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Title: Oh Canada!?!?
Post by: Mace2004 on March 01, 2007, 02:43:37 PM
Now, I'm sure not all man-made globalwarmingists...or Canadians for that matter are nuts but this (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070228/wl_canada_afp/canadaenvironmentkyoto_070228180440) is a very innovative take on the "solution" to man-made global warming.  

Actually, when you think about it the former Canadian Defense Minister may have a point since there is an oft ignored connection between Roswell and Al Gore.  The event at Roswell was on July 8, 1947...Al was born on March 31, 1948 just one week short of exactly 9 months later....hummmmm.  Coincidence???  I think maybe not.


:noid :noid :noid :noid :noid :noid :noid
Title: Oh Canada!?!?
Post by: Hawco on March 01, 2007, 02:44:42 PM
:D  Nice one Mace ! made me laugh sir!
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Post by: Gunslinger on March 01, 2007, 02:54:40 PM
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He shocked Canadians in September 2005 by announcing he once saw a UFO.


This single solitary sentence made more sense than any other in the article.
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Post by: Airscrew on March 01, 2007, 04:14:17 PM
I saw a UFO once, but I wouldnt tell the Canadians :p
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Post by: Wes14 on March 01, 2007, 04:50:21 PM
i don't see UFOs just a rare low flying Air-Force jet :furious

not to flame the military but i think i know y UFOs don't fly here
:noid some yahoo at the local base would probably hit the "fire SAM/AA/or other type of missile" button:noid :O

just my 2 cents:noid
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Post by: Airscrew on March 01, 2007, 07:07:28 PM
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Originally posted by Wes14
not to flame the military but i think i know y UFOs don't fly here
:noid some yahoo at the local base would probably hit the "fire SAM/AA/or other type of missile" button:noid :O

just my 2 cents:noid

what do ya mean Probably.  We have, but you didnt hear that fro.....
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Post by: Wes14 on March 01, 2007, 07:15:11 PM
well i would take a guess if somethings hovering near a base that looks threatening they would blow it up:noid
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Post by: Ripsnort on March 01, 2007, 07:19:39 PM
Maybe Thrawn can stop by and explain all of this?

;)
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Post by: Catalyst on March 02, 2007, 06:55:59 AM
lol...

no need to explain anything really, 83 and senial
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Post by: Saintaw on March 02, 2007, 07:09:08 AM
Anyone born on March 31st is a saint.
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Post by: Thrawn on March 02, 2007, 08:11:46 AM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Maybe Thrawn can stop by and explain all of this?

;)



Not really.  I phoned my dad and told him what a lunatic his ex-boss was and we had a good laugh.
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Post by: Ripsnort on March 02, 2007, 08:15:48 AM
Don't forget Former (then Governor) President Jimmy Carter! :noid
(And he didn't have old age to blame it on!)

http://www.presidentialufo.com/carter_ufo_report.htm
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Post by: Airscrew on March 02, 2007, 08:39:46 AM
..m me.  Oh I'm supposed to tell you that Canadian's dont exist.   If you see what you think is a canadian its probably either swamp gas, a weather balloon, or low flying aircraft.   Scientist have been monitoring Canada for several years now and have not found any reason to believe any intelligent life exists  :noid
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Post by: lazs2 on March 02, 2007, 09:08:30 AM
Aliens landed on a ranch outside of roswell in 1947 algor and hillary were born 9 months later..

The result of alien and farm animal sex?

lazs
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Post by: RTR on March 02, 2007, 09:10:34 AM
LOL Airscrew!!!

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Thanks for the chuckle;)

RTR
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Post by: Flatbar on March 02, 2007, 10:16:11 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
Aliens landed on a ranch outside of roswell in 1947 algor and hillary were born 9 months later..


lazs


A short bus from Connecticut crashes in Crawford, Tx. and look what we end up with.
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Post by: Torque on March 02, 2007, 12:54:39 PM
no doubt when asked he'd say yugoslavia starts with the letter 'u'.
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Post by: Wes14 on March 02, 2007, 02:31:47 PM
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Originally posted by Airscrew
or low flying aircraft.


so the planes that fly over that have the USAF marking on it are Canadian:huh :confused: :eek: ?
Title: Oh Canada!?!?
Post by: Airscrew on March 02, 2007, 02:50:34 PM
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Originally posted by Wes14
so the planes that fly over that have the USAF marking on it are Canadian:huh :confused: :eek: ?

Wes, you seem to be confused, perhaps on your way to being delusional.   If the plane that flys over has USAF markings on it,  then it's a USAF plane.  The canadian you thought you saw was a figment of your imagination, perhaps a small piece of undigested meat from your dinner...

you need to lay down and repeat after me...
1.  there are no canadians...
2.  canadians were invented by hollywood to explain actors like William Shatner, Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Donald Sutherland, and Mike Meyers... they are actually from another planet (Invasion of the Body Snatchers is actually a documentary)
3.  Canada is populated by lots of Moose and some frenchman that got lost when they went to the local store for a pack of cigarettes and a baggett

at least thats what the guys in the suits and sunglasses told me...
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Post by: Bronk on March 02, 2007, 03:14:50 PM
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Originally posted by Airscrew
Wes, you seem to be confused, perhaps on your way to being delusional.   If the plane that flys over has USAF markings on it,  then it's a USAF plane.  The canadian you thought you saw was a figment of your imagination, perhaps a small piece of undigested meat from your dinner...

you need to lay down and repeat after me...
1.  there are no canadians...
2.  canadians were invented by hollywood to explain actors like William Shatner, Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Donald Sutherland, and Mike Meyers... they are actually from another planet (Invasion of the Body Snatchers is actually a documentary)
3.  Canada is populated by lots of Moose and some frenchman that got lost when they went to the local store for a pack of cigarettes and a baggett

at least thats what the guys in the suits and sunglasses told me...


:rofl :rofl :rofl
My sides hurt stop please!


Bronk
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Post by: Wes14 on March 02, 2007, 03:18:24 PM
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Originally posted by Airscrew
Wes, you seem to be confused, perhaps on your way to being delusional.   If the plane that flys over has USAF markings on it,  then it's a USAF plane.  The canadian you thought you saw was a figment of your imagination, perhaps a small piece of undigested meat from your dinner...



well i think about 4 USAF jets a year flying just above tree level at mach speeds would slowly make a person go crazy/delusional:furious
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Post by: detch01 on March 02, 2007, 04:17:08 PM
Any more potshots by your primitive fighters at our saucers and you'll think "Mars Attacks" was a cake walk. You have been warned!



Cheers,
:noid