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Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: Apeking on December 31, 2006, 01:09:29 PM
This is Willy Messerschmitt. He did planes. What is he thinking?
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r57/Tapeking/messerschmitt.jpg)

"Ah, Maria. Maria, Maria, with your soft hair. Wilhelmine. Lenka. Galina, how my heart sings when I hear your name. Hanna, oh Hanna. This works means nothing to me. All this data... these papers, they are nothing. God made my hands for women, not aeroplanes. Ah, this sweet sorrow."
Title: Re: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: Ripsnort on December 31, 2006, 01:14:31 PM
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Originally posted by Apeking
This is Willy Messerschmitt. He did planes. What is he thinking?


What was he thinking and doing?

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Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: Vulcan on December 31, 2006, 08:04:01 PM
He's think why can't I be as cool as this guy:

(http://www.focke-wulf190.com/images/sander.jpg)
Title: Re: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: DiabloTX on December 31, 2006, 08:25:25 PM
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r57/Tapeking/messerschmitt.jpg)


"Ahhh Dora...ja, Dora!  Very gut!  No, Emil!  Emil eez ze ein.  Nein.  Friedrich!  Oh, ja!  Friedrich eez loovely.  No,  Gustav.  Oh my, Gustav!  Oh...Oh...KURFURST!!!  JA, JA!! KURFURST EEZ ZE HAWT!!!!"
Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: Blooz on December 31, 2006, 08:38:25 PM
"I wonder what Ernst Heinkel is up to right now?"
Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: Tac on December 31, 2006, 11:17:58 PM
"The P-38 could do THAT?"
Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: Angus on January 01, 2007, 07:48:10 AM
This guy owns them :D

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Hugo_Junkers.jpg)
Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: OOZ662 on January 01, 2007, 08:04:20 AM
'nuff said.

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Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: JB88 on January 01, 2007, 08:59:09 AM
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Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: MiloMorai on January 01, 2007, 09:28:29 AM
What an uber messycrap that 109 is.:O
Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: icemaw on January 01, 2007, 01:57:30 PM
damn spitfires or
fuel we dont need no more stinking fuel dumkoff
Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: Bodhi on January 01, 2007, 04:53:00 PM
This man is far better than any luftpansy


(http://www.invent.org/images/images_hof/induction/hires/grumman.jpg)
Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: Pooh21 on January 01, 2007, 05:19:47 PM
furball who the devil is that geezer?
Lord Prunely from Raisenthorpe?
Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: JB88 on January 01, 2007, 06:37:59 PM
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Originally posted by Pooh21
Lord Prunely from Raisenthorpe?


heh

:D
Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: DiabloTX on January 01, 2007, 06:43:31 PM
Mr. Grumman.

Willy got one plane right.  The rest were studies in mediocrity.
Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: Apeking on January 01, 2007, 07:02:07 PM
"Willy got one plane right.  The rest were studies in mediocrity."

Well, I agree with you on the Bf 110, it was superb once he fixed the bugs. But you're being much too harsh on the Bf 109. It was Germany's front-line fighter throughout WW2, and quite a few people like to fly it in Aces High. Also, the Me 262 was successful, at least in its own terms.

(pause)

Yes, I know.
Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: DiabloTX on January 01, 2007, 07:27:39 PM
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Originally posted by Apeking
"Willy got one plane right.  The rest were studies in mediocrity."

Well, I agree with you on the Bf 110, it was superb once he fixed the bugs. But you're being much too harsh on the Bf 109. It was Germany's front-line fighter throughout WW2, and quite a few people like to fly it in Aces High. Also, the Me 262 was successful, at least in its own terms.

(pause)

Yes, I know.


I stand corrected.  He got 2 right.
Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: Viking on January 01, 2007, 08:58:03 PM
Bf 108
Bf 109
Bf 110
Me 209
Me 262
Me 321
Me 323
Me 410

All very successful planes. The Me 209's 1939 speed record stood for 30 years before being broken by a race modified F8F. The most produced fighter ever. The fighter that destroyed the most enemy planes ever. The first jet fighter. The first rocket plane/fighter. The largest transport glider of the war. The largest transport plane of the war.

Today Airbus is part Messerschmitt.
Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: MiloMorai on January 02, 2007, 12:27:26 AM
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The Me 209's 1939 speed record stood for 30 years before being broken by a race modified F8F.
Only because Heinkel with its modded production He100 was not allowed another attempt after the specially designed 209 beat the Heinkel's speed.

Only because no one attempted to best the 209s speed for 30 years with a prop a/c.
Title: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
Post by: Debonair on January 02, 2007, 12:50:03 AM
alistair sim OWNS!:aok :aok :aok