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Title: Yo Momma
Post by: rpm on January 17, 2007, 10:45:30 PM
Yo Momma is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

(Disclaimer: This thread is not a reflection of anyone or their Momma, unless the shoe actually fits yo Momma's fat foot!)
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: Mr No Name on January 17, 2007, 10:48:34 PM
Yo mama so fat I had to do a double take just to see the ***** once!
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: VooWho on January 17, 2007, 10:50:11 PM
Yo momma so fat, when she climbed and sat on the rainbow, the skittles popped out.
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: JB88 on January 17, 2007, 10:55:10 PM
your momma don't dance and your daddy don't rock n' roll.
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: Debonair on January 18, 2007, 12:27:17 AM
(http://www.portlandmercury.com/binary/ddf3120b/grabbag.jpg)
(http://www.portlandmercury.com/binary/237ed3ac/grabbag.jpg)
(http://www.portlandmercury.com/binary/f17f9ded/grabbag.jpg)
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: Seraphim on January 18, 2007, 12:37:06 AM
Yo mommas booty so big, when she sits down shes 2 feet taller!
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: FBplmmr on January 18, 2007, 05:21:52 AM
yo momma's sooo fat when she cut her leg... gravy came out!
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: Torque on January 18, 2007, 05:30:38 AM
yo momma is so stupid, when told to make up her mind, she puts lipstick on her forehead.
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: Husky01 on January 18, 2007, 06:11:33 AM
Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee I slept with your momma now it burns when I pee!
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: Keiler on January 18, 2007, 06:15:30 AM
Yo mama is so fat, her butt has its own moon!
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: bzek74 on January 18, 2007, 06:18:37 AM
Your mommas mouth soo nasty her dentures have cavities.
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: moot on January 18, 2007, 06:28:19 AM
Ya mama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXIJuVy_wC0)
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: eagl on January 18, 2007, 06:48:36 AM
Yo mama so fat she went to sea world and they throw her back in the tank!

Yo mama so fat jenny craig pays HER to stay away!

Yo mama so fat her stretch marks got their own street signs!

Yo mama so fat yo daddy cheatin on her with some other girl tucked up in a fold
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: Ripsnort on January 18, 2007, 08:15:29 AM
Yo momma.....ah hell, I'll just post the link:
http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=148248&referrerid=3203
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: Red Tail 444 on January 18, 2007, 10:11:09 AM
Yo mamma's so fat she bends sunlight
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: republic on January 18, 2007, 11:10:23 AM
Yomomma's so fat they said it was chilly out and she ran outside with a bowl.