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Title: Hey YOU!
Post by: cav58d on January 09, 2007, 12:22:21 AM

Why are you looking here, when the joke is inside your pants?

Keep it going (bathroom wall humor)

Title: Hey YOU!
Post by: Angry Samoan on January 09, 2007, 12:24:55 AM

Here i sit all down and dirty hiding out till 4:30:rolleyes:

Title: Hey YOU!
Post by: Neubob on January 09, 2007, 12:36:22 AM

For a good time, call 1-800-cav-58dd

the extra 'd' is for dumptruck.

Title: Hey YOU!
Post by: cav58d on January 09, 2007, 12:42:38 AM

Took me five minutes to get a single freakin drop of PP out, and all I got from this urinal was herpes....lmfao

Title: Hey YOU!
Post by: Debonair on January 09, 2007, 01:08:14 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Neubob
For a good time, call 1-800-cav-58dd

the extra 'd' is for dumptruck.

58dd? thats a dumptruck full of b00bs:O :O :O :O

Title: Hey YOU!
Post by: EagleEyes on January 09, 2007, 04:23:32 AM

As you read this, think of how many guys have had s3x on the toilet seat your sitting on.  Now think of their sweaty arses rubben on it, and the man juice thats all over that seat.  Id imagen by now, your no longer reading this, but your running out of the stall with your pants around your ankles.  Dont trip and HAVE A NICE DAY!!

Title: Hey YOU!
Post by: Airscrew on January 09, 2007, 11:44:10 AM

those who write on ****house walls roll their **** in little balls...
Those that read these word of wit, sit and eat those balls of ****

Title: Hey YOU!
Post by: Airscrew on January 09, 2007, 11:47:00 AM

Here I set in deepest dread, went to fart and **** instead.

Here I sit all broken hearted, went to **** and only farted.
an hour later took a chance, strained a fart and **** my pants...

Title: Hey YOU!
Post by: Airscrew on January 09, 2007, 02:43:48 PM

ok, I had to look this one up because I couldnt remember it all.  Last time I saw this it was written on the wall of the mens toilet in the Bulldog bar in Amsterdam

In days of old
When knights were bold
And toilets weren't invented,
They left their load
Beside the road
And walked away contented.


and another
Here I sit, cheeks a-flexin',
Giving birth to another Texan.

Title: Hey YOU!
Post by: RATTFINK on January 09, 2007, 03:30:56 PM

I'm here every day at no given time and ready for some luvin.

-BillyBobJoe Jr. III

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Post by: AWMac on January 09, 2007, 03:39:20 PM

Last Graf '39.

A. Hitler

*Actually read this on a wall at Graf during a Gunnery Range 1989.*

Mac

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Post by: Gunthr on January 09, 2007, 03:45:56 PM

Ole King Cole
Was a merry ole soul
With a buckskin belly
and a rubber prettythanghole
He had two lead balls
And an electric c*ck
He gave those girls a helluva shock.

circa 1964

Title: Hey YOU!
Post by: VermGhost on January 10, 2007, 01:32:39 AM

I am Eric the Grout

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Post by: FBplmmr on January 10, 2007, 05:55:50 AM

"watch your toes, I cut the hose"- jobsite port-a-john


"we put this bathroom in,
 it cost alot of dough.

please drop a penny in,
 each time you have to go." - in our outhouse when i was a kid

Title: Hey YOU!
Post by: SirLoin on January 10, 2007, 05:18:55 PM

I luv it when some dumbprettythang redneck draws the Swastika backwards.

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Post by: Dace on January 10, 2007, 05:21:21 PM

Funniest one I've seen was in a porta-potty on one of my jobsites. It said: "Attention plumbers, sink to low, soap won't lather.":lol

Title: Hey YOU!
Post by: DYNAMITE on January 10, 2007, 05:40:30 PM

If your hose is to short or your pump is to weak, stand a little closer or you might wet your feet...

Title: Hey YOU!
Post by: DadRabit on January 10, 2007, 06:06:05 PM

"Quit throwing your toothpicks in the toilet.  The crabs are learning to pole vault........"