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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Dichotomy on March 01, 2007, 08:57:17 AM

Title: Todays PSA
Post by: Dichotomy on March 01, 2007, 08:57:17 AM

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we
 drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
 absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in
 feces,  in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!  
 
 However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer
 because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,
 filtering and fermenting.
 
 WATER = Poop
 
 BEER = HEALTH
 
 Free yourself of Poop, drink BEER!!! It is better to
 drink beer and talk ***** than to drink water and be full of *****.
 
 There is no need to thank me for this valuable
 information, I am doing it as a public service.

Title: Re: Todays PSA
Post by: Mini D on March 01, 2007, 09:21:27 AM

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Originally posted by Dichotomy
WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we
 drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
 absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in
 feces,  in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

That math doesn't add up. I bet it's more like 1 gram... unless you're drinking from the hudson.

Title: Todays PSA
Post by: Airscrew on March 01, 2007, 09:40:17 AM

1 kilo, 1 gram what does it matter,  no poop shall pass these lips,  drink more beer!   :)

Title: Re: Re: Todays PSA
Post by: Rino on March 01, 2007, 09:49:10 AM

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Originally posted by Mini D
That math doesn't add up. I bet it's more like 1 gram... unless you're drinking from the hudson.

     If you're drinking a liter a day from the Hudson river, poop is the least
of your worries.  It's what kind of hat you should wear to cover the
tentacles  
:D

Title: Todays PSA
Post by: Curval on March 01, 2007, 10:09:31 AM

I drink bottled water.

Title: Todays PSA
Post by: john9001 on March 01, 2007, 10:29:48 AM

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Originally posted by Curval
I drink bottled water.

ah , bottled poopy water.

Title: Todays PSA
Post by: Airscrew on March 01, 2007, 10:37:56 AM

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Originally posted by john9001
ah , bottled poopy water.

yes, but its quality, filtered poopy water,  not just any regular poopy water

Title: Todays PSA
Post by: Eagler on March 01, 2007, 10:46:29 AM

we eat cooked animal flesh and you are worried about alittle chlorinated poop water?

Title: Todays PSA
Post by: bzek74 on March 01, 2007, 10:55:51 AM

I just bypass the middleman I smoke to filter out that harmful secondhand stuff...Drink pondwater and bake a ****...if your gonna do something to it right!...Deack Damnit!

Title: Todays PSA
Post by: Dichotomy on March 01, 2007, 10:57:48 AM

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Originally posted by Airscrew
1 kilo, 1 gram what does it matter,  no poop shall pass these lips,  drink more beer!   :)

exactly!!

:aok

Title: Todays PSA
Post by: Kuhn on March 01, 2007, 11:09:27 AM

Poop in water? What about whats in the really cheap hot dogs? :O

Title: Todays PSA
Post by: Airscrew on March 01, 2007, 11:28:04 AM

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Originally posted by Kuhn
Poop in water? What about whats in the really cheap hot dogs? :O

it counteracts whats in the water.   Dont you listen to George Carlin?  You need to be eating the hot dogs to build up your immunity to all the other stuff...

Title: Todays PSA
Post by: Kuhn on March 01, 2007, 11:51:43 AM

Ah yes George Carlin, The master of thinking up goofy $%#@

Title: Todays PSA
Post by: texasmom on March 01, 2007, 12:24:28 PM

This is all pretty gross

Title: Todays PSA
Post by: Flatbar on March 01, 2007, 12:48:51 PM

I think we have found the cause of the '*hit eating grin'.