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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Red Tail 444 on February 22, 2007, 09:18:55 AM

Title: Chivalery is not dead (but you might be if you watch porn)
Post by: Red Tail 444 on February 22, 2007, 09:18:55 AM
I think this guy plays way too much dungeons and dragons...

"OCONOMOWOC, Wisconsin (AP) -- A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning February 12, damaging the frame and lock. (Watch what damage Van Iveren allegedly left and how the neighbor will watch porn in the future Video)

"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"

The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.

The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs.

Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is scheduled to appear in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.

Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there.

"I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.

"I had the sword extended, but that was all," he said.

Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.  


Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom. "

I bet Frodo's gonna be pissed the Man got his blade!
Title: Chivalery is not dead (but you might be if you watch porn)
Post by: Xargos on February 22, 2007, 09:23:14 AM
No good deed goes unpunished.
Title: Chivalery is not dead (but you might be if you watch porn)
Post by: Airscrew on February 22, 2007, 09:34:00 AM
OMG, ban the sword.  "When swords are outlawed only outlaws will have swords"  ....  "they will get my sword when they pry it from my cold dead hand"...

Quick the democrats need to write a bill to protect us from the swords.  No knives over 3 inches,  no sharp edges...and watch out for those plastic disposable knives, people can sneek those through metal detectors...
Title: Chivalery is not dead (but you might be if you watch porn)
Post by: JB88 on February 22, 2007, 09:36:42 AM
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Originally posted by Xargos
No good deed goes unpunished.


ain't that the truth.
Title: Chivalery is not dead (but you might be if you watch porn)
Post by: john9001 on February 22, 2007, 10:26:22 AM
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Originally posted by Airscrew
OMG, ban the sword.  "When swords are outlawed only outlaws will have swords"  ....  "they will get my sword when they pry it from my cold dead hand"...

Quick the democrats need to write a bill to protect us from the swords.  No knives over 3 inches,  no sharp edges...and watch out for those plastic disposable knives, people can sneek those through metal detectors...


thats not a joke, when the nazis banned guns they also banned "edged weapons".

just keep saying "it can't happen here".
Title: Chivalery is not dead (but you might be if you watch porn)
Post by: DREDger on February 22, 2007, 10:39:51 AM
OMG, can you imagine the poor guy who was watching the porn.....

A guy breaks down your door with a sword in hand demanding to see 'her' who you have no idea who he's talking about.

Poor guy musta Shat a brick sideways!!  I would have thought the guy was a complete lunatic and my days on this earth were numbered in minutes.
Title: Chivalery is not dead (but you might be if you watch porn)
Post by: Dinger on February 22, 2007, 10:49:00 AM
After the "Victim" signed the forms, I'll bet the cop didn't ask for his pen back.
Title: Chivalery is not dead (but you might be if you watch porn)
Post by: Red Tail 444 on February 22, 2007, 12:05:26 PM
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Originally posted by DREDger
Poor guy musta Shat a brick sideways!!  I would have thought the guy was a complete lunatic and my days on this earth were numbered in minutes.


Yeah no chit. 39 years old, living with mom, and trying to be a hero. Something had to give.
Title: Chivalery is not dead (but you might be if you watch porn)
Post by: john9001 on February 22, 2007, 12:14:43 PM
now if a woman really had been in trouble...............

myself, i try not to get involved, too much paperwork.
Title: Chivalery is not dead (but you might be if you watch porn)
Post by: Pooh21 on February 22, 2007, 12:41:17 PM
The basement dwelling lunatic is lucky his Lord of the Rings commemorative sword from the franklin mint didnt get him shot.
Title: Chivalery is not dead (but you might be if you watch porn)
Post by: DREDger on February 22, 2007, 01:36:16 PM


WHOA!!! peace man!!!  Just put down that pig sticker and lets talk about this for a second.....!!
Title: Chivalery is not dead (but you might be if you watch porn)
Post by: Flatbar on February 22, 2007, 01:55:47 PM
To quote Bert Gummer...


BANG, "Broke into the wrong *od *amn rec room, didn't 'cha!"