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Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: rpm on March 12, 2007, 04:10:20 AM
(http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1073268034291_2004/01/06/mel_brooks,1.jpg)
Greatest comedian evar.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: DiabloTX on March 12, 2007, 04:14:16 AM
Is he dead, Jim????
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: JB88 on March 12, 2007, 04:23:33 AM
thats what i was wondering...nothing on google news about it yet...maybe ill try elsewhere.

:confused:
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: rpm on March 12, 2007, 04:27:37 AM
No. Just sitting here watching History of the World, Part 1 and it got me to thinking, which is dangerous when Kentucky Bourbon has been applied. Has any other comedian equaled his achievements? Maybe Chaplin, but his work really did'nt stand the test of time where Mel's has over an equal period, but that's debateable.

Look at the filmography:
(no IMDB cheating)
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein
High Anxiety
Spaceballs
The Producers
History of the World, Part 1
Silent Movie
To Be or Not To Be (remake)

Every one of them a classic. He's a writer, actor, singer, dancer, songwriter, director, producer. That's a pretty damn impressive portfolio.

Sorry about the false dead pool alert.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: JB88 on March 12, 2007, 04:28:52 AM
impressive indeed!!

:aok

(phew!  thought we'd lost him)
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: DiabloTX on March 12, 2007, 04:30:48 AM
Blazing Saddles...until There's Something About Mary, no movie ever made me laugh so hard.

Glad he's still tickin'.

:aok
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Debonair on March 12, 2007, 04:33:18 AM
the twelve chairs[/i] was fine too
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: AquaShrimp on March 12, 2007, 05:14:29 AM
I find Mel Brooks entertaining, but not laugh-out-loud funny.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Saintaw on March 12, 2007, 05:25:32 AM
Didn't he do some sort of robin hood movie as well?
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: JB88 on March 12, 2007, 05:26:34 AM
your avitar scares the hell out of me saintaw.
:D

robin hood: men in tights.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Masherbrum on March 12, 2007, 06:10:16 AM
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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
I find Mel Brooks entertaining, but not laugh-out-loud funny.


...and the devil's advocate of the BBS chimes in like clockwork.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Shuckins on March 12, 2007, 06:25:46 AM
Don't forget about "Get Smart."
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Mightytboy on March 12, 2007, 07:01:36 AM
I like Mel but my wife and I walked out 1/2 thru To Be or Not To Be.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Curval on March 12, 2007, 07:09:26 AM
I'm not a big fan of his movies at all...even Blazing Saddles didn't strike my funnybone.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Airscrew on March 12, 2007, 08:32:00 AM
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Originally posted by Saintaw
Didn't he do some sort of robin hood movie as well?

you're probably thinking of "Robin Hood, Men in Tights"  he was the friar and he might have also been a producer or executive producer.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Flatbar on March 12, 2007, 11:47:02 AM
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Originally posted by Airscrew
you're probably thinking of "Robin Hood, Men in Tights"  he was the friar and he might have also been a producer or executive producer.


He was Rabi Tuckman and had a cart load of sacramental wine.

He also was a Moil, performing his trade just before the wedding.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: midnight Target on March 12, 2007, 11:51:34 AM
He was also in Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge IIRC.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Shuffler on March 12, 2007, 11:54:46 AM
Blazing Saddles... I love that movie
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Hap on March 12, 2007, 11:58:06 AM
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Originally posted by rpm
Has any other comedian equaled his achievements?


I prefer other comics: Chaplain, Keaton, Martin and Lewis, Benny, Berle, and Winters.

As far as "achievements," that's up for grabs.

All the Best,

hap
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: john9001 on March 12, 2007, 12:22:01 PM
Martin and Lewis were not funny, they were abbot and costello without the funny jokes.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Yeager on March 12, 2007, 12:41:12 PM
Whats his name used to be very very funny, at least to my sense of comedy.  He isn't so funny any more.

What IS his name? :confused:
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: rpm on March 12, 2007, 12:42:27 PM
Jack Benny may be the only one in his league. His stuff is just as funny today as it was new. Interesting that Brook's only true remake was one of the few films Benny did.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Chairboy on March 12, 2007, 12:50:12 PM
I'm still waiting for Hitler on Ice.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: rpm on March 12, 2007, 12:59:23 PM
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Originally posted by Shuckins
Don't forget about "Get Smart."
They are making a Get Smart movie starring Steve Carrell but Brooks and Henry are not writing. The original was greatness.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: tedrbr on March 12, 2007, 01:44:14 PM
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Originally posted by Shuffler
Blazing Saddles... I love that movie


Blazing Saddles has to be my favorite all-time-completely-anti-PR totally inappropriate comedy movie of all time.  You could NOT make that movie in this day and age.

Had a copy of it in Iraq that got smuggled around like the radio in "Stalag 17".  One of those movies the touchie-feely types did not want to hear about for "heath and welfare" or other nonsense reasons.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Maverick on March 12, 2007, 02:15:21 PM
He's likely the only one who could get away with the old bathroom humor and gags that others wouldn't touch. He is IMO one of the leading comedic genious folks ever to work the trade.

His work is one of 2 that I know of that you can post a quote of, and others will be able to respond with more and continue the thread. Monty Python is the only other works that can do that almost instantly.

"Send a wire to the home office and tell them I said".......... (fill in the blank)


Vs "What is your quest?"

:D
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Atoon on March 12, 2007, 02:39:08 PM
Blazing Saddles & Young Frankenstein are my Brooks Faves. I liked Space Balls OK, but was never drawn to the others as much.

Wasnt there a "history of the world part 2"?

I'd like to get copies on DVD of Saddles & Frankenstein-
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: rpm on March 12, 2007, 03:16:00 PM
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Originally posted by Atoon
Wasnt there a "history of the world part 2"?
No.:(
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Atoon on March 12, 2007, 03:22:21 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
No.:(


"I give you these 15 (CRASH).....10, 10 Commandments":rofl



Too bad
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Auger on March 12, 2007, 03:28:51 PM
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Originally posted by Atoon
"I give you these 15 (CRASH).....10, 10 Commandments":rofl  


You left out one small bit:
"I give you these 15 (CRASH) oy.....10, 10 Commandments"
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Shuckins on March 12, 2007, 05:01:22 PM
"Not da craw...da CRAW!!"
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Slash27 on March 12, 2007, 10:19:28 PM
"It's good to be the king"


"Sire, you look like the piss boy"

"And you look like a bucket of ****!":rofl
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: rpm on March 12, 2007, 10:54:14 PM
The Inquistion...
(Let’s begin!)
The Inquisition...
(Look out sin!)
We have a mission:
To convert the Jews.
(Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jews)
We’re gonna teach them...
(...wrong from right)
We’re gonna help them...
(...see the light)
And make an offer that they can’t refuse.
(That the Jews just can’t refuse!)

Confess: don’t be boring!
Say yes: don’t be dull!
A fact you’re ignoring:
It’s better to lose your skullcap than your skull.
(Oy, oy gavalt!)

The Inquisition...
(What a show!)
The Inquisition...
(Here we go!)
We know you’re wishin' that we’d go away,
But the Inquisition’s here, and it’s here to stay

The inquisition...(Oh boy!)
The inquisition...(What joy!)
The inquisition...(Oy oy!)

I was sitting in a temple.
I was minding my own business,
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass.
Then these papus persons plunge in,
And they throw me in a dungeon,
And they shoved a red hot poker up my ass!
 
Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a tube of Preparation H in sight.

I’m sittin’ flickin’ chickens,
And I'm lookin’ through the pickin's,
And suddenly, these goyim break down my walls!
I didn’t even know them,
And they grabbed me by the apple,
And they started playing Ping Pong with my balls!

Oy, the agony!
Ooh, the Shame!
To make my privates public for a game!?

The Inquisition...
(What a show!)
The Inquisition...
(Here we go!)
We know you’re wishin' that we’d go away,
But the Inquisition’s here, and it’s here to…

        Hey Torquemada,
        What do you say?
I just got back from the auto-da-fé.
        "Auto-da-fé?" What’s an "auto-da-fé?"
It’s what you oughtn’t to do, but you do anyway.

Skit scat doodlebat doodle be bay

Will you convert?
…NO NO NO NO
Will you confess?
…NO NO NO NO
Will you revert?
…NO NO NO NO
Will you say YES?
…NO NO NO NO

Now I asked in a nice way,
I said "pretty please."
I bent their ears,
Now I’ll work on the knees!

Hey Torquemada,
Walk this way...
We got a little game that you might want to play.
So, pull that handle, try your luck:
Who knows Torque?
You might win a buck!
(All right!)

Put it in the car!
In the car...In the car...

How we doing, any converts today?
Not a one. Nay Nay Nay.
We’ve flattened their fingers,
We’ve branded their buns,
Nothing is working...
SEND IN THE NUNS!

The Inquisition...
(What a show)
The Inquisition...
(Here we go)
We know you’re wishin' that we’d go away.

So come on, you muslims, and you jews,
We've got big news for all of youse.
You better change your point of views today!
'Cause the Inquisition's here,
And it’s here to stayyyyyyy!
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Slash27 on March 12, 2007, 11:41:53 PM
Man, thats going to be in my head all day tomorrow:(









:D
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: DiabloTX on March 12, 2007, 11:43:09 PM
I'm not a betting man, but I would bet it took RPM about 3 hours to type that one up from memory.

:D
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: rpm on March 13, 2007, 12:30:09 AM
When I'm in a good mood and start humming a tune, 99% of the time that's it.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Debonair on March 13, 2007, 01:59:57 AM
I heard of a guy having water on the brain, but this is the first of water ballet
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Roscoroo on March 13, 2007, 02:57:03 AM
Oh Piss boy !!
(http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/world/images/pissboy.jpg)

He's one of the nine people to win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony Award

"Its good to be the king"

Dont Watch me....  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7nAnkkiOKI)
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: RightF00T on March 13, 2007, 03:18:54 AM
Life Stinks...one of my favorites.


"Hatoo Hatoo Ha bibidy bang Hachooo" LOL:D
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Hajo on March 13, 2007, 06:16:51 AM
Mel Brooks started long ago as a writer for the Show of Shows that featured Cyd Ceaser etc.  The list of writers for that show is impressive.

Mel Brooks, Larry Gelbart (Mash)  Carl Reiner, Howie Morris (Ernest T. Bass on Andy Griffith Show) and others I fail to remember at this time.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Red Tail 444 on March 13, 2007, 06:00:16 PM
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Originally posted by Hap
I prefer other comics: Chaplain...hap



"**** Charlie Chaplain. MF'er couldnt even talk. I TALK, and can't get over!"
-Richard Pryor, interviewed while blasted out of his mind...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvSgPowOO8c

Blazing saddles was pretty funny. What I like about him is that Brooks doesn't have to rely on cheap gimmicks to earn a few laughs.
Title: Mel Brooks
Post by: Mark Luper on March 13, 2007, 06:09:52 PM
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Originally posted by john9001
Martin and Lewis were not funny, they were abbot and costello without the funny jokes.


As a youngster I was happy but most saw me as a bit serious. That beeing said, the first time I EVER laughed out loud at a comedian was Jerry Lewis. He doesn't appeal to me much anymore, but at the age of 15 I thought he was the funniest ever.

Mark