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Title: Karnak is gaining wife ack...
Post by: Karnak on February 23, 2007, 08:22:06 AM
(http://members.arstechnica.com/x/karnak/eep.JPG)

Well, it seems I am joining those who have wife ack....

Oddly, this is likely to have me play AH more and WoW less due to time investments..


And yes, I know, diamonds...   But she wanted it and I found it hard to say no.  Well, impossible actually.  It isn't very big, but she likes it.


Eeep.  I am going to go back to being nervous.
Title: Karnak is gaining wife ack...
Post by: Saintaw on February 23, 2007, 08:28:16 AM
wtg Karnak, congrats!

It's already a good thing you got her something that doesn't look like a military airplane :)
Title: Karnak is gaining wife ack...
Post by: Karnak on February 23, 2007, 08:35:23 AM
Yeah, that, um, wouldn't have flown.

And thanks for the congrats. :)
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Post by: Curval on February 23, 2007, 08:38:58 AM
We need a quarter in the pic to give some perspective on the size.  ;)

My wife is a huge shiny rock lover.  Whenever I hear the words, "I saved you alot of money today" I cringe and ask how much I needed to SPEND to save that cash, especially if she has been jewelry shopping.
Title: Karnak is gaining wife ack...
Post by: storch on February 23, 2007, 08:46:32 AM
congratulations karnak
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Post by: Karnak on February 23, 2007, 08:48:23 AM
Curval,

It isn't big, but it is the one she picked out, so....

Storch,

Thank you.
Title: Karnak is gaining wife ack...
Post by: Curval on February 23, 2007, 08:49:12 AM
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Originally posted by Karnak
Curval,

It isn't big, but it is the one she picked out, so....


you have done well.

Congrats.
Title: Karnak is gaining wife ack...
Post by: ramzey on February 23, 2007, 09:09:17 AM
WTFG!
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Post by: Modas on February 23, 2007, 09:21:17 AM
You poor bastage....



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Post by: moot on February 23, 2007, 09:24:49 AM
Congrats, Karnak :)
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Post by: GtoRA2 on February 23, 2007, 10:23:20 AM
Grats Karnak.
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Post by: Tarmac on February 23, 2007, 10:24:21 AM
wtg, congrats. :)
Title: Karnak is gaining wife ack...
Post by: Maverick on February 23, 2007, 10:35:00 AM
Congrats and your wife to be has excelent taste in jewelry. You poor bastage..............   :p


BTW being married isn't bad at all as long as you choose wisely. Choose poorly and you'll find out why some men don't mind dying before their spouses..... :O
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Post by: FiLtH on February 23, 2007, 10:52:13 AM
WTG congrats!

     Best thing I ever did. Well that and and a girl I knew long ago that was WAY outta my league.
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Post by: JB88 on February 23, 2007, 11:58:28 AM
assume the position.

(congrats!)

:D
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Post by: TinmanX on February 23, 2007, 01:16:29 PM
Welcome to the club and congratulations.
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Post by: Yeager on February 23, 2007, 01:35:43 PM
poor bastard :aok
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Post by: Skyfoxx on February 23, 2007, 03:09:29 PM
The wifeack variable remains stuck at 5.0 and cannot be modified. All attempts to reduce this setting are futile. ;)
Bug reports for the above setting have so far been ignored.
Good Luck. :D

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Post by: Masherbrum on February 23, 2007, 03:22:44 PM
Congrats Karnak!
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Post by: Slash27 on February 23, 2007, 03:41:37 PM
:aok
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Post by: Wolfala on February 23, 2007, 03:45:34 PM
Karnak,

You and your to-be just won a free bay tour via SR-20 riding out of Hayward. Congrats!

Wolf
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Post by: 68ROX on February 23, 2007, 04:27:14 PM
CONGRATULATIONS Karnak!!!!!







(And may the Lord have mercy on your soul)


68ROX
Title: Karnak is gaining wife ack...
Post by: cpxxx on February 23, 2007, 04:34:53 PM
Congratulations. I used to laugh at the wife ack comments. Then I got married and now she always arrives just as I dive into the biggest furballs ever seen.  She knows damm well too and always fires a salvo as she passes. She is well into ace territory at this point.

Now she's dropped a thousand pounder, well 6.6 pounds, Jack born last Saturday. Our first child all of six days old. Baby flak is far more accurate and deadly.  I'm practically grounded at the moment. But never mind. I have a boy and I can mould him into mean fighting machine of the future.:cool:.

It's all ahead of you.
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Post by: RedTop on February 23, 2007, 04:42:35 PM
Congrats Bud!!!!
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Post by: eskimo2 on February 23, 2007, 04:53:35 PM
Congratulations Karnak!

You’re not getting off this easy though, we’ve got to know what kind of a woman marries a Karnak?  Where and how did you meet her?  How long has this been in the works?  What does she do for a living?  Could she tell us anything about the Mosquito sub-variants?  Can she predict the future and does she wear a turban?
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Post by: B@tfinkV on February 23, 2007, 05:03:22 PM
good bye life, hello love!
Title: Karnak is gaining wife ack...
Post by: FBplmmr on February 23, 2007, 05:15:08 PM
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Originally posted by Karnak
Curval,

It isn't big, but it is the one she picked out, so....




your talking about the ring, .... right?


;)  



conga rats  for you and the missus:aok
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Post by: Bodhi on February 23, 2007, 09:53:01 PM
congrats Karnak.
Title: Karnak is gaining wife ack...
Post by: Karnak on February 23, 2007, 10:37:58 PM
Thank you all for the congratulations.

cpxxx,

Congratulations on the arrival of your son and first child.  It sounds like life is treating you very well indeed.


eskimo2,

She is Indian, which is making this quite an interesting experience.   I met her through my sister several years ago after they met in a class in college.  Things really started picking up last year and now I am in India about to finalize everything on Monday in a ceremony completely different from the one I have been culturally prepared for as I grew up.

No turban though.  Funny enough, I will probably have to wear one on Monday for a bit.  ;)
Title: Karnak is gaining wife ack...
Post by: eskimo2 on February 23, 2007, 10:47:44 PM
Wow!  That’s just amazing!  Are you going to live in India?  Are you going to have a traditional Hindu ceremony?
Title: Karnak is gaining wife ack...
Post by: Karnak on February 23, 2007, 11:27:23 PM
No, we'll be living in the US.  But as her family is in India we are getting married here.  We will be having a reception in the US for my relatives.

Yes, it is a Hindu wedding, which I am told by her is quite boring.  We'll see.  I am handing my camera to her brother so he can take pictures during the event.  I'll share some of them later.  Her family is spoiling me though, it is definately not American here.  ;)

I won't be allowed to see her at all tomorrow and the wedding is on Monday.
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Post by: Vulcan on February 24, 2007, 04:13:24 AM
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Originally posted by Karnak
Yes, it is a Hindu wedding, which I am told by her is quite boring.


Ahhahahahahahha sucker.
Title: Karnak is gaining wife ack...
Post by: Curval on February 24, 2007, 06:39:30 AM
I went to a wedding in India a while ago, but it wasn't a traditional Hindu affair as the bride was hindu but the groom was muslim.

http://www.shaaditimes.com/ch/celebrities/album/050613-fardeen-natasha

I was in Mumbai four days....slept a total of about seven or eight hours.  I didn't think Indians drank that much!  Amazing experience though.
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Post by: Mark Luper on February 24, 2007, 06:50:41 AM
Congratulations Karnak :aok

Hope all goes well and you both live a happy and fruitfull life. I understand a little about weddings in other countries myself ;)

Mark
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Post by: eskimo2 on February 24, 2007, 07:45:30 AM
I think that you will be anything but bored; it sounds pretty darn interesting actually.  Will any of your family members make it to the wedding?  I can’t imagine your best man had the time, cash and a passport to fly to India for this… Are you leaning on a brother-in-law for this, or do Hindi weddings have best men?  Where exactly in India are you?  I want to Google earth it.  Have you learned any Hindi, or do enough people there speak English that it’s not a problem?  Could I ask any more questions?

Before my wife and I were married we had an engagement party/luau in Alaska for my friends my parents friends and extended family.  We were married in Ohio which is over 4,000 miles away.  My immediate family, best man and a few friends and relatives from throughout the US mad it to Ohio.  I can’t imagine how much more complicated and restrictive it must be to pull this off in India.

Anyway, thanks for sharing.  This sounds pretty cool and I look forward to the pictures.
Title: Karnak is gaining wife ack...
Post by: Shuckins on February 24, 2007, 09:06:46 AM
Mawwiage!  Mawwiage is wot bwings us togevah...todayh!

Mawwiage...dat bwessed awwangement!  Dat dweem wiffin ah dweem!

____________________

Congrats Karnak.

You know....I can remember my life before marriage........



.........it was the last time I had any money I could call my own....


.....I had a pickup truck......


....I went to the movies whever I felt like it....


.....I ate out.....


....  


:cry
Title: Karnak is gaining wife ack...
Post by: Maverick on February 24, 2007, 11:35:14 AM
Karnak,

Lemme get this straight. You're getting married. Cool. Did you really have to OUTSOURCE the wedding?!?!?!?!?!?!

:O :O :noid :furious
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Post by: cpxxx on February 24, 2007, 12:08:16 PM
Karnak, thanks for the comments.
A Hindu wedding? The only experience I had of one was as an extra in a movie. It featured a Hindu wedding scene and the lucky couple stayed sitting on a form of dais with throne like chairs, all night. Meanwhile everyone else danced and sang and drank.  I asked one of the Indian extras, was it authentic and she said it was.

Not a bit like an Irish wedding I can tell you.:D

Good luck and enjoy it.
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Post by: Dichotomy on February 24, 2007, 01:18:45 PM
congrats Karnack
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Post by: DREDIOCK on February 24, 2007, 01:56:43 PM
I would like to offer my condolence......errr congradulations

We forgive you. for you know not yet what you do.

You will though ;)
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Post by: nirvana on February 24, 2007, 02:24:45 PM
Congratulations Karnak!
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Post by: Vulcan on February 24, 2007, 04:14:46 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
I went to a wedding in India a while ago, but it wasn't a traditional Hindu affair as the bride was hindu but the groom was muslim.

http://www.shaaditimes.com/ch/celebrities/album/050613-fardeen-natasha

I was in Mumbai four days....slept a total of about seven or eight hours.  I didn't think Indians drank that much!  Amazing experience though.



shhhh you're going to spoil the suprise :)
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Post by: Angus on February 24, 2007, 04:34:21 PM
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Originally posted by Saintaw
wtg Karnak, congrats!

It's already a good thing you got her something that doesn't look like a military airplane :)


Oh dear. I actually gave my wife an airplane model.


(She loves it and has it in her office!)
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Post by: texasmom on February 24, 2007, 05:23:20 PM
:) Congrats!
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Post by: MotorOil1 on February 24, 2007, 06:36:43 PM
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Originally posted by cpxxx
Baby flak is far more accurate and deadly.  


Congrats to both Karnak and cpxxx.

I have to agree baby ack is far more deadly.  I couldn't get off the ground for almost two years.  The wife ack misses some times and other times can just be evaded.  Baby ack, you're done.  Just when you start to recover they want to sit on your lap just as you're tring to make a shot.

I could go on.....:aok
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Post by: texasmom on February 24, 2007, 07:04:05 PM
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Originally posted by MotorOil1
Congrats to both Karnak and cpxxx.

I have to agree baby ack is far more deadly.  I couldn't get off the ground for almost two years.  The wife ack misses some times and other times can just be evaded.  Baby ack, you're done.  Just when you start to recover they want to sit on your lap just as you're tring to make a shot.



The good thing about baby ack is that after reconfiguration & modifications, the ack can be turned around and used to your advantage instead of in opposition to you.  My ack models are now 8, 10, & 13 years ~ all of them are better than me in a plane...

So, i could spawn to resupply a base... as soon as you spawn ~ "Hey, come over here for a sec... will ya?  Get this thing over to the base & drop the supplies for me?"  

Just a hug & a kiss & a "great job" and they'll do it for you each & every time!  =)
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Post by: Scherf on February 25, 2007, 03:20:39 AM
Congratulations Karnak!

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Post by: oboe on February 25, 2007, 08:59:47 AM
Congrats on your upcoming wedding, Karnak.   May you both enjoy a long and happy life together!
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Post by: Karnak on March 08, 2007, 01:01:00 PM
Thank you all for the congratulations.  Internet service is sometimes iffy in India and then I was, um, sequestered away from any computer until the wedding.  Then there were other things to do....

Anyways, I had help from one of her cousin's husband.

It started outside and there were some bits with her parents washing my feet and marking my forehead, then I marked her father's forehead.  After that her uncles carried her out and we stood with a sheet separating us so that we couldn't see eachother.  Then that was dropped and we exchanged rings and she gave me a gold necklace.  We then sat with her at my right for a bit while the priest chanted some.  After being mutually bound with a white cloth we sprinkled oil on a fire to the priest's chanting.  Then walked around the fire, sprinkled more oil, walked around it five more times and then stood with her at my left and the priest chanted some more.  Then we sat and she was my wife.  Then we went inside and people came up and congratulated us, we touched the feet of some of the older people to recieve their blessings.  Photos where taken with each group.  This went on for hours and she was getting pretty tired of smiling.

I am returning to Mumbai from Pune tomorrow and flying back to the US.  I will post photos once I am there.

Thank you all again.
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Post by: Vulcan on March 08, 2007, 01:31:10 PM
Sounds similar to a buddhist wedding, ours took 2 days (normally they're 3 days).
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Post by: Masherbrum on March 08, 2007, 01:50:34 PM
WTFG Karnak!   Glad everything came out alright there for ya, you two have a safe trip home.
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Post by: Shuffler on March 08, 2007, 02:22:16 PM
Congratulations... ring size means nothing.... thought and feelings toward eachother is everything....
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Post by: Ripsnort on March 08, 2007, 02:57:01 PM
Congrats! That diamond looks like a color rating A or B!