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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: DREDIOCK on February 12, 2007, 08:12:14 AM

Title: And we have a DOUBLE WINNER!
Post by: DREDIOCK on February 12, 2007, 08:12:14 AM

As the old saying goes.
"Dog bites man isnt news.
show me a story of Man bites dog and THAT is news"

Well here we have it.
A double winner.

Real news "Man bites dog"

Same man also to the latest to receive the Darwin Award for stupidity

MAN BITES DOG (http://news.aol.com/strange/story/_a/man-bites-dog-and-dog-bites-back/n20070207204509990024?cid=936)

Why didnt he just use the knife?

Title: And we have a DOUBLE WINNER!
Post by: lasersailor184 on February 12, 2007, 10:41:47 AM

Think about it.  From now on that dog is mentally scarred.  Any time the dog goes after a criminal, he'll be thinking to himself, "Is this crazy mother****er going to bite me?"

And the efficiency of the dog goes down.

Title: And we have a DOUBLE WINNER!
Post by: Denholm on February 12, 2007, 11:12:28 AM

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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Why didnt he just use the knife?

Well, what I want to know is who stabbed "edge" in the chest. The criminal who bit Edge had a knife, and at the bottom it said that Edge underwent a surgery in 2006 for being stabbed in the chest. Sounds to me like the crook DID use the knife.

Title: And we have a DOUBLE WINNER!
Post by: Maverick on February 12, 2007, 11:25:43 AM

Edge was stabbed in 06. The criminal in 07 didn't stab the dog. Perhaps the dog went for the knife hand first.

Title: And we have a DOUBLE WINNER!
Post by: Airscrew on February 12, 2007, 01:02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Maverick
Edge was stabbed in 06. The criminal in 07 didn't stab the dog. Perhaps the dog went for the knife hand first.

which means you "can teach an old dog new tricks"

I thought to win a Darwin Award you had to die because of the stupid act.  In this case I would declare him a runner-up with an excellent chance of an award winning stunt in his future.