Aces High Bulletin Board

General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: sluggish on January 20, 2007, 08:48:10 AM

Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: sluggish on January 20, 2007, 08:48:10 AM: Would you hire Van Halen for your Super Sweet 16 Birthday Party?:cool:
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: Skuzzy on January 20, 2007, 09:01:56 AM: Trying to figure out how you even came up with that post to start this thread.

But all the scenarios end up being pretty twisted. :D
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: Roscoroo on January 20, 2007, 09:02:16 AM: naw ... id rather have Blue oyster cult , or Nugent .

(Clue)
(http://video.download.com/i/dl/vdl/media/image/00/10/1/11000_320x240.jpg)
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: uptown on January 20, 2007, 10:39:33 AM: I'm betting you'd get a bigger reward for NOT saving her :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: Dago on January 20, 2007, 10:44:25 AM: Quote
Originally posted by uptown
I'm betting you'd get a bigger reward for NOT saving her :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

That is gay. Brooke is hot.

I would save her reward free just for the fact that she no doubt would offer herself to me, offer to become my love slave. Yeah baby.
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: FBplmmr on January 20, 2007, 10:57:30 AM: I would buy her a "flow-be" for her eyebrow.:p

(http://www.flowbee.com/images/webrickbotflat2%20copy.jpg)
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: Mustaine on January 20, 2007, 11:00:51 AM: I'll tell you what I'd spend the money on,

2 Chicks at the same time.
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: eagl on January 20, 2007, 11:08:35 AM: I think I'd do absolutely nothing at all.
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: Dago on January 20, 2007, 11:46:03 AM: Quote
Originally posted by eagl
I think I'd do absolutely nothing at all.

With the reward, or to save Brooke?

I know you would save Brooke, you are not the type that could stand by and do nothing. By your very occupation, you are a doer, not a watcher.

But, by your occupation, I also know you would spend the reward on three things:

1) Sunglasses
2) Big watches
3) Leather Flight Jackets

;) :D
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: Kurt on January 20, 2007, 11:46:55 AM: Quote
Originally posted by eagl
I think I'd do absolutely nothing at all.

I agree, I would watch her drown and do nothing at all.

No, Thats what I'd like to do though. Her being a Human Being (of sorts) I probably would be compelled to save her.

I'd use the money to hire a hit man to snuff her our when I'm not around to save her.
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: eagl on January 20, 2007, 11:58:11 AM: Ummm the question was what would be done with the reward money, not if you'd save her in the first place...

And my answer was directly related to the answer directly above mine. It is indirectly related to a red swingline stapler, the Y2K bug, and 15 pieces of flair.

Then again, 15 pieces of flair is directly related to why my boots are always kept "black and serviceable" and not particularly shiny, no matter what the Chief's council has to say on the subject.

It's why my answer to every Chief who informs me that my lower right leg flight suit pocket is unzipped in violation of regulations, is to point out that the day he quits ironing and starching his BDUs is the day he can talk to me about the status of my zippers.

They hate that.
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: Dago on January 20, 2007, 03:12:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eagl
Ummm the question was what would be done with the reward money, not if you'd save her in the first place...

And my answer was directly related to the answer directly above mine. It is indirectly related to a red swingline stapler, the Y2K bug, and 15 pieces of flair.

Then again, 15 pieces of flair is directly related to why my boots are always kept "black and serviceable" and not particularly shiny, no matter what the Chief's council has to say on the subject.

It's why my answer to every Chief who informs me that my lower right leg flight suit pocket is unzipped in violation of regulations, is to point out that the day he quits ironing and starching his BDUs is the day he can talk to me about the status of my zippers.

They hate that.

You just think it would be great to be a gangsta!
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: AWMac on January 20, 2007, 03:25:13 PM: Are sharks involved?

If there's sharks she's on her own.

Bah Bye Brooke....

:D

Mac
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: bj229r on January 20, 2007, 03:30:31 PM: buy her a boob job
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: culero on January 20, 2007, 03:43:45 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mustaine
I'll tell you what I'd spend the money on,

2 Chicks at the same time.

That doesn't cost money.

Heck, I have to say that doing it right is so much work that it ought to PAY money :)
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: john9001 on January 20, 2007, 05:03:33 PM: Brooke Shields can swim, i saw her in blue lagoon.
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: Yknurd on January 20, 2007, 05:07:51 PM: I'd take Brooke and we would go see Marie Osmond.

We'd sit around drinking mimosas and talk about postpartum depression.

I'd sympathize to show how sensitive I am.
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: rpm on January 21, 2007, 12:00:56 AM: Quote
Originally posted by eagl
Then again, 15 pieces of flair is directly related to why my boots are always kept "black and serviceable" and not particularly shiny, no matter what the Chief's council has to say on the subject.
15 pieces of flair is the minimum required. Do you only do the minimum required for your job?
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: eagl on January 21, 2007, 12:10:57 AM: If the minimum isn't good enough, then they should change the minimum.

So... more?

Here, this is me expressing myself. *finger*

:)
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: rpm on January 21, 2007, 12:21:40 AM: Umm, yeah. I'm going to have to ask you to move your desk again.
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: Dago on January 21, 2007, 12:27:29 AM: I don't like my job, I don't think I am going to go anymore.
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: Holden McGroin on January 21, 2007, 04:33:45 AM: office space trailer (http://www.break.com/index/office_space_recut.html)
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: Mustaine on January 21, 2007, 04:52:28 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
office space trailer (http://www.break.com/index/office_space_recut.html)
:aok :rofl
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: Mustaine on January 21, 2007, 04:58:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by culero
That doesn't cost money.

Heck, I have to say that doing it right is so much work that it ought to PAY money :)
I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: Nilsen on January 21, 2007, 05:46:45 AM: i would not accept MONEY as the reward :D
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: culero on January 21, 2007, 12:11:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mustaine
I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

No, I mean its work being the "1" in a "2v1"....anyone who says different ain't done it, or at least done it properly :)
Title: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?
Post by: Brenjen on January 21, 2007, 12:18:31 PM: It depends entirely on my needs at the moment & how much the reward was.