clue as to what I had done wrong. He prescribed pain killers and muscle relaxers, and I went home and made a new computer desk, with a pedestal to get my monitor up to eye level.
Interesting! I'm going through that right now. I've not seen the doctor, but I figured it out on my own after several years of this and have taken my first few steps into ergonomically rearranging my desk. My joystick is still too far away (so I either hold my arm in the air or hunch forward, both of which hurt of course), but at least my monitor is now raised and centered. Before, I had to look down and to my left. The weird thing is that I'm so accustomed to looking to my left that I find myslelf still doing it, although my monitor is directly in front of me.
What's nasty about this situation is that, as you did, I thought it was from sleeping wrong. The reason for this is that, as a child, I did have a bad bed which caused me to constantly be sore. This was long before I began aerial combat simulators (though even then I was doing civilian simulators with mouse and keyboard). Back then, getting a new bed solved it. Now, I need a new desk. I can't afford it, either, and that is bugging me.
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Originally posted by hubsonfire
I've chipped a tooth eating pretzel nuggets, burned myself, spilled beers in my lap, spilled bourbon in my keyboard, had a chair buckle and throw me out, fallen after getting tangled up in cables, cracked my head on the desk trying to grab something I'd knocked off, and fallen down during a beer run(running in a darkened apartment after rearranging the furniture is dangerous), but that's about it.
I have done each and every one of those myself!
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So I'm playing AH on my laptop in the bathtub, and my joystick is on the side of the tub. I accidentally pull back too hard and the stick falls in the tub. I freak out at the possibility and jump, knocking my laptop (which is plugged in to the wall) into the bathtub.
I get a very nasty shock and I try to exit the tub. I trip and land headfirst into the toilet. See, this wouldn't have been bad if I hadn't used the toilet before using the bathtub, but I had grown lazy with that. I should have put the lid down, but hindsight is 20/20.
I pull myself out of the toilet, still in a shocked daze, and this time fall backwards into the bathtub. I get shocked again and jump out, my fist going into the mirror. Now theres glass shards everywhere, on the sink, in my hand, on the floor...it was as if I was John McClaine in them Die Hard movies. Except I was buck naked.
In shock, dazed and freaking out from blood loss, I start going through the medicine cabinet and grab the hydrogen peroxide. I start basically pouring it on my hand and feet to prepare to cleanse my wounds.
The burning sensation is paramount and I faint into the bathroom door. The door at this time wasn't very sturdy. I break the door, falling into the hall. The fall jolts me back to consciousness and I start to get back up onto my feet.
I survey the damage done and I make one important realization that is also the moral of this story:
Don't fly so darned close to the ground, you may pull back too hard at the last second!
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Back when I was married.........
cereal bowl to left ear for not responding to a very important question about when the cat litter was last changed. Note to all married men, when you see that look in her eye, even though you are right in the middle of a 1 vs 4 and winning, take the headset off and say yes dear! Generally this destabilizes the pressure that is building up between the ears of the old lady! It gives you about 1.3 seconds to duck or put arms in front of face!
:D
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Dislocated my knee in AH once. :D
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One time I came up behind Hub and pulled his chair out just as he was going to sit down. It was funnay. I laughed.
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Young pups.
You think YOU'VE been hurt playing? You obviously have never heard the tale of Hangtime....and how he, his cat, and his computer got into a serious scuffle.
I dug this up...enjoy!
originally posted by Hangtime
Originally posted by Hangtime:
Hairball wins one.
A little background first.. I hate cats, have always hated cats, cats are morons; cats don't kick in fer the rent; cats don't do guard duty and won't bring in the paper. They shed, they play knock-hockey at 4:00am and they don't get chicks, they don't do a damn thing but eat; **** and sleep.
At least, when my kid got a rotty and my wife gave me the boot we had something in common... overmatched; we were faced with suffering the indignity of being a poor second choice for each other together.
It's been a coupla years now.. we pass each other in the morning offering mutual gunts, when I come home I feed it; it subsequently leaves me alone. I'm happy.. it's happy. When it's sick; it tells me (bastard hurled on my keyboad once) and since it's older than I am (in cat years) I tend to avoid giving it flying lessons like my kid did in her youth.
For the most part; we live our seperate lives in the same place and experience life in our own ways... I fly a online computer sim.. it sits on the table and stares at me like I'm a moronwith with it's oh-so superior smug half-purr . When I get tired of this, I take off a shoe and threaten to toss it at it.. it bolts; I go back to flying.
Till tonight. I'm in the middle of havin a blast tearin up knitland, we've got a beachhead; things are goin pretty good.. phone rings. Ex-wife. Seems the kid; on her second day of school (new boarding school) has wigged out.. wants to come home, hates it there, nobody likes her (wait till they get to know her), she has no friends (see answer #1), etc etc. Being a doting and caring parent; I call the kid at her new school and offer some encouragement (no; we ain't comming to get you), explain that it's normal to feel lost scared and depressed in new surroundings (wait till you get a divorce, kid), and to buck up and give it a few weeks...
Mollified (for maybe 10-12 minutes; I bet) she gets off the phone and goes back to face the music, and I get in front of the computer and start booting up.
*thump* MEOWRRRRRR!!! *wham* *thump*
Unconcerned, I continue to stare at the bios and cmos statements as they scoll by, sure that Hairball is just having a little argument with the cat toys (hairball tends to be vindictive and dictatorial; a trait I understand is normal in a cat) and give it minimal notice. Ahhh a normal desktop; Winders 98 has surprised me again, I can try to get on the internet and get in virtual line for the world-wide-wait.
*thump* MEOWRRRRRR!!! *wham* HISSSSSSSSSS *thump* MEOWRRRRRRRR!!
Sounds like a hell of a battle... wonder who's winning... I continue with the ritual of cliks and nudges with the mouse; affix my headset; jostle the controls; getting closer to bishland and happy isolation from the cares of ex-wife, kid (hey; if I have an ex-wife; how come I don't have an ex-kid??); Dog; cat...
*thump* MEOWRRRRRR!!! *wham* HISSSSSSSSSS *thump* MEOWRRRRRRRR!! *CRASH*..
Ruh roh.. now somethings busted.. I get up to head towards the sounds of the ongoing ruckus and my foot snags the mic cord.. the tower whips off the table *WHUMP*, right to the floor so fast my stunned mind had yet to grasp the implications, then the monitor follows.. deperate; I lunge towards it.. damn thing must weigh 40 pounds.. UNNNGH, I save the monitor from certain doom, restore it to safety atop the desktop..
*thump* MEOWRRRRRR!!! *wham* *thump*
"GAWDAMMIT!" I roar, whipping around and again heading towards the sounds of a ruckus in progress in the bathroom and in the process yank the poor tower through my chair (cord still around my foot) whick smacks the endtable; sending the phone and the light crashing to the floor (which gets my now freaked out downstairs neighbor to start hollering and pounding) followed by the monitor I'd saved from certain destruction about 10 seconds before.
At about this point I loose my normal sense of cool equilbrium and shout at the guy downstairs "AWWW SHUT THE HELL UP: *******" and then holler towards the cat secreted in the bathroom engaged in some unknown battle royale "WHEN I GET IN THERE I'M GONNA KILL YOU TOO!"
Shattered.. like my new computer so carefully and precisley built by myself not 2 months ago, I retire to the kitchen to get an icepak for my mangled arm.. (bruised from elbow to wrist from cushioning the first fall of the monitor) and return to the living room and sit on the couch surveying the damage when I notice my ankle is bleeding profusely from that damn garrotte of a mic cord. I slowly pan my eyes around the wreckage of my life... when there comes a pounding at the front door.
"POLICE! Open up!" Oh; no... groaning; I stagger to my feet; step to the door and open it.. two real big kids in blue suits; steely eyes, they take in the scene.. the place in ruins, me bleeding; ice pack.. "Anybody else here?" As they swarm thru the doorway moving me back by force of presence I answer.. "unnnh.. no... just a cat, for the moment. Maybe not much longer tho.." Now standing in the middle of the scene of what is obviously some sort of domestic dispute, they eye me dubiously "We got a complaint from the guy downstairs, he thinks a murder was taking place here, mind if we look around?"
I sink back down onto the couch; replace the icepack; groan and listen while one, still eyeing me carefully gets on his nifty little radio and begins talking while his big blue twin goes prowling thru the bedroom and kitchen. When he reaches the bathroom (door closed) and opens it Hairball explodes out between his legs and comes close to meeting the just rewards I had planned for it in the moments immediately preceeding the arrival of the Law.. the cop goes fer his gun.
"HOLY COW!" exclaims the cop (were do these guys come from? Modesto??) 'No,' sez I.. 'cat.'
Mollified, but a bit edgy; the cop pushes the door open on the bath to reveal the scene of the crime... and he starts to laugh.
"What happened here?" sez the first cop, and I tell him about the noise from the bath; getting up, catching the cord, wrecking the computer, all in gristly angry detail. The interview concludes with the name, rank; ID and serial number stuff (I'm peeved they didn't rake the cat over the coals) decline to arrest the cat despite my injuries and politely suggest I change the kitty litter instead.
After they are gone I have a look in the bathroom... 4 full rolls or charmin are shredded (about knee deep in hugahunk in there) the shower curtain and rail are down; all the deruitius of human personal hygiene are missing from the sink (no doubt sunk in the sea of charmin) and the litter box has been upturned. eeeeewwww.
Outraged, I limp back to the living room. Hairball is perched upon the spot that at one time was reserved for my glorious 21" monitor, industriously grooming, pickin the charmin outta her claws and purring a very loud self satisfied purr. I notice there's and odd refraction to the sound of a cat purring while simultaneously licking it's chops. I believe I can correctly classify this cat noise as...
"I won my fight *******. How'd you do in here??"
Did I ever tell you guys I hate cats??
Bish, sorry; I ain't gonna be on-line fer a few days.. I'm down to a laptop till I get this mess cleaned up. Knits; you can send Hairballs medal for saving knitland and covering my toothbrush with cat turds to the rooks, who know what to do with such things.
Hairball, meanwile; basking in the self-satisfied glory of whipping up on Mr Whipple, continues to languish on my vacated desktop.
I think I will hide my laptop tonight when I go to bed.... most assuredly still bemoaning the existence of ex-wives; kids and their gawdammned cats.
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Never read that before but THAT is a classic!!!
mtnman, I had contact dermatitis for about 4 years on my hands. I used to wash them with peroxide. That condition vacuums!!
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Umm, two words.....
Wife Ack
'nuff said.
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That's perfect. Not just perfect, classic.
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There is not enough clearance under my desk for my knees if I do not extend my legs far enough. I recently added rudder peddles to my set of controls. You can probably figure out the rest.
I like my cat.
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with my cat sleeping in my lap while competing in the koth which i won and i start screaming which scares the crap out of the cat who procedes to do a cat burn out tearing flesh and cloth from my crotch to my head she then runs across the room stopping to look back a my smiling bleeding corpse and has the nerve to look at me with what the frack was that all about look on her face. ya it was a good day
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Originally posted by hubsonfire
I've chipped a tooth eating pretzel nuggets, burned myself, spilled beers in my lap, spilled bourbon in my keyboard, had a chair buckle and throw me out, fallen after getting tangled up in cables, cracked my head on the desk trying to grab something I'd knocked off, and fallen down during a beer run(running in a darkened apartment after rearranging the furniture is dangerous), but that's about it.
What you're not telling them is that this was all in one night.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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set to climb out. pull the headphones out so i can hear whats going on from another room.
head to the bathroom....
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!!!
HOLY!
ZIP! AAAAAGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
yep. zipped it.
cripes that hurts like hell...
BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!
free said zipped item...run back to study to try to save myself before the picker takes me down...
grab the joystick...start to maneuver.
go to sit down.
chair pulled out. chair isnt there.
plane falls to peices.
i fall to tile.
ouch.
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Last night:
Set my plane to auto climb after lift off.
Lean back in my chair to relax my eyes for a minute.
Never stopped leaning back until I made contact with the floor....waving my arms in circles and trying to lean forward like an idiot.
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Originally posted by NoBaddy
Welp, I did fall out of a chair once when I ducked a headon pass. The only injury was to my pride though. :)
Now that's what you call a high immersion factor :)
Badboy
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Used to like to get a quick flight in before supper. Get home from work jump in the shower, then a quick flight(pantless) while wife made supper. Stopped that when I found out my new boxer pup wasn't particular about what he bit when trying to get my attention.
zrex aka buck11
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Originally posted by used2bz
Used to like to get a quick flight in before supper. Get home from work jump in the shower, then a quick flight(pantless) while wife made supper. Stopped that when I found out my new boxer pup wasn't particular about what he bit when trying to get my attention.
zrex aka buck11
:D zrex that explains alot
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Have finally gotten over "Air Warrior Elbow" which comes from resting the joy stick elbow on a hard surface. I built up a callus so thick I had to sand it down. In AH I've become smarter & put a gel mouse pad under the elbow.
-MI-
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Been bitten by cat while flying, reach down to smack teh mother ******, get bit again, jump up, trip over USB cable, fall on my face, hit the cat by accident who proceded to attack me even more, finally give the cat the smack it deserves, look up... My Me-262 has just been shot down :(
Was on a bombing run with Overlag. Had to leave shortly, decided to take a shower in transit. Had about 3 minutes to shower, get dressed in fancy clothes, get shoes on, and get back to game. Tripped twice, got bit by cat (That one particular cat is a real ***hole) hit head in shower (Shower head is design for short people, its actually mounted so low its at my shoulder height) stubbed two toes, and cut hand. Made it back in time to hit the target and RTB!
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lol these are all hilarous...
My tooth is a mere childsplay compared to some of these :rofl :rofl
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man you guys are worse than skuzzy...tripping over so many wires...jeez...skuzzy has competition!
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Originally posted by hubsonfire
fallen after getting tangled up in cables
cracked my head on the desk trying to grab something I'd knocked off
fallen down during a beer run(running in a darkened apartment after rearranging the furniture is dangerous), but that's about it.
Christ hub.... Atleast we know how you got to be the way your are now :p
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Originally posted by NoBaddy
Welp, I did fall out of a chair once when I ducked a headon pass. The only injury was to my pride though. :)
Glad to know I am not the only person to find themselves ducking when playing AH....
PS I think cats have it in for AH, My daughters decided to climb my leg (Claws extended) whilst I was in a furball...
THe dam thing likes to walk over my keyboard when I play also....
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My cat plays CSS. He swipes at planes in AH occasionally but I think they're too small to get his attention.
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I fell asleep at the stick one time 3 AM in AW flying over "the pond". When my head slumped, I dinged my forehead on the point of the hat switch which kind of woke me up quick. Blinked the blurries out of my eyes to see i was at 28K, and then noticed hearing an engine other than my own. Looked back to see a 109k4 400 behind and below me trying to pull his nose up. Somehow I managed to kill the k4 and then went on autopilot to go check out the red dot between my eyebrows.
Also now I dont feel so bad about finding myself leaning around in my chair while using the arrow keys trying to see around the sides of my planes nose :)
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Originally posted by g00b
My cat plays CSS. He swipes at planes in AH occasionally but I think they're too small to get his attention.
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Dude! Your cat is SO cute!
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the worst thing that can happen to me playing AH is smoking while climbing out and then being interupted before i can stub it and thinking (which i always do) 'whatever ill finish my smoke and kill you'... nothing makes a tough fight harder than a hotrock in the groin, im just thankfull for the ones that fall out before they burn my lips.
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Originally posted by Platano
I just finished Chippin my tooth during a fight in the AvA.. and it hurts :(
I was in a 1v1 fight with Kong and I was eating Cheesenips during the fight...
I was in a 47 him in a k4...at one point we almost collided so I cringed and bit hard on my tongue Ring and CRunCH.... part of my molar gone :(
:D
NEWSFLASH!
Tongues were never designed to have blobs of metal affixed through them.
Most dentists recommend against tongue rigns because of the dental problems that can occur over time.
Not to mention Tongue peircings can lead to a whole host of other health problems
You decided to roll the dice. and you lost.
Let that be a life lesson for ya.
whether you learn from it or not is up to you ;)
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Dude! Your cat is SO cute!
Ok Reynolds your man points just went down the drain.
Reynolds man points stand as fallowed ( -43 )
hehe Reynolds:aok
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lol. I love cats, what can I say?
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Originally posted by SkyRock
Back when I was married.........
cereal bowl to left ear for not responding to a very important question about when the cat litter was last changed. Note to all married men, when you see that look in her eye, even though you are right in the middle of a 1 vs 4 and winning, take the headset off and say yes dear! Generally this destabilizes the pressure that is building up between the ears of the old lady! It gives you about 1.3 seconds to duck or put arms in front of face!
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Heh. my family learned when I say "not now" when Im playing I mean NOT NOW.
I'll put up with almost anything. And often do
But dont dare bother me when Im in an intence knife fight and I say "Not Now"
Gotta learn to stand your ground man.
In a clear and commanding voice you have to let them know that unless its something that is dire. like someone is dying, or the house is on fire. It can wait a few minutes till your done.
A few times of this and they eventually figure it out.
The good part is inbetween the time when they havent "gotten" it yet and the time they actually do They often stop talking to you altogether.
Leaving you to fly in peace and quiet for a few days:D
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Never been physicaly hurt while playing.
Used to also "duck" the head on passses also though LOL I can relate
Worst thats happened is Im taking a drink of coffee when I notie tracers going by my cockpit.
I grab the stick and go into evasives.
At almost that exact moment I swallow and my coffee goes down the wrong pipe.
Now here I am trying to evade and fight with a mouthfull of coffe and my body just screaming to let it out.
Now my body is trying to cough and Im sitting there trying to get into a position to extend. Mouth clenched shut Body heaving.
Eventually I cant hold it back and I spray my monitor,desk and Keyboard with coffee.
But I managed to get away with only a few holes in the plane
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Now I have developed a rash in my ears, that goes away if I am unable to play AH for awhile. It is a nasty bleeding, itching thing. I'm guessing it is something to do with an allergy to the foam on my headset. Doc called it "contact dermititis" and gave me a lotion that keeps it away for a week or two at a time
there is just something terribly wrong about the above statement. really really wrong.
the story about that dude and his cat and the cops is one of the funniest things i have ever read in here. that should be published in a gaming magazine.
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I've done the head bobbing to many times to count, wife still laughs at me.
Back when my daughter was still a baby there was one night on AH I had to go to the bathroom so bad my bladder hurt. So I finally get a chance to go, hit auto level, jump up and take off forgetting I still had my headset on. Nearly snatched my ears off, everything on the desk crashed to the floor waking my daughter. She wakes up screaming so I turn real fast to go get her in hopes my wife hasn't woke up yet to see how late it is, hit the low hanging chandelier (is removed now) with my head. I have since learned to yank the headset off first thing.
Lambo
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
NEWSFLASH!
Tongues were never designed to have blobs of metal affixed through them.
Most dentists recommend against tongue rigns because of the dental problems that can occur over time.
Not to mention Tongue peircings can lead to a whole host of other health problems
You decided to roll the dice. and you lost.
Let that be a life lesson for ya.
whether you learn from it or not is up to you ;)
I ve had it for 4 years..this the first time nething like this has happened soooo........
:noid :noid :noid :noid
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Originally posted by Platano
I know its my fault for wearin my sex tool during a sorty in AH (:lol )
By the way REALLY didnt need to hear that... lol
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Had a set of buffs on auto and inb for a factory, went and topped up my cofee cup and lit a ciggarette, Just heading outside to enjoy my smoke and coffee when I heard the omnious roar of something fast coming in, As I spun to head back, fell on my prettythang on the kitchen floor, coffee everywhere and my lit smoke, extinguished in a pool of coffee, just saw one buff go down to something and thought "stuff it" went and cleaned up the mess then carried on outside the door, leaving whoever it was to have his fill.
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Originally posted by Reynolds
By the way REALLY didnt need to hear that... lol
It improves his blowjob technique, no wonder 56th like him so much.
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I was leaning sideways in my chair tryin to pick up a cigarette while watching the screen and the welds on the bottom of my leather chair broke and i ended up on my bellybutton laughin .
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Originally posted by Hawco
Had a set of buffs on auto and inb for a factory, went and topped up my cofee cup and lit a ciggarette, Just heading outside to enjoy my smoke and coffee when I heard the omnious roar of something fast coming in, As I spun to head back, fell on my prettythang on the kitchen floor, coffee everywhere and my lit smoke, extinguished in a pool of coffee, just saw one buff go down to something and thought "stuff it" went and cleaned up the mess then carried on outside the door, leaving whoever it was to have his fill.
Yep been there and done it... cept I tried jumping over the lounge to get to PC before I died... I didn't make it.... Neither did my groin.... gave teh wife a laugh at least
Now when I hear an incomming con whilst I am on auto climb and AFK I just accept the inevitable....
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in my house we have 2 dogs and we put a metal gate in the hallway so they would stay out of the game room and office and not pee all over everything and we keep it closed when they are running around.
i was in a fighter went afk to use the bathroom and as im coming back i hear small pings and i start running to save my plane, i hit the metal gate with my thigh and i fall on my butt, the metal gate swings and hits the wall and comes back just as fast and hits the side of my head...worried about the game more than my body i got up as fast as i could and got back to save my 190...after that i went to see what the damage was and i had a massive 2 inch in diameter bruise on the side of my thigh and i had a knot on the side of my head...and a bad headache for the rest of the day
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Is it just me? Or do we all care WAY too much about this game? lol
"Somewhere, HiTech is reading this and laughing meniacally..."
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Originally posted by 1epic1
in my house we have 2 dogs and we put a metal gate in the hallway so they would stay out of the game room and office and not pee all over everything and we keep it closed when they are running around.
i was in a fighter went afk to use the bathroom and as im coming back i hear small pings and i start running to save my plane, i hit the metal gate with my thigh and i fall on my butt, the metal gate swings and hits the wall and comes back just as fast and hits the side of my head...worried about the game more than my body i got up as fast as i could and got back to save my 190...after that i went to see what the damage was and i had a massive 2 inch in diameter bruise on the side of my thigh and i had a knot on the side of my head...and a bad headache for the rest of the day
Man that had to hurt :huh
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i cant tell you how many endless times i have hurt my fist punching my crt moniter after a cheap shot
nothing fascinating but hey
it hurts
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Originally posted by Ball
It improves his blowjob technique, no wonder 56th like him so much.
actually ur spouse doesnt complain about it :D :aok
I kiid :p
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Originally posted by Platano
actually ur spouse doesnt complain about it
May I point out this one simple word that may motivate you to... 'reconsider' you comeback.
Originally posted by Ball
blowjob
Is this an... 'outing' we are getting from you platano?
lol. j/k
or am I?
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I "P" my pants and become epileptic when I get shot at.
Please if you see me in the MA do not kill me. Be compasionate.
Thanks
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Plat way off topic but what is ur xbox live ID? I have short term memory probs i swear!
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Originally posted by Husky01
Plat way off topic but what is ur xbox live ID? I have short term memory probs i swear!
P Moreno (space included)
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Ok P check ur message box bro:D
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
NEWSFLASH!
Tongues were never designed to have blobs of metal affixed through them.
Most dentists recommend against tongue rigns because of the dental problems that can occur over time.
Not to mention Tongue peircings can lead to a whole host of other health problems
You decided to roll the dice. and you lost.
Let that be a life lesson for ya.
whether you learn from it or not is up to you ;)
omg...there is nothing wrong with havin a tongue ring....actually for a guy to have sounds interesting..anyways...i have one and i have never had any problems with mine, i have bit down on it but thankfully it broke the tongue ring instead of my tooth.
when i fly, i have my joystick on the top of my desk and i rest my elbow on the puller outter thing that my keyboard sets on, lately i have had alot of pain in my right elbow...i assume is from resting it on the hard metal puller outter thingy. i'm gonna have to make something soft to sit on there so i wont hurt my elbow no more..hehe
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When I played AW and still in the army my drunk roomie was trying to benchpress his bunk when it fell on his face busting his nose. He asked for help and he had to wait till I landed....about 7 mins later.
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Originally posted by bzek74
When I played AW and still in the army my drunk roomie was trying to benchpress his bunk when it fell on his face busting his nose. He asked for help and he had to wait till I landed....about 7 mins later.
haha
i can totally picture that
i mean i dont know what you look like but i am deffinetly getting an image of that happening
lol
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Originally posted by SkyRock
Back when I was married.........
cereal bowl to left ear for not responding to a very important question about when the cat litter was last changed. Note to all married men, when you see that look in her eye, even though you are right in the middle of a 1 vs 4 and winning, take the headset off and say yes dear! Generally this destabilizes the pressure that is building up between the ears of the old lady! It gives you about 1.3 seconds to duck or put arms in front of face!
:D
How do you get the blowup doll to throw the cereal bowl at you?
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If you bite them hard enough, they'll fly off the handle. Or shelf, or hanger, for that matter.
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Twice...
Mine were both while playing a different game (well getting ready for a match) Playing a game called Delta Force 2.
First time... Match was about to begin,I was leading the squad @ the time and setting up matches.I had to deal w/the other squads guy,set rules,make sure whos playing ect,ect.
Your always rushing before a match,I was done,ready to login the match server and get a few minutes warm up b4 we start. I swung my chair around to quick get another beer and didnt notice my cd tray had opened and tore it off with my shin,while ripping a nice gash into my skin which still has a healthy scar.Now,bleeding like hell down my leg,and realizing I now had to reinstall the game onto my other HD within 9-10 minutes or we start a man short,first thing was first...get my beer.
It all worked out,another squadmember came online and he went in and I drank me beer
The second time,same thing but I had like 15-20 minutes to kill b4 we started so off to the party store for a can of kodiak and a 40 oz.I have no clue why,but I took my kids BMX peddle bike which was WAY to small.The store was only 2 streets over,but it took me way longer then expected with the knocking the knees off the handlebars n stuff,so I was riding as fast as I could on the way back with a nice big freash chew of kodiak in my mouth and drinking my 40 (can chew n drink at the same time) cuz frankly,I was damn tired from all the riding by now.I was chugging down the sidewalk and it was dark and I didnt see it curve to the left right b4 the street and before I knew it,I was flat on my back,wind knocked out of me and now a stomach full of Kodiak I just swallowed...........But I still had that 40 upright with not a drop spilled thank you very much.
what we will go through just to kill some pixels on a screen:aok
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were you playin Task Force Dagger?
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was playing delta force 2...never played tfd.
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Yous guys are all kidding...right?:huh