Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Sandman on January 29, 2007, 05:22:15 PM
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Okay... I don't know who it is yet, and I'm not sure I want to know... but gawdamn it... he's irritating.
There is a man in this office who is obviously a little squeamish about putting his buttocks on a toilet seat that is (ohmygawd!) shared by others. He obviously hasn't watched the episodes of Myth Busters or Penn & Teller's Bull**** that covers the supposed dangers of bacterial infection from a toilet seat.
This man took the time and effort to pull out one of those seat tissues, arranged it just so on the toilet seat, did his business, and then left the tissue there.
He left the tissue on the seat.
I tell yah... I can't decide whether it's rude or just moronic inconsistency.
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have you considered the possibility of the last user being kind enough to pre-paper the seat for the next user?
:confused:
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Yeah! He's probably posting somewhere about his own pet peeve: people who don't replace the seat paper after they're done.
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I can't feel self-righteous if I'm giggling.
Stop it.
:D
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I was at an airport in Alabama (Montgomery?)---the toilets had a contraption, ya press a button, the whole seat is instantly encapsulated with this disposable paper thingie, which gets flushed....never seen such a thing since
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Put the poilet paper seat thing on each one, and write something on there like "hello (hisname), I been waiting for you, im lonely, etc
Maybe he will go mentally insane :rofl
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When we're driving across country my wife rates rest stops based on their cleanliness and availability of seat protectors.
On the last trip (from here to Michigan) she robbed the last rest stop in California of about 50 seat protectors "just in case".
By the way...
Texas - A
California - B
Arizona - B
Utah - C+
Wyoming - B
Oklahoma - F
Missouri - D
sandman's new pet peeve... thread stealers!
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I'm just wondering where the hell in Texas that you found a rest stop.
I don't believe they exist on I40.
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bj229, I found the same thing. Problem is, I did a courtesy flush and was still sittin there at the time.
There's a story for another day!
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When I was like 17 or 18 I worked for a very short while (less then a month) for a cleaning company that did the nighttime cleaning for several restaurants.
One of our duties was to clean the bathrooms.
Tell ya what.
As much as women complain about how nasty and dirty men are.
Women more then make up for pure grossness in their public bathrooms
Your typical women's restroom is about 1,000 times more gross then men's.
Its painfully obvious that not only do many of them not sit when they go. Many dont even bother to even try to get it in the toilet often just going alongside
And the things they just toss on the floor ewwwe!
Dont let em kid ya gents.
Men have no monopoly on being gross and disgusting
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worked in the "service" industry before, (namely denny's, taco bell, and a gas station)
yeah women can be nasty in the bathroom, and leaving their "personals" around :O :eek:
but I have never seen a woman actually poo ON the seat, but witnessed it 3 times in men's rooms.
I personally have a difficult time using a public toilet, as from what I have seen, and I just don't like the thought of my buttox touching something another mans buttox just touched.
you know I am surprised no one has invented a disinfectant dispenser like all the grocery stores have now for the shopping carts.
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*Makes note to visit the patnet office in the morning*
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after using construction site porta potties...i have absolutly no fear of public washrooms.
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Yeah, the problem here is, when I have to have a twosie, the last person to sit there is the last thing on my mind... My office bathroom is so far away, most of the time it's a photo finish anyway...
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Too bad you can't rub a little Ben Gay on a new one and put it back in the dispensor. Might get the wrong guy is a drawback.
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I need to market a pocketsized UV seat sanitizer.
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I make potty time loads of fun....
First up the seat, climb up onto the bowl. Squat an assume a bombers position and wait.... wait long because you NEED to share....wait...
Ohhh they'll come in and like the Zero's they are they'll hover near by... and yet yer the BUFF!!!!
When they're in a formation let loose with the tail guns... bank and hit the stall... guns and the left bank... moan as you dive and watch them scatter.... running the zipper up and down will let them know that yer doors are open and you mean business, BIG BUSINESS!!!!
Drop and exclaim "EGGS OUT!!!"
Easter has the Biggest Effect on Office N00Bs.
:aok
Mac
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LMAO.
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Hey if you can't have fun at work, why go to work at all?
Maybe this is why I work from home now....?
:huh
Mac