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Title: Space Madness
Post by: Stringer on February 05, 2007, 09:50:19 PM: Wow.....forget about HAL. At least he only bothered you in space, and didn't wear diapers to chase you down.....

You think she'll use the "Tang" defense?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16997958/
Title: Space Madness
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2007, 09:54:33 PM: "During a check of the parking lot, an officer followed Nowak and watched her throw away a bag containing the wig and BB gun. They also found a steel mallet, a 4-inch folding knife, rubber tubing, $600 and garbage bags inside a bag Nowak was carrying when she was arrested, authorities said."

they don't write **** better than this. ;)
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Masherbrum on February 05, 2007, 10:05:56 PM: Looks like she took an eightball a 1/2 before the mugshot.
Title: Space Madness
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2007, 10:15:35 PM: "Nowak told police that her relationship with Oefelein was "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship," according to an arrest affidavit. Police officers recovered a love letter to Oefelein in her car."

i'll bet they did it in space for the good of our country.

what would that be called? the extra-terrestrial club?
Title: Space Madness
Post by: DiabloTX on February 05, 2007, 10:27:41 PM: For some reason I can't imagine Gus Grissom ever doing something like this. Or Deke. Or Gordo. Or Al. Or Wally.

I guess her slot is now open.

NEXT! (no launch for you)
Title: What a waste
Post by: cav58d on February 05, 2007, 11:29:03 PM: http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/space/orl-bk-nasaastronaut0507feb05,0,6104316.story?coll=orl-home-headlines

Should of made me an astronaut. I'd never pull this chit...hehe
Title: Space Madness
Post by: DiabloTX on February 05, 2007, 11:29:52 PM: Here comes Sandy...
Title: Space Madness
Post by: mussie on February 05, 2007, 11:33:31 PM: Thats just Funked up
Title: Space Madness
Post by: rpm on February 05, 2007, 11:46:57 PM: I think she should make the next ISS flight. You can't have a proper spacestation without at least 1 insane astronaut.

This was my personal favorite part:
Quote
They also found diapers, which Nowak said she used so she wouldn't have to stop on the 1,000-mile drive.
Did she forget about having to stop for gas?
Title: Space Madness
Post by: john9001 on February 05, 2007, 11:47:02 PM: <>

that beats the "mile high club"
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Bodhi on February 05, 2007, 11:52:12 PM: idiot
Title: Space Madness
Post by: rpm on February 05, 2007, 11:52:35 PM: Which brings up another question. What happens when a guy climaxes in zero-G, does he spin?
Title: Space Madness
Post by: DiabloTX on February 06, 2007, 12:36:28 AM: Quote
Nowak is married to Richard T. Nowak and they have three children together. Her hobbies include reading, piano, gardening, and crossword puzzles.

Guess they can add stalking to that hobbies list.
Title: Space Madness
Post by: VOR on February 06, 2007, 06:51:08 AM: Wow. Just...wow.
Title: Astronaut arrested for attempted kidnapping
Post by: DREDIOCK on February 06, 2007, 08:08:42 AM: Married chick confronts another chick,who is having relations with a man who is not the first chicks husband.

"ORLANDO — A NASA astronaut has been charged with attempted kidnapping after she attacked a woman who she said was involved with the object of her affection, Orlando police said.
The Orlando Police Department released an affidavit Monday in support of the arrest of Lisa Marie Nowak, 43, who was a mission specialist aboard the shuttle Discovery on its mission to the International Space Station in July.

According to the affidavit, Nowak drove from Houston to Orlando International Airport to confront U.S. Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman"

Check out the pictures. Doesnt even look like the same person.

Either NASA has some really REALLY good makup artists. or Space has some nasty efects on womens faces
Astronaut Arrested (http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/space/2007-02-05-astronaut-arrested_x.htm)

(http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2007/02/05/nowak-arrest.jpg)

(http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2007/02/05/nowak-mug.jpg)
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Airscrew on February 06, 2007, 08:11:34 AM: It's Voss
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Mickey1992 on February 06, 2007, 08:18:35 AM: What a nutbag. No way I would want to be alone in a car with that woman, let alone in space. I bet she does jail time, or at least should.

"Nowak believed a woman, Colleen Shipman, was romantically involved with Oefelein, authorities said. When Nowak found out that Shipman was flying to Orlando from Houston, Nowak decided to confront her early Monday, according to the arrest affidavit.

Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom, authorities said. Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry."
Title: Space Madness
Post by: storch on February 06, 2007, 08:18:42 AM: what an idiot
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Mickey1992 on February 06, 2007, 09:19:56 AM: She is a married mother of 3. I can not believe the judge set bail at $15,500, with or without GPS tracking.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/06/astronaut.arrested/index.html
Title: Space Madness
Post by: squealer on February 06, 2007, 09:36:36 AM: Quote "I guess her slot is now open" DiabloTX

Great, i'm in.....She's beautiful..:rolleyes:
Title: Space Madness
Post by: midnight Target on February 06, 2007, 09:37:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DiabloTX
I guess her slot is now open.

Sounds like it has been for a while.
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Gunthr on February 06, 2007, 10:29:20 AM: she has 1,500 + hours in 30 different aircraft.... the long road to becoming an astronaut.... what a shame, what an end to stellar career. i wonder what made her snap like that.

reminds me of that female parachutist who
recently sabatouged her rival's chute and made her a streamer.
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Benny Moore on February 06, 2007, 10:34:09 AM: This space woman sounds like she's ready for the looney bin, but anyone who fiddles with someone else's parachute should be shot.
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Mickey1992 on February 06, 2007, 12:30:48 PM: "There will be no release today. The Orlando police are filing additional charges of attempted first-degree murder," jail spokesman Allen Moore said.
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Sandman on February 06, 2007, 02:07:39 PM: Quote
Originally posted by storch
what an idiot

You have to wonder about the selection process.

I mean... Naval Academy grad selected to be an astronaut.

Was she really "that" good or did she get a pass because she's an attractive female?

All of that going for her and she goes unhinged over a man. You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl I guess.
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Shamus on February 06, 2007, 03:39:11 PM: I see a James Webb novel here.

shamus
Title: Space Madness
Post by: rpm on February 06, 2007, 03:43:57 PM: The crazier a woman is the better the sex. She must be a wildcat.
Title: Space Madness
Post by: JB88 on February 06, 2007, 03:44:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm
The crazier a woman is the better the sex. She must have been a wildcat.

:D

(rowwwwr)
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Red Tail 444 on February 06, 2007, 03:46:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm
I think she should make the next ISS flight. You can't have a proper spacestation without at least 1 insane astronaut.

This was my personal favorite part:
Did she forget about having to stop for gas?

:D
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Sparks on February 06, 2007, 03:47:01 PM: Sandman - my thoughts entirely :eek: - how many months of psych evaluation at NASA and they don't pick up they are sending an obsessive psychotic into space ?? :confused: .... well that process works then ....
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Red Tail 444 on February 06, 2007, 03:52:04 PM: Separated at launch?

(http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2007/02/05/nowak-mug.jpg) [/B]

(http://users.ox.ac.uk/~worc0337/gifs/bill-cat-bw.gif)
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Yeager on February 06, 2007, 03:52:29 PM: The crazier a woman is the better the sex. She must be a wildcat.
====
Oh so true. I would hit this thing hard then run like my life depended on it.
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Casca on February 06, 2007, 04:16:52 PM: Houston we have a problem.
Title: Space Madness
Post by: john9001 on February 06, 2007, 04:36:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Yeager
The crazier a woman is the better the sex. She must be a wildcat.
====
Oh so true. I would hit this thing hard then run like my life depended on it.

fatal attraction?
Title: Space Madness
Post by: AWMac on February 06, 2007, 05:45:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Red Tail 444
Separated at launch?

(http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2007/02/05/nowak-mug.jpg)

(http://users.ox.ac.uk/~worc0337/gifs/bill-cat-bw.gif) [/B]

OH PAHLEEZ NOOOOO YOU JUST DIDN'T GO THERE!!!!!!

:furious
Title: Re: Astronaut arrested for attempted kidnapping
Post by: AWMac on February 06, 2007, 05:50:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Married chick confronts another chick,who is having relations with a man who is not the first chicks husband.

"ORLANDO — A NASA astronaut has been charged with attempted kidnapping after she attacked a woman who she said was involved with the object of her affection, Orlando police said.
The Orlando Police Department released an affidavit Monday in support of the arrest of Lisa Marie Nowak, 43, who was a mission specialist aboard the shuttle Discovery on its mission to the International Space Station in July.

According to the affidavit, Nowak drove from Houston to Orlando International Airport to confront U.S. Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman"

Check out the pictures. Doesnt even look like the same person.

Either NASA has some really REALLY good makup artists. or Space has some nasty efects on womens faces
Astronaut Arrested (http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/space/2007-02-05-astronaut-arrested_x.htm)

(http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2007/02/05/nowak-arrest.jpg)

(http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2007/02/05/nowak-mug.jpg)

I'd still hit it!

What's the projected tensil strength of a Huggies hammered by a Dead Cats probe?

Sick and Curious minds wanna know....

Besides we all know that "No One" spits in Space.....

:D
Title: Re: Re: Astronaut arrested for attempted kidnapping
Post by: Airscrew on February 06, 2007, 06:36:09 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Besides we all know that "No One" spits in Space.....
:D

:rofl

makes me remember that Muppets Show, "Pigs In Space"
And now... PIGS IN SPACE! Starring the indominable Link Hogthrob, the flapable firstmate Miss Piggy, and the inexplicable Dr. Strangepork.

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/874_1170808539_pigsinspace2.jpg)
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Maverick on February 06, 2007, 08:12:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Red Tail 444
Separated at launch?

(http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2007/02/05/nowak-mug.jpg)

(http://users.ox.ac.uk/~worc0337/gifs/bill-cat-bw.gif) [/B]

Meatwad would hit it!!!!!!!!
Title: Space Madness
Post by: DiabloTX on February 06, 2007, 09:06:42 PM: Well, I live here in the smack-dab middle of NASA in the Clear Lake area. Running into astronauts is the norm, we think little of it. But this is going to be like the dentist's murder, you know the one, where the dentist's wife ran him over, repeatedly, in the Hilton hotel parking lot in her Mercedes. Also, the infamous Andrea Yates lived here as well.

Something in the water in the Clear Lake area...dunno what it is but it makes women snap big time.
Title: Space Madness
Post by: DiabloTX on February 06, 2007, 09:24:59 PM: Fox 26 is reporting here that Shipman had a restraining order placed against Nowak 2 months ago.
Title: Space Madness
Post by: AWMac on February 06, 2007, 09:40:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DiabloTX
Well, I live here in the smack-dab middle of NASA in the Clear Lake area. Running into astronauts is the norm, we think little of it. But this is going to be like the dentist's murder, you know the one, where the dentist's wife ran him over, repeatedly, in the Hilton hotel parking lot in her Mercedes. Also, the infamous Andrea Yates lived here as well.

Something in the water in the Clear Lake area...dunno what it is but it makes women snap big time.

Ummm .... ahhhh... errrr... Diablo don't let the name fool ya. Have you ever thought of "Water Purification"? It's not too late.

:noid

Mac
Title: Space Madness
Post by: DiabloTX on February 06, 2007, 09:43:47 PM: Don't look at me, I didn't name it. I grew up practically next to Clear Creek and it's anything but clear.
Title: Space Madness
Post by: AWMac on February 06, 2007, 09:52:10 PM: (http://www.space.com/images/h_apollo13_hanks_03.jpg)

"Houston.....We have a problem......"

(http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2007/02/05/nowak-mug.jpg)

:noid

Mac
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Mark Luper on February 06, 2007, 10:04:48 PM: I feel sorry for this gal. Not for what she tried to do but because something had to have gone on in her brain to make her do it. Something snapped, to use an old phrase. I hope she can get it all worked out.

Mark
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Mace2004 on February 06, 2007, 10:09:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DiabloTX
Well, I live here in the smack-dab middle of NASA in the Clear Lake area. Running into astronauts is the norm, we think little of it. But this is going to be like the dentist's murder, you know the one, where the dentist's wife ran him over, repeatedly, in the Hilton hotel parking lot in her Mercedes. Also, the infamous Andrea Yates lived here as well.

Something in the water in the Clear Lake area...dunno what it is but it makes women snap big time.

It's the Commies polluting our precious bodily fluids.
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Mace2004 on February 06, 2007, 10:11:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mark Luper
I feel sorry for this gal. Not for what she tried to do but because something had to have gone on in her brain to make her do it. Something snapped, to use an old phrase. I hope she can get it all worked out.

Mark

I seem to remember an old quote about the wrath of a woman scorned. I don't think anything "snaped" I think things just fell into place.
Title: Space Madness
Post by: Mace2004 on February 06, 2007, 10:13:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
"Nowak told police that her relationship with Oefelein was "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship," according to an arrest affidavit. Police officers recovered a love letter to Oefelein in her car."

Shouldn't the police have found something more than a form letter but less than a love letter?
Title: Space Madness
Post by: AWMac on February 06, 2007, 10:14:16 PM: I'm thinking an Alein Probe gone wrong....

:O

Mac
Title: Space Madness
Post by: AWMac on February 06, 2007, 10:20:01 PM: (http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2007/02/05/nowak-mug.jpg)
The Right Stuff...

Mac