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Title: Ohioans Flip-Out Over Contrails.
Post by: eskimo2 on March 10, 2007, 09:02:49 AM
I was born and raised in Alaska; the weather was often ripe for contrails and I saw them all the time.  I’ve also lived in Hawaii; I don’t think they appeared there but then again I never looked up.  My next place was Colorado; I’m pretty sure we saw them there.  Now I live in Ohio; I had never really noticed, but contrails are pretty rare.  At sunset on Thursday I noticed 11 of them at once, they were gorgeous and bright due to the contrast of sunset.  I guess contrails are rarer here than I realized.  Some Ohioans, however, are afraid that 747s are really giant crop dusters and we are the crops.  How can anyone not know what a contrail is?

Story from the Akron Bacon Journal:

Jets etch a sketch in sky over Akron
But conspiracy theorists see sinister events afoot
By Connie Bloom
Beacon Journal staff writer


(http://www.ohio.com/images/ohio/ohio/16869/284572893413.jpg)
The Akron University Zippy metal sculpture at the McDonald's restaurant on East Exchange Street seems to be watching the jet contrails on Wednesday, March 7, 2007, in Akron, Ohio. Thrusting hot jet engine gasses condense in the crisp March sky.

It seems that just about everyone Thursday was looking at the sky over Akron.
Ethereal, white streaks of fluff crisscrossed, swooped, intersected, merged and overlapped against the wild blue yonder.
``I heard it was a CIA plot,'' joked Kristie Van Auken, who fielded frantic calls all day at the Akron-Canton Airport, where it was otherwise business as usual. ``We're in a major air traffic control center, and jet exhaust is what we're seeing.''
These bands of puff, called contrails -- the con stands for condensation -- usually dissipate, but under unique atmospheric conditions, they weave an awesome tapestry across the great blue.
The trails appear when particles of ice form around the humid jet exhaust and mix with air of low vapor pressure and low temperature, according to the National Weather Service.
The mixing occurs directly behind the plane because of the turbulence generated by the engine, says the agency. If condensation occurs, a contrail becomes visible. The streaks dissipate as the ice descends, melts and evaporates.
Yeah, right, say nonbelievers. Conspiracy theories abound, most notably on the Internet and a few radio stations, where the streaks are darkly labeled ``chemtrails.'' Some allege that the supposedly lethal lines are experiments to control the weather, the human mind or global warming, or to wage war on citizens.
One theory alleges that government-sponsored mists will descend to make human flesh disappear.
Others posit the government is carrying out practice runs for a biological assault of lethal flu on citizens to reclaim the land, ultimately returning it to the pristine ripeness of a nature preserve for eventual foreign dominance.
Federal agencies have repeatedly issued denials that chemtrails exist. ``They're just contrails... nothing more,'' Thomas Schmidlin, a weather expert at Kent State University, told the Beacon Journal in 2002.
The airport's Van Auken said: ``This is one of the busiest air traffic highways in the country.''
More than 3 million planes travel through the 70,000-square-mile, east-west corridor between New York and Chicago in a year. When the contrails hang in the air, the pattern of recent flights becomes visible.
``I think they're really neat, but I'm an airport junkie,'' Van Auken said.
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Post by: Xargos on March 10, 2007, 09:23:08 AM
:rofl
Title: Ohioans Flip-Out Over Contrails.
Post by: cpxxx on March 10, 2007, 10:35:12 AM
Google chemtrails and you will get many site convinced that it's all a US government plot. Not only that they are convinced that the whole thing is going to go mainstream any day now. :noid When I went on their forums explaining contrails I got banned and accused of working for the US government, handing out disinformation.:rofl :noid
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Post by: Dinger on March 10, 2007, 10:44:29 AM
Always cute. In the west/midwest, you can often find the interstates by looking for the J-Route contrails (often) directly above them.
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Post by: Maverick on March 10, 2007, 10:48:26 AM
Sheeple can be so stupid at times. It's amazing to see how fast and often they cry the sky is falling. :rolleyes:
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Post by: Gunslinger on March 10, 2007, 11:05:56 AM
There was a cool story a while back about "CIA Revenge" on muslims.  I highly doubt it's true but it basically revolved around the CIA having the airlines switch to a bio-fuel that had pig in it therefore having muslims all around the world breath in pig particles.

Pretty far fetching stuff but interesting read.

Sweet, found the link

http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=127200&highlight=Revenge
Title: Ohioans Flip-Out Over Contrails.
Post by: eskimo2 on March 10, 2007, 11:06:54 AM
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Originally posted by cpxxx
Google chemtrails and you will get many site convinced that it's all a US government plot. Not only that they are convinced that the whole thing is going to go mainstream any day now. :noid When I went on their forums explaining contrails I got banned and accused of working for the US government, handing out disinformation.:rofl :noid


OMG, LOL
I just googled it and read a few sites.  It must suck to be that paranoid.
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Post by: john9001 on March 10, 2007, 11:35:15 AM
it's the govt spraying "dumb dust" on us.
:noid
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Post by: rpm on March 10, 2007, 12:50:02 PM
:noid
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Post by: cpxxx on March 10, 2007, 01:04:02 PM
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Originally posted by eskimo2
OMG, LOL
I just googled it and read a few sites.  It must suck to be that paranoid.


Just for fun I googled to see how many. 703,000! with 100 pages of sites.
Chemtrails is probably one of the most widespread, yet widely ignored of the the loony conspiracy theories out there. It's main instigator is a guy called Clifford E Carnicon who is the high priest of the cult. The fact that it's so glaringly obviously false to anyone with half a brain makes it all the more amusing. Every half wit living under an airway or near an an intersection thinks they are being sprayed. It never occurs to them that something sprayed at 30,000 feet would probably drift for hundreds of miles before coming to Earth not to mention be diluted to nothing.
:noid  As Mav says, 'sheeple can be so stupid.'

But on the positive side the whole thing is ripe for a send up. Log on to their forums and report your 'experiences'. I went on one and pretending I was a government pilot and whistle blower.  I gave the impression I was being followed and when I stopped contributing. There was much speculation as to my fate.:rofl Great fun.
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Post by: x0847Marine on March 10, 2007, 01:53:54 PM
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Originally posted by Maverick
Sheeple can be so stupid at times. It's amazing to see how fast and often they cry the sky is falling. :rolleyes:


You'll notice people wearing a proper AFDB (http://zapatopi.net/afdb/) had no fears of contrail enslavement.
(http://members.dslextreme.com/users/fanofhockey/MP3/ah/afdb.jpg)
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Post by: Shuckins on March 10, 2007, 03:23:23 PM
What's REALLY frightening is that these people are eligible to vote.
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Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on March 10, 2007, 03:40:29 PM
Contrails contribute to the global warming!:furious
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Post by: ROC on March 10, 2007, 03:54:58 PM
Get this one.   Ya think, perhaps, that each plane entered a region that Supported the formation of contrails?  

_________________________

On one occasion, I happened to see two planes approaching the perimeter of a large chemtrail pattern that was partially completed. The two aircraft were flying reasonably close and parallel to one another. One plane was slightly behind the other. No chemtrails were visible behind either craft as they approached the perimeter of the "cloud" formation being created. As soon as the first plane intersected the leading edge of the criss-cross pattern it began to spew a chemtrail. Shortly thereafter, the second plane reached the same perimeter and started discharging its chemtrail.
 
What made this observation so compelling was that individuals in the first plane knew where the edge of the chemtrail pattern began. In order to continue building the criss-cross formation, someone had to make a deliberate decision to "flip a switch" to activate the flow of chemtrail material when a certain location was reached, which is exactly what happened. Less than a minute later the scene repeated itself when the second plane intersected the same edge and another switch was flipped... both planes working in perfect tandem, both planes apparently guided by the same predetermined plan.

____

:huh
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Post by: Vulcan on March 10, 2007, 03:59:04 PM
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Thrusting hot jet engine
Title: Ohioans Flip-Out Over Contrails.
Post by: Dago on March 10, 2007, 04:16:40 PM
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Originally posted by john9001
it's the govt spraying "dumb dust" on us.
:noid


That would explain the democrats winning control of Congress.
Title: Ohioans Flip-Out Over Contrails.
Post by: eskimo2 on March 10, 2007, 05:01:54 PM
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Originally posted by cpxxx

But on the positive side the whole thing is ripe for a send up. Log on to their forums and report your 'experiences'. I went on one and pretending I was a government pilot and whistle blower.  I gave the impression I was being followed and when I stopped contributing. There was much speculation as to my fate.:rofl Great fun.


LOL!

This calls for a major troll of the Peta2 boards magnitude!  We can all be airline, military, cargo, Men-In-Black or even CIA P-51/F-16-scorpion-bitten pilots!  Woo Hoo! Where do I sign up?
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Post by: SuperDud on March 10, 2007, 05:17:39 PM
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Originally posted by eskimo2
LOL!

This calls for a major troll of the Peta2 boards magnitude!  We can all be airline, military, cargo, Men-In-Black or even CIA P-51/F-16-scorpion-bitten pilots!  Woo Hoo! Where do I sign up?
WOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ININININNINININININNINI#@#!##
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Post by: eskimo2 on March 10, 2007, 05:25:13 PM
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Originally posted by SuperDud
WOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ININININNINININININNINI#@#!##


WTG!
Link to the board?

Be sure and save your posts and their respnces before they get deleted.
Title: Ohioans Flip-Out Over Contrails.
Post by: eskimo2 on March 10, 2007, 06:16:42 PM
Doh!

"We apologize, but we are not currently accepting registrations at this time. Thanks."

http://www.chemtrailcentral.com/forum/forum6.html

I wrote an awesome post and went to register and was denied!  Why am I surprised that a group of paranoids are too paranoid to accept any new members into their group?

Anyway, here’s what I was going to post under the username: Scorpion Juice (if it was available)

Title:
Chemtrail Pilots and Chemical Engineers Speak Up:

Body:
If you spayed or made chemicals, its time to speak up.  I know that there are thousands of us; many others must also feel that it is time to end our silence.  To be honest, I never knew exactly what we were spraying or exactly why.  I flew F-16s and sprayed for the CIA for 8 years.  I’ve covered almost all of the Northeast US.  Our chem was always referred to as “Scorpion Juice”.  That’s just a codename, however.  It gives little indication what it consisted of.  I’d like to hear other chem pilots come out and even more importantly, Id like to hear what the heck we were spraying and why.  If you were a chemical engineer involved in this project, please speak up!
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Post by: Reschke on March 10, 2007, 06:54:29 PM
I am going to have to get into this late one night and maybe we can start our own site and see what kind of kooks we can get to join up.
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Post by: cav58d on March 10, 2007, 07:07:36 PM
I CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE THIS RETARDED.  I just checked out a forum and found this....http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/05/google_earth_cruise_missile/

An American Eagle CRJ with its wings cut cropped out, which many claim to be a twin engined cruise missile!  LMFAO.  How do people come up with this stuff
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Post by: cav58d on March 10, 2007, 07:45:29 PM
ya know what....I have to admit, the more I read this, the more compelling it becomes.  I mean, what if!!!!????  excuse me, I need to go purchase 10,000 rolls of alumnium foil.

TRUST NO ONE!
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Post by: JB88 on March 10, 2007, 07:49:12 PM
up for raid on a conspiracy BBS anyone?
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Post by: Meatwad on March 10, 2007, 08:01:44 PM
ME ME ME


Did you know cell phone towers are used by the govt for mind control?
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Post by: cav58d on March 10, 2007, 08:13:03 PM
My heart sank when I discovered that even the Blue Angels are involved with the chemtrails..........=(....

(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8701/chemtrailsar1.jpg)
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Post by: cav58d on March 11, 2007, 12:31:58 AM
If you buy into chemtrails what so ever, what ever you do, DO NOT click this link.  The pictures may cause uncontrolable anxiety leading to massive heart failure.

***For those of you that love aviation, these are just awesome pics of CONtrails.  =)

http://www.airliners.net/search/photo.search?aircraft_genericsearch=&airlinesearch=&countrysearch=&specialsearch=&daterange=&keywords=contrail&range=&sort_order=views&page_limit=15&thumbnails=&calccount=1136105&truecount=false&engine_version=6.0
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Post by: VWE on March 11, 2007, 12:41:40 AM
Howly frikin cow Batman... did you see how many people are registered on that chemtrails bbs? Oh I gotta get in there, that place has got to be a gold mine! :rofl  You know... seein as I've got a U.S. Army email address... oh no, I'd get whacked for sure but boy is that tempting or what?! Hmmmm... Scorpion Commando reporting for debrief SIR!
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Post by: cav58d on March 11, 2007, 12:47:19 AM
Read the post by "weatherman"...It's freaking hilarious...
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Post by: eskimo2 on March 11, 2007, 07:26:18 AM
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Originally posted by cav58d
If you buy into chemtrails what so ever, what ever you do, DO NOT click this link.  The pictures may cause uncontrolable anxiety leading to massive heart failure.

***For those of you that love aviation, these are just awesome pics of CONtrails.  =)

http://www.airliners.net/search/photo.search?aircraft_genericsearch=&airlinesearch=&countrysearch=&specialsearch=&daterange=&keywords=contrail&range=&sort_order=views&page_limit=15&thumbnails=&calccount=1136105&truecount=false&engine_version=6.0


Teh Chems!  Hold yer breath were being dusted!

http://us.airliners.net/photos/photos/0/8/6/1088680.jpg
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Post by: VWE on March 11, 2007, 09:05:38 AM
Click on yer ling eskimo... it says "big_hot_link_no_no_no.jpg" but nuttin else! :D
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Post by: eskimo2 on March 11, 2007, 09:25:17 AM
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Originally posted by VWE
Click on yer ling eskimo... it says "big_hot_link_no_no_no.jpg" but nuttin else! :D


LOL, they didn't let me hotlink it either...
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Post by: Leslie on March 11, 2007, 09:28:51 AM
What I find disturbing is the statue of Zippy on a college campus.   Which Zippy is that anyway?  It doesn't look like Zippy the Pinhead.:)





Les
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Post by: eskimo2 on March 11, 2007, 10:03:28 AM
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Originally posted by Leslie
What I find disturbing is the statue of Zippy on a college campus.   Which Zippy is that anyway?  It doesn't look like Zippy the Pinhead.:)





Les


The University of Akron’s mascot is “Zippy the Kangaroo”.  The teams are known as the “Zips”.  “Fear the Roo” is their slogan.  I don’t know why an Ohio city has an Australian animal for its mascot; I’m sure that there must be some conspiracy theory behind it though.
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Post by: Leslie on March 11, 2007, 10:16:52 AM
I will sleep better knowing that Eskimo.  Thank you.  




Les