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Title: It aint Sheep but - Rolmbo
Post by: 68Ripper on February 23, 2007, 03:33:03 PM

A professor at Texas A&M University was giving a lecture of the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

Three students raise their hands.


"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further.  Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Bubba replied, "Chiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats."



Not exactly Sheep but a distant cousin LOL  
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Rolmbo
Post by: Xargos on February 23, 2007, 03:51:09 PM

That's just wrong...:lol

Title: Rolmbo
Post by: lasersailor184 on February 23, 2007, 03:54:29 PM

That's one of my favorite jokes.  Though I personally don't say that the goat guy was a redneck.

Title: Rolmbo
Post by: john9001 on February 23, 2007, 04:26:33 PM

just for laughs, change redneck to arab and see what happens.

Title: Rolmbo
Post by: jhookt on February 23, 2007, 04:47:10 PM

how do renecks find sheep in tall grass?



very pleasurable

Title: Aggie Jokes
Post by: culero on February 23, 2007, 07:08:15 PM

Two Aggies were riding fence, and found a calf with its head stuck in the barbed wire. They stopped to deal with it.

One Aggie said "Watch this" then proceeded to unzip, whip it out, and have his way with the calf. When he was finished, he told the other Aggie "OK, its your turn".

The other Aggie thought for a minute, then said "Well, OK, I guess...but do I really have to stick my head in the fence?"

Title: Rolmbo
Post by: 68slayr on February 24, 2007, 11:17:08 AM

lol this is even wronger.....:lol