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Title: Fake Chinese Proverbs (Funny as HELL!!!)
Post by: Serenity on March 28, 2007, 07:16:54 PM
WARNING: I did not make these. I simply cop-pasted from a website. There are some that may be offenseive. If you feel you may be offended, do not read this.

"Man who run in front of car get tired

Man who run behind car get exhausted

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Man who scratches bellybutton should not bite fingernails

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it

Man who drive like hell bound to get there

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs

Man who farts in church sits in own pew

Crowded elevator smells different to midget

Virginity like bubble - one salamander all gone"
Title: Fake Chinese Proverbs (Funny as HELL!!!)
Post by: Mr No Name on March 28, 2007, 07:42:15 PM
Man who fly upside down bound to have crack up.
Title: Fake Chinese Proverbs (Funny as HELL!!!)
Post by: Ripsnort on March 28, 2007, 07:43:10 PM
ahhh, time warp to the '70's.
Title: Fake Chinese Proverbs (Funny as HELL!!!)
Post by: Ripsnort on March 28, 2007, 07:44:02 PM
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingas!
Title: Fake Chinese Proverbs (Funny as HELL!!!)
Post by: Gunthr on March 28, 2007, 07:58:30 PM
boy who lay girl in strawberry patch in big jam.
Title: Fake Chinese Proverbs (Funny as HELL!!!)
Post by: nirvana on March 28, 2007, 09:54:11 PM
Here are a few more http://mapage.noos.fr/matushansky/confucius.html
Title: Fake Chinese Proverbs (Funny as HELL!!!)
Post by: 68valu on March 28, 2007, 09:56:16 PM
Man who stand on toliet is high on pot
Title: Fake Chinese Proverbs (Funny as HELL!!!)
Post by: Jackal1 on March 29, 2007, 05:07:14 AM
Those who spring on innerspring this spring get offspring next spring.
Title: Fake Chinese Proverbs (Funny as HELL!!!)
Post by: Mr No Name on April 27, 2007, 06:29:12 PM
It take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.