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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: JB88 on February 03, 2007, 11:43:52 PM
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who wins?
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Where are they having the contest?
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any or all.
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Then neither. The jedi win.
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let's say that this question happens pre-1977.
then what?
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Originally posted by JB88
who wins?
We do.
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Well it happened in a galaxy far far away and a long time ago. Jedi wins.
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mrs. 88 says that ya'll are full of crapola and that you are all just evading the question.
she actually used the word "puss", but i took the liberty of paraphrasing.
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The ex-ninja pirate in chaps.
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Pirate swashbuckles the cowboy and runs his sword through the ninja
I win :)
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Not of the cowboy is Josie Wales:D
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Two are packing swords, and one has a 6 shooter.
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Johnny Depp wins. Hands down.
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not a chance.
see that tumbleweed over there? oops thats a ninja that just killed the cowboy
see that manatee over there? oops that a ninja that just killed the pirate.
they wouldn't have a chance against the invisible foe.
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I'd say pirate. Some pirates have guns but they also have cannons and "get the girl" a lot more than cowboys.
Definately pirates.
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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away....
Pre 77?
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Oh god, here we go again; let’s get some things settled:
Is the treadmill indestructible and does it have unlimited power?
Is the Pirate straight or is he a regular pirate?
Is the Ninja limited to natural physical laws or is he a real ninja?
Does the Cowboy have a harmonica and a horse?
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if the ninja is chuck norris he wins by default
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Originally posted by storch
if the ninja is chuck norris he wins by default
Chuck Norris is 100% Ninja, 100% Cowboy and 100% Pirate which is why he’s so awesome. If he fought himself, he could kill himself twice and still win.
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I use tumbleweeds for target practice.
lazs
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Cowboy wins.
I don't recall John Wayne ever being a pirate or a ninja. He played sailors and a chinaman. But the sailors were'nt pirates and the chinaman was'nt a ninja. Therefore, the answer has to be cowboy.
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Originally posted by rpm
Cowboy wins.
I don't recall John Wayne ever being a pirate or a ninja. He played sailors and a chinaman. But the sailors were'nt pirates and the chinaman was'nt a ninja. Therefore, the answer has to be cowboy.
OK then,
John Wayne is the cowboy, Chuck Norris is the ninja and Mr. T is the pirate.
Now who wins?
There’s at least one paradox:
John Wayne never misses and yet Mr. T never gets hit.
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Your gonna create a wormhole with that logic :D
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ninja wins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vtlTo_kYZk)
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Why....
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Why....
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So, you are saying the indian wins? :huh
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I think he's announcing the primary attraction and why he moved to san francisco in the mid seventies.
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I think I'm saying this entire thread moved to San Fransisco in the 70's, but I'm semi drunk from my game activities, so I'll leave the true interpretation up to 88... he's the artist.
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:huh
hey now, just because i am an artist does not in anyway mean that i am interested in your tendancy towards gay club music while drinking and playing with your joystick.
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OK, think this thru...
Pirate
(http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/01/23/inside-depp-pirates.jpg)
Ninja
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/william8990/bevnin.jpg)
Cowboy
(http://www.blackforestpoultry.com/images/RJC.jpg)
Cowboy wins, and smile when you say it.
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i think if meatwad isnt a vegiterian, than he r a canibals
i misspelled something, then i fixed it
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88... you are in denial.. everyone knows about "artists".
lazs
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Originally posted by rpm
OK, think this thru...
Pirate
(http://www.errolflynn.net/Filmography/aaf3.jpg)
Ninja
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/william8990/bevnin.jpg)
Cowboy
(http://www.safariunderground.net/movie/movie-b/brokeback-mountain/brokeback-mountain.jpg)
pirate wins, and smile when you say it.
fixed.
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Tim Curry played a pretty good pirate in Muppet Treasure Island
(http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/cinema/2636/mti.jpg)
And here is the best pirate song ever:
Muppets Treasure Island-
"Shiver My Timbers!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkHZl4_DIUE)
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Wasn't flyn bi sexual and isn't the fat guy dead?
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
Wasn't flyn bi sexual
lazs
I think you have to be to be a pirate or even to play one…
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yep.. what drives a man to want to wear the pirate shirt?
lazs
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Pirate shirts are silk, and if you get shot with a low-velocity round while wearing a silk shirt, sometimes the silk doesn't rip so you can pop the bullet back out by pulling on the shirt.
Plus a lot of really good fighter pilots flew under the "yankee air pirates" flag...
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Originally posted by lazs2
yep.. what drives a man to want to wear the pirate shirt?
lazs
its easier to vanquish foes while there laughing at you?
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Originally posted by lazs2
88... you are in denial.. everyone knows about "artists".
lazs
i think you've been stuck in your Winnebago too long mulletman.
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Let's look at some facts. Pirate= dresses in poofy blouses, wears hats with feathers, scurvy, cabin boys. Cowboy= dresses like the village people, talks to animals, then wrestles said animals and ties them up. Ninja= dresses like johnny cash, freaks out and cuts peoples' heads off.
The ninja is the obvious favorite.
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He trumps them all:
(http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/7260/jesus20ec.jpg)
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Originally posted by takeda
He trumps them all:
(http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/7260/jesus20ec.jpg)
karate jesus suspended in inky black void?
:confused:
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Originally posted by JB88
karate jesus suspended in inky black void?
:confused:
looks like a flower power hippy practicing yoga to me.
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he kinda looks like hans gruber from the movie die hard with longer hair and jedi robes.
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"artists" are also good at obscure references.
;)
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Originally posted by midnight Target
"artists" are also good at obscure references.
;)
like references to cheesy disco songs made by openly gay 70's groups in costumes?
like that?
:confused:
:cool:
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hehe Yup.
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that is considered "obscure"?
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
that is considered "obscure"?
lazs
as it was written, i would say yes.
go over to your turntable and check the album cover, you will notice that it is spelled different.
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That's enough of that.
1. it was a joke.. mook
2. I'm the RV guy not lazs...mook^2
3. Artists are OK. some of my best friends are artists, and they are the same as us normal folks.... mookolicious.
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oh. my bad.
so which one of you is the catcher then?
:confused:
(see sig.)
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I believe that in that scenario... he would go for the "artist" and not me.
lazs
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(http://www.augustradio.com/oclubmountain.jpg)
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LOL
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:rofl
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cowboys and pirates are obviously sexual deviants, this doesnt please the general audience.
most ninja aint allow to screw women let alone little boys as it makes them more emotional about flipping out and cuttin throats but this also makes the ninja a bit of a loser as shagging is the mainframe of life being worthwhile.
while the cowboy and pirate are eyeing each other up and thinking about what they will do with the corpses, the ninja slashes thier akilles tendons before they know its happend, as they each take a step forward they collapse under twitching ankles. the ninja then gets shot by both the pirate and the cowboy, he dies before he hits the ground, but still manages to take his own life with his sowrd as he falls, and throw ninja stars into the others two's eyes, blinding them in a mudslide of oozing eyeball juices and bleeding legs. the cowboy fires his remaining 5 bullets wildly at the pirate whose pistol only held one ball, tearing the seafarer to pieces with the heavy slugs.
finally the cabin boy emerges, brains the cowboy with an oar, and soddomises all three corpses.
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This is very simple...
Pirate is obiviously a Democrat... Paradise Island. Ship goes anyway the wind blows. Maybe not Ghey but "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." I never had sex with that woman.
Ninja is Libertarian... Dark, Deceptive and Selfish. "No buffet close, you to fat, you go home no come back. Looka lika a Man.
Cowboy is Republican...True Grit, Texas Ranger, My Name is Still Liberty.
The Cowboy wins.
Mac
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pictures ninja, pirate and cowboy duel.
pirate takes out some funky cutlass, wearing a funky getup that any cool kid like myself would love to own. he waves his sword about, takes a swig of rum, and shouts, 'shiver me timbers!'.
ninja can't understand what the gay pirate is saying, the cornish accent is too strong... instead he draws his sword, does some crazy ninja chit, and lets loose an almighty 'QUAH!!!'
the cowboy does an indiana jones on them, takes out his gun and shoots em both. then he rides into the susnet looking for his long lost love, lazs :D
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Originally posted by JB88
(http://www.augustradio.com/oclubmountain.jpg)
:)
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I had NO idea of the power of this question. I happened to bring it up tonight and we might as well have closed the store. The heated discussion between employees and customers almost boiled over.
The concensus? Well, there was'nt one. BUT, thru executive decree COWBOY WINS!
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And there was much rejoicing......
:lol
Mac
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Pirate wins! Ninja dies in shark infested water trying to swim to ship. Cannons kill cowboy and his horse leaving behind used chew.
90prf
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Thank you for the glimpse into your DVD collection 88... What movie was that? Also...
Was the captions the only thing you changed? I mean it seems so... well, so nothing for an "artist" I can barely open my email and I can caption pictures.
cowboy wins. even today, the single action revolver is the fastest out of the holster and fired first shot. Something like hundreth of a second... the ninja would not even have noticed that a thorn had gone through his slipper before he would be shot 3 or 4 times. The pirate? well... peg legs in the sand are not a good thing.
lazs
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Soo if these guys were country reps I guess it would go like so.
Ninja= Rook sneaky always in the shadows or 30k above you dont know till its too late. Most likely vanish or run as soon as seen alone.
Pirate = Bish always quick to use machine power and cannon, overkill is a must and they totally vanish when ship is sank or vh is killed.
Cowboy = Quick to the draw and quick to burn ammo killing everything you can before leaving someone to catch the round when you run.
90prf
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Originally posted by lazs2
Was the captions the only thing you changed? I mean it seems so... well, so nothing for an "artist" I can barely open my email and I can caption pictures.
lazs
(http://www.augustradio.com/lasz.jpg)
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lol
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Originally posted by JB88
(http://www.augustradio.com/lasz.jpg)
LOL,
Is that his...
finger?
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Very "artistic".
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:rofl great stuff 88
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Originally posted by AWMac
This is very simple...
Pirate is obiviously a Democrat
Hmm, maybe true..sorta. But it WAS before anyone else had the idea to govern themselves democratically.
In the years before the founding of democratic nations, pirates were groups of violent men in rebellion against the restraints of harsh rule and society. The pirate code helped them to live under their unique social contracts. Although the goal was still to have the quickest route to riches and leisure as the tyrants they fled from, code elements such as: equality, rules and decisions by group vote, just punishments, and division of power, contributed to the framework upon which democracies would later be built
Found at this link
http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/pirate%20articles.html (http://)
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now see.. that is much more "artistic" I knew you could do it if pushed.
Those are some strange looking cowboys tho... what movie is that from?
lazs
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Originally posted by JB88
(http://www.augustradio.com/lasz.jpg)
lasz acting as an official wilderness man love adviser on the set of brokeback mountain.
as if you did'nt know.
:rolleyes: