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Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: eskimo2 on April 02, 2007, 06:05:19 PM: (http://www.rebnora.com/images/blog/Unemployable1.jpg)

(http://www.rebnora.com/images/blog/Unemployable2.jpg)

(http://www.rebnora.com/images/blog/Unemployable3.jpg)

More retards here:
http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/508156/jokeid/117261
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: vorticon on April 02, 2007, 06:10:08 PM: they can always work at the circus.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: john9001 on April 02, 2007, 06:15:01 PM: Darwinism has failed.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Shifty on April 02, 2007, 06:15:51 PM: I'll never understand people doing that. That crap just baffles me.:confused:
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: eskimo2 on April 02, 2007, 06:24:00 PM: Speaking of retards and JibJab:

" Retards Wassssssup " (http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/562565/jokeid/126801)
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: AWMac on April 02, 2007, 06:25:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
Speaking of retards and JibJab:

" Retards Wassssssup " (http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/562565/jokeid/126801)

I remember once I caught my "Lil Buddy" in the zipper...by mistake.

Why would anyone do this on purpose?

*shivers*

Mac
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: CHECKERS on April 02, 2007, 06:39:30 PM: They can always get a job working for the Clinton's , Kennedy's, or run for mayor of San Francisco or even head-up Bush's Border security plan .... :t
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 02, 2007, 06:39:35 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Shifty
I'll never understand people doing that. That crap just baffles me.:confused:

I'll second that.

I see someone like that and its the old saying

"If your selling something I dont want any. And if your buying something I dont have any"
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: dmf on April 02, 2007, 06:48:28 PM: I have 2 earrings, one in each ear, nothing through nipples, nose, eye brow, lip, tung, or anywhere else, that wasn't intended for holding a chunk of metal
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: tedrbr on April 02, 2007, 06:58:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by john9001
Darwinism has failed.

Darwinism was beaten in the courts and politics by Rabidly Liberal Lawyers.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Vulcan on April 02, 2007, 09:53:28 PM: Send them out in a decent lightning storm and darwin will once again rule.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Red Tail 444 on April 02, 2007, 10:01:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
I have 2 earrings, one in each ear, nothing through nipples, nose, eye brow, lip, tung, or anywhere else, that wasn't intended for holding a chunk of metal

I don't understand why any man wants earringfs...they may call them studs, to sound more manly, but anything on your ear is an earring.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Dago on April 02, 2007, 10:56:47 PM: Please dont show pictures of democrats like that, I would like to hold down my dinner. :D
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Joachim on April 02, 2007, 11:02:27 PM: I've got my nipples pierced.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: DYNAMITE on April 02, 2007, 11:08:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by john9001
Darwinism has failed.

So much for intelligent design... :O
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: FBplmmr on April 02, 2007, 11:08:50 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
I have 2 earrings, one in each ear, nothing through nipples, nose, eye brow, lip, tung, or anywhere else, that wasn't intended for holding a chunk of metal

you sound "hawwwt' =)

seriously tho

belly button rings are attractive .. because mostly women with flat tummies get them

small diamond to side of nostril im cool with as well

hot earing .. the big hoops .. not sure why .. guess it accents the neck.
Title: Re: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: FBplmmr on April 02, 2007, 11:11:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
(http://www.rebnora.com/images/blog/Unemployable1.jpg)

(http://www.rebnora.com/images/blog/Unemployable2.jpg)

(http://www.rebnora.com/images/blog/Unemployable3.jpg)

More retards here:
http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/508156/jokeid/117261

say hello to the un intelligible..
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: dmf on April 02, 2007, 11:16:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Red Tail 444
I don't understand why any man wants earringfs...they may call them studs, to sound more manly, but anything on your ear is an earring.

I have no idea why men want earrings, I think its degrading to me to have earrings, unless their pirates.

you guys can call them what ever you want but its a long way to the other end fro art.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Xargos on April 03, 2007, 03:16:46 AM: Men wore wearing earrings before women I think. And the main reason sailors wore a GOLD earring is so if you found their body washed up on shore it was payment for you to bury them properly. I never liked earrings because I got into way too many fights when I was younger, and I just knew it would get ripped out in one of them.

edited for spelling.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Hazzer on April 03, 2007, 04:10:58 AM: All my ancestors were fisherman and lifeboatmen,they all wore an earing,I thought it had some religious significance ,didn't know about the burial thing if washed up,I know none of them learned to swim,considered tempting fate I suppose.My Father was the first member of the family not to go to sea,or wear an earing.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Xargos on April 03, 2007, 04:23:50 AM: In the old days if you fell overboard they would not turn around to pick you up. So if you knew how to swim all it did was prolong your suffering.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Eagler on April 03, 2007, 05:39:36 AM: they can always double as a pin cushion:
(http://www.nwe.co.uk/images/NewImages/Pin%20cushion.jpg)

they are just crying for attention. too bad with some of those holes, they will never "grow out of it"
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Hazzer on April 03, 2007, 05:43:12 AM: That makes sense,thx xargos.:)
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Nilsen on April 03, 2007, 06:01:49 AM: Real men dont worry about what other men do to their bodies. ;)

That beeing said.... eeeew
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Ripsnort on April 03, 2007, 09:13:21 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
Real men dont worry about what other men do to their bodies. ;)

That beeing said.... eeeew

No one "worries" about it, but most sure think its ugly! :) Wait until they're 50 years old...talk about regrets...(mostly those nose holes)
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Seagoon on April 03, 2007, 10:05:14 AM: You'll have to forgive me, I really don't understand what would possess someone not only to destroy their own nose and make it impossible to use a kleenex effectively, but also to think anyone would want to be able to see into their sinuses. Grays Anatomy is fine on paper, but walking around or handing you your fries and a coke?

Speaking of fries and a coke, I went to lunch the other day and sitting at the next table directly in front of me was an extremely thick-set middle aged guy with what looked like a a large brass nose ring. The effect was to make him look exactly like a bull. All he needed was a big blue ribbon and happy farmer standing next to him and the image would have been complete. It took all of my self control not to spend the entire lunch grinning like an idiot. Ah well, gotta love people who aim for looking "tough", but only manage "amusing."

- SEAGOON
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: moot on April 03, 2007, 10:26:12 AM: Hehe, did he look like he was holding a grin, too? :D
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Eagler on April 03, 2007, 10:27:33 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
Real men dont worry about what other men do to their bodies.

Men? not in my book
males ... maybe
freaks - yes

pity is what I feel when I see one of those misfits drifting through life .. wonder what happened in its life to make it take the course it took ...
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Flatbar on April 03, 2007, 12:24:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
I have no idea why men want earrings, I think its degrading to me to have earrings, unless their pirates.

you guys can call them what ever you want but its a long way to the other end fro art.

Back in '72 I got one of my ears pierced. That was the 'fad' back then in some circles along with long hair, tight bellbottoms, fu-manchu stashes and boots with a roachclip attached under the pant leg with a long leather tassle for quick access.

I got a lot of flak from 'normal' people back then but didn't give a heck about what people thought as long as I was happy in my journey through life. I suspect that this is where these folks are.

Times and tastes change. My ear piercing has plugged it's self, my hair is kept short, all my jeans are straight legged and have a bit of extra room for my 54yo butt. My stash is kept off the lip and trimmed at the corners of my mouth and I have used a pipe for the last 15 years.

I'm still enjoying this ride but if I had to still wear those damned bellbottoms, chew on my stash, have a dangly thing attached to my ear, hair that took more than a minute to 'fix' and boots that double as paraphernalia while socialising with some of my friends in law enforcement, I'd be one sorry SOB.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Yknurd on April 03, 2007, 12:26:10 PM: I like to point and laugh at people like this.

It's not the reaction they expect.

Adding epitaphs like, "You are the King-O Dork-O buddy!" is tre cool also.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Seagoon on April 03, 2007, 02:08:26 PM: I'm sure I probably don't want to know, but my curiousity is killing me. How did the rocket scientist in picture #2 produce the six round bulges under the skin in his forehead?

- SEAGOON
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: eskimo2 on April 03, 2007, 03:46:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Seagoon
I'm sure I probably don't want to know, but my curiousity is killing me. How did the rocket scientist in picture #2 produce the six round bulges under the skin in his forehead?

- SEAGOON

Those are “Finger Buds”. It’s one of the newest things that stem cell research has led to. Each one of those bumps/buds will eventually develop into non-functioning but humanlike fingers. This guy is just beginning to get weird. Another reason to ban stem cell research if you ask me.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Hornet33 on April 03, 2007, 03:51:43 PM: I bet their parents are SO proud. God I would beat the crap out of my kids if they ever did something as stupid as that, but that's just me.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Maniac on April 03, 2007, 04:20:06 PM: I only got one sentance in my head when i saw them, and it reads like this :

But why?
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Gunthr on April 03, 2007, 04:42:32 PM: these body modders really love the malls, too. i'm sorry, i really can't help but bust out laughing when i see some mutant with a forked tongue, horns and rings all over his face walking around with the boots with 14 inch soles.... and my 12 year old daughter socks me in the arm for embarrassing her, go figure.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Eagler on April 03, 2007, 04:59:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
Those are “Finger Buds”. It’s one of the newest things that stem cell research has led to. Each one of those bumps/buds will eventually develop into non-functioning but humanlike fingers. This guy is just beginning to get weird. Another reason to ban stem cell research if you ask me.

never heard of that but saw where they put implants to make themselves more reptilian looking..the split tongue and other weirdness
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: WhiteHawk on April 03, 2007, 05:12:47 PM: God, those nose holes are fricken gross. Skuzzy, we need a pukeicon
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: dmf on April 03, 2007, 05:15:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Flatbar
Back in '72 I got one of my ears pierced. That was the 'fad' back then in some circles along with long hair, tight bellbottoms, fu-manchu stashes and boots with a roachclip attached under the pant leg with a long leather tassle for quick access.

I got a lot of flak from 'normal' people back then but didn't give a heck about what people thought as long as I was happy in my journey through life. I suspect that this is where these folks are.

Times and tastes change. My ear piercing has plugged it's self, my hair is kept short, all my jeans are straight legged and have a bit of extra room for my 54yo butt. My stash is kept off the lip and trimmed at the corners of my mouth and I have used a pipe for the last 15 years.

I'm still enjoying this ride but if I had to still wear those damned bellbottoms, chew on my stash, have a dangly thing attached to my ear, hair that took more than a minute to 'fix' and boots that double as paraphernalia while socialising with some of my friends in law enforcement, I'd be one sorry SOB.

May back in the old days it was a fad, but i still think either pirates or us women should wear earrings, bu then teh pirate should have a eye patch too, that wouldn't go good with my earrings.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Xargos on April 03, 2007, 05:21:48 PM: Women shouldn't wear anything. :D
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: DYNAMITE on April 03, 2007, 05:36:35 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
Those are “Finger Buds”. It’s one of the newest things that stem cell research has led to. Each one of those bumps/buds will eventually develop into non-functioning but humanlike fingers. This guy is just beginning to get weird. Another reason to ban stem cell research if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure they silicone inserts...

But knowing what they are still doesn't explain why the hell someone would do that to themselves.... :O
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: dmf on April 03, 2007, 05:59:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Xargos
Women shouldn't wear anything. :D

And just how high in the Ferengi social ladder are you Mr Quark?
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Hornet33 on April 03, 2007, 06:46:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
And just how high in the Ferengi social ladder are you Mr Quark?

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Xargos on April 03, 2007, 09:27:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
And just how high in the Ferengi social ladder are you Mr Quark?

Two bars of gold-pressed latinum and I'll tell you.:p
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: dmf on April 04, 2007, 05:14:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Xargos
Two bars of gold-pressed latinum and I'll tell you.:p

Your better off sticking to the regulan ale than asking me for any currency, cause the only thing you'll get from me is a one way trip to teh delta quadrant :)
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: whiteman on April 04, 2007, 05:28:09 PM: Like Judge Smails said "Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too."
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: Shuckins on April 04, 2007, 05:37:44 PM: How cool do you think they'll look when they hit their 50s and everything starts s-a-g-g-i-n-g...
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: FrodeMk3 on April 04, 2007, 06:33:25 PM: Quote
whiteman Like Judge Smails said "Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too."

I'm a Backhoe operator, I dig ditches by trade.

They would'nt be allowed on the job looking like that.
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: dmf on April 04, 2007, 07:51:24 PM: All I know is at my work we can look any way we want to, as long as it looks acceptable, I have ear rings but they can't be hanging down to my neck or anything like that, and if anybody EVER applied looking like that, I don't think they'd get hired, qualified or not.
Title: Re: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: SirLoin on April 04, 2007, 08:04:59 PM: Quote

More retards here:
http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/508156/jokeid/117261 [/B]

If they are retired..how are they unemployable?
Title: Say hello to the unemployable
Post by: VOR on April 04, 2007, 08:07:37 PM: Good catch, Eskimo. :D