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Title: trap door
Post by: JB88 on March 29, 2007, 05:49:54 AM

you have fallen into a deep well.
it is filled with hungry alligators.

there is no escape.


the end.

Title: trap door
Post by: Nilsen on March 29, 2007, 06:23:11 AM

poor alligators

Title: trap door
Post by: JB88 on March 29, 2007, 09:21:54 AM

dear 88,

please, no more nilsens down the well.  t0o boney.  tastes like lutefisk.

xoxo,
alligators

Title: trap door
Post by: Black Sheep on March 29, 2007, 12:42:30 PM

You have fallen down a well with hungry alligators. To the north you see a light through a small opening.

> Go N

You are in a cave with poisonous rats. You see a can of beans.

> Eat beans

You are now gaseous.

> Drop trow and light farts

The rats are now flame grilled, the smell bringing the alligators from the well to devour both the rats and YOU.

You are dead.

> Blame Nilsen

:D

Title: trap door
Post by: rpm on March 29, 2007, 12:46:06 PM

The alligators notice the bottle of Tabasco in your hand.

Suddenly, the hunter has become the hunted.

Title: trap door
Post by: DYNAMITE on March 29, 2007, 10:03:51 PM

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