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Title: You Dem, Rep. or Texan?
Post by: Capt.Joe on March 19, 2007, 11:08:00 PM

Disclaimer:
This message is meant for humor only and not meant to have a political or
religous message. If you are offended by fun being poked at Democrats,
Republicans, Texans or Fundamental Islamist please read no further!
 
 
 
 
 
 
                         
 
 
Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Texan?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found
by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street
with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist
with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You
are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
 
 
 


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends
for few days and try to come to a consensus.

 
 


Republican's Answer:

BANG!

 
 


Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!



:D

Title: You Dem, Rep. or Texan?
Post by: kamilyun on March 19, 2007, 11:12:27 PM

D)  None of the above:

BANG, BANG....BANG

2x torso, 1x head.

Save the rest of your ammo in case there's more around corner  :noid

Title: You Dem, Rep. or Texan?
Post by: john9001 on March 19, 2007, 11:18:07 PM

hmm , minor details, the democrat would not be carrying a gun and the texian would have a pair of colt single actions.

Title: You Dem, Rep. or Texan?
Post by: nirvana on March 20, 2007, 12:26:53 AM

I'm a republicrat.

Title: You Dem, Rep. or Texan?
Post by: FBplmmr on March 20, 2007, 05:22:53 AM

that dweeb tried to HO me!

Title: You Dem, Rep. or Texan?
Post by: JB88 on March 20, 2007, 05:33:46 AM

Quote

Originally posted by FBplmmr
that dweeb tried to HO me!

:D

Title: You Dem, Rep. or Texan?
Post by: WilldCrd on March 20, 2007, 10:50:53 AM

Quote

Originally posted by kamilyun
D)  None of the above:

BANG, BANG....BANG

2x torso, 1x head.

Save the rest of your ammo in case there's more around corner  :noid

BANG BANG BANG......blow smoke from barrel and do the eyebrow thingy to the wifey cause im getteng some tonight!!
pfft 3 taps to the head torso shots are for peeps who dont know gun control :cool:



















j/k:D

Title: You Dem, Rep. or Texan?
Post by: texasmom on March 20, 2007, 12:26:09 PM

LOLOLOL:D

Title: You Dem, Rep. or Texan?
Post by: VooWho on March 20, 2007, 12:45:39 PM

I'd have to say I would be a mix between a Republican, and a Texan.

BANG, BANG, BANG! (Spit on body) BANG!
Wife get the rope in the back of the pickup!
Son throw rope over that tree limb!
Daughter rip your jeans into short, shorts and show your belly! Get those hispanics over here! Say daddy has work for them!
PARTY TIME! (turns on fiesta music) Lets see whats in a jihads belly! (pulls out the iron crowbar) Whos first?

Title: You Dem, Rep. or Texan?
Post by: Skuzzy on March 20, 2007, 12:49:24 PM

Actually, in Texas, 20 to 30 guns would have appeared out of the windows of the surrounding buildings and blown him away.  In the backgound you could hear the chant, "Remember the Alamo!".

Happens all the time in my neighborhood.  The city has a nice street sweeper service.

Title: You Dem, Rep. or Texan?
Post by: Shuffler on March 20, 2007, 02:10:15 PM

Bang Bang.... well derka that feller, next day I'd be wakin' up on the green side of the grass and he'd be stokin' coal.

But I prefer an XD in 45 with hornady T.A.P.

Title: You Dem, Rep. or Texan?
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on March 20, 2007, 02:12:39 PM

BOOM! BOOM!

<---Tennessean, doesn't carry anything that just goes bang.

Title: You Dem, Rep. or Texan?
Post by: Airscrew on March 20, 2007, 02:19:57 PM

I think your question is missing something Joe,...

shouldnt it be " You Dem, Rep, Texan, or Iceman? "