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Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: SteveBailey on February 13, 2007, 08:48:45 PM
Your wife has the 4 babies gathered in their high chairs and is trying to feed them   chicken soup with rice but Dad(me) is standing behind mom with a fresh baked bluberry muffin and singing:

Nothin from nothin leaves nothin
Daddy's got a muffin,
I bet ya wanna be with me.

Nothin from nothin leaves nothing
Daddy's got a muffin,
I bet ya want food from me.


Don't try to be no hero
You'll get zero,
If you're not nice to me.


Repeat over and over til wife gets aggravated at 4 kids yelling "bite bite!" at their Daddy while ignoring chicken soup/rice from mommy.
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: Dace on February 13, 2007, 09:22:28 PM
:lol ...Muffin meanie
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: Masherbrum on February 13, 2007, 09:25:32 PM
LOL.   Billy Preston, RIP.
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: Maverick on February 13, 2007, 09:50:15 PM
Enjoy it while you can. When those kids all get older and bigger you are going to be so outnumbered.

Think about the future too. They are the ones who will decide what nursing home you will go to. They could do their own muffin dance in front of you while you eat strained peas in your hightop wheelchair! :t
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: AWMac on February 13, 2007, 10:04:10 PM
Ha!!!

Yer wallet means nothing, It's College to me..
You work for something, It's soon to belong to me...

Been There, Doing All That!

Almost lost my House...

Good Luck,

Mac
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: FBplmmr on February 13, 2007, 10:46:59 PM
do you know the muffin man?
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: lasersailor184 on February 13, 2007, 10:48:24 PM
Just wait til they are taller then you.
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: AWMac on February 13, 2007, 10:55:53 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
Just wait til they are taller then you.


See?

Has no idea of life....period.

Every Village Has a Fool... He's Ours!

Mac
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: storch on February 13, 2007, 10:57:12 PM
wait til the bell rings round two and they all show up with 4 grandkids each. :D
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: nirvana on February 13, 2007, 10:57:59 PM
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Originally posted by FBplmmr
do you know the muffin man?


The muffin man!?

Sounds like a good time Steve:aok
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: lasersailor184 on February 13, 2007, 11:00:15 PM
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Originally posted by AWMac
See?

Has no idea of life....period.

Every Village Has a Fool... He's Ours!

Mac


I think mac's keyboard should have a breathalizer test for it to be enabled.
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: AWMac on February 13, 2007, 11:26:24 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
I think mac's keyboard should have a breathalizer test for it to be enabled.


A typical remark from an underaged inexpierienced unintelligent toss off from a regulary dysfunctional Family....

For some reason I expected more...well soo did his Parents.



Mac
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: AWMac on February 13, 2007, 11:28:48 PM
Forgot to ask you what College do you attend?

Seems you keep this away from everyone. Yet you seem to be online in here all the time...  Your grades are not good according to you and you are still in AH BBS  hours for hours...  What gives?  Should I be the ONLY one doing the Math?

Mac
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: -tronski- on February 14, 2007, 03:16:18 AM
I thought it was when one of your 11 month olds takes a crap on your arm last night as your carrying him to his bath...

 Tronsky
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: Roscoroo on February 14, 2007, 03:27:10 AM
the explode over the KB  ranks up there at the top of the list too.
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Post by: Jackal1 on February 14, 2007, 08:04:33 AM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
I think  


Not enough to be noticeable.
Title: Re: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: eskimo2 on February 14, 2007, 08:13:42 AM
Quote
Originally posted by SteveBailey
Your wife has the 4 babies gathered in their high chairs and is trying to feed them   chicken soup with rice but Dad(me) is standing behind mom with a fresh baked bluberry muffin and singing:

Nothin from nothin leaves nothin
Daddy's got a muffin,
I bet ya wanna be with me.

Nothin from nothin leaves nothing
Daddy's got a muffin,
I bet ya want food from me.


Don't try to be no hero
You'll get zero,
If you're not nice to me.


Repeat over and over til wife gets aggravated at 4 kids yelling "bite bite!" at their Daddy while ignoring chicken soup/rice from mommy.


Set you video camera up on a tripod and do this again; a tape of this could make you some cash.  Even without monitary gain, you will love veiwing the tape later.
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: nirvana on February 14, 2007, 08:41:08 AM
He goes to Penn State I think, Mac...
Title: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: lasersailor184 on February 14, 2007, 10:12:54 AM
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Originally posted by nirvana
He goes to Penn State I think, Mac...


Sometimes I think that Mac wears glasses with entire sections covered with tape.
Title: Re: Re: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: SteveBailey on February 14, 2007, 10:24:23 AM
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Set you video camera up on a tripod and do this again; a tape of this could make you some cash.  Even without monitary gain, you will love veiwing the tape later.


Or I might just replace the Star Wars kid as the internet goofball.
Title: Re: Re: Re: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: eskimo2 on February 14, 2007, 10:38:36 AM
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Originally posted by SteveBailey
Or I might just replace the Star Wars kid as the internet goofball.


Oh, I think that you are quite capable of making national TV!
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: You know you're a silly Dad when..
Post by: SteveBailey on February 14, 2007, 10:45:56 AM
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Oh, I think that you are quite capable of making national TV!


Heheheh, I've already done that.  :)

Thankfully, they edited out most  of my silliness w/ the kids.