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Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: jaxxo on March 01, 2007, 09:14:21 PM: DH needs some new bait..err recruits. You will be required to ruin as much fun for the other two sides as possible,without porking or capturing fields. In other words lots of defense and furballing. Recruit's will also be forced to deal with Hub's low self esteem and generally poor attitude.

We take anyone, just like the BK's. However you will be mocked and ultimately dismissed promptly if we dont like you.

PM me or Hub if your interested. For real though any of you base defense types who like to furball and a fair amount of smack talk you are welcome. If your tired of the sensless gameplay and just want to fight give us a shout.

:D

Also you will be forced to sing JaxxoJaxxoMan on the first Friday of your enrollment.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: hubsonfire on March 02, 2007, 12:54:35 PM: Must be an active player. Teatotallers, PM whiners, score potatos, milkrunners, hordemonkeys, or those that are unable to simply have fun fighting need not apply. :)
Title: Re: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Ball on March 02, 2007, 01:50:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by jaxxo
Also you will be forced to sing JaxxoJaxxoMan on the first Friday of your enrollment.

thats our song. :mad: :mad: :cry :cry :cry
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: weazely on March 02, 2007, 03:00:36 PM: Quote
Must be an active player. Teatotallers, PM whiners, score potatos, milkrunners, hordemonkeys, or those that are unable to simply have fun fighting need not apply.

O i fit all thoughs!!!!

But base defence is for weenies!
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: hubsonfire on March 02, 2007, 05:02:01 PM: I guess I should add, "No squeakers."
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: weazely on March 02, 2007, 06:08:19 PM: well im out hehe
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: TinmanX on March 03, 2007, 07:39:29 PM: Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a Jaxxo Jaxxo man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Drinking in the mornings, go man go
works out in the sports bar, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a Jaxxo man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man (Jaxxo man)
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be a Jaxxo! Ow....

Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a Jaxxo!

Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body

You can tell a Jaxxo, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Jaxxo, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a Jaxxo man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be a Jaxxo! (all right)

Jaxxo, Jaxxo man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be a Jaxxo All Right!

Ugh! Jaxxo..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it's so hot my body,

Every pilot ought to be a Jaxxo Jaxxo man,
To fly a life of freedom, Jaxxo make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a Jaxxo man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man (Jaxxo man)
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be a Jaxxo! (dig the hair on my chest)

Jaxxo, Jaxxo man (see my big thick mustache)
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be a Jaxxo! (Dig broad shoulders)

Jaxxo, Jaxxo man (dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be a Jaxxo!

Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be a Jaxxo! HEY!
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: jaxxo on March 03, 2007, 11:02:49 PM: actually one line of the chorus is more than enuff :)

great song! If you sing it to me on vox Ill be impressed :D
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: hubsonfire on March 04, 2007, 01:12:12 AM: However, if you sing it to me, you'll be ejected.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Slash27 on March 04, 2007, 01:40:55 AM: Can I be a Captain? Or a Major?
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: SuperDud on March 04, 2007, 09:22:18 PM: YEAAAAA join my skwaud!@#!@!@
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: hubsonfire on March 04, 2007, 09:38:08 PM: You can be a "rear admiral", if you know what I mean.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: jaxxo on March 04, 2007, 10:33:31 PM: well id say the recruiting process has gone rather well..it must be the endearing open skwad letter. You all stink we dont want you anyway. :D

The chance to fly with 2 obnoxious wingmen who die alot was a golden opportunity...Ill retype a more inviting letter tomorrow..you know the We are a proud warrior mission type who have great fun and comraderie..

hang on i found a few:

Basics:

1. You must be a subscriber to Aces High II.
2. You must be 18+ to join.
3. You must be willing to learn, and have the ability to fly as part of a team.
4. Be friendly and play hard, have fun!

Before Joining:

1. Must pass a two week trial with us.
2. Have some knowledge on how to fly and operate your plane.
(Although we are willing to train you for 2 weeks up to a month.)
3. You must read our Code of Conduct (C.O.C.).

Rules:

1. Read the C.O.C.
2. Respect- your fellow squaddies religion, political views, ethnicity, & authority level in the VF-31

Disclaimer:

We are an 18+ squad with mostly adults, so expect adult humor & language from time to time.

Come fly with us:
Squadron Night.......... Wednesdays
Time......................... ... 7:00 PM CST, 8:00 PM EST
Main Arena.................. Orange arena; If possible - Alt. Blue arena
Vox / Radio channel..... V 179

Why late war ? because of more choice of aircraft.

Register and unlock other items in our forum !
Become an Squadron member !
Quick & simple to sign up !

Wow that wasnt so bad...I was dreading writing that. :P

__________________

:p
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Guppy35 on March 05, 2007, 06:55:14 PM: Basics:

1. You must be a subscriber to Aces High II. (Jaxxo's parents pay is account)
2. You must be 18+ to join. (Jaxxo is over 18 physically. mentally......well......it's open to debate.)
3. You must be willing to learn, and have the ability to fly as part of a team. (Translated this means be bait for Jaxxo so he can get kills)
4. Be friendly and play hard, have fun! (Translated. Shut up, be bait, so we can have fun)

Before Joining:

1. Must pass a two week trial with us. (Jaxxo was convicted at his trial in less then two weeks)
2. Have some knowledge on how to fly and operate your plane. (Have you seen Jaxxo fly?)
(Although we are willing to train you for 2 weeks up to a month.) (They can teach monkeys to fly...and be bait)
3. You must read our Code of Conduct (C.O.C.). (That's the address to send your registration fee and gifts to Jaxxo)

Rules:

1. Read the C.O.C. (Jaxxo can't read. You have to read it to him)
2. Respect- your fellow squaddies religion, political views, ethnicity, & authority level in the VF-31 (Not gonna touch this one....fly with Jaxxo for a bit and you'll understand)

Disclaimer:

We are an 18+ squad with mostly adults, so expect adult humor & language from time to time. (Pig Latin is the squad language. And they think they're funny. Fly with em for a bit....you'll see what I mean)

Keep in mind the squad name. Disposable Heros :)
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: SuperDud on March 05, 2007, 07:45:40 PM: So Dan you joining up? You can be #3 CO!!!!!!@
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: hubsonfire on March 05, 2007, 08:21:03 PM: It's a sad day when the bomber dorks think they can make fun of the best squad in AH and get away with it.

You'll get yours, Corky, just you wait.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Guppy35 on March 05, 2007, 09:22:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
It's a sad day when the bomber dorks think they can make fun of the best squad in AH and get away with it.

You'll get yours, Corky, just you wait.

Everytime I fly I get mine. If this was real I'd be dead so many times it wouldn't even be funny.....well maybe a little bit funny :)
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: storch on March 05, 2007, 09:30:06 PM: perhaps there is a more fitting name for this squad. I think disposable diapers works.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: SuperDud on March 06, 2007, 06:34:30 AM: YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA storchs being helpful. Thanks for the input. You wanna join?
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: hubsonfire on March 06, 2007, 04:02:46 PM: Okay then, stick to toolshedding, hording, and scorepadding, you little fairies.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: SuperDud on March 06, 2007, 04:17:26 PM: Umm hub maybe i should handle this. u don't seem to be a real people person.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: jaxxo on March 06, 2007, 05:08:52 PM: Corky will fit right in!

(http://cdmom.vergant.com/images/chriscb.jpeg)
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: hubsonfire on March 06, 2007, 06:23:11 PM: I think he's got a moustache, like this...

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1014_1173227080_corky.jpg)
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Guppy35 on March 06, 2007, 09:59:01 PM: You forgot the beard.

When do you guys start the Disposable Ninja Wing? I want to be XO of that one. I'm Hoping Jaxxo can teach us all how to howl on Vox when we go into combat too!

:D
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: hubsonfire on March 06, 2007, 10:18:24 PM: I think you mock me.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: doobs on March 06, 2007, 10:22:53 PM: Oh no, it like having the New Galatic Empire form to thunderous applause.

This can't be good

have fun guys, you always do
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: hubsonfire on March 07, 2007, 12:33:20 AM: Nah, the empire had a plan, and clones to fill the ranks. We're doing this the hard way.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Guppy35 on March 07, 2007, 01:42:13 AM: Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
I think you mock me.

Somebody has to:aok

Does that mean I can't be XO of the Disposable Ninja wing?:huh
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Dead Man Flying on March 07, 2007, 01:25:49 PM: Can I join!??!

:aok
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: hubsonfire on March 07, 2007, 01:47:16 PM: Any former 489158th Super-Raptor F/A-28s "0\/\/nZ n00bZ!" members are welcome.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Grits on March 07, 2007, 01:55:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
You can be a "rear admiral", if you know what I mean.

He's "cabin boy" in my squad.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Ball on March 07, 2007, 02:50:43 PM: (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/71_1173300783_dh.gif)
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: storch on March 07, 2007, 04:21:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ball
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/71_1173300783_dh.gif)
that must be their head gear, huh?
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Ball on March 07, 2007, 05:34:27 PM: The only use Jaxxo knows for them is waterbombs.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: storch on March 07, 2007, 06:04:34 PM: :rofl
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: jaxxo on March 07, 2007, 10:06:08 PM: wee balloons are fun!
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Slash27 on March 07, 2007, 10:08:53 PM: So is there an opening in the BK's or what?:huh
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: hubsonfire on March 08, 2007, 12:01:29 AM: You should probably ask someone from that squad. We are the Disposable Heroes, and we are the future.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Slash27 on March 08, 2007, 12:14:56 AM: I believe the children are the future.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Lye-El on March 08, 2007, 09:49:21 AM: Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
We are the Disposable Heroes, and we are the future.

Hmmm....Isn't that what the Loose Cannons Alliance said?

Although, I do support your premise as presented by Jaxxo. And in the few times I have been able to play lately I have seen Jaxxo putting his money where his mouth is.

He was getting his butt kicked but he was making them pay!

:aok
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: jaxxo on March 08, 2007, 12:47:58 PM: :rofl slash..that was teh funny

Yeah we do get our *** kicked..Ill be damned if your gettin my base for free though. Watchin the vulchers run five different ways when a high con shows up truly warms the heart :)
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Dead Man Flying on March 08, 2007, 01:05:26 PM: The Disposable Heroes are a lot like the BKs, except they actually play the game.

-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Ball on March 08, 2007, 01:18:02 PM: the game is just a sideshow to the bbs anyway.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: sax on March 08, 2007, 01:51:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
The Disposable Heroes are a lot like the BKs, except they actually play the game.

-- Todd/Leviathn

Howdy Levi
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Dead Man Flying on March 08, 2007, 02:35:04 PM: Heya, Sax. :)

-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: B@tfinkV on March 08, 2007, 02:48:59 PM: <---- bets leviathn sucks now

:D
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Ball on March 08, 2007, 05:34:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by B@tfinkV
<---- bets leviathn sucks now

:D

no, he doesnt start work for a few hours yet.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Dead Man Flying on March 08, 2007, 06:10:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by B@tfinkV
<---- bets leviathn sucks now

:D

Bet I don't. :D

-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: B@tfinkV on March 08, 2007, 07:18:03 PM: i actualy laughed out loud furball.

(runs away before levi pwns me)
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: SkyRock on March 09, 2007, 12:52:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
The Disposable Heroes are a lot like the BKs, except they actually play the game.

-- Todd/Leviathn
So the BK's are breaking into to two squads, the ones that don't play, and the disposable heroes?? :lol

Oh, and hows going Leviatwit?

Mark
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: hubsonfire on March 09, 2007, 01:02:26 PM: You're not the brightest crayon in the box, are you?
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: jaxxo on March 09, 2007, 01:53:50 PM: I hate those guys.........

(http://www.geektimes.com/michael/site/archive/2005/02/images/2005-02-john-vernon.jpg)
Title: Let me in!
Post by: Bak407 on March 11, 2007, 08:11:37 PM: I want in the damn squad. I die just as well as anyone else, and can prove it. And my kamakazi skills are bitc*en.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Roidrage on March 13, 2007, 01:32:02 AM: Great group of guys to fly with or fight against.
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Bronk on March 17, 2007, 12:01:48 PM: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO

Bronk
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: TW9 on March 17, 2007, 01:43:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by B@tfinkV
<---- bets leviathn sucks now

:D

I 2nd that :aok
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Slash27 on April 28, 2007, 01:36:36 AM: I want in, where do I sign up?
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Stang on April 28, 2007, 01:57:33 AM: Mehz too!!1!
Title: Disposable Heroes
Post by: Odee on April 28, 2007, 06:04:58 AM: Oh jeeze... I thot this was about how the US Military is viewed today. :cry :o