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Title: Boys saves friend!!!
Post by: wrag on February 05, 2007, 05:09:51 PM

Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a killer Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jaws on the boy's legs.

Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline, 'Brave Boston Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal.

"But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were."

Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again, "John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack"

"But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy responds. The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox, John Kerry, or Ted Kennedy . What team or person do you like?''.

"I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little Republican Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."

Title: Boys saves friend!!!
Post by: Yknurd on February 05, 2007, 05:49:15 PM

We had a guy around where I live actually choke a pit bull to death to stop an attack.

I heard it made CNN or something.

Title: Boys saves friend!!!
Post by: Shamus on February 05, 2007, 06:57:07 PM

:rofl

shamus

wonder how long before this goes red v blue? :lol

Title: Boys saves friend!!!
Post by: Debonair on February 05, 2007, 07:01:33 PM

nobody hates rangers fans...pity maybe
 ... (http://www.archive.org/download/RvB_NYC_LoRes/RvB_NYC_LoRes.avi)

Title: Boys saves friend!!!
Post by: Sundowner on February 06, 2007, 05:11:08 AM

Good one, wrag.

Started my day out with a grin. :aok

Thanks.

Regards,
Sun

Title: Boys saves friend!!!
Post by: Sixpence on February 06, 2007, 07:03:16 AM

"Rick Perry fan saves dog, mandates vaccine on comatose boy."

Title: Boys saves friend!!!
Post by: lazs2 on February 06, 2007, 08:09:01 AM

I used to watch my dad grab two 12' planks, one each hand by using his thumb and fingers to get a pinch grip on em...  I would think he could eaisily choke em to death...   Me... so far, all the dogs I have killed I have simply shot.

lazs

Title: Boys saves friend!!!
Post by: Ball on February 06, 2007, 12:58:19 PM

Quote

Originally posted by lazs2
Me... so far, all the dogs I have killed I have simply shot.

lazs

Couldn't take the fact that they were more intelligent than you? :D

Title: Boys saves friend!!!
Post by: lazs2 on February 06, 2007, 02:37:14 PM

didn't like the way they looked at me...  they thought they were smarter than me....  you don't believe you are smarter than me do ya?

lazs

Title: Boys saves friend!!!
Post by: Latrobe on February 06, 2007, 02:57:05 PM

this joke has been told in so many different ways but its still funny :lol :lol