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Title: Lanc + Nookie
Post by: Spikes on January 19, 2007, 03:37:23 PM
lanc has nookie:

(http://shockwaveproductions.com/wingsofpower/screenshots/lanc_gs-2.jpg)
Title: Lanc + Nookie
Post by: RAIDER14 on January 19, 2007, 04:46:57 PM
(http://newd2event.net/img/fun/noob.jpg)
that is not a nook it is the
grand slam bomb (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Slam_bomb)
Title: Lanc + Nookie
Post by: Denholm on January 19, 2007, 05:15:09 PM
^Exactly^
Title: Lanc + Nookie
Post by: Wes14 on January 19, 2007, 09:40:02 PM
umm i dont think that thing makes a dint compared to the paower of a nookie:p
Title: Lanc + Nookie
Post by: okiebob on January 20, 2007, 06:16:19 AM
earthquake bomb is another name i think...they used it to sink the TIRPITZ
Title: Lanc + Nookie
Post by: Meatwad on January 20, 2007, 10:18:13 AM
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c307/shadow077/noob.jpg)

You may want to stay in the freeloader forums, you dont know whats going on in the MA to post elsewhere
Title: Lanc + Nookie
Post by: Denholm on January 20, 2007, 04:04:46 PM
Meatwad, again, just because we can't afford to pay for more fun doesn't close us out from communicating with the top men. And be careful, that character is pointing at you!:lol
Title: Lanc + Nookie
Post by: Wes14 on January 20, 2007, 04:42:13 PM
:rofl
Title: Lanc + Nookie
Post by: Kev367th on January 20, 2007, 05:14:35 PM
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Originally posted by okiebob
earthquake bomb is another name i think...they used it to sink the TIRPITZ


Actually they used "Tallboys" (Grandslams little brother) to sink the Tirpitz.
Title: Lanc + Nookie
Post by: RAIDER14 on January 20, 2007, 07:44:45 PM
these kind of bombs were used on U-boat facilities
Title: Lanc + Nookie
Post by: Kev367th on January 20, 2007, 08:29:26 PM
Interesting story about a Grandslam bomb -

"Apparently when Lincolnshire County Council were widening the road past RAF Scampton's main gate in about 1958, the 'gate guards' there had to be moved to make way for the new carriageway. Scampton was the WWII home of 617 Sqn, and said "gate guards" were a Lancaster...and a Grand Slam bomb.

When they went to lift the Grand Slam, thought for years to just be an empty casing, with an RAF 8 Ton Coles Crane, it wouldn't budge. "Oh, it must be filled with concrete" they said. Then somebody had a horrible thought .... No!..... Couldn't be? ... Not after all these years out here open to the public to climb over and be photographed sitting astride! .... Could it? .... Then everyone raced off to get the Station ARMO. He carefully scraped off many layers of paint and gingerly unscrewed the base plate.

Yes, you guessed it, live 1944 explosive filling! The beast was very gently lifted onto an RAF 'Queen Mary' low loader, using a much larger civvy crane (I often wonder what, if anything, they told the crane driver), then driven slowly under massive police escort to the coastal experimental range at Shoeburyness. There it was rigged for demolition, and when it 'high ordered', it proved in no uncertain terms to anyone within a ten mile radius that the filling was still very much alive!

Exhaustive investigations then took place, but nobody could find the long-gone 1944, 1945 or 1946 records which might have shown how a live 22,000 lb bomb became a gate guard for nearly the next decade and a half. Some safety distance calculations were done, however, about the effect of a Grand Slam detonating at ground level in the open. Apart from the entire RAF Station, most of the northern part of the City of Lincoln, including Lincoln Cathedral, which dates back to 1250, would have been flattened."


The one dropped on the submarine pens near Bremen penetrated 15ft of re-inforced concrete before exploding inside.
Despite not getinng them until the late stages of the war a total of 41 were dropped.
Title: Lanc + Nookie
Post by: macleod01 on January 20, 2007, 08:56:29 PM
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Originally posted by Kev367th
Yes, you guessed it, live 1944 explosive filling!


:lol :lol :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol

FOOLS!
Title: Lanc + Nookie
Post by: VooWho on January 21, 2007, 06:38:53 PM
Spikes thats not a nuke.
Title: Lanc + Nookie
Post by: Spikes on January 21, 2007, 07:27:35 PM
so, we need em, bigger than a 4K
Title: Lanc + Nookie
Post by: RAIDER14 on January 21, 2007, 07:48:29 PM
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Originally posted by spikes
so, we need em, bigger than a 4K


4k does fine