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Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: rpm on January 22, 2007, 12:45:47 PM
Bill Parcells just quit as head coach of the Dallas Cowboys. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Now the big question. Who's next?? Is Barry Switzer still available?
Title: Re: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: lukster on January 22, 2007, 12:53:38 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
Bill Parcells just quit as head coach of the Dallas Cowboys. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Now the big question. Who's next?? Is Barry Switzer still available?


Bite yer tongue.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Elfie on January 22, 2007, 01:16:08 PM
Give Barry Switzer 5 years and he'll have the Dallas Cowboys on NCAA probation. :D
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Hoarach on January 22, 2007, 01:18:15 PM
So what head coaches are without a job right now....Art Shell, Dennis Green, Jim Mora.  Which one will Dallas take?
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: lukster on January 22, 2007, 01:20:40 PM
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Originally posted by Elfie
Give Barry Switzer 5 years and he'll have the Dallas Cowboys on NCAA probation. :D


We did, not quite 5 tho iirc, and he did try to carry a handgun onto a plane. That was Switzer wasn't it?
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Denholm on January 22, 2007, 01:26:28 PM
Maybe an assistant from the New Orleans saints should break off to become head coach.:rofl
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Shuckins on January 22, 2007, 02:32:06 PM
You can take Houston Nutt.   Please.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Cougar68 on January 22, 2007, 02:34:19 PM
Now if they'll just get rid of Terrell Owens I can go back to rooting for them.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Denholm on January 22, 2007, 02:37:27 PM
OH NO! TO!
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Airscrew on January 22, 2007, 03:03:33 PM
Bring back Mike Ditka :t
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Eagler on January 22, 2007, 03:03:35 PM
must be nice to be able to walk away  from 5 million dollars ..
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: eagl on January 22, 2007, 03:10:04 PM
I doubt we'll ever hear the real reason he quit but my bet is that it became a "me or T.O.", and the front office chose T.O. because he fills more seats and sells more team schwag than Parcells does.

Parcells hated even saying the guy's name, but the front office has to maximize attendance and licensing revenue.  Seems like it would be a pretty easy choice to make from an owner perspective...

Then again, I could be wrong.  Still, I doubt we'll ever hear the real story.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: lasersailor184 on January 22, 2007, 03:31:33 PM
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Originally posted by Cougar68
Now if they'll just get rid of Terrell Owens I can go back to rooting for them.


ON behalf of Philadelphia, we're willing to trade you Donovan McNabb for Terrel Owens.


Accept or decline?
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on January 22, 2007, 03:34:15 PM
The Cowboys ceased to be the Cowboys when Tex sold them to Jerry. I ceased to care anyhtnig about them shortly thereafter.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Denholm on January 22, 2007, 03:38:37 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
ON behalf of Philadelphia, we're willing to trade you Donovan McNabb for Terrel Owens.

Why do we need another QB when we have Tony Romeo.:cool:
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Hawco on January 22, 2007, 03:43:01 PM
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Originally posted by Hoarach
So what head coaches are without a job right now....Art Shell, Dennis Green, Jim Mora.  Which one will Dallas take?

Art shell, please take Art shell.....:D
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Cougar68 on January 22, 2007, 04:42:13 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
ON behalf of Philadelphia, we're willing to trade you Donovan McNabb for Terrel Owens.


Accept or decline?


Done.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 22, 2007, 05:03:35 PM
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Originally posted by Hoarach
So what head coaches are without a job right now....Art Shell, Dennis Green, Jim Mora.  Which one will Dallas take?


I predict none of the above.

Im betting  Jerry Jones dips back int the College ranks.
Possibly luring Pete Caroll Back into the NFL
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 22, 2007, 05:08:14 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
ON behalf of Philadelphia, we're willing to trade you Donovan McNabb for Terrel Owens.


Accept or decline?


Why??

TO is more hype then performance

Yea hes good..when  and if he catches the ball.

"When and if" being the operative words
But how many times did he drop the ball this year?

And that was Without McNabb throwing to him
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Sixpence on January 22, 2007, 05:30:04 PM
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Originally posted by eagl
I doubt we'll ever hear the real reason he quit.


 "If you want me to cook the meal, you should at least let me shop for the groceries.":D
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: lasersailor184 on January 22, 2007, 06:17:18 PM
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"When and if" being the operative words
But how many times did he drop the ball this year?


How many games did he play without a broken hand?



If he's so over rated, then take the deal.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Hoarach on January 22, 2007, 06:21:34 PM
Pete Carrol wont leave USC.  Why would he leave a program that recruits the top players in the country and is in a bowl every year?  Especially next year they have probably the best shot at a national title with the experience coming back.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 22, 2007, 06:48:06 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
How many games did he play without a broken hand?



If he's so over rated, then take the deal.


Why?
Im not a Cowboy fan.
Nor am I an Eagle fan

But the fact remains.
TO drops ALOT of balls.
TO has always dropped ALOT of balls even without a broken hand or McNabb throwing to him.
which was the excuse I heard someone here say when he was with the Eagles.

Other fact remains that where ever he has gone. Trouble has followed him.

You can have him if you want him for all I care.

I personally wouldnt give up so much as a 6th round pick for him
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 22, 2007, 06:49:50 PM
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Originally posted by Hoarach
Pete Carrol wont leave USC.  Why would he leave a program that recruits the top players in the country and is in a bowl every year?  Especially next year they have probably the best shot at a national title with the experience coming back.


Because he wants another shot at proving himself in the NFL

If given the right opportunity. He'd leave USC
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Hoarach on January 22, 2007, 08:20:46 PM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Why?
Im not a Cowboy fan.
Nor am I an Eagle fan

But the fact remains.
TO drops ALOT of balls.
TO has always dropped ALOT of balls even without a broken hand or McNabb throwing to him.
which was the excuse I heard someone here say when he was with the Eagles.

Other fact remains that where ever he has gone. Trouble has followed him.

You can have him if you want him for all I care.

I personally wouldnt give up so much as a 6th round pick for him


100% agree on that.  TO is way overrated and not worth the trouble he brings.  TO may bring the yards and TDs but he is no way a reliable reciever to be able to throw to on every down if need be.  He is not a top reciever in this league and are guys in the NFL I would take over him.  TO is not the fastest reciever on the field and doesnt seem like he gives 100% effort on every down he plays.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DiabloTX on January 22, 2007, 08:34:05 PM
This just in...

Terrel Owens has officially changed his name and initials to Me/Myself/I.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Ripsnort on January 22, 2007, 08:38:51 PM
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Originally posted by Denholm
Why do we need another QB when we have Tony Romeo.:cool:

Damaged goods. Return to sender.
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/deusea13601070534.widec.jpg)

How much you want to bet they have a MNF match up with Cowboys in Seattle next year?
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Ripsnort on January 22, 2007, 08:39:54 PM
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
This just in...

Terrel Owens has officially changed his name and initials to Me/Myself/I.


Just curious, who did he blame for 2 catches for 34 yards against two cornerbacks who were working as a Loan officer and hunting guide the week before the play-off game?
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Ripsnort on January 22, 2007, 08:41:07 PM
Meanwhile, back in Small Market football world in the Pacific Northwest, Seahawks pick up Head Coach Jim Mora as an assistant coach. This means that Holmgren is either retiring this spring or next spring.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DiabloTX on January 22, 2007, 08:44:39 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Just curious, who did he blame for 2 catches for 34 yards against two cornerbacks who were working as a Loan officer and hunting guide the week before the play-off game?


Ummm...I'm guessing...maybe that "homo" Garcia?
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Ripsnort on January 22, 2007, 08:53:20 PM
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
Ummm...I'm guessing...maybe that "homo" Garcia?
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Slash27 on January 22, 2007, 08:54:16 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
Now the big question. Who's next??  


Bill Cower.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: E25280 on January 22, 2007, 10:48:28 PM
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Originally posted by Cougar68
Now if they'll just get rid of Terrell Owens I can go back to rooting for them.
:aok
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: E25280 on January 22, 2007, 10:49:20 PM
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Originally posted by Denholm
Why do we need another QB when we have Tony Romeo.:cool:
You do need a holder for your placekicker, however.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Sixpence on January 22, 2007, 10:51:46 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Meanwhile, back in Small Market football world in the Pacific Northwest, Seahawks pick up Head Coach Jim Mora as an assistant coach. This means that Holmgren is either retiring this spring or next spring.


Well, I am wondering if the GM has anything to do with it? You may know alot more than I do, but I remember Holmgren being stripped of his GM status. Could the screw up with Hutch and giving that money(and a draft pick) to branch have been the last straw? Or am I reading into this a little too much?
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: rpm on January 22, 2007, 11:28:53 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Damaged goods. Return to sender.
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/deusea13601070534.widec.jpg)

How much you want to bet they have a MNF match up with Cowboys in Seattle next year?
Need I remind you of the Hasselback curse? "We want the ball and we're going to WIN!"

Seattle will not win a championship while he's on the team. I'll take a fluke missed hold over a curse.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DiabloTX on January 22, 2007, 11:49:19 PM
Well, at least Tony has those rib restaurants he can fall back on.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: rpm on January 23, 2007, 12:16:18 AM
And danged fine ribs they are!!
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DiabloTX on January 23, 2007, 12:21:22 AM
I'm telling your cardiologist!!!!!

Neeener neeeener neeeeener!!!!

:p
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: rpm on January 23, 2007, 12:33:51 AM
Ummmm, Uhhhh, I was quoting from memory!!!:eek:
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Sixpence on January 23, 2007, 12:55:11 AM
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Originally posted by rpm
Seattle will not win a Conference championship while he's on the team. I'll take a fluke missed hold over a curse.


Did the stent scrape out some brain tissue? They won it last year!
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: rpm on January 23, 2007, 01:13:21 AM
Fixed. I should have just said Super Bowl.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DiabloTX on January 23, 2007, 06:00:50 AM
“I was underutilized in the offense,” Owens said. “A new coach can be good for the Cowboys. It’s not just me. But my teammates know I could have done more. I wasn’t used as a No. 1 receiver. If you don’t involve a guy, that person is not going to be as productive as he can be. That’s how I felt.”

Ok, let's count the "I's" in that paragraph.

:rolleyes:
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Ripsnort on January 23, 2007, 06:39:03 AM
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Originally posted by rpm
Need I remind you of the Hasselback curse? "We want the ball and we're going to WIN!"

Seattle will not win a championship while he's on the team. I'll take a fluke missed hold over a curse.


Huh? We already won a National Football Conference Championship....for you young guns, that WAS THE Championship before there was Hunt.

If you mean Superbowl, well thats a safe bet, only 40 QB's have ever won out of 950+ that have played in an NFL season.:rolleyes:

Besides I agree, Hasselbecks chance was last year.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: midnight Target on January 23, 2007, 08:24:29 AM
I predict Lovie Smith will be the new Dallas coach next year.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Airscrew on January 23, 2007, 09:14:13 AM
I still think Mike Ditka would be perfect.  He played for the Cowboys for a couple of years and he was an assistant coach under Tom Landry for several years (6 years?)  maybe he would punch TO in the nose and shut him up.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Skuzzy on January 23, 2007, 09:53:32 AM
I would have to wonder about any coach that would want to take the helm of the stinking, er sinking ship that is the Dallas Plowboys.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Ripsnort on January 23, 2007, 10:29:37 AM
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
I would have to wonder about any coach that would want to take the helm of the stinking, er sinking ship that is the Dallas Plowboys.

The cowboys are a relatively young team with potential talent IMO.  I don't think its a sinking ship.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Skuzzy on January 23, 2007, 10:33:42 AM
As long as the coach has to work for Jones, it will always be a sinking ship.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: soda72 on January 23, 2007, 10:46:50 AM
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
I would have to wonder about any coach that would want to take the helm of the stinking, er sinking ship that is the Dallas Plowboys.


That kind of Blasphemous talk can get you hung here in Texas...

:)










Go Stealers!!!!!


:D
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Debonair on January 23, 2007, 01:13:04 PM
never nervous norv will coach the boys in 2007 & they will sux.
thats just how they roll
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: rpm on January 23, 2007, 01:20:08 PM
No way will Norv Turner get the job. His offense is out of date. Pete Carrol might be a good guess. JJ has the $$$ to lure him in.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: jhookt on January 23, 2007, 01:28:13 PM
didn't bill cowher just leave Pittsburgh?  however i dont think he could handle Jerry jones well enough to get anything done.  i dont think there is any coach that can handle jerry and be successful
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Cougar68 on January 23, 2007, 01:54:58 PM
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Originally posted by jhookt
didn't bill cowher just leave Pittsburgh?  however i dont think he could handle Jerry jones well enough to get anything done.  i dont think there is any coach that can handle jerry and be successful


Jimmy Johnson did okay for a few years
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: rpm on January 23, 2007, 02:00:27 PM
Please, no more coaches from the Northeast. We are overpopulated with Yankees as it is.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DiabloTX on January 23, 2007, 03:08:46 PM
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
As long as the coach has to work for Jones, it will always be a sinking ship.


I guess that makes Jimmy Johnson the John Paul Jones of the NFL (the navy hero, not the Led Zep bass player).
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Skuzzy on January 23, 2007, 03:22:23 PM
The only reason Jimmy had any success was due to Jones being too busy putting his face in front of the cameras to notice what was going on.

After the press got tired of putting Jones in the spotlight, his attention turned to doing everything he could to ruin the Cowboys.

For the record, I really do not like Jones and the way he tries to run the team.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DiabloTX on January 23, 2007, 03:27:30 PM
I don't remember alot of Cowboy fans feeling that way during their Super Bowl run with J. Johnson.  But then again 'boys fans have been the most fickle of the bunch.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: midnight Target on January 23, 2007, 03:28:21 PM
Lovie is a Texan. He will bail the cheapskate Bears and be in Dallas by February 6th.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Skuzzy on January 23, 2007, 03:30:06 PM
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
I don't remember alot of Cowboy fans feeling that way during their Super Bowl run with J. Johnson.  But then again 'boys fans have been the most fickle of the bunch.
I am sure a lot of folks like him.  I dunt.  I always feel like I need a bath after listening to him talk.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Debonair on January 23, 2007, 03:35:00 PM
John Paul Jones rocked HARD[/U][/FONT] on an overweight airship.
i thinx he qualifies
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 23, 2007, 07:15:38 PM
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Originally posted by Airscrew
I still think Mike Ditka would be perfect.  He played for the Cowboys for a couple of years and he was an assistant coach under Tom Landry for several years (6 years?)  maybe he would punch TO in the nose and shut him up.


Maybe?

I dont think there is any "maybe" about it.
I think he'd knock TO on his arse LOL
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 23, 2007, 07:19:14 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
Please, no more coaches from the Northeast. We are overpopulated with Yankees as it is.


Stop sending us your mexicans and we'll stop sending you our Yankees

Keep whining about it and we'll start sending you our Hindus too ;)
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: rpm on January 23, 2007, 07:31:09 PM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Stop sending us your mexicans and we'll stop sending you our Yankees

Keep whining about it and we'll start sending you our Hindus too ;)
They are not our mexicans. They are Felipe Calderón's mexicans.
We are just the rest area/tourist trap on the illegal immigrant freeway.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: Slash27 on January 23, 2007, 07:39:38 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
They are not our mexicans. They are Felipe Calderón's mexicans.
We are just the rest area/tourist trap on the illegal immigrant freeway.
:aok
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DiabloTX on January 23, 2007, 07:44:04 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
They are not our mexicans. They are Felipe Calderón's mexicans.
We are just the rest area/tourist trap on the illegal immigrant freeway.


And someone needs to remember to open the door on the back of the 18 wheeler.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 23, 2007, 09:06:26 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
They are not our mexicans. They are Felipe Calderón's mexicans.
We are just the rest area/tourist trap on the illegal immigrant freeway.


So why arent you guys doing your Texican duty and shooting them?

Surely that whole thing with Santa Anna didnt leave ya's with a bad taste in your mouths
:p
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: rpm on January 23, 2007, 09:38:32 PM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
So why arent you guys doing your Texican duty and shooting them?

Surely that whole thing with Santa Anna didnt leave ya's with a bad taste in your mouths
:p
You make a good point.
Title: Parcells Quits (Again)
Post by: DiabloTX on January 23, 2007, 09:39:55 PM
Seems as if someone has forgotten San Jacinto.

*sigh*