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Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: DiabloTX on March 13, 2007, 02:10:34 AM
Ok, I know we have a lot of really sharp tools in the O'Club shed.  So I was thinking what could we do with this great braintrust that could make us filthy stinking Bill Gates rich?  Surely with as many brilliant members as we have here we can come up with something that will allow us to retire and enjoy the good life.  Any ideas?

I still think "pizza-in-a-cup" is a winner.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Debonair on March 13, 2007, 02:24:03 AM
One of the terrible thing about so many people being on the planet is that when you think of an original idea, odd are very good you're not the first one (or that the .gov stole it cause they read your mind as well as your email)
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%22pizza+in+a+cup%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
nearly 50k references

i know a guy that is making a living selling bacon chedar (and similar flavors) ice cream in Cincinatti
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: cav58d on March 13, 2007, 02:33:06 AM
Make a 900 #....Charge $5 bucks a minute...Go to as many frat house partys as you can, find a phone and dial and keep it on the line for a minute.  = bills
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: rpm on March 13, 2007, 02:36:29 AM
I have the answer you are looking for. The solution to all your money problems and a way for you to be financially independant for the rest of your life! Quit working that 9 to 5 rat race and enjoy what life has to offer.

Yes, YOU can enjoy the good life!!!

Just send me $99.95 for my detailed foolproof 3-step business model!!!

Hurry, this offer ends soon!
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: DiabloTX on March 13, 2007, 02:52:22 AM
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Originally posted by Debonair
One of the terrible thing about so many people being on the planet is that when you think of an original idea, odd are very good you're not the first one (or that the .gov stole it cause they read your mind as well as your email)
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%22pizza+in+a+cup%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
nearly 50k references

i know a guy that is making a living selling bacon chedar (and similar flavors) ice cream in Cincinatti


Yeah, but them *****es ain't gone nationwide yet.  I'm talking coast to coast.  I'm talking ZZ Top.  I'm talking pizza in a cup chains at every mall, every gas station, and in every Starbuck's on the planet.

Pizza in a cup...it's the future!
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: rpm on March 13, 2007, 02:56:57 AM
Will there be sausage? Cause I think Meatwad would have a problem with that.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: AquaShrimp on March 13, 2007, 02:57:37 AM
Pizza in a cup will work.  Heres how you have to do it.  The bottom 1/3rd of the cup is a soft, thick dough.  Soft enough for a spoon to scoop.  The middle 1/3rd of the cup is various meat toppings mixed with sauce.  The top 1/3rd is the most delicious blend of pizza cheese ever.

Pizza in a cup needs to be served fresh in order to be (A) Tastey, and (B) spoon-scoopable.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: DiabloTX on March 13, 2007, 03:02:20 AM
**** yeah, it's the real deal.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: rpm on March 13, 2007, 03:03:10 AM
Why not make the cup out of crust? Pizza cone!
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: DiabloTX on March 13, 2007, 03:05:41 AM
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Originally posted by rpm
Why not make the cup out of crust? Pizza cone!


But it wouldn't be pizza in a CUP!!!

:huh
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: AquaShrimp on March 13, 2007, 03:08:23 AM
I just got a better idea, make the crust line the entire inside of the cup, then put the meat/sauce filling and cheese in it.  That way you can get a bit of crust in every bite.  It is important to coat the crust with oil when you bake it though, to give it that crunchy, slightly fried taste that some deep-dish pizzas have.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: DiabloTX on March 13, 2007, 03:11:11 AM
My idea is to moderately mince up the pizza before you put it in a cup so you get a bit of everything in every bite.

Pizza in a cup, the way of the future!
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: rpm on March 13, 2007, 03:11:58 AM
I say the crustcup is the way to go. Equal distribution ratio of crust to filling. Eco friendly (huge in Cali!).
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: DiabloTX on March 13, 2007, 03:14:31 AM
Cali...that reminds me....this would be HUGE in populated areas of mass cannabis consumption.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: rpm on March 13, 2007, 03:16:16 AM
I know marketing. Embrace the crustcup.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: AquaShrimp on March 13, 2007, 03:43:08 AM
I'm going to try to make pizza in a cup this week.  I'll probably buy the ingredients today.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Roscoroo on March 13, 2007, 03:54:42 AM
but will the cup still hold Beer ????
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: B@tfinkV on March 13, 2007, 03:55:43 AM
get rich? i got it!!!!!



what we do is start an online flight sim game and charge people $15 a month to play it.

then, and here comes the smart bit, we open a forum and give them an 'off topic' page to keep the nutjobs around as long as possible without them realiseling they are still paying the $15.


now thats super mario brothers jedi ming trick genuis.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: rpm on March 13, 2007, 03:58:28 AM
Fatal flaw. You let anybody who wants to post in the forums without paying membership.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: DiabloTX on March 13, 2007, 03:58:40 AM
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Originally posted by Roscoroo
but will the cup still hold Beer ????


Cups will be wax-lined.  So, yes, it will hold beer once the pizza is scarffed.

Batfink, you're banned from this thread.

Online flight sim...pffft, like what kind of idiot would ever PAY for that???

;)
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: eagl on March 13, 2007, 07:17:50 AM
We should get one of the club members onto a "most wanted" list with a huge reward, and then turn him in.  That would be awesome.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: nirvana on March 13, 2007, 08:59:09 AM
RPM and myself will make the crusty cup and you fellers can make the other cup and we'll see who wins.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Ball on March 13, 2007, 01:56:19 PM
People here seem to have great talent for photoshopping...

Bribery anyone?
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Meatwad on March 13, 2007, 05:37:45 PM
There better not be any sausage in it or im not gonna buy it
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: AquaShrimp on March 13, 2007, 05:46:34 PM
A crusty cup will only work if you want pizza dough hard as an icecream cone.  Its much more tastey if the dough is more pizza-like.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: doobs on March 13, 2007, 05:50:10 PM
Didn't a guy named Navin R. Johnson, try this already?


And I heard he had the best pizza in a cup ever.


Hear he ran the other pizza in a cup guy out of business.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Chairboy on March 13, 2007, 05:54:11 PM
We can take the Audio Sombrero and make millions.  MILLIONS!

With luck, it'll be dollars, even, not pesos.

(for those that missed my other spamtastic thread: http://hallert.net/audiosombrero/ )
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Ball on March 13, 2007, 06:20:02 PM
Nuke could be a professional singer, and we can all be his agents!!!
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: DiabloTX on March 13, 2007, 06:35:15 PM
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Originally posted by doobs
Didn't a guy named Navin R. Johnson, try this already?


And I heard he had the best pizza in a cup ever.


Hear he ran the other pizza in a cup guy out of business.


This is an urban myth.  Navin R. Johnson, who was born a poor black child, made and lost his millions with the "Opti-grab" device.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Helrazr1 on March 13, 2007, 06:47:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by eagl
We should get one of the club members onto a "most wanted" list with a huge reward, and then turn him in.  That would be awesome.


Good plan, I vote Skyrock!

Bubba <----------BONES Skyrock!
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: DiabloTX on March 13, 2007, 08:21:23 PM
"bones" skyrock?

:huh :confused: :huh
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: AWMac on March 13, 2007, 08:39:46 PM
Pizza Shake?

In a "Sip~N~Fly" Cup?

:aok

Mac
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: DREDIOCK on March 13, 2007, 08:56:37 PM
Soylent green

for real :D
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: nirvana on March 13, 2007, 09:48:47 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Pizza Shake?

In a "Sip~N~Fly" Cup?

:aok

Mac


For some strange reason that sounds fantastically nasty.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: lasersailor184 on March 13, 2007, 10:08:04 PM
I personally stick with the lotto tickets.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Excel1 on March 14, 2007, 02:34:35 AM
Inflatable sheep- but with grab handles..extra stability for the larger framed sheepshagger

It could be a money spinner in the overweight and sheep deprived northern hemisphere, plus Mexicans could tie all their stuff to the handles and use them as flotation devices when crossing the Rio Grand- it's a deep river, right?

Dunno if there's existing patents on it yet coz the Gov's patent database site is down. But I'll keep on it
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: DYNAMITE on March 14, 2007, 11:48:05 AM
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Inflatable sheep- but with grab handles..extra stability for the larger framed sheepshagger


It's been done! http://www.muttonbone.com/

Behold... the Love Ewe

(http://www.muttonbone.com/images/sheep_ani1.gif)
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: vorticon on March 14, 2007, 11:58:50 AM
get rich quick? easy. all i need is someone to ghost write a story about a ex-army sniper, an old man, and a drunk viking in a boat.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Excel1 on March 15, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
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Originally posted by DYNAMITE
It's been done! http://www.muttonbone.com/

Behold... the Love Ewe


Geez... the love ewe looks like it was modeled on Britney Spears and not an actual sheep. It lacks the rural daggy factor, plus it ain't got handles.
Also there's the potential for drownings:
Quote
Do not use Love Ewe as a flotation device.


My concept is differant

;)
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: VERTEX on March 15, 2007, 06:41:49 PM
You have to figure out a way to make the pizza in a cup pourable, so you can eat it with one hand while driving or drinking beer. Forget the spoon.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: DiabloTX on March 15, 2007, 08:14:52 PM
That's not pizza, that's soup.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Toad on March 15, 2007, 09:14:07 PM
Yer a bit late.....


http://www.hormel.com/kitchen/recipe.asp?id=3504

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Pepperoni Pizza Cups  
 
 Servings: 9
 
 
 Directions
Preheat oven to 375ºF. Unroll dough. Press or roll into 12-inch square; cut into 9 (4-inch) squares. Grease 9 muffin cups. Press each square evenly in bottom and up sides of each greased muffin cup, forming rim over edge of muffin cups. In medium bowl, combine pizza sauce, ground beef and pepperoni. Spoon sauce mixture evenly into prepared muffin cups. Bake at 375ºF for 25 minutes or until golden brown. Sprinkle with cheese. Bake for an additional 5 minutes or until cheese is melted. Let stand 5 minutes. Remove from pan.

*Tip: for even baking, fill the 3 empty cups halfway with water.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: DiabloTX on March 15, 2007, 09:16:45 PM
That's not Pizza-in-a-cup, that's a pizza muffin recipe.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Toad on March 15, 2007, 09:21:24 PM
Hormel will probably sue you for name infringement.

Besides, I think the edible cup thing is big...really BIG. RPM is right.

Try to think outside the cup!

THINK OUTSIDE THE CUP, man! OUTSIDE THE CUP!



(http://loveisland.itv.com/Images/Content/Celebrities/NonFlash/13.jpg)
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: DiabloTX on March 15, 2007, 09:31:19 PM
The KrustKup is already in the plans but I have made no decision on what the real-deal name is gonna be.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: VansCrew1 on March 16, 2007, 09:09:11 AM
A  STROMBOLI is a pizza in a crust cup???


(http://www.romeospizza.com/menu/food/stromboli_02.jpg)

and calzones????
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Toad on March 16, 2007, 09:11:21 AM
Sssshhhh! Don't spoil his dream.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: B@tfinkV on March 16, 2007, 12:14:16 PM
Quote
Originally posted by rpm
Fatal flaw. You let anybody who wants to post in the forums without paying membership.


damn freeloaders
:furious
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Skuzzy on March 16, 2007, 12:23:30 PM
My get rich plan.  I'll wait until you guys get filthy rich from yer pizza cup, then I will waddle in and get one, take a bite, burn my mouth and tongue and sue you for everything you got.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: rpm on March 16, 2007, 12:34:48 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
My get rich plan.  I'll wait until you guys get filthy rich from yer pizza cup, then I will waddle in and get one, take a bite, burn my mouth and tongue and sue you for everything you got.
:rofl
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Shuffler on March 16, 2007, 12:35:51 PM
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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
I just got a better idea, make the crust line the entire inside of the cup, then put the meat/sauce filling and cheese in it.  That way you can get a bit of crust in every bite.  It is important to coat the crust with oil when you bake it though, to give it that crunchy, slightly fried taste that some deep-dish pizzas have.


No it would be a pizza cup, no dishes to wash. The very bottom could be a collectable disc of some sort.... no trash yet no dirt on the bottom of the pizza cup.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Skuzzy on March 16, 2007, 12:55:08 PM
Oh yes, by all means put a toy at the bottom so I can choke and collect an even larger settlement.
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: Meatwad on March 16, 2007, 01:08:21 PM
Natural Selection :D
Title: AH BBS O'Club get rich quick schemes
Post by: DiabloTX on March 16, 2007, 06:15:45 PM
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
My get rich plan.  I'll wait until you guys get filthy rich from yer pizza cup, then I will waddle in and get one, take a bite, burn my mouth and tongue and sue you for everything you got.


Not if I can prove your intentions were premeditated.

Hehehe...