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Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Wes14 on March 25, 2007, 09:25:31 PM
what would you do? if anything? and why would you do this?:D

i would add a B29..but no nuke..if u hit the bomb button the B29 explodes:t
i would do this for the newU's

NewU###:cool plane..whats this a NUKE?
-newU### and his b29 explode-
everyone else:LMAO

:aok
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: SteveBailey on March 25, 2007, 09:39:13 PM
I would call the HTC gang and beg them to come back because I would have no idea what to do.

I wouldn't change a thing from their plans.  They have run this game quite successfully for some time and I have a blast playing it.

My Dad says(and probably your dad too):  "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Toad on March 25, 2007, 09:45:24 PM
Take the GV's and Buffs back out of the game.

Muahahhhahahahahahhaah!
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: LePaul on March 25, 2007, 09:48:42 PM
Remove the La-7 from the game

Remove the perk system

Hire a map maker.

Force Skuzzy to confess to having an autographed Bill Gates Windows 95 box  ;)
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: lasersailor184 on March 25, 2007, 09:53:39 PM
Turn the weather systems back on, steal 15 bucks, and then resubscribe myself.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: AWMac on March 25, 2007, 09:58:02 PM
Charge all those that don't fly in the game and post on this BBS $14.95 a Month.

:D

Mac
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: moot on March 25, 2007, 10:06:22 PM
Bribe Naudet with a 190D11 and Ta152C to get Loose Rivets back.
Give everyone that wanted it, the week off.
Sacrifice one week of current works to focus on getting the community outsourcing one week closer to happening.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Shuckins on March 25, 2007, 10:15:40 PM
1.  Bring the XF6F-6 to the game.

2.  Make the F6F-5 a true 400mph aircraft.

3.  Turn the killshooter OFF....:D

4.  If there are more than three squad mates within 1500 feet of your "kill" you all blow up.

5.  Make the carrier fleets a full task force.....with 3 heavy cruisers and 6 anti-aircraft cruisers, 15 destroyers, and at least two carriers.

6.  Bring the Oscar, the Brewster, M-3 Stuart, and the Pershing to the game.

7.  Perk the Lag-7
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Meatwad on March 25, 2007, 10:22:27 PM
Id like to see an experimental "actual" task force with the above ships plus maybe one or two BB's
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Xargos on March 25, 2007, 10:22:57 PM
Kill this stupid floating arena limit thingy so I can fly with my squad any time I want.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: LePaul on March 25, 2007, 10:25:48 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Xargos
Kill this stupid floating arena limit thingy so I can fly with my squad any time I want.


Werd
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Hornet33 on March 25, 2007, 10:28:30 PM
I'd sit back and take bribes. For a cold beer, you get the RV-8 with the 20mm Vulcans for an hour. A 6 pack gives you the flying PT boat for 2 hours. A case gets you Santa Clause with a death ray for an hour. A keg will get you stealth mode for an hour in any aircraft in the game. Anyone on 200 that complains about the bribes gets booted for a day. Auto takeoff will be disabled. The top 100 pilots will have their own special color on the dar and will be visible to EVERYONE so everyone can go hunt them down and kill them to destroy their scores!!!!!:aok
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: ghi on March 25, 2007, 10:41:52 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hornet33
I'd sit back and take bribes. For a cold beer, you get the RV-8 with the 20mm Vulcans for an hour. A 6 pack gives you the flying PT boat for 2 hours. A case gets you Santa Clause with a death ray for an hour. A keg will get you stealth mode for an hour in any aircraft in the game. Anyone on 200 that complains about the bribes gets booted for a day. Auto takeoff will be disabled. The top 100 pilots will have their own special color on the dar and will be visible to EVERYONE so everyone can go hunt them down and kill them to destroy their scores!!!!!:aok


:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Shuckins on March 25, 2007, 10:43:13 PM
Tell ya what Meatwad, such a task force would largely put an end to the bs low-level bombing runs by heavy bombers.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: rpm on March 25, 2007, 11:15:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Charge all those that don't fly in the game and post on this BBS $14.95 a Month.

:D

Mac
YOU DA MAN!!!:aok
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: OOZ662 on March 25, 2007, 11:19:27 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Id like to see an experimental "actual" task force with the above ships plus maybe one or two BB's


Operation Downfall kinda showed what would happen. We shoved something like 24 fleets together thinking it'd be the Holy Grail of Ack Death. Turned out that only about two or three of the task groups fired while the rest just putted along. Was disheartening to see so many kamikaze dweebs making it...
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: cav58d on March 25, 2007, 11:23:22 PM
Hide a fish somewhere in the office....mwaaaahahahahahaha
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Mr No Name on March 25, 2007, 11:26:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Xargos
Kill this stupid floating arena limit thingy so I can fly with my squad any time I want.


Same here, then i'd resubscribe.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Chairboy on March 26, 2007, 02:42:05 AM
Weather, including turbulence.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: rpm on March 26, 2007, 02:45:52 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Xargos
Kill this stupid floating arena limit thingy so I can fly with my squad any time I want.
Yeah, this new system is a PITA. Either trash the squadron concept or embrace it and move on. It's become rather silly.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Xargos on March 26, 2007, 02:48:12 AM
Three people quoted me...:noid
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: rpm on March 26, 2007, 04:20:34 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Xargos
Three people quoted me...:noid
And twelve kittens died... What's your point?
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Phaser11 on March 26, 2007, 06:38:03 AM
Shut down the forums.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: culero on March 26, 2007, 06:55:30 AM
I would lock AKAK's handle in as "Frito Bandito" :)
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: culero on March 26, 2007, 06:59:16 AM
Oh, and re-size this and lock it in as his avatard :D

(http://home.rgv.rr.com/casamyers/1frito2.jpg)
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Jackal1 on March 26, 2007, 07:46:34 AM
Simple. Scotch and strippers for everyone.  :aok
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: culero on March 26, 2007, 07:59:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Jackal1
Simple. Scotch and strippers for everyone.  :aok


I vote Jackal for King of AH! :aok

PS - that *is* single-malt, right? And the strippers do own boats, right? :)
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Nilsen on March 26, 2007, 08:30:14 AM
RPM.. whats you game handle?
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Catalyst on March 26, 2007, 08:37:03 AM
kick out all the red necks :aok
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Hornet33 on March 26, 2007, 08:46:49 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Catalyst
kick out all the red necks :aok


You want an arena with only 5 people in it?????:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: namvet on March 26, 2007, 09:06:28 AM
Ban Skuzzy from the boards.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Maverick on March 26, 2007, 09:31:27 AM
Expose all the MPs.     :t :t
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Heater on March 26, 2007, 10:09:33 AM
Get Drunk...

Get Drunker.....


F%&@ with HiTech's mind


Get Drunk....

Fall down and go Boom, then laugh at Hitech some more
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Sox62 on March 26, 2007, 11:28:04 AM
I don't know what I'd do if I controlled HTC for a week.

I'd need at least TWO WEEKS to do anything that I really wanted to do.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: JB88 on March 26, 2007, 11:39:18 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
RPM.. whats you game handle?


i do believe that he's the HOTDOGMAN himself.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Jackal1 on March 27, 2007, 03:57:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by culero
I vote Jackal for King of AH! :aok

PS - that *is* single-malt, right? And the strippers do own boats, right? :)



:aok  What good would a stripper be without the boat? :)


On a more serious note Culero, I have a good friend who`s body is being transported from McAllen today. Give him a good send off would you bud?
Pallbearer duty for me Thursday. Seems like it`s getting to be a regular thing the older I get. :(
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: culero on March 27, 2007, 05:04:52 PM
Just got in from work. What's your friend's name?
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: rpm on March 27, 2007, 05:08:15 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
RPM.. whats you game handle?
HotDogMn
Bishop
Bird Of Prey - Peregrines
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Nilsen on March 28, 2007, 01:18:47 AM
Quote
Originally posted by rpm
HotDogMn
Bishop
Bird Of Prey - Peregrines


ah... bish...

my trigger finger allofasudden went bananas :D
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: B@tfinkV on March 28, 2007, 02:39:35 AM
i'd sell the game to EA sports and buy a house on a carribean island.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: VWE on March 28, 2007, 02:58:24 AM
I'd sit in the 'arena' and keep tabs on all of my 'favorite' peelots in here and every time they'd try to land kills I'd make em disco just before their plane touches down.  :D
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: JB88 on March 28, 2007, 02:59:01 AM
oh thats easy dude.

2 chicks at once.

:D
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Ball on March 28, 2007, 03:03:14 AM
Delete H2H

Damn freeloaders! :D
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Jackal1 on March 28, 2007, 04:10:27 AM
Quote
Originally posted by culero
Just got in from work. What's your friend's name?


Charles Ellis.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Booz on March 28, 2007, 06:36:57 AM
Serious answer..

 1.)  Bring back the big maps & 750+ player arena limit with a "you die, your last field is unavailable for 30 mins" rule to eliminate the constant re-upping horde warriors & pork auger guys. It'll move action to all over the map.

 2.)  Start an official AHTA program, scheduled classes with a complete curriculum so the majority of players can finally feel confident enough to fly solo or in pairs and not rely on a horde.

 3.) Change the price to 16.99/mo with a discount 12.99/mo for those who have completed AHTA, make a real HTC staffer track it in billing. Something to raise the competition bar. [prices subject to cost analysis]

 4.) Bomber eggs will not release at more than 5% attitude angle from horizon.

 5.) re-implement the harder bombsight calibration
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: CHECKERS on March 28, 2007, 06:44:23 AM
I would bring back AcesHigh 1 as another option of game play  and also leave AH 2  EW MW LW
as it is......
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: T0J0 on March 28, 2007, 10:24:15 AM
I would contact a business broker and put it up for sale, then with the sales proceeds retire and not have to put up with user bs...
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Hawco on March 28, 2007, 12:18:44 PM
I would close the front doors, get the best strippers that HTC could afford in, a brass pole, lots of booze, some live music in and a few select people in and switch the phones off.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: balance1 on June 24, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hornet33
I'd sit back and take bribes. For a cold beer, you get the RV-8 with the 20mm Vulcans for an hour. A 6 pack gives you the flying PT boat for 2 hours. A case gets you Santa Clause with a death ray for an hour. A keg will get you stealth mode for an hour in any aircraft in the game. Anyone on 200 that complains about the bribes gets booted for a day. Auto takeoff will be disabled. The top 100 pilots will have their own special color on the dar and will be visible to EVERYONE so everyone can go hunt them down and kill them to destroy their scores!!!!!:aok


HORNET33=FREEKING JESUS!!!!
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: cpxxx on June 24, 2007, 06:19:27 PM
I would transfer their profits into my Cayman Island bank account and go an live in the South of France!
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: bj229r on June 24, 2007, 08:41:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by rpm
HotDogMn
Bishop
Bird Of Prey - Peregrines


eGADS...commie-lib AND a Bop?
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Lusche on June 24, 2007, 09:33:50 PM
I would change the collision model to the much requested "both should get damage" feature. Should be fun. :D
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Swager on June 24, 2007, 10:06:34 PM
Actually care about the entire customer base, not just a selected few.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Silat on June 24, 2007, 10:20:33 PM
Ban teens and preteens. Otherwise known as squeakers.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: OOZ662 on June 24, 2007, 10:59:15 PM
:o
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Spikes on June 25, 2007, 12:53:36 AM
Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Charge all those that don't fly in the game and post on this BBS $14.95 a Month.

:D

Mac


dam...you beat me to it...
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Maniac on June 25, 2007, 06:23:06 AM
If i controlled HTC for an week i would enable the ground troops!

AcesHight FPS!

:aok
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: hyena426 on June 25, 2007, 06:35:57 AM
i would add submarines;)
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: storch on June 25, 2007, 06:37:26 AM
remove killshooter
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 25, 2007, 12:24:02 PM
Quote
Originally posted by culero
I would lock AKAK's handle in as "Frito Bandito" :)



LOL!

ack-ack
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: storch on June 25, 2007, 01:38:38 PM
I just noticed lacklack's location.  that's funny stuff right there.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Skyfoxx on June 25, 2007, 01:44:09 PM
Priority 1.
Make local proximity vox squelchable.

Priority 2.
Raid Hitechs liquor cabinet.

Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Elfie on June 25, 2007, 01:56:33 PM
I'd make a permanent squelch list available. :)
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: balance1 on June 25, 2007, 02:05:39 PM
you dont want to know :t
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: JimBeam on June 25, 2007, 02:11:47 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88
oh thats easy dude.

2 chicks at once.

:D


:rofl  i love that movie
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: DiabloTX on June 25, 2007, 02:15:31 PM
I like my idea (http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=207269&highlight=skuzzy) better.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Xargos on June 25, 2007, 02:34:18 PM
I'd also make every player send me a bottle of Johnnie Walked Black if they wanted to keep their account.
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Ripsnort on June 29, 2007, 11:20:47 AM
I'd hire Joc as the program director and force all his subordinates to dress up  in costumes below. This would keep them "on their toes" and work harder. :)

(http://www.akrondesign.com/Mascots/marylens/sheep1.jpg)
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Wes14 on June 29, 2007, 11:22:00 AM
:rofl
Title: What if you controlled HTC for a week?
Post by: Maverick on June 29, 2007, 04:31:44 PM
Rip,

I think the pilots visible in the cockpit should look like those costumes.  ;)