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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: JB88 on February 18, 2007, 03:23:06 PM

Title: unbelievable
Post by: JB88 on February 18, 2007, 03:23:06 PM
went over to ask the illegals to turn down thier music today.

what was the response you ask?

"it's a free country"

damn if i didn't get a chuckle out of that one.
Title: unbelievable
Post by: Debonair on February 18, 2007, 03:24:27 PM
wait til ur upwind
then fart
Title: unbelievable
Post by: storch on February 18, 2007, 03:42:12 PM
I call BS unless you asked and received your response in spanish.  did you say "hi" to akak?
Title: unbelievable
Post by: JB88 on February 18, 2007, 03:44:26 PM
no.  it's true.  

this one is Uruguayan and has a basic command of the english language.
Title: Re: unbelievable
Post by: Hornet33 on February 18, 2007, 03:54:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88
went over to ask the illegals to turn down thier music today.

what was the response you ask?

"it's a free country"

damn if i didn't get a chuckle out of that one.


Proper response would have been, "Fine I'll use my freedom to call the cops and complain, have a nice day."
Title: Re: Re: unbelievable
Post by: ~Caligula~ on February 18, 2007, 04:18:04 PM
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Originally posted by Hornet33
Proper response would have been, "Fine I'll use my freedom to call the cops and complain, have a nice day."


cops won`t do anything and the INS are too lazy to go get them. they wait for the dumb ones to come to their door to ask for legal papers.
Title: unbelievable
Post by: Waffle on February 18, 2007, 04:26:24 PM
buy a hat for a buddy and have him knock on the door and tell them.


the 4th hat down...
http://www.uswings.com/lawcaps.asp
Title: unbelievable
Post by: Donzo on February 18, 2007, 04:30:44 PM
It's situations like this that I wish there was some kind of focused EMP type device available...fry their system.

Another situation would be when I come across one of those speakers/mega-amps with wheels....BOOM BOOM BOOM.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiii ppppp......problem solved and some kid's out a few hundred (possibly thousand) bucks.
Title: unbelievable
Post by: dmf on February 18, 2007, 05:14:29 PM
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Originally posted by Donzo
It's situations like this that I wish there was some kind of focused EMP type device available...fry their system.

Another situation would be when I come across one of those speakers/mega-amps with wheels....BOOM BOOM BOOM.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiii ppppp......problem solved and some kid's out a few hundred (possibly thousand) bucks.


get a universal remote control that "learns"  find the code for their stereo, and hit the power button.
Title: unbelievable
Post by: Yeager on February 18, 2007, 05:16:57 PM
your lucky they didn't shoot you :rolleyes:
Title: unbelievable
Post by: lasersailor184 on February 18, 2007, 05:32:04 PM
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Originally posted by Waffle
buy a hat for a buddy and have him knock on the door and tell them.


the 4th hat down...
http://www.uswings.com/lawcaps.asp


It's not like impersonating an officer is a crime or anything...
Title: unbelievable
Post by: JB88 on February 18, 2007, 06:13:26 PM
Quote
Originally posted by lasersailor184
It's not like impersonating an officer is a crime or anything...


ahhhh, but do they enforce that law or ignore it?  that is the question.



;)
Title: unbelievable
Post by: lasersailor184 on February 18, 2007, 06:18:43 PM
I'd say you would get in more trouble for impersonating an officer then they would for being in this country illegally.
Title: unbelievable
Post by: JB88 on February 18, 2007, 06:36:41 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
I'd say you would get in more trouble for impersonating an officer then they would for being in this country illegally.


please tell me that was just deadpan.  

:D
Title: unbelievable
Post by: AquaShrimp on February 18, 2007, 06:39:57 PM
Put a giant dead fish in his mailbox.
Title: unbelievable
Post by: lasersailor184 on February 18, 2007, 06:42:36 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88
please tell me that was just deadpan.  

:D


You'd especially have the ACLU on your back if you did it to minorities / illegals.
Title: unbelievable
Post by: JB88 on February 18, 2007, 06:48:21 PM
ya.  i know.  i was tryin to make a funnay.

(that last response.  the subject and story that i started this thread with is absolutely true)
Title: unbelievable
Post by: moot on February 18, 2007, 11:35:21 PM
You don't funnay with the punisher :mad:
HAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Title: unbelievable
Post by: Wolfala on February 19, 2007, 02:31:23 AM
U wanna kill his stereo? Use a HERF Gun.

Some instructions on Slashdot on how to build.

http://news.zdnet.com/2100-9595_22-515644.html

U don't have a nuclear weapon's EMP to use, so make your own.


Enjoy,

Wolf